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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:4/27/2015
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latest user's comments

#138 - Feed her to your herd of swine in the morning. 04/26/2015 on #YesAllCars +1
#77 - That counts as an alcohol story. A short one, but it counts. 04/26/2015 on Anon's MDMA experience +8
#316 - Now there's an idea.... 04/24/2015 on What are you and which do... 0
#23 - Now, now, anon; there are actually folks out there who need to… 04/24/2015 on True Beauty +2
#18 - Cool. 04/24/2015 on Anon loses his V card 0
#14 - 26, still a kissless V-card holder, and I like it that way. Wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Anon loses his V card -2
User avatar #16 - swimmingprodigy (04/24/2015) [-]
you're only 4 years away from becoming a witch
User avatar #18 - dachief (04/24/2015) [-]
Cool.
#149 - I'm apparently about 45%, but I really want to be a body build…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on What are you and which do... 0
#240 - dce (04/24/2015) [-]
You could practically cut from here on in while doing olympic lifts to build dense muscle and look like a bodybuilder without having to bulk once you get to 8-10%
User avatar #316 - dachief (04/24/2015) [-]
Now there's an idea....
#10 - ...there are actually people trying to be a living sack of lar…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2015 on I would recommend reading... +1
#135 - deckbox (04/24/2015) [-]
Watch the simpsons ep where homer gets so overweight he was legal to claim disability.

Benefits etc apply if you are too fat to work or whatever.
#48 - ninjabadger (04/24/2015) [-]
Some people were a little overweight, and didn't want to put in the work. Thus they reasoned that they could "accept" being overweight and that they were beautiful and healthy for it.

Delusional people are the biggest cause generally, it's a real shame.

Also depression as the other person stated.
User avatar #15 - thetoxicketchup (04/24/2015) [-]
Depression, usually. Eating to fill a void, or something like that.
#41 - Shmooglavoue (04/24/2015) [-]
Ironically, exercise is one of the ways to counteract depression. The more active you are, the more energy you'll have to do things. It's not a cure-all by any means, but it's a step in the right direction.
#109 - fefe (04/24/2015) [-]
That's not ironic at all. But yes, you are right about exercise being a successful treatment for depression
#753 - Small world, ain't it? 04/23/2015 on Justice Served +1
#680 - Deep in the heart of Texas. Chillin' here in Dallas  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Justice Served +2
User avatar #697 - Wargasmicsammich (04/23/2015) [-]
ayyye i'm from dallas too
#753 - dachief (04/23/2015) [-]
Small world, ain't it?

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User avatar #40 - isolovegames ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Post Tumbl-cunt stories here.
#30 to #29 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
they say Benis leaning left or right decide if you are a right side or left side.

if you are straight you are a faggot!
User avatar #31 to #30 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Mine leans to the Reich.
#32 to #31 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
more like mien..

too bad im leftist
#33 to #32 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
How could I have missed that opportunity?
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
fuhrer is griet with Islamic Gommunism
#35 to #34 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
kek
kek
#36 to #35 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
good goy

now to bed tomorrow we talk.


bye bye
User avatar #37 to #36 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Sleep well, friend.
User avatar #38 to #37 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
i will goy

AND DONT FORGET MUH 6^10 SHEKELION!
User avatar #39 to #38 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Nevar forget.
#24 to #23 - dachief (11/16/2014) [-]
YOU LIVE!
#26 to #25 - dachief (11/18/2014) [-]
So what happened back there? I bet it was the jews.
User avatar #21 - Das (08/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #20 to #19 - dachief (06/22/2014) [-]
k.
#17 - boldzero (10/12/2012) [-]
I doubt I have anything you want but I want that pony
User avatar #18 to #17 - dachief (10/12/2012) [-]
It's been traded, sorry, dude.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - dachief (09/01/2012) [-]
Are you now?
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#12 - fefe (08/24/2012) [-]
I saw your content on frontpage today, CONGRATULATIONS!!

Nah jk you're a stupid cunt. in fact, that content was so idiotic that i felt the need to go on your profile and tell you how ******* stupid you, and it, are.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dachief (08/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I love you too.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Yay! Megs is always welcome here!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem eyebrows.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem Teeef
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#8 to #7 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
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