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Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
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#7 - i have seen this exact joke several times using different anim… 04/25/2013 on Can't see shit captain +1
#21 - wtf is wrong with women now a days...  [+] (12 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Faith in humanity = Lost 0
#42 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh sorry. Our silly whims of not wanting to be impregnated and you ingoring that request is way too feminist, I see...
#137 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
Still can take the pill jackass. Dont want to take pill? Then wear the risk of someone actually jizzing in you.
User avatar #110 - dabronydude (04/26/2013) [-]
by the way, i was referring to the whole "lets make it so a female can call rape on any sexural activity if it did not go 100% perfect with strangers"
User avatar #79 - sundanceholiday (04/26/2013) [-]
How about you take birth control, how about you wear a female condom, how about you make the man wear a condom, or how about you don't have sex you irresponsible cunt. I hope you get raped and impregnated so you actually have something to bitch about you useless piece of flesh and bone.
User avatar #67 - dabronydude (04/26/2013) [-]
so you want to have sex with no protection and you think pulling out is not going to get your pregnant?
good luck with that.
#76 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
Some people do still rely on the pull out method of birth control since not everyone in all parts of the world have access to it. If you agreed to using the pull out method prior to sex and the woman tightly wrapped her legs around you when you were about to finish with the purpose of making you finish inside her it is the same thing. The woman aggressively made sure semen would be in her vagina when you didn't want it there even though you both agreed prior to sex . In the article the man aggressively forced the woman to accept his sperm into her vagina when prior to sex the agreement was 'pull out so no baby'. In both cases the aggressor might as well be yelling crazy things about babies. It isn't exactly rape but it isn't really kosher either.

And studies have shown that the pull out method works if the man has peed prior to sex and removed sperm from his shaft. It isn't a good method, but precum doesn't have sperm in it if the guy peed so it is still okay if careful and desperate.
#81 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
I'd never use the pull out method myself but I have a high functioning alcoholic friend who uses it. He says he mostly hopes he doesn't catch anything too permanent the morning after.

He spends all his money on alcohol and cigarettes instead of condoms. He has no job and his grandma pays his rent.
User avatar #50 - athojew (04/26/2013) [-]
Found the vegan
User avatar #52 - Icedangel (04/26/2013) [-]
Vegan =/= Feminist.
User avatar #53 - athojew (04/26/2013) [-]
i know that but the joke is found the vegan not the feminist
User avatar #54 - Icedangel (04/26/2013) [-]
Eh, people will get it if you change it up a bit.
User avatar #55 - athojew (04/26/2013) [-]
I know but it just doesn't feel right
#41 - we did not start the clop stuff, there was porn of G1 and 3 l…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Then and now +1
User avatar #57 - xgrandmoffx (04/26/2013) [-]
Pics or G4 is the first.
User avatar #60 - dabronydude (04/26/2013) [-]
is it against the rules to link you to very old porn off site?
User avatar #64 - xgrandmoffx (04/27/2013) [-]
Probably not if you privately message me.
#23 - i have no words. 04/25/2013 on Oh Spike 0
#14 - that gif makes me want a tiny tiny giraffe... 04/25/2013 on Please Explain. 0
#3 - that shit right there is so fucking awesome. 04/24/2013 on Why do I want this... 0
#3 - URMR gay ?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on ur mr gay +9
#7 - iwantfun (04/24/2013) [-]
exactly, but with the space between ur mr gay
#30 - ye, 3 guys.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on WARNING: CANCER INSIDE +1
#33 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Cant use the term 'a bunch of 3 guys' retard.
#35 - dieblackpeople (04/24/2013) [-]
stop being so angry you fucking nigger
#45 - Waro (04/24/2013) [-]
I can't help but notice you may be slightly racist. I can't work out if it was the username or your colourful use of the word 'nigger'. Anyway, it's probably just my imagination.
#489 - well that is a shit load of shit... damn that is bad.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Read Description 0
User avatar #499 - bakakinji (04/24/2013) [-]
Don't get the wrong idea. I'm a Christian myself and I think WBC is full of crazy idiots. It's not Christianity that they show, it's just misguided hate.
User avatar #511 - multimedia (04/24/2013) [-]
They take the worst parts of the Bible and ignore the best.

