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#54 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Obama +5
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#135 - dragonsoverlord (09/07/2012) [-]
Boom.
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#249 - Reagan's face..... 09/07/2012 on How long does a queen last? +8
#18 - Ironic because Zlamous was banned for posting porn. 09/07/2012 on Atheism is for losers +2
#10 - You're probably troll ing, but if not 1) Be a man and log… 09/07/2012 on Atheism is for losers -11
#6 - My point exactly. I'm not even atheist, but since I don't agre…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Atheism is for losers +5
#7 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
if your too angery and stupid to accept Jesus then you should have your head stomped into paste you fucking idiot
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#46 - bloodbathmcbullet (09/07/2012) [-]
Too stupid to accept Jesus? Woa their buddy, now I am a christian, and don't get me wrong here, but you are the one whose head should get stomped into paste. Jesus was trying to teach peace, and you are what gives us Christians such a bad name. Oh he disagrees with you, he must be an idiot for having different belives.
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#10 - daburger (09/07/2012) [-]
You're probably trolling, but if not
1) Be a man and login
2) I'm not angry here, you're the one throwing around threats.
3) Why should I have to accept Jesus' teachings even though the Muslim and Jewish teaching are exactly the same? What makes your religion the best of all of them?
#4 - Christianity Because any and everything that doesn't agree…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Atheism is for losers +5
#5 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
go kill yourself
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#6 - daburger (09/07/2012) [-]
My point exactly. I'm not even atheist, but since I don't agree with your religious view I should just go off myself.
#7 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
if your too angery and stupid to accept Jesus then you should have your head stomped into paste you fucking idiot
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#46 - bloodbathmcbullet (09/07/2012) [-]
Too stupid to accept Jesus? Woa their buddy, now I am a christian, and don't get me wrong here, but you are the one whose head should get stomped into paste. Jesus was trying to teach peace, and you are what gives us Christians such a bad name. Oh he disagrees with you, he must be an idiot for having different belives.
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#10 - daburger (09/07/2012) [-]
You're probably trolling, but if not
1) Be a man and login
2) I'm not angry here, you're the one throwing around threats.
3) Why should I have to accept Jesus' teachings even though the Muslim and Jewish teaching are exactly the same? What makes your religion the best of all of them?
#27 - He says debate, you post a gif........ While the U.S…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2012 on Punchline 0
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#26 - Well, not always. That's the controversy over Gitmo is that th…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Punchline +1
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#220 - Mahazama (09/07/2012) [-]
I'd rather the CIA accidentally torture the wrong guy than have there be another 9/11 or 7/7, or any terrorist attack on the west for that matter.
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#313 - rainbowrush (09/07/2012) [-]
Maybe you have some information we need. Lets torture you to find out.


I don't you have thought anything through, ever. Rethink everything, you are terribly misinformed and stupid.
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#289 - thelastamerican (09/07/2012) [-]
You would have your government torture an innocent man. (for any reason) You sicken me. No innocent man, regardless of reason, should be tortured just to make you sleep better at night. You are what is wrong with the country and the world today. Torture isn't a plaything to be used on a person just because you want some quick answers. Torture is a messy information gathering technique so far below us that there is absolutely no reason to physically torture anyone in American custody. A tortured man will tell you anything to make the pain stop. He might even believe it. If you want the truth and you are willing to torture to get it, then why not give them a shot of something as archaic as sodium pentothal then ask them what you want to know? A person doped up enough with any one of a range of drugs will tell you exactly what you want to know truthfully. But no, you would rather a man who never hurt a fly to be harmed just so that you can feel go about your daily affairs without worry.

Welcome all, to what we have become. A country of spineless, homophobic, mindless drones who will do anything to keep from having to worry about the future. Has there ever been an easier population to control?
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#234 - teoferrazzi (09/07/2012) [-]
...this is America, gentlemen:
people begging for a police state while they brag about their freedom
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#248 - Mahazama (09/07/2012) [-]
Aren't you just the cutest little rebel hippie.
Torturing Bin Laden's buddies doesn't make america a police state.
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#564 - thelastamerican (09/08/2012) [-]
Torturing an innocent man does.
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#496 - bible (09/07/2012) [-]
Try not to reason with these people.
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#269 - teoferrazzi (09/07/2012) [-]
I take it your act in life is 'conservative' because you've been raised in a place that's liberal and this is your attempt at being different. either that, or these 'values' of yours have been passed on to you by your family. either way, it is clear you have put zero thought in what you have to say. I'm not interested in your transparent act; you don't have a solid opinion.
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#565 - thelastamerican (09/08/2012) [-]
Let me reassure you that this is not the reasoning of a conservative person, rather the ramblings of a spineless pawn.
#271 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
That entire diatribe served no purpose to the argument in any way at all. Try proving some actual points and not just setting up useless strawmen.
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#279 - teoferrazzi (09/07/2012) [-]
'torturing Bin Laden's buddies'
that sentence alone is exemplary enough of your ignorance; I took it from there.
I'm not interested in debating any further.
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#379 - personface (09/07/2012) [-]
I initially agreed with you but then you had to be a dick. You guys both suck.
#221 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
i hope your family get rapped by the cia just so a shity cunt like you can have a remote idea of what torture looks like
#11 - Dude has somewhat of a point. I remember reading this story of… 09/07/2012 on Could work +10
#20 - China can't place an embargo on the U.S. because the U.S. has … 09/06/2012 on America, Fuck Yeah 0