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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/19/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Germany
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#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Soccer players be like +27
#5 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
i bet you didnt even noticed, that the last image was a screen from kong fu husle and not a soccer match
#3 - did you see it?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Soccer players be like +26
#4 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
#5 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
i bet you didnt even noticed, that the last image was a screen from kong fu husle and not a soccer match
#2 - i watched enough kong fu / thai chi / karate movies.. they use…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Soccer players be like +118
#213 - thediablo (04/22/2014) [-]
mfw kong fu
#3 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
did you see it?
#4 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
#5 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
i bet you didnt even noticed, that the last image was a screen from kong fu husle and not a soccer match
#15 - What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a P… 04/22/2014 on See that guy down there.... +1
#2 - the original perspective in full speed 04/22/2014 on Fuck you, cars +6
#8 - i disagree i dont believe in these boarders to seperate 'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #168 - fnoogernooger (04/22/2014) [-]
>>i dont believe in these boarders to seperate 'music' from 'not music'.


Please tell me unironically and unsarcastically that this is music. Let me introduce to you, the world of Noise Music:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5qwsSZ_98M
#8 - thats great. instead of beeing a smartass, i learned …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Um... +21
User avatar #9 - lyiat (04/21/2014) [-]
It's funnyjunk. I always expect something rude. That way I'm never disappointed, only pleasantly surprised.
User avatar #156 - trollchildxy (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh ill pleasantly surprise you
#3 - so i checked some pdfs and epubs i could find online.. and…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Um... +229
User avatar #166 - garin (04/22/2014) [-]
What if it's a really misshapen book with super long pages? It might still be on the first line? Lets think OUTSIDE of the box now, my children!
User avatar #89 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/22/2014) [-]
I feel so dumb when this shit flies over my head... Like I know it, it just goes right past me. I was watching jeopardy and there was a 1984 reference (with the eyes of the painting) and I didn't put two and two together. It makes me feel so dumb.
User avatar #12 - kolpster (04/21/2014) [-]
I am also not fun at parties
User avatar #7 - lyiat (04/21/2014) [-]
It's the first line of spoken dialogue. A line is something someone says, not a sentence.
User avatar #226 - inomgod (04/22/2014) [-]
there are also lines on a page, lines of a paragraph, and just a line of text.

#149 - adamks (04/22/2014) [-]
With that logic, the narrator of a movie doesn't have any lines?
User avatar #181 - lyiat (04/22/2014) [-]
Mate, a narrator in a movie or play speaks. They are there to describe emotions or thoughts that aren't immediately clear to someone without a written work in front of them. They have 'lines'. If it's being said out loud, it's a line.
User avatar #46 - lifesavers (04/22/2014) [-]
Actually, no. look it up on Dictionary.com:
8. a row of written or printed letters, words, etc.: a page of 30 lines.
User avatar #56 - lyiat (04/22/2014) [-]
Line ~ Noun

b. The dialogue of a theatrical presentation, such as a play, or a narrative work. Often used in the plural
User avatar #58 - lifesavers (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes, that would be the tenth listed definition on Dictionary.com. Of 71. So there's quite a few meanings of "line".
But in this case, the person was probably referring to the lines of text, not lines of dialogue.
User avatar #180 - lyiat (04/22/2014) [-]
As the word can be used for either, the person isn't necessarily wrong.
#8 - cysco (04/21/2014) [-]
thats great.

instead of beeing a smartass, i learned something new with my post
thank you very much
i like you
i bet you expected something rude
User avatar #9 - lyiat (04/21/2014) [-]
It's funnyjunk. I always expect something rude. That way I'm never disappointed, only pleasantly surprised.
User avatar #156 - trollchildxy (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh ill pleasantly surprise you
User avatar #6 - thesimonved (04/21/2014) [-]
You must be fun at parties
#44 - i want to know whats going to happen with the police 04/21/2014 on annie96 is typing... +6
#43 - Comment deleted 04/21/2014 on annie96 is typing... 0
#29 - sorry, but NO! these shows are aimed for the kids? i … 04/21/2014 on pokemon, avatar, adventure... 0
#29 - his name is 'markus', a german comedian .. it wasnt event inte…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Gaben what are you... Oh. +52
#32 - funnychunk (04/21/2014) [-]
Nothing about this show is funny.
#40 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
Isn't it at least funny that his second name is maria? Markus Maria Profitlich
#42 - funnychunk (04/21/2014) [-]
That's quite common among men his age in Germany.
I have like three uncles whose second names are Maria...
User avatar #41 - certifiedidiot (04/21/2014) [-]
With a last name like that I'd have a hearty chuckle if he was jewish
#79 - sorry for not beeing a native english speaker 04/20/2014 on -_-' 0
#71 - so we rot 80% of fish population, so that there isnt enough fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on -_-' 0
#78 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
My message? My message is that seal numbers are booming and are having an adverse side effect on the local fishing industry that many communities are dependent on to live. Every reasonable effort is taken to ensure a humane kill which often includes DNR officials being present on the boat at the time of harvest. Also, what are you talking about rotting fish populations? Your grammar is so bad that I had difficulty extracting some kind of articulate argument from your comment.
User avatar #79 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
sorry for not beeing a native english speaker
#13 - and the reason for declining fish population? seals? come on..…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2014 on -_-' 0
#57 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
You are right... So why make it any worse? Did you not pay attention during ecology in school or are you purposely ignoring facts?
#71 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
so we rot 80% of fish population, so that there isnt enough for us and them, so we kill them too, to have enough for us the future...
REALLY? are you sure that this is your message?
so lets kill all sharks and whales to not making it any worse. maybe i am ignorant, but what are you?
#78 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
My message? My message is that seal numbers are booming and are having an adverse side effect on the local fishing industry that many communities are dependent on to live. Every reasonable effort is taken to ensure a humane kill which often includes DNR officials being present on the boat at the time of harvest. Also, what are you talking about rotting fish populations? Your grammar is so bad that I had difficulty extracting some kind of articulate argument from your comment.
User avatar #79 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
sorry for not beeing a native english speaker
#12 - and just because its illegal to kill underage seals, doesnt ma…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2014 on -_-' -1
#59 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
This picture was taken back in 1969 when killing whitecaps was legal. Perhaps you should provide actual modern evidence of this being committed.
#13 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
and the reason for declining fish population? seals? come on..

