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dachief

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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Comment Ranking:#6842
Highest Content Rank:#250
Highest Comment Rank:#709
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Content Level Progress: 61.4% (614/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 10.4% (104/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:1060858
Times Content Favorited:1834 times
Total Comments Made:4077
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#14 - Oh lawd geezus itsa farr. 11 hours ago on The first big meme of 2016 0
#146 - Honestly, I'd say the mold has a higher IQ. 11 hours ago on IT support -1
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#7 - sadpand (15 hours ago) [-]
You bet your spaghetti he is
#9 - dachief (15 hours ago) [-]
Draw him like one of your french skellys.
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User avatar #56 - syrianassassinsoul (06/16/2015) [-]
life
#42 to #41 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
Burn them all.
#46 to #45 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I prefer my Jews lightly toasted.
#51 to #50 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
gib skype
gib skype
#52 to #51 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I hab no skype
#53 to #52 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
you should make one so i can invite you to a jew hating group
#54 to #53 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I'm invited? Lemme see what I can do.
User avatar #40 - isolovegames (02/26/2015) [-]
Post Tumbl-cunt stories here.
#30 to #29 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
they say Benis leaning left or right decide if you are a right side or left side.

if you are straight you are a faggot!
User avatar #31 to #30 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Mine leans to the Reich.
#32 to #31 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
more like mien..

too bad im leftist
#33 to #32 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
How could I have missed that opportunity?
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
fuhrer is griet with Islamic Gommunism
#35 to #34 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
kek
kek
#36 to #35 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
good goy

now to bed tomorrow we talk.


bye bye
User avatar #37 to #36 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Sleep well, friend.
User avatar #38 to #37 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
i will goy

AND DONT FORGET MUH 6^10 SHEKELION!
User avatar #39 to #38 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Nevar forget.
#24 to #23 - dachief (11/16/2014) [-]
YOU LIVE!
#26 to #25 - dachief (11/18/2014) [-]
So what happened back there? I bet it was the jews.
User avatar #21 - Das (08/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #20 to #19 - dachief (06/22/2014) [-]
k.
#17 - boldzero ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
I doubt I have anything you want but I want that pony
User avatar #18 to #17 - dachief (10/12/2012) [-]
It's been traded, sorry, dude.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - dachief (09/01/2012) [-]
Are you now?
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#12 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
I saw your content on frontpage today, CONGRATULATIONS!!

Nah jk you're a stupid cunt. in fact, that content was so idiotic that i felt the need to go on your profile and tell you how ******* stupid you, and it, are.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dachief (08/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I love you too.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Yay! Megs is always welcome here!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem eyebrows.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem Teeef
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#8 to #7 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
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