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#6 - It's weak against both actually 10/03/2012 on 1st Pokemon problems... +5
#7 - OP misses the point of the episode(s). Some people say that re…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2012 on Truth of the universe +1
#11 - LordSkyline (10/03/2012) [-]
You missed the point by a mile, the fighting happened when religions were abandoned but atheism was still there after fatty-mcfatfat called the past to get dawkins and garrison to break up, it led to a future where no "ism" was left, that is also where this quote comes from.
TL:DR You stupid, watch the episode again
User avatar #16 - daburger (10/03/2012) [-]
While that is still true, at the end of the episode the otter says something about the space-French (or some other European country) and how they're fighting with them.
User avatar #10 - badsamaritan (10/03/2012) [-]
no you missed the point because this was an exact quotation, i did not add anything to this.
#15 - Well if we wanna be specific leafs actually transpire water, t… 09/30/2012 on Mother of Squirtle. 0
#78 - Why Einstein? Newton was the one who came up the idea of gravi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2012 on scientific -4
User avatar #80 - aftercafe (09/29/2012) [-]
Because whoever made this was either ignorant or didn't give a fuck
#121 - Picture 09/27/2012 on Trick-or-treat, bitch +6
#552 - Nope, Australians by far  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2012 on The difference between... +5
User avatar #558 - darkjustifier (09/27/2012) [-]
I put them in the equals.
#376 - See, that's a misconception. Our politics are actually pretty … 09/16/2012 on re:Romney is a Tool 0
#19 - Thanks OP, I really needed the nazi symbol to realize why thei… 09/15/2012 on And then the nazi nation came +1
#112 - Won't be fun when you're middle aged either  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on You get what you deserve +6
User avatar #361 - GirisGOD (09/15/2012) [-]
one does not simply out grow nightmare before Christmas
#117 - I mean it's the natural business cycle for an economy to event… 09/13/2012 on a little politics 0
#260 - Is it the candidate with the most personal wealth or campaign wealth?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on What Mitt Makes 0
User avatar #265 - Harkonnen (09/12/2012) [-]
campaign wealth, but personal wealth is a big factor in campaign wealth. People pour money into their own campaigns, and rich people have rich friends too
#126 - Yeah I actually agree with Gary Johnson on most issues (but I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2012 on What Mitt Makes +2
User avatar #130 - secretlywheatbread (09/12/2012) [-]
See, being who I am, Green Party all the way
(Had to take some survey, turns out I side the most will Jill Stein)
(here it is, by the way, just in case you wanna do it www.isidewith.com/)
But alas, I am only 17, therefore I cannot vote.
And I live in Virginia. Yay. Cept not really.
But yea, I honestly don't like the whole Electoral College thing, because it feels like the state is already making the assumption that the majority of it's people voted for _____

User avatar #132 - secretlywheatbread (09/12/2012) [-]
Take away that last parenthesis*
#120 - Alright that's fine, I don't like either of them as well. The …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2012 on What Mitt Makes +1
User avatar #122 - secretlywheatbread (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm in AP Gov. this year and we have to write a 4 page paper on who we want to win the election and I'm like "Can it be a 3rd party?" And she was like "No, let's keep it realistic" Because what are the chances of a 3rd party makin' it in the White House?
None.
Unfortunately.
User avatar #126 - daburger (09/12/2012) [-]
Yeah I actually agree with Gary Johnson on most issues (but I'm not one of those libertarian fags). If I were in a swing state I'd probably end up voting for Romney because I agree with his economic policy (the one he's not telling the public due to fear of scrutiny from special interest groups), but since I'm in Georgia (solid conservative) I'll probably vote Johnson for shits and gigs.
User avatar #130 - secretlywheatbread (09/12/2012) [-]
See, being who I am, Green Party all the way
(Had to take some survey, turns out I side the most will Jill Stein)
(here it is, by the way, just in case you wanna do it www.isidewith.com/)
But alas, I am only 17, therefore I cannot vote.
And I live in Virginia. Yay. Cept not really.
But yea, I honestly don't like the whole Electoral College thing, because it feels like the state is already making the assumption that the majority of it's people voted for _____

User avatar #132 - secretlywheatbread (09/12/2012) [-]
Take away that last parenthesis*
#118 - Your logic is a bit off. The richest candidate doesn't win in …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2012 on What Mitt Makes -1
User avatar #179 - Harkonnen (09/12/2012) [-]
Yeah I'm against political parties too, and if you take money out you don't need them. The candidate with the most money won the 2010 congressional races 94% of the time. It was 85% in 2008 but that's still too high. I didn't pull that number out of my ass
User avatar #260 - daburger (09/12/2012) [-]
Is it the candidate with the most personal wealth or campaign wealth?
User avatar #265 - Harkonnen (09/12/2012) [-]
campaign wealth, but personal wealth is a big factor in campaign wealth. People pour money into their own campaigns, and rich people have rich friends too
#108 - Obama out raised Romney in August. Stop being so one-sided, bo…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/12/2012 on What Mitt Makes 0
User avatar #117 - secretlywheatbread (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm not being one sided.
I hate both Mittens and Obama equally.
I don't like either candidate at all.

