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I'm a Canadian currently studying politics in Ottawa (our capital). Despite what my account says, I've been coming to this site for well over 10 years. It's my home now
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- I'm curious how this statistic came about. Id imagine they're …
I asume it is mostly because democrate run states tend to be the ones with the highest rates of crime and violance.
Pretty sure they're thinking the vast majority of blacks vote democrat.
The majority of Americans don't even vote.
Fine, *blacks that vote
Do you honestly think that the same blacks that rob gas stations and live in the ghetto are the ones voting
Im pretty sure there's some overlap and not 100% on either side, but that's why it's just a joke.
You can still register with a party if you don't vote, or even if you voted for the other party in a given election. Point and case, I'm a registered Democrat
mostly because I can't be bothered to change the party I'm registered with
, but I voted for Republicans almost across the board
save for one position, where both of the options were Democrats, so I voted for the one that Obama DIDN'T endorse
I'm assuming they aren't calculating anything, and are just talking out of their ass because the most recent "big news shooter" supported sanders
Actually they're making fun of the fact most mass murderers are registered dems with left leaning social media pages
Well, it's kind of a sly jab at blacks because they commit huge chunks of gun violence, and are almost exclusively democrat. Idk if there's any truth to it, but it got a chuckle outta me
- I mean, if you get a high enough effective military strength (…
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It's not satire
Quiet, man. Don't try to use logic in a world without logic. They might burn you or drown you.
- although I'll be rooting for you, I do have to admit this site…
decleration of challenge
- The description though I'm glad there is somebody else who…
New XCOM 2 DLC
Nothing beats getting it as your second council mission when you don't even have a sergeant available and are still using ballistic weapons.
what whale carcass?
This is an enemy in the XCOM games, a insect. It one hit kills people by injecting them with larvae and when it does, then reanimate into zombies. After a few turns, that zombie busts apart into another one of them. In short, as long as they have a fleshy incubation chamber, they can reproduce. But it's limited.
In one of the missions (I think they added it in an expansion pack), they attack a Canadian fishing boat and manage to infect a whale cacass in its hold. Since the whale is bigger, it can spawn more of them. Dozens, in fact.
well fuck my life
If you ever watched Aliens vs Predator 2, it was like that, minus the Predator and in a sleepy Newfoundland fishing town, instead of Bumfuck Nowhere, USA.
- It's almost as though we live in society where the vast majori…
/pol/ vs Huffington Post...
- I can guarantee that if we meet aliens and they adhere to a do…
a VERY good point
- Ok serious question though what if I have to cook food…
you have to book a bobby to come round and supervise you while any knives are outside their security cabinet
but joking aside, the exact law is that it's an offence to carry a blade of more than 4 inches without good reason, so a chef on his way to work is fine, the urban youth hanging around on a street corner not so much
if its hard and sharp enough to cut an onion its is probably illegal to own in the Prison Island of the UK.
- It gets even worse since Lon'Qu has gynophobia
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