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#54 - Probably got hit by some of that plethora of radiation they ha… 08/12/2012 on The Most Ferocious Hamster... +1
#70 - Even better example, this ****** can fly.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2012 on Pokemon Logic +16
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#76 - thegreenalloy has deleted their comment.
#24 - last olympics* 08/12/2012 on This is why I love 'Merica +5
#23 - The Chinese put 14 year olds on their olympic team last year, …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2012 on This is why I love 'Merica +9
User avatar #24 - daburger (08/12/2012) [-]
last olympics*
#56 - Comment deleted 08/12/2012 on Holy Shit 0
#197 - I'm starting to think Adam Sandler has a disability.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2012 on TV Logic at its finest +14
#205 - bezza (08/12/2012) [-]
Or had a stroke
User avatar #198 - letriggs (08/12/2012) [-]
would explain why he keeps signing himself up for such crappy films
#133 - **** you, people see Jesus food and food accessor… 08/12/2012 on Checkmate, Atheists +7
#82 - Comment deleted 08/11/2012 on Volunteer reacts to fist... 0
#14 - Why use flash with 2 hp left?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2012 on Oh pokemen you so silly +16
User avatar #57 - themanta (08/07/2012) [-]
why use flash ever?
#34 - Who the hell wears clothing with fast food companies on it? 08/06/2012 on McBadass +55
#14 - To bad we can't have Canadian Oil because the eco-terrorists a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2012 on Check. Mate. +2
User avatar #16 - duskmane (08/06/2012) [-]
A few oily birds for Albertan oil vs an entire oiled gulf for offshore oil vs thousands of dead soldiers for middle eastern oil...

Put the damn pipeline in, buy some soap, and the soldiers whose lives are saved by it would gladly wash oil off birds as a show of gratitude.
#17 - duskmane (08/06/2012) [-]
and one of the nice things about land based pipelines is that every few kilometers you have what is called a "line break", which is an emergency shutoff valve that will automatically close off the pipeline should a rupture occur.
Sure, bp had emergency valves on the gulf rig, but the difference here is that bp was ignoring the required maintenance on those valves. something about it being too costly and inconvenient to test/repair them. the valves on land are a fair bit easier to maintain.

I would know, those systems are part of my job.

(pic related: mfw someone in my line of work could have prevented the bp spill)
#247 - Well in those terms, yeah you're correct. However usually thes… 08/06/2012 on liberals 0
#244 - Well technically the far extremes of both sides (The Occupy mo…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2012 on liberals +2
#246 - nobodyslament (08/06/2012) [-]
daburger you win my internets for this amazing comment. have a doctor who .gif.
#245 - twilightdusk (08/06/2012) [-]
I guess I was thinking more in economic terms, where the left wants businesses to be more regulated to keep the economy from crashing again while the right seems to want a system where businesses can tell the government to fuck off while not paying any taxes.
User avatar #247 - daburger (08/06/2012) [-]
Well in those terms, yeah you're correct. However usually these riots and protests (I think this pic is in London though) is carried out by those with extremist views.
#67 - I really hope you're trolling because it's a genetic disease a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2012 on adalia rose +4
User avatar #111 - kuthar (08/06/2012) [-]
You can't give a person a soul.
#329 - It doesn't justify it, but you're definitely giving an open in… 08/06/2012 on Typicall +1
#108 - I'm well aware of that, I read someone's comment below that ca… 08/05/2012 on Batman 0
#105 - Wilfred. But seriously though my bad, I don't know why I was s…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Batman 0
User avatar #106 - TAPPINDATASS (08/05/2012) [-]
His name is Alfred not wilfred
User avatar #108 - daburger (08/05/2012) [-]
I'm well aware of that, I read someone's comment below that called him Wilfred so I guess that just stuck for some reason.
#70 - Spoiler _________ Yeah he's still alive. Him and Catwo…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Batman +1
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User avatar #103 - TAPPINDATASS (08/05/2012) [-]
every time I read wilfred, it made me want to kill you more
#105 - daburger (08/05/2012) [-]
Wilfred. But seriously though my bad, I don't know why I was so fixated on Wilfred, I must be getting something mixed up.
User avatar #106 - TAPPINDATASS (08/05/2012) [-]
His name is Alfred not wilfred
User avatar #108 - daburger (08/05/2012) [-]
I'm well aware of that, I read someone's comment below that called him Wilfred so I guess that just stuck for some reason.
User avatar #84 - bloodyisrael (08/05/2012) [-]
Alfred J. Fucking Pennyworth
#33 - He's trying to use reverse psychology 08/04/2012 on 10/10. WOULD BANG +9
#29 - Oh I totally agree, I find it funny when people will call a ch… 08/04/2012 on Fighting homosexuality by... 0
#23 - I don't know, why are people mad at the company instead of the…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Fighting homosexuality by... 0
#24 - Cloudxhigh (08/04/2012) [-]
I don't understand the logic of being mad at the CEO either. Doesn't make sense for homosexuals to push for their own rights as couples, and then rage at someone for voicing their own opinion.
User avatar #29 - daburger (08/04/2012) [-]
Oh I totally agree, I find it funny when people will call a christian like him a bigot when they are equally as bigoted as he is.
#19 - God dammit, stop bringing fried chicken into this. My god damn…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Fighting homosexuality by... +3
#22 - Cloudxhigh (08/04/2012) [-]
Why would someone be mad the the CEO who donated money to organizations he wanted to?
User avatar #23 - daburger (08/04/2012) [-]
I don't know, why are people mad at the company instead of the CEO? It's not like every single person that works for chik-fil-a joined the company for the purposes of destroying homosexuality through the sales of fried chicken.
#24 - Cloudxhigh (08/04/2012) [-]
I don't understand the logic of being mad at the CEO either. Doesn't make sense for homosexuals to push for their own rights as couples, and then rage at someone for voicing their own opinion.
User avatar #29 - daburger (08/04/2012) [-]
Oh I totally agree, I find it funny when people will call a christian like him a bigot when they are equally as bigoted as he is.
#18 - Lol I'm from Atlanta, nigs at every chicken place 08/04/2012 on Fighting homosexuality by... 0
#17 - The Chik-fil-a CEO gave private donations to anti-gay organiza… 08/04/2012 on Fighting homosexuality by... +2
#4 - I could understand how water is ineffective against grass, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2012 on Pok√©mon logic 0
#5 - twilightdusk (08/04/2012) [-]
Plants sucking in water?

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