Also: elections.nytimes.com/2012/campaign-finance
I find this interesting.
And I'm not linking you so we can start a heated political debate.
#138 - ExorArgus (09/12/2012) [-]
I laughed WAY to hard when i read "Mittens"
User avatar #141 - secretlywheatbread (09/12/2012) [-]
I feel like calling him Mittens the Kitten Romney is the only way I can take him seriously.
User avatar #120 - daburger (09/12/2012) [-]
Alright that's fine, I don't like either of them as well. The two party system is terrible and forces each citizen to pick between two candidates where one guy is against the other guy on all issues. There's never any middle ground.
User avatar #122 - secretlywheatbread (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm in AP Gov. this year and we have to write a 4 page paper on who we want to win the election and I'm like "Can it be a 3rd party?" And she was like "No, let's keep it realistic" Because what are the chances of a 3rd party makin' it in the White House?
None.
Unfortunately.
User avatar #126 - daburger (09/12/2012) [-]
Yeah I actually agree with Gary Johnson on most issues (but I'm not one of those libertarian fags). If I were in a swing state I'd probably end up voting for Romney because I agree with his economic policy (the one he's not telling the public due to fear of scrutiny from special interest groups), but since I'm in Georgia (solid conservative) I'll probably vote Johnson for shits and gigs.
User avatar #130 - secretlywheatbread (09/12/2012) [-]
See, being who I am, Green Party all the way
(Had to take some survey, turns out I side the most will Jill Stein)
(here it is, by the way, just in case you wanna do it www.isidewith.com/)
But alas, I am only 17, therefore I cannot vote.
And I live in Virginia. Yay. Cept not really.
But yea, I honestly don't like the whole Electoral College thing, because it feels like the state is already making the assumption that the majority of it's people voted for _____

User avatar #132 - secretlywheatbread (09/12/2012) [-]
Take away that last parenthesis*
#571 - That isn't proven. Even if Roosevelt did know about it there w… 09/12/2012 on 'Murica 9/11 0
#14 - I finished the main quest before doing any of the side quests  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2012 on Skyrim Repost +13
User avatar #17 - dafuqisdisshit (09/11/2012) [-]
same hear i was a level 19 or so when i beat the game
User avatar #28 - licestr (09/11/2012) [-]
Finishing the main quest =/= Finishing the game.
User avatar #41 - dafuqisdisshit (09/12/2012) [-]
you know what i mean
User avatar #42 - dafuqisdisshit (09/12/2012) [-]
one simple error brought so many red thumbs
#16 - Out of the actual avengers, wasp is by far the most useless an…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on Yeah!! 0
#19 - anonymous (09/08/2012) [-]
She's not useless ,she's the spy
#102 - Well, you know what they say about Black guys..... 09/07/2012 on North America +19
#56 - Thank you. We set up our government so that one person isn't i… 09/07/2012 on Obama +3
#54 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Obama +5
#57 - Kirbyman (09/07/2012) [-]
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#77 - Kirbyman (09/07/2012) [-]
#86 - imtwitch (09/07/2012) [-]
#87 - Kirbyman (09/07/2012) [-]
#91 - ngupsychobean (09/07/2012) [-]
#96 - Kirbyman (09/07/2012) [-]
#93 - Kirbyman (09/07/2012) [-]
#135 - dragonsoverlord (09/07/2012) [-]
Boom.
#95 - thewitchking (09/07/2012) [-]
#249 - Reagan's face..... 09/07/2012 on How long does a queen last? +8
#18 - Ironic because Zlamous was banned for posting porn. 09/07/2012 on Atheism is for losers +2
#10 - You're probably troll ing, but if not 1) Be a man and log… 09/07/2012 on Atheism is for losers -11
#6 - My point exactly. I'm not even atheist, but since I don't agre…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Atheism is for losers +5
#7 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
if your too angery and stupid to accept Jesus then you should have your head stomped into paste you fucking idiot
User avatar #46 - bloodbathmcbullet (09/07/2012) [-]
Too stupid to accept Jesus? Woa their buddy, now I am a christian, and don't get me wrong here, but you are the one whose head should get stomped into paste. Jesus was trying to teach peace, and you are what gives us Christians such a bad name. Oh he disagrees with you, he must be an idiot for having different belives.
User avatar #10 - daburger (09/07/2012) [-]
You're probably trolling, but if not
1) Be a man and login
2) I'm not angry here, you're the one throwing around threats.
3) Why should I have to accept Jesus' teachings even though the Muslim and Jewish teaching are exactly the same? What makes your religion the best of all of them?

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