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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/19/2010
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Germany
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Comment Ranking:#1479
Highest Content Rank:#1081
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#8 - the much bigger factor is the atmosphere. mercury has almost n… 09/09/2014 on Mercury +2
#20 - so te Aileron Roll is a Barrel Roll with an infinitesimal small radius  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on it may save your life 0
User avatar #33 - AllYourBase (09/06/2014) [-]
No, an aileron roll has no vertical change, a barrel roll does.
User avatar #46 - misticalz (09/06/2014) [-]
it doesnt have any vertical change if you go back to the same vertical ness.
User avatar #50 - AllYourBase (09/06/2014) [-]
No net altitude change, but there is a significant altitude change in a barrel roll.
User avatar #23 - joeyliquid (09/06/2014) [-]
Yes.
#2 - first of all, it was a comedy sketch and not real. also he…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Germany's History +35
#5 - 4chan refugee (09/03/2014) [-]
Eben, es war sogar richtig schei├če
User avatar #4 - nikolaier (09/03/2014) [-]
more nitpicking, its angela merkel
#3 - nickdaswagger (09/03/2014) [-]
Who cares?
#10 - well, fake. there is a knife in the air and stuck on the bat.. 09/03/2014 on impressive......but nope 0
#14 - this guy is stupid  [+] (20 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Password +230
#77 - captaincapital (04/24/2014) [-]
not to forget his name
#59 - 4chan refugee (04/24/2014) [-]
I don't use FB but can't you edit your comments? Not saying he did; just curiuos.
#58 - teachworth (04/24/2014) [-]
That guy is what made the troll legit.
User avatar #66 - zamka (04/24/2014) [-]
How the fuck did he know that it worked before posting the comment? That's why he's stupid.
#70 - teachworth has deleted their comment.
#73 - chaotickaas (04/24/2014) [-]
no you see the point is he's trying to convince other people reading the status and comments that the trick actually works (but it doesn't, and he knows that and types *s)
but if he's trying to convince other people that it works, why does he write "holy shit it worked" before having tried it? it doesn't make sense, and other people reading the status should realise that, making this all seem very fishy and making this dude's comment stupid
#74 - teachworth (04/24/2014) [-]
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wow that shit slipped right past me
#72 - stopsdropsand (04/24/2014) [-]
He knows that, he is saying that how would he know that the password would do that if it was his first time trying. He should of did what Edizzle did, is what everyone is saying. You're not getting it.
#75 - teachworth (04/24/2014) [-]
Yup yup got it thanks
User avatar #71 - zamka (04/24/2014) [-]
I know that, but he was supposed to confirm that it worked in another comment after posting the asterisks.
#57 - agentmoleman (04/24/2014) [-]
Why haven't I seen that before?
#51 - arreatface (04/24/2014) [-]
mu life will never be tha same
User avatar #44 - YourName (04/24/2014) [-]
I've seen this picture probably hundreds of times, and did not make that connection until now
User avatar #42 - terafyde (04/24/2014) [-]
passwerd see it works!
#18 - 4chan refugee (04/24/2014) [-]
>In B4 Im not a clever man

Why?
#19 - nintendoexplain (04/24/2014) [-]
Not Nintendo related, but:

