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#167 - Exactly, and in the movie at first the say Bane is the child G… 07/24/2012 on Batman Facepalm 0
#21 - Fair enough 07/23/2012 on Batman Facepalm 0
#18 - Actually as a comic follower of Batman (yes I know it's suppos…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Batman Facepalm -2
#51 - mysticninja (07/24/2012) [-]
Did you watch the whole movie?
User avatar #30 - popkornking (07/24/2012) [-]
Bane isn't Ra's Al Ghul's son though. Miranda is, Bane is her protector.
User avatar #167 - daburger (07/24/2012) [-]
Exactly, and in the movie at first the say Bane is the child Ghul, but it's actually Talia ah Ghul. I knew that, therefore ending was spoiled for me.
#28 - angelisk (07/23/2012) [-]
Did you just spoil the movie for me?
User avatar #19 - Reverend (07/23/2012) [-]
I just think Hathaway doesnt compare to Johansson
User avatar #21 - daburger (07/23/2012) [-]
Fair enough
#16 - Saw it last night, only thing the movie had on the Avengers wa…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Batman Facepalm -6
User avatar #48 - duggiefresh (07/24/2012) [-]
i thought batman and the avengers were both amazing. that being said, i do agree with you on anne hathaway over scarlet johanson. i think hathaway is beautiful.
User avatar #34 - popkornking (07/24/2012) [-]
SPOILERS BELOW VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
#17 - Reverend (07/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #18 - daburger (07/23/2012) [-]
Actually as a comic follower of Batman (yes I know it's supposed to be a realistic version) the whole ending was ruined for me when they said "Bane is Ra-ah-Ghul's son." And look at that, I post an opinion and it gets thumbed down, oh well.
#51 - mysticninja (07/24/2012) [-]
Did you watch the whole movie?
User avatar #30 - popkornking (07/24/2012) [-]
Bane isn't Ra's Al Ghul's son though. Miranda is, Bane is her protector.
User avatar #167 - daburger (07/24/2012) [-]
Exactly, and in the movie at first the say Bane is the child Ghul, but it's actually Talia ah Ghul. I knew that, therefore ending was spoiled for me.
#28 - angelisk (07/23/2012) [-]
Did you just spoil the movie for me?
User avatar #19 - Reverend (07/23/2012) [-]
I just think Hathaway doesnt compare to Johansson
User avatar #21 - daburger (07/23/2012) [-]
Fair enough
#3 - Well yeah, have you seen black chicks? (Relevant picture)  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Morbid For Anti-Racists +28
#5 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
#4 - finnini (07/22/2012) [-]
#7 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
is it ironic he's holding a banana?
#1 - I live in Georgia. We actually have a ****** prob…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on Teehee 0
#3 - CTscan (07/22/2012) [-]
false, they are in Alabama
#5 - No, as the guy above you almost hit it. Mr. Wilson was a merc …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Not Funny... +7
User avatar #6 - diabolicgnome (07/22/2012) [-]
then who the hell did thantos curse?
User avatar #7 - GeneralZCD (07/22/2012) [-]
thanos actually did curse him to live forever, because deadpool and death had a relationship, but thanos wanted to be with death, so in order to block deadpool, he cursed him to live forever

thanos is still trying to go for her, while deadpool and death r star crossed lovers
User avatar #8 - diabolicgnome (07/22/2012) [-]
so i was right?
User avatar #9 - GeneralZCD (07/22/2012) [-]
yes.
User avatar #10 - freakysixtythree (07/22/2012) [-]
but in the end Deadpool is a bad-ass never mind his cool powers he is the essence of bad-ass in a mortal form. plus he is insane. Really Insane.