The OPPOSITE of what a decent fucking person would do.
#12 - the picture is on right looks like some crappy flash game from… 04/24/2013 on Everyone must do at least one! +1
#4 - classic. state your opinion and disregard mine completely … 04/24/2013 on wat 0
#24 - a bunch of 3 guys at my college would go around all the time g…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2013 on WARNING: CANCER INSIDE +1
#28 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
a bunch of 3 guys... okay?
User avatar #30 - dabronydude (04/24/2013) [-]
ye, 3 guys.
#33 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Cant use the term 'a bunch of 3 guys' retard.
#35 - dieblackpeople (04/24/2013) [-]
stop being so angry you fucking nigger
#45 - Waro (04/24/2013) [-]
I can't help but notice you may be slightly racist. I can't work out if it was the username or your colourful use of the word 'nigger'. Anyway, it's probably just my imagination.
#4 - that fucking kid dances better than anyone i know, me including... 04/24/2013 on I don't usually dance but... +1
#1 - some bits in there was pretty funny  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Pony Movie 3 0
User avatar #2 - twi (04/24/2013) [-]
I liked the plane one
#4 - sinery (04/24/2013) [-]
Dicks, I knew it.
#4 - dark souls arcade... ahahahaha, ALL the quarters.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Dark Souls Arcade 0
User avatar #11 - viscerys (04/24/2013) [-]
The Euro doesn't have a quarter coin, so if I went to an arcade in an attempt to play this game, I'd have to spend 1€ each time. That is equivalent to $1.30.
#7 - the black haired person is a guy and he thought the white hair… 04/24/2013 on alpha as fuck +1
#6 - ok i know you are all going to burn me alive for saying this b…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Sour D... 0
User avatar #7 - mtandy (04/24/2013) [-]
I like the stories of random shit people do when high, but one's like these, well, meh...
#3 - i know you are going to get a lot of hate but i understand wha… 04/24/2013 on Water please? 0
#6 - are you a little jealous that you could never photoshop half a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on ._. +1
#8 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Bitch, I don't gotta prove nothing to you, but the use of it to create retarded shit like this is the reason I occasionally ditch this site for reddit, /b/, or some shit.
#2 - these are back? meh.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on wat -2
#3 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
These are hilarious, shut up.
User avatar #4 - dabronydude (04/24/2013) [-]
classic.
state your opinion and disregard mine completely then tell me to shut up even though i left that comment hours ago.
#5 - he thought they was both boys but the other person is a girl t…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2013 on alpha as fuck +2
User avatar #8 - burtgasm (04/24/2013) [-]
NEVERMIND. I figured it out. my brain isnt very smart
User avatar #6 - burtgasm (04/24/2013) [-]
wait. The black haired guy is undressing what he thinks is a girl? But then the pink haired one says they're both boys, but she's a girl? confused.png
#11 - joshofsouls (04/25/2013) [-]



For a moment there, I almost thought you were the real Burt.
but I cannot be fooled by an imposter.
User avatar #12 - burtgasm (04/25/2013) [-]
maybe I am, maybe I'm not
User avatar #7 - dabronydude (04/24/2013) [-]
the black haired person is a guy and he thought the white haired person was a guy but she is a girl.
#3 - that is not a guy...  [+] (7 new replies) 04/24/2013 on alpha as fuck +3
User avatar #4 - burtgasm (04/24/2013) [-]
well it says he is. "We're both boys" kinda made me think that
User avatar #5 - dabronydude (04/24/2013) [-]
he thought they was both boys but the other person is a girl that looks like a guy, that is why he just Noped out of there.
User avatar #8 - burtgasm (04/24/2013) [-]
NEVERMIND. I figured it out. my brain isnt very smart
User avatar #6 - burtgasm (04/24/2013) [-]
wait. The black haired guy is undressing what he thinks is a girl? But then the pink haired one says they're both boys, but she's a girl? confused.png
#11 - joshofsouls (04/25/2013) [-]



