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Date Signed Up:12/19/2010
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#8 - Picture 02/02/2013 on Watt? +4
#16 - that pic gave me some kind of heart cancer of tears and faith  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2013 on Friendship +81
#150 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
http://www.bbc .co. uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-15896294
Sadly it didn't last
User avatar #47 - haaaxderp (02/01/2013) [-]
I legitimately had a cardiovascular convulsion when I saw that part.
#17 - leadfacial (02/01/2013) [-]
#20 - eviltwin (02/01/2013) [-]
#10 - Comment deleted 02/01/2013 on Galaxy Crash 0
#51 - it is okay to point it out.. i learned something i didnt learn…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Tarantino's Anatomy... +2
#84 - yarr (01/31/2013) [-]
Dear lord people, it's "something I didn't learn".
User avatar #59 - brenton (01/31/2013) [-]
Completely understand, my foreign friend.
#23 - and i am thankful for his advice.. but i dont get your point 01/31/2013 on Tarantino's Anatomy... +1
#17 - i am not a native speaker and i never heard of that (french?) …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Tarantino's Anatomy... +1
#20 - cabbagemayhem (01/31/2013) [-]
Don't take offense, he was just setting you straight, especially that guy who accidentally his whole sentence.
User avatar #23 - cysco (01/31/2013) [-]
and i am thankful for his advice.. but i dont get your point
User avatar #18 - brenton (01/31/2013) [-]
Ok, well allow me to clarify then. A critique (cri-teek) is an analyses of something, and a critic (cri-tick) is someone who performs the analysis.
#10 - bad critics? it has an IMBd Rating of 8.7 stars and in some we…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Tarantino's Anatomy... +9
User avatar #32 - jjgf (01/31/2013) [-]
ok, but in spain, my country, Django got some bad critiques.
User avatar #15 - brenton (01/31/2013) [-]
Dear lord people, it's "critique" when using the word this way. A "bad critic" is a person who is bad at critiquing.
User avatar #31 - jjgf (01/31/2013) [-]
sorry i´m not native speaker, i´m from spain.Thanks for improve my english
#29 - comehonorfacetwice (01/31/2013) [-]
Why would you not respond to jjgf with this? He used it first. cysco just copied.
User avatar #48 - brenton (01/31/2013) [-]
Because he was the second person to do it. If only cysco had done it, I probably wouldn't have taken the time to point it out.
User avatar #51 - cysco (01/31/2013) [-]
it is okay to point it out.. i learned something i didnt learned in 11 years of school where i had english lessons.

just your reaction shocked me with "dear lord people,...".. i bet 90% of europeans (except UK) couldnt write it the right way and probably many americans aswell.. it is likely on the internet and on funnyjunk that people arnt native english speaker, so excuse my mistakes. i will try to make it right, the next time.. i am not sure if jjgf is from america or UK, but i if not, he will agree with me.
#84 - yarr (01/31/2013) [-]
Dear lord people, it's "something I didn't learn".
User avatar #59 - brenton (01/31/2013) [-]
Completely understand, my foreign friend.
User avatar #27 - krnboy (01/31/2013) [-]
idk why you got thumbed down, you're just dropping some motherfucking knowledge on these spelling jews...anyways, i thumbed you back up
#17 - cysco (01/31/2013) [-]
i am not a native speaker and i never heard of that (french?) form before. well, i try to memorize it the next time.. no need to to bring the lord into this game
#20 - cabbagemayhem (01/31/2013) [-]
Don't take offense, he was just setting you straight, especially that guy who accidentally his whole sentence.
User avatar #23 - cysco (01/31/2013) [-]
and i am thankful for his advice.. but i dont get your point
User avatar #18 - brenton (01/31/2013) [-]
Ok, well allow me to clarify then. A critique (cri-teek) is an analyses of something, and a critic (cri-tick) is someone who performs the analysis.
User avatar #14 - ddaappoo (01/31/2013) [-]
there are quite a few people who don't like it
infact a couple black american celebrities have expressed their dislike over it cause they think it 'glamorises' slavery :s
#44 - whargarbler (01/31/2013) [-]
Spike Lee is a moron whose opinion doesn't matter.
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on when boys cook +3
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#15 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2013 on when boys cook +7
#16 - cysco (01/30/2013) [-]
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#14 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2013 on when boys cook +2
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#14 - kipkay  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on classic +2
User avatar #17 - imaalazoratu (01/30/2013) [-]
i was going to link him, nothing says die ipod/ipad like 12 lasers to the screen accompanied by a hot ass torch.
#56 - i love those silly jokes.. kind of reminds me of this scene fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on I Had A Good Laugh +37
#59 - Pompano (01/30/2013) [-]




Have this.
#14 - looks like you found a job in the drug-exportation business. g… 01/29/2013 on gibe money -1
#299 - i really don't know. the longer i though about it, the clearer…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on oh tumblr 0
#315 - breakfastlunch (01/29/2013) [-]
To be honest, unless it came down to survival, I don't think I'd have the heart to kill the same animals that I happily eat if someone else does it for me. Out of sight, out of mind, as they say. I'm sure I wouldn't have as big of an appetite for steak if I saw the cow I'm about to eat get slaughtered in front of me.