well technically immortal but whatever you get the point.
User avatar #49 - chaseford (07/22/2012) [-]
i was reading up on my deadpool and it said that his powers were that the cells in his body grew back at super-speed, so that whenever he was damaged, the cells would grow back almost instantly. This would be very helpful because he could even grow back his own brain cells. But before he was given this power, he was unaware that he had cancer. Since his cells were growing back rapidly, this caused the cancer cells to multiply and make his face nasty.
User avatar #98 - GeneralZCD (07/26/2012) [-]
he knew he had cancer, thats y he went to the weapon X program to see if they could cure it for him
#10 - Ah, well I read your post wrong. I dunno, whenever I hear of E…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2012 on Silly Deadpool! +1
User avatar #11 - Shramin (07/21/2012) [-]
Well.. that's a matter of opinion, but they have never been of the majorly religious types at the least.
#8 - Eh, we have a history of freedom of speech and religion I supp…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2012 on Silly Deadpool! +2
User avatar #9 - Shramin (07/21/2012) [-]
Perhaps, also somehow I wrote US when I intended to write EU, ops.
User avatar #10 - daburger (07/21/2012) [-]
Ah, well I read your post wrong. I dunno, whenever I hear of Europe protests they seem to actually be of significance
User avatar #11 - Shramin (07/21/2012) [-]
Well.. that's a matter of opinion, but they have never been of the majorly religious types at the least.
#6 - Angry Christians are angry  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2012 on Silly Deadpool! +20
User avatar #7 - Shramin (07/21/2012) [-]
The whole "Christian protesting" thing is quiet an interesting American phenomenon.

Never seen or heard of that happening in the US, and I have never figured out why its like that.
User avatar #8 - daburger (07/21/2012) [-]
Eh, we have a history of freedom of speech and religion I suppose. There are a lot of churches around here that think our pop-culture and/or our government is evil because of the policies they condone. I guess they don't like comic con because of fake entities or something.
User avatar #9 - Shramin (07/21/2012) [-]
Perhaps, also somehow I wrote US when I intended to write EU, ops.
User avatar #10 - daburger (07/21/2012) [-]
Ah, well I read your post wrong. I dunno, whenever I hear of Europe protests they seem to actually be of significance
User avatar #11 - Shramin (07/21/2012) [-]
Well.. that's a matter of opinion, but they have never been of the majorly religious types at the least.
#25 - Your touch by the Black Keys  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2012 on A Typical Tuesday +2
#26 - xfresherassassinx (07/21/2012) [-]
Thank you sir
#23 - Lost it at "cuddle puddle"  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2012 on A Typical Tuesday +2
#27 - jetmb (07/21/2012) [-]
LMAO, I lost it at, "Where am I?" "K Mart?"
User avatar #35 - Mackenzieofcourse (07/21/2012) [-]
I lol'd at "I still think you're cute".
User avatar #33 - hammerofdorn (07/21/2012) [-]
Space?
#96 - Fact of the matter is, you can't tell how a President does in … 07/21/2012 on Obama's Strategy 0
#93 - Lol, the only reason he supports gay rights this election (h… 07/21/2012 on Obama's Strategy 0
#106 - Why not wasp? She also contributes so much to the team. 07/20/2012 on Avenger Trainers 0
#115 - You mean to tell me californication is in California? Woah! Bl… 07/18/2012 on Where TV Shows take place 0
#38 - you know what they say.... when life gives you lemons  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2012 on what kind of sick person..... 0
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#56 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
make orange juice and leave them wondering how the hell you did it.
User avatar #43 - lorddarkskull (07/18/2012) [-]
I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!... WITH THE LEMONS!
#149 - Relevant picture is relevant, but seriously OP is a huge thumb… 07/16/2012 on Brainless BG Kumbi +6
#23 - you don't just post slenderman for ***** and gig… 07/09/2012 on it's ok +40
#65 - It's a kid's show just roll with it 07/08/2012 on hmmmmm... +2
#16 - what is this, youtube? 07/08/2012 on Naga is naked +1
#40 - but I don't want stuff up my butt hole 07/08/2012 on Man pleasing lessons. +7
#33 - Picture 07/08/2012 on british... +4
#29 - Agnostic here, people really shouldn't look at the Bible when …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2012 on You said it, not me. +3
#55 - jimboismynameo (07/08/2012) [-]
for you




you are welcome
User avatar #49 - ZetzueRyuho (07/08/2012) [-]
So, you're saying that to properly observe the Judaeo-Christo god, we should not regard the holy books as viable?
Then, if we disregard the books, where would you get the concept of your god?
Believing in a god is not inherent and it comes from holy scriptures.
#68 - anonymous (07/08/2012) [-]
False,it is inherent