i think the impact from humans on the fish population is like a million times higher
#57 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
You are right... So why make it any worse? Did you not pay attention during ecology in school or are you purposely ignoring facts?
#71 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
so we rot 80% of fish population, so that there isnt enough for us and them, so we kill them too, to have enough for us the future...
REALLY? are you sure that this is your message?
so lets kill all sharks and whales to not making it any worse. maybe i am ignorant, but what are you?
#78 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
My message? My message is that seal numbers are booming and are having an adverse side effect on the local fishing industry that many communities are dependent on to live. Every reasonable effort is taken to ensure a humane kill which often includes DNR officials being present on the boat at the time of harvest. Also, what are you talking about rotting fish populations? Your grammar is so bad that I had difficulty extracting some kind of articulate argument from your comment.
User avatar #79 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
sorry for not beeing a native english speaker
#11 - that would be ignorant  [+] (7 new replies) 04/20/2014 on -_-' 0
#12 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
and just because its illegal to kill underage seals, doesnt make it unhappened
#59 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
This picture was taken back in 1969 when killing whitecaps was legal. Perhaps you should provide actual modern evidence of this being committed.
#13 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
and the reason for declining fish population? seals? come on..

i think the impact from humans on the fish population is like a million times higher
#57 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
You are right... So why make it any worse? Did you not pay attention during ecology in school or are you purposely ignoring facts?
#71 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
so we rot 80% of fish population, so that there isnt enough for us and them, so we kill them too, to have enough for us the future...
REALLY? are you sure that this is your message?
so lets kill all sharks and whales to not making it any worse. maybe i am ignorant, but what are you?
#78 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
My message? My message is that seal numbers are booming and are having an adverse side effect on the local fishing industry that many communities are dependent on to live. Every reasonable effort is taken to ensure a humane kill which often includes DNR officials being present on the boat at the time of harvest. Also, what are you talking about rotting fish populations? Your grammar is so bad that I had difficulty extracting some kind of articulate argument from your comment.
User avatar #79 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
sorry for not beeing a native english speaker
#10 - and please dont tell me, its just an exception  [+] (9 new replies) 04/20/2014 on -_-' 0
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#11 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
that would be ignorant
#12 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
and just because its illegal to kill underage seals, doesnt make it unhappened
#59 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
This picture was taken back in 1969 when killing whitecaps was legal. Perhaps you should provide actual modern evidence of this being committed.
#13 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
and the reason for declining fish population? seals? come on..

i think the impact from humans on the fish population is like a million times higher
#57 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
You are right... So why make it any worse? Did you not pay attention during ecology in school or are you purposely ignoring facts?
#71 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
so we rot 80% of fish population, so that there isnt enough for us and them, so we kill them too, to have enough for us the future...
REALLY? are you sure that this is your message?
so lets kill all sharks and whales to not making it any worse. maybe i am ignorant, but what are you?
#78 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
My message? My message is that seal numbers are booming and are having an adverse side effect on the local fishing industry that many communities are dependent on to live. Every reasonable effort is taken to ensure a humane kill which often includes DNR officials being present on the boat at the time of harvest. Also, what are you talking about rotting fish populations? Your grammar is so bad that I had difficulty extracting some kind of articulate argument from your comment.
User avatar #79 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
sorry for not beeing a native english speaker
#9 - they are shot first?  [+] (15 new replies) 04/20/2014 on -_-' +3
#46 - dross (04/20/2014) [-]
I like seals, they're cute. But I eat lamb, and I wear leather, and I eat burgers. And to be honest, killing a seal with a gun is probably going to be sketchy, it's not done in a relatively clinical environment like a slaughterhouse, it's out on the ice.

