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Gender: male
Age: 24
Facebook Profile: Aint nobody got time fo dat
Consoles Owned: Pc, xbox 360
Interests: TV, if you know any good tv series please tell me
Date Signed Up:6/04/2013
Last Login:11/28/2013
Location:Victoria Australia
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Content Thumbs: 22464 total,  26971 ,  4507
Comment Thumbs: 1019 total,  1771 ,  752
Content Level Progress: 45.7% (457/1000)
Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 201 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 202 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:12
Content Views:960795
Times Content Favorited:1395 times
Total Comments Made:964
FJ Points:23492
Favorite Tags: Bananas (4) | are (3) | fucking (3)
I am the Giant Banana King Overlord, i force my children laborers to build a giant cats eye from pure gold.

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    Punchline Punchline
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    Teacher Teacher
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    Get Your Shit Together, Dan ! Get Your Shit Together, Dan !
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    Oh God... Oh God...
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    I have never understood it I have never understood it
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    Just...Wow Just...Wow
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#29 - * ID10T 11/26/2013 on ID10T +1
#20 - I dont know why I love that so much, its the cat, it has to be 11/26/2013 on Cat attack 0
#31 - Dont know why that had a thumb down, fixed it for ya. 11/26/2013 on Bus Stop 0
#23 - I will be back tomorrow to ask more questions.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on What are some more ideas... 0
#24 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#9 - I understood that reference... 11/25/2013 on Facebook Status 0
#21 - What is the exact distance between earth and jupiter?, …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2013 on What are some more ideas... 0
#22 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
628,743,036 million km at their closest
928,081,020 million km at their farthest
or.. from 4.2 AU to 6.2 AU (Astronomical Units) and it's only 12:30 pm for me.
User avatar #23 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
I will be back tomorrow to ask more questions.
#24 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#19 - Why does uncle jimmy touch me?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/25/2013 on What are some more ideas... 0
#20 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
because you obviously wanted it in those yoga pants.
User avatar #21 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
What is the exact distance between earth and jupiter?, fuck capitals. Its 5 30 am
#22 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
628,743,036 million km at their closest
928,081,020 million km at their farthest
or.. from 4.2 AU to 6.2 AU (Astronomical Units) and it's only 12:30 pm for me.
User avatar #23 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
I will be back tomorrow to ask more questions.
#24 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#17 - Yes, how much does the sun weigh?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2013 on What are some more ideas... 0
#18 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
1.989E30 kg
User avatar #19 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
Why does uncle jimmy touch me?
#20 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
because you obviously wanted it in those yoga pants.
User avatar #21 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
What is the exact distance between earth and jupiter?, fuck capitals. Its 5 30 am
#22 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
628,743,036 million km at their closest
928,081,020 million km at their farthest
or.. from 4.2 AU to 6.2 AU (Astronomical Units) and it's only 12:30 pm for me.
User avatar #23 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
I will be back tomorrow to ask more questions.
#24 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#14 - Oh, thats nice honey got any proof though?  [+] (9 new replies) 11/25/2013 on What are some more ideas... 0
#15 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
Here's me on break. It's the only photo of me in the terrible tomorrowland uniform. I have others of me on my off days in the park though. so yes. I have proof. any other questions?
User avatar #17 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
Yes, how much does the sun weigh?
#18 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
1.989E30 kg
User avatar #19 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
Why does uncle jimmy touch me?
#20 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
because you obviously wanted it in those yoga pants.
User avatar #21 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
What is the exact distance between earth and jupiter?, fuck capitals. Its 5 30 am
#22 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
628,743,036 million km at their closest
928,081,020 million km at their farthest
or.. from 4.2 AU to 6.2 AU (Astronomical Units) and it's only 12:30 pm for me.
User avatar #23 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
I will be back tomorrow to ask more questions.
#24 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#20 - It would never hit any one else though 11/25/2013 on The safest car ever 0

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#26 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolled a random image posted in comment #96692 at Social Board **.......