EVERY CULTURE IN ITS BEGGINING
Every rational being recognizes the law of causse-effect: nothing happens without a cause.
Homo sapiens acquires rationality
They apply the law of causse-effect to the world,they give causes to all effects, but a few effects remain unexplained:
Effect: It rains,The world exists,Rainbow,Dreams
Cause: An unknown agent is responsible for all this effects

We call the unknown agent spirits, god, karma, kami, we will use god in this exact moment,eventough it doesnt work like this, it has been proven all god-religions are only evolutions of shamanistic(spirits)religions

God is in this moment a impersonal creationist force,THAT is inherent to all rational being, but then culture defiles this god, he gives Him,a supernatural being, human attributes, the tribe dress the god with their clothes(this is why when you think of god you think of a guy with a toga, because it is what happened when the romans addopted christianism),they confer Him emotions and hence a moral,that will be the moral code of the tribe
the previously universal god has now become a million aberrations as a result of trying to humanize the supernatural.
The Christian god is a unwholesome mix of judean and roman tradditions,THAT is not inherent, but the clean not humanized god is in fact inherent to all human beings
#38 - anonymous (07/08/2012) [-]
and its the book that is supposed to be the religion... Therefore religion is fucking stupid
#28 - Well think about this: In 400 years people look back at us and…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/08/2012 on You said it, not me. +21
User avatar #44 - bitchplzzz (07/08/2012) [-]
Well. Thats why we should draw dicks on everything and bury it for years later
#56 - twilightdusk (07/08/2012) [-]
Wasn't there some Greek city that was uncovered not too long ago and they found dick drawings all over it that dated back to when the city would have been in use? Aka, the dicks weren't just drawn in by modern day vandals.
User avatar #70 - platypark (07/08/2012) [-]
You're talking about Pompeii in Rome, I think. It was only rediscovered a couple hundred years ago.
#69 - epiccactus (07/08/2012) [-]
Pompeii's symbol was a penis
User avatar #59 - bitchplzzz (07/08/2012) [-]
Oldfags
#40 - anonymous (07/08/2012) [-]
And yet religion is still holding us back.
#45 - vytros (07/08/2012) [-]
It's human stupidity that's holding us back.
User avatar #88 - freddyhollensen (07/08/2012) [-]
Most intellectuals would claim religion is a sub category of this larger problem of stupidity. A lot of us is just getting tired it's treated any different than the rest of the bullshit that's out there.
#93 - vytros (07/08/2012) [-]
Religion itself doesn't stand in the way of advancing forward, it's stupid ass fanatic dickheads that COULD stand in it's way, but nowadays religion is not that much of a barrier as it was in Galileo's time.

Nowadays only one thing stands in the way: Transnational corporations that's only aim is a short-term profit, an organization that only lives for money, has no loyalty to anyone or any nation, it's only existence is circled around money.

If advance means less money for a corporations, they will gladly stand in it's ways.
#85 - relentlesspoop (07/08/2012) [-]
naw just women
User avatar #65 - galkawhm (07/08/2012) [-]
It's a combination of the two.
#35 - IamEllis (07/08/2012) [-]
then one fateful day a band of human scientists discovered that ancient ruins on mars that advanced our technology by 200 years, aiding us in the discovery of mass relays, machines that allow intergalactic travel even to the furthest stars...other alien species refer to this as...MASS EFFECT
#78 - darthblam (07/08/2012) [-]
Well we've just recently discovered the thing in the universe that determines matter's mass (higgs boson). If we could some how affect the mass.... see where I'm going with this? Yeah..
User avatar #39 - redcookiemonster (07/08/2012) [-]
orr we discover ruins suggesting that there was a master race before us...

PROMETHEUS!
#53 - trolololer (07/08/2012) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at its a lie! ** urgh almost threw up in the movie theater when I was watching it...

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