For a moment there, I almost thought you were the real Burt.
but I cannot be fooled by an imposter.
User avatar #12 - burtgasm (04/25/2013) [-]
maybe I am, maybe I'm not
User avatar #7 - dabronydude (04/24/2013) [-]
the black haired person is a guy and he thought the white haired person was a guy but she is a girl.
#2 - god look at her sly little smile when she turns.  [+] (59 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Shy penguin +166
User avatar #8 - ljxjlos (04/24/2013) [-]
She´s actually a type of woman (look-wise) I don´t find attractive at all, but goddamnit, that smile is fucking sweet
User avatar #13 - namnori (04/24/2013) [-]
Really? I would destroy that.
User avatar #14 - ljxjlos (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, I just don´t like blondes too much. And her face looks kinda fake, too much makeover, the dress and the ear-rings look like shit...well, just not my kind of girl, I guess. I like the shy type, darker hair, etc...
#30 - sonicsyndicate (04/24/2013) [-]
like this?
#90 - chummyxray (04/25/2013) [-]
Hanako! <3
#94 - sonicsyndicate (04/25/2013) [-]
h-hello....
#95 - chummyxray (04/25/2013) [-]
<3

I'm not even going to attempt to role-play. I'm horrible at it.
#96 - sonicsyndicate (04/25/2013) [-]
so how are you?
#97 - chummyxray (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm amazing. How about you?

Just a little side note, have you ever visited the KS channel here on FJ?
#99 - sonicsyndicate (04/25/2013) [-]
nah i havn't and im doing great
#100 - chummyxray (04/25/2013) [-]
That is great to hear.

Also, why not? It's a great place full of good people. I'm talking to a couple of them on skype right now.
#102 - sonicsyndicate (04/25/2013) [-]
never heard of it xD
User avatar #108 - chummyxray (04/25/2013) [-]
Well then we are going to have to fix that. We have a chess league, checker league, soon to be full on gaming community with bf3, minecraft, league of legends, and many more games. Lots of us get together in skype and socialize outside of the channel. If you ever want to come and check us out here is the link,

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/katawashoujo
User avatar #109 - sonicsyndicate (04/25/2013) [-]
fj isnt letting me do anything just add me on skype KSIxSubSonic
User avatar #110 - chummyxray (04/25/2013) [-]
I just sent you a request
#67 - urtukdamoocow (04/25/2013) [-]
#69 - sonicsyndicate (04/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - ljxjlos (04/24/2013) [-]
I have no idea, haven´t played the game, don´t know nothing ´bout her "personality":D But if you say it fits the description, I guess, yes.
User avatar #59 - pocketstooheavy (04/25/2013) [-]
Yes...

her "personality"...
User avatar #114 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, her personality. Seeing that the game is called a romance I guess that´d be more important than the looks. That and after years of shitty relationships with girls who i mostly chose for good looks I start to care for the personality more than for the looks.
User avatar #32 - sonicsyndicate (04/24/2013) [-]
go play the game now
User avatar #33 - ljxjlos (04/24/2013) [-]
Definitely not! I´m way to much of an emotional person and I´ve had enough love-problems irl, as if I could give myself more of these problems only because I´m playing a computer-game.D wouldn´t do me any good.D
#34 - sonicsyndicate (04/24/2013) [-]
hanako isnt happy with this decision
#35 - ljxjlos (04/24/2013) [-]
Better her than me!
#36 - sonicsyndicate (04/24/2013) [-]
#37 - ljxjlos (04/24/2013) [-]
Try!

...no, but seriously, as much as I know of the game, It´d probably drive me into suicide-attempts. and those go horribly wrong
#66 - urtukdamoocow (04/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #113 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
What?
#38 - sonicsyndicate (04/24/2013) [-]
ok now i dont even like you now i just want to kill you with this
User avatar #39 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
That makes me sad. But a car with those clichée blue dragons will never be able to touch or harm me.
User avatar #40 - sonicsyndicate (04/25/2013) [-]
you are a terrible person and you need to die in a sewer somewhere in london
User avatar #41 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
Why am I a terrible person?