He said "You're Right!" in the first comment he made. It should have been a reply so that you know he saw and reacted to his password being changed, instead of just posting asterisks and going nuts about it.
User avatar #53 - manbearpiglet (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh
#17 - joilol (04/24/2014) [-]
me too, took me a while to realise why.
#40 - crazyolitis has deleted their comment.
#41 - crazyolitis has deleted their comment.
#8 - wouldnt recognize her without the blonde hair 04/23/2014 on He Was Like, And I Was Like +200
#57 - i like chubby girls with pretty faces.. but im not sure if thi…  [+] (20 new replies) 04/23/2014 on New way to browse Tumblr +96
#326 - 4chan refugee (04/23/2014) [-]
I'd say just into the chubby, especially her arms and legs
User avatar #301 - rockamekishiko (04/23/2014) [-]
man she is genetically predetermined to have hourglass curvy body. her body is fighting so hard to keep the fat on her boobs, ass, legs and hips
#294 - thebaseballexpert (04/23/2014) [-]
good god, those lower legs this is clearly a shoop
#225 - tiles (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, das hot enough for me.
User avatar #205 - oceanfrank (04/23/2014) [-]
i'd fuck her but it's borderline overweight. Like I said though I'd pound her into next week.
User avatar #194 - jakekel (04/23/2014) [-]
I think that is an ideal weight to be at in terms of attractiveness
me likes a little meat on the bones
User avatar #172 - otherothersparker (04/23/2014) [-]
her legs kinda looked shopped, i don't know enough about photoshop to say it is, but look at the water around her legs, its weird
#162 - kaarvaag (04/23/2014) [-]
Just kind of an FYI. She's neither chubby or curvy.
There's a not well known thing between that's called sexychubby, who I for one, am a huge fan of.
User avatar #134 - ningyoaijin (04/23/2014) [-]
Nah she's chubby. Her boobs just happen to make up for it.
#107 - xchocolatethunderx (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #105 - fukkendragonite (04/23/2014) [-]
That's pretty much what the content describes.
#104 - jacobthecow (04/23/2014) [-]
we demand more
User avatar #86 - syrenthra (04/23/2014) [-]
with 10-20 less pounds she would be at the curvy zone
#287 - castereleven (04/23/2014) [-]
Are you sure about that?
User avatar #315 - syrenthra (04/23/2014) [-]
I don't even see how I got 4 red thumbs....
#82 - makotoitou (04/23/2014) [-]
Any more?
User avatar #81 - ompalomper (04/23/2014) [-]
while from a beauty perspective i would say she is too fat for my taste i would still make savage sweaty monkey sex with her
User avatar #71 - mettih (04/23/2014) [-]
She is chubby, but damn she could get some really nice curves if she lost a few pounds!
#64 - 4chan refugee (04/23/2014) [-]
well thought stranger,shes a bit chubby , its the cute kinda chubby. the kinda u wanna hug all the time.
User avatar #74 - nimba (04/23/2014) [-]
anon, you adorable faggot
#17 - what the **** .. i though it was …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on more tumblr +11
User avatar #93 - cacti (04/23/2014) [-]
She's actually really good if you look at her other stuff. That video was just a horrible mistake...
#10 - yeah. kind of sad, because this were my favorite church sign p…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Tumboner +5
#32 - damianblu (04/23/2014) [-]
#42 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Soccer players be like +3
#68 - pineapplepeople (04/22/2014) [-]
Don't mind me, just fucking with the comment below you.
#6 - Picture 04/22/2014 on THAT"S YUGI! +9
#7 - samantha could from the oscar-winning movie 'he…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on seriously +5
#20 - conebonesixtynine (04/22/2014) [-]
That movie gave me some deep feels.
#11 - allennis (04/22/2014) [-]
'Her' was so fucking good. And the Arcade Fire soundtrack for the movie was glorious.
#9 - kingron (04/22/2014) [-]
That awkward sex scene
#13 - not good enough 04/22/2014 on interesting boner.. +1
#12 - lets see if it works out  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on interesting boner.. +4
#16 - jinxter (04/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - reyesman (04/22/2014) [-]
Double penetration?
#13 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
not good enough
#11 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2014 on interesting boner.. +3
#14 - comedicturtle (04/22/2014) [-]
i've never been put on the spot like this
#12 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
lets see if it works out
#16 - jinxter (04/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - reyesman (04/22/2014) [-]
Double penetration?
#13 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
not good enough
#5 - i bet you didnt even noticed, that the last image was a … 04/22/2014 on Soccer players be like +35
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Soccer players be like +27
#5 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
i bet you didnt even noticed, that the last image was a screen from kong fu husle and not a soccer match
#3 - did you see it?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Soccer players be like +26
#4 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
#5 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
i bet you didnt even noticed, that the last image was a screen from kong fu husle and not a soccer match
#2 - i watched enough kong fu / thai chi / karate movies.. they use…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Soccer players be like +118
#213 - thediablo (04/22/2014) [-]
mfw kong fu
#3 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
did you see it?
#4 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
#5 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
i bet you didnt even noticed, that the last image was a screen from kong fu husle and not a soccer match
#15 - What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a P… 04/22/2014 on See that guy down there.... +1
#2 - the original perspective in full speed 04/22/2014 on Fuck you, cars +6
#8 - i disagree i dont believe in these boarders to seperate 'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #168 - fnoogernooger (04/22/2014) [-]
>>i dont believe in these boarders to seperate 'music' from 'not music'.