However, all that being said, I'm eating some chicken as we speak, and this isn't making me enjoy it any less. I guess it's just a basic instinct (and my taste buds) -- we're omnivores, and biologically we're meant to eat meat as well as plant matter.

That's not to say that one can't be healthy without meat, but doing so requires education about how to make sure your diet includes the needed amino acids that somebody who eats animal proteins doesn't have to worry about (although cholesterol is a problem for us red meat eaters). You often see people who think being vegetarian/vegan means eating only salad, but you'll suffer from malnutrition if you do that.

Your English is fine, by the way. I didn't notice that it wasn't your native language until you said so. Sorry for the TL; DR.
#16 - no, lighnings don't strike in kitchens  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on The perfect GIF to describe... +6
#19 - zagnorathh (01/29/2013) [-]
touche
#8 - > " Shrek is love, Shrek is life " - Anonymo… 01/29/2013 on Wut +11
#14 - my life is affected by mother nature many times  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2013 on The perfect GIF to describe... +2
User avatar #15 - zagnorathh (01/29/2013) [-]
So your a woman?
User avatar #16 - cysco (01/29/2013) [-]
no, lighnings don't strike in kitchens
#19 - zagnorathh (01/29/2013) [-]
touche
#55 - just leaving this here 01/28/2013 on Bros for life +79
#15 - but it's worth it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on Thank You Katniss +3
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#14 - well.. hopefully i dont get banned =/  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Thank You Katniss +1
#15 - cysco (01/28/2013) [-]
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but it's worth it
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#9 - as a vegan i want to tell you sorry for those people. …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2013 on oh tumblr +17
#281 - breakfastlunch (01/29/2013) [-]
I've got a serious question for you, though. How are you able to not eat steak and chicken and hamburgers and all that delicious shit?

I know some people who simply don't like the taste of meat; as much as that boggles my mind, I can understand it. However, I don't understand how people who like meat but don't eat it for ideological reasons are able to do so.

If you're one of these people, can you explain how you do it and/or what compels you to do so, since I know that if I went over two weeks without steak, I'd go mad.
User avatar #299 - cysco (01/29/2013) [-]
i really don't know. the longer i though about it, the clearer it was to me. human flesh tastes like pig flesh.. you could make human-bacon. but you dont, because you want dont want people to die because just to give you a "good" meal.

I ate meat the last time when I was 13.. I am now 21 .. I have really no idea how "good" a steak tastes.. i forgot it. and i'm not sad because of this, but i know you would be.

and also.. I killed a pig one time when i was younger. We have a little farm in my hometown in portugal and we ate there our own animals.. when you hear a pig scream for his life, after you stab him in his thoat (traditional way) you really dont want to support it. he screamed louder than a human could. he didnt want to die and i dont think that we as humans can decide for an animal weather he should live or die. sorry for my english.. not native
#315 - breakfastlunch (01/29/2013) [-]
To be honest, unless it came down to survival, I don't think I'd have the heart to kill the same animals that I happily eat if someone else does it for me. Out of sight, out of mind, as they say. I'm sure I wouldn't have as big of an appetite for steak if I saw the cow I'm about to eat get slaughtered in front of me.

However, all that being said, I'm eating some chicken as we speak, and this isn't making me enjoy it any less. I guess it's just a basic instinct (and my taste buds) -- we're omnivores, and biologically we're meant to eat meat as well as plant matter.

That's not to say that one can't be healthy without meat, but doing so requires education about how to make sure your diet includes the needed amino acids that somebody who eats animal proteins doesn't have to worry about (although cholesterol is a problem for us red meat eaters). You often see people who think being vegetarian/vegan means eating only salad, but you'll suffer from malnutrition if you do that.

Your English is fine, by the way. I didn't notice that it wasn't your native language until you said so. Sorry for the TL; DR.
#12 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
I am a vegan too, and i hate when people tells others that "meat is murder" and yells at others. It's not the right way to do so.
And i do not like the opposite either, when a meat eater eats meat in front of protesters.
Really disrespectful.
I think people should show each other more respect and eat vegan food (because it's so deliciouusss!)

:)

Sorry for being anon but i deleted my account here for some random reason.
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#69 - "Bewegte Uhren gehen langsamer. Für eine Masse, die mit … 01/28/2013 on Ready? +3
#37 - where do you wanna make your pizza? on the ground the pressure… 01/27/2013 on Mmm... Pizza -4
#26 - my sister is a big "one direction" fan and had this …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2013 on I'm sorry, ma'am +18
#41 - jrtojrto (01/27/2013) [-]
How old was she?
User avatar #31 - nigman (01/27/2013) [-]
If age < 11 yrs old, let off. Else disappoint.jpg
#17 - with another watermark 01/27/2013 on Chewing Gum +86

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User avatar #2 - traffy (04/21/2014) [-]
y do this now
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