London is pretty sweet, though, I might consider your option
User avatar #42 - sonicsyndicate (04/25/2013) [-]
londons sewers have those infectious rats
User avatar #43 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
I don´t like rats. But I wanna know why I´m a terrible person!
User avatar #44 - sonicsyndicate (04/25/2013) [-]
i just dont like people like you so go away
User avatar #45 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
pfft.
#65 - lissblizz (04/25/2013) [-]
#46 - sonicsyndicate (04/25/2013) [-]
how i feel right now
User avatar #16 - namnori (04/24/2013) [-]
I guess you could say I'm attracted to girls who look and act like they would ride me all night long.
User avatar #15 - namnori (04/24/2013) [-]
Ahh, it's just that, from my experiences, the shy girls aren't very sexual.
User avatar #18 - ljxjlos (04/24/2013) [-]
Well, your experiences are very, very different from mine, then. As far as I´ve experienced, shy ones can be freaks in bed. But it´s not even that, latey, it isn´t even the sex I´m pumped for, it´s become more like an extra to the relationship than the main reason. And I kinda prefer cute to sexy, shy to "erotic", etc...dunno, why, maybe I´ve had to many of the other type before...
#48 - N. Korean citizen (04/25/2013) [-]
asian chicks
User avatar #49 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
That too, yes, goddamnit, I have a raging fetish for asian chicks. Sadly we don´t have many asians where I ive.
#51 - N. Korean citizen (04/25/2013) [-]
i cant remember my passward damn it!!. same here!!! MY GOD I JUST LOOSE IT!! that sucks we got a bunch of them here in southern california
User avatar #52 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
Are you by any chance aijdh...and some other letters or something?

Yeah, it definitely sucks. And the few ones we got mostly came over here for Universtiy with friends. I don´t know even one single asian girl here. Had an asian girlfriend once, but it sadly didn´t work out...-.-
#68 - urtukdamoocow (04/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #112 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
What?
#54 - N. Korean citizen (04/25/2013) [-]
no im not. ugh that sucks same here usually their taken. but i wanna enjoy my single life for a bit more after the disaster relationship ive had. you know i never dated one even though all my life ive been very attracted to them, i came once but she moved some where else. aww that sucks no worrys the hunting continues haha.
User avatar #55 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
Hey, same here. Last relationship was horrible, so I guess, I´m gonna enjoy chilling as a single for some time, before I even bother trying to get a girfriend. But if some nice asian girl is around, I don´t know, I might change my opinion:D
#56 - tedsayshi (04/25/2013) [-]
finally loged on haha. right right, same here but for sure i wanna date asian chicks...hate to sound like that but you know ever one is diffrent.
User avatar #57 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, it sounds kinda douchbag-ish, but well, it´s the truth. I mean, I wouldn´t date someone with a shitty personallity, even if she was asian, but it definiely is a plus
#58 - tedsayshi (04/25/2013) [-]
thats true and i have met asian chicks with bad personality and i wasnt digging it at all. i just want a chick with good morals and arnt such bad people who dont dress like women of the night, you know
User avatar #115 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hate that slutty style, it´s a complete turn-off, even if it shows everything. Or the more so, if.
#116 - tedsayshi (04/25/2013) [-]
right and they are sooo full of themselves they have this vibe like "i know youre looking at me but im not looking at you" eww
User avatar #117 - ljxjlos (04/25/2013) [-]
Haven´t experienced that, yet:D but i seriously hate it. just looks shitty
#118 - tedsayshi (04/25/2013) [-]
well thats good haha. it always happens around here and im just looking the other way like "that building looks more interesting than you so im not looking" haha yeah it does look shitty i never understood those chicks
#5 - dovakiinsteve (04/24/2013) [-]
Doesn't it just make you tingle?
User avatar #6 - yokii (04/24/2013) [-]
It makes my penis tingle
User avatar #28 - taye (04/24/2013) [-]
it makes my anus tingle
#2 - bottled water is drinking the tears of the damned? sounds awesome.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on The Truth about Bottled Water +8
User avatar #3 - anonymousattorney (04/24/2013) [-]
No wonder it tastes so good.
#2 - at least they have safety belts. 04/24/2013 on Do you feel safe +7
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User avatar #4 - rasconza (04/22/2013) [-]
Btw /) and don't give up
#1 - bluelightbebop (04/05/2013) [-]
Can i have source of the pic? PLease...?
User avatar #3 to #2 - dabronydude (04/05/2013) [-]
and if you mean the website
derpiboo.ru/
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