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#63 - absolute ******* top kek. 12/16/2014 on 14 Low-Pitched... +2
#90 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Alone +1
#196 - greedtheavaricious (12/16/2014) [-]
#2 - The ****** is strong with these ones. yes in… 12/08/2014 on OG big gucci 300 brick... 0
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#52 - Where the **** have you been faggot? I want your … 10/17/2014 on Wait for it +1
#370 - You're using a quote to your own advantage. That is a quote di…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Someone had to say it 0
#384 - freemonkeyballs (10/17/2014) [-]
I can't take a quote for my advantage... I'm taking it straight out of the Quran. You are merely picking out the parts of the Quran you like.

Quran (33:60-62) - "If the hypocrites, and those in whose hearts is a disease, and the alarmists in the city do not cease, We verily shall urge thee on against them, then they will be your neighbors in it but a little while. Accursed, they will be seized wherever found and slain with a (fierce) slaughter." This passage sanctions the slaughter (rendered "merciless" and "horrible murder" in other translations) against three groups: Hypocrites (Muslims who refuse to "fight in the way of Allah" (3:167) and hence don't act as Muslims should), those with "diseased hearts" (which include Jews and Christians 5:51-52), and "alarmists" or "agitators who include those who merely speak out against Islam. It is worth noting that the victims are to be sought out by Muslims, which is what today's terrorists do.
#304 - All i see is hate to Muslims. Now before you wonder, yes i am …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Someone had to say it +5
User avatar #359 - commontroll (10/16/2014) [-]
Too bad the Quran says to instate Sharia law wherever you go because it's just as holy as the Quran.
#346 - freemonkeyballs (10/16/2014) [-]
No true Scotsman. Muslims are muslims when they do bad things or commit atrocities they don't evolve in to a separate entity suddenly because of bad press.

Depends what part of the Quran you are picking to choose from where it says peace. Because the Quran says to kill non-believers plenty of times.


Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"
#370 - cypprus (10/17/2014) [-]
You're using a quote to your own advantage. That is a quote directed to an army that was deliberately attacking Islamic people and causing havok everywhere so God said cast an angel to do thy work.

Dont immediately post a quote without revealing the true context behind it.
#384 - freemonkeyballs (10/17/2014) [-]
I can't take a quote for my advantage... I'm taking it straight out of the Quran. You are merely picking out the parts of the Quran you like.

Quran (33:60-62) - "If the hypocrites, and those in whose hearts is a disease, and the alarmists in the city do not cease, We verily shall urge thee on against them, then they will be your neighbors in it but a little while. Accursed, they will be seized wherever found and slain with a (fierce) slaughter." This passage sanctions the slaughter (rendered "merciless" and "horrible murder" in other translations) against three groups: Hypocrites (Muslims who refuse to "fight in the way of Allah" (3:167) and hence don't act as Muslims should), those with "diseased hearts" (which include Jews and Christians 5:51-52), and "alarmists" or "agitators who include those who merely speak out against Islam. It is worth noting that the victims are to be sought out by Muslims, which is what today's terrorists do.
User avatar #348 - testaburger (10/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much this.

Always see this crap when content mentions religion in bad way. "Oh those guys aren't X"
#344 - popeflatus (10/16/2014) [-]
Doesn't it say to kill the infidels where you find them also?
#314 - saytwaa (10/16/2014) [-]
exactly
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#40 - **cypprus rolled image ** How I bae. 09/22/2014 on 0
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