I can't really see fuck all difference between eating lamb and killing baby seals, and if the population is stable (apparently it's booming) then there's no ecological downside.
#41 - ennemi (04/20/2014) [-]
No they're not shot first, they can be tho.

Obvously hitting them with a club in the head is a better option for a quick and painless death. You can miss a vital spot when you shoot, but using the club on the head it kill them instantly and when it doesn't it know them out.

Also your last photo with a underage seal is poaching, no one is defending that.

Honestly seal hunting is easily one of the most human way to hunt an animal. I really don't understand how someone could be against seal hunting if they agree to any other type of hunting.
User avatar #18 - Nahyon (04/20/2014) [-]
This guy looks like a fucking "The walking dead" character
User avatar #16 - marcusmayhem (04/20/2014) [-]
Do you judge everyone who has a gun for a few people who shoot up some schools? Get a clue.
#14 - hazelnutqt (04/20/2014) [-]
It's like goin' out to dinner man, most of them are fine, but every once in a while you'll find a place with a sour chinese dude cookin' up some nasty lookin' stew with a great big blob of snot in it
Clubbing babeh seals is the exception, not the rule.

Reminds me of when I was a youngin, there was this national television show that featured a nazi-hippo who constantly talked about clubbing baby seals..

Just writing out that sentence is making me wat so hard
#10 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
and please dont tell me, its just an exception
#37 - spleed has deleted their comment.
#11 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
that would be ignorant
#12 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
and just because its illegal to kill underage seals, doesnt make it unhappened
#59 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
This picture was taken back in 1969 when killing whitecaps was legal. Perhaps you should provide actual modern evidence of this being committed.
#13 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
and the reason for declining fish population? seals? come on..

i think the impact from humans on the fish population is like a million times higher
#57 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
You are right... So why make it any worse? Did you not pay attention during ecology in school or are you purposely ignoring facts?
#71 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
so we rot 80% of fish population, so that there isnt enough for us and them, so we kill them too, to have enough for us the future...
REALLY? are you sure that this is your message?
so lets kill all sharks and whales to not making it any worse. maybe i am ignorant, but what are you?
#78 - antexic (04/20/2014) [-]
My message? My message is that seal numbers are booming and are having an adverse side effect on the local fishing industry that many communities are dependent on to live. Every reasonable effort is taken to ensure a humane kill which often includes DNR officials being present on the boat at the time of harvest. Also, what are you talking about rotting fish populations? Your grammar is so bad that I had difficulty extracting some kind of articulate argument from your comment.
User avatar #79 - cysco (04/20/2014) [-]
sorry for not beeing a native english speaker
#11 - just because someone declared pluto is not a planet anymore do…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND -7
User avatar #147 - quasatranquility (04/20/2014) [-]
As much as I too wish that Pluto was a planet for sentimental reasons, I can accept to call it a dwarf planet. Simply because our definition of a planet has changed, and we cannot make exceptions. However, I do kind of see it as an honorary dwarf planet for being the only one ever before actually taught at some point to kids to have been the 9th planet of our solar system. It is still one of the best known celestial bodies out there, and hopefully will remain so.
#13 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
There is other dwarf planets that are even bigger in our solar system then Pluto, you don't think about those do you?
User avatar #12 - endercrew (04/19/2014) [-]
Well it's a dwarf planet so technically it's still a planet. But whatever, I just treat any dwarf planet like a planet, so screw what people say.
#13 - "Fired from his job at the Analsausage **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2014 on 4chan raids bestbookread.com +152
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#75 - isaacbn (04/19/2014) [-]
Mr moneyballs could go fuck himself
User avatar #41 - bendingtimeisgood (04/19/2014) [-]
I heard about that book a long time ago, and I forgot about it. Thank you.
#27 - tehwheelman (04/19/2014) [-]
My favorite thing to read out loud at parties! have a thumb for gay dicks!
#16 - thesimonved (04/19/2014) [-]
Sounds like someone called for "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"!
#6 - Picture 04/18/2014 on dream man 0
#108 - Picture 01/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#44 - well.. actually, jesus is a prophet in the quran sent by god  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on The Dark Knight always wins 0
User avatar #90 - ilikethisusername (01/27/2014) [-]
not sure why you got thumbed up but that's true. jesus is one of the hero in quran
#44 - well.. a video game is created to be good and there is a team …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Confession Bear +2
#49 - awesomechardey (01/11/2014) [-]
Thats very nice! and all I had to do, was turning on the computer
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User avatar #2 - traffy (04/21/2014) [-]
y do this now
User avatar #1 - traffy (04/21/2014) [-]
I jedlfml;,
 
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