Please tell me unironically and unsarcastically that this is music. Let me introduce to you, the world of Noise Music:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5qwsSZ_98M
#8 - thats great. instead of beeing a smartass, i learned …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Um... +21
User avatar #9 - lyiat (04/21/2014) [-]
It's funnyjunk. I always expect something rude. That way I'm never disappointed, only pleasantly surprised.
User avatar #156 - trollchildxy (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh ill pleasantly surprise you
#3 - so i checked some pdfs and epubs i could find online.. and…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Um... +229
User avatar #166 - garin (04/22/2014) [-]
What if it's a really misshapen book with super long pages? It might still be on the first line? Lets think OUTSIDE of the box now, my children!
User avatar #89 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/22/2014) [-]
I feel so dumb when this shit flies over my head... Like I know it, it just goes right past me. I was watching jeopardy and there was a 1984 reference (with the eyes of the painting) and I didn't put two and two together. It makes me feel so dumb.
User avatar #12 - kolpster (04/21/2014) [-]
I am also not fun at parties
User avatar #7 - lyiat (04/21/2014) [-]
It's the first line of spoken dialogue. A line is something someone says, not a sentence.
User avatar #226 - inomgod (04/22/2014) [-]
there are also lines on a page, lines of a paragraph, and just a line of text.

#149 - adamks (04/22/2014) [-]
With that logic, the narrator of a movie doesn't have any lines?
User avatar #181 - lyiat (04/22/2014) [-]
Mate, a narrator in a movie or play speaks. They are there to describe emotions or thoughts that aren't immediately clear to someone without a written work in front of them. They have 'lines'. If it's being said out loud, it's a line.
User avatar #46 - lifesavers (04/22/2014) [-]
Actually, no. look it up on Dictionary.com:
8. a row of written or printed letters, words, etc.: a page of 30 lines.
User avatar #56 - lyiat (04/22/2014) [-]
Line ~ Noun

b. The dialogue of a theatrical presentation, such as a play, or a narrative work. Often used in the plural
User avatar #58 - lifesavers (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes, that would be the tenth listed definition on Dictionary.com. Of 71. So there's quite a few meanings of "line".
But in this case, the person was probably referring to the lines of text, not lines of dialogue.
User avatar #180 - lyiat (04/22/2014) [-]
As the word can be used for either, the person isn't necessarily wrong.
#8 - cysco (04/21/2014) [-]
thats great.

instead of beeing a smartass, i learned something new with my post
thank you very much
i like you
i bet you expected something rude
User avatar #9 - lyiat (04/21/2014) [-]
It's funnyjunk. I always expect something rude. That way I'm never disappointed, only pleasantly surprised.
User avatar #156 - trollchildxy (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh ill pleasantly surprise you
User avatar #6 - thesimonved (04/21/2014) [-]
You must be fun at parties
#44 - i want to know whats going to happen with the police 04/21/2014 on annie96 is typing... +6
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User avatar #2 - traffy (04/21/2014) [-]
y do this now
User avatar #1 - traffy (04/21/2014) [-]
I jedlfml;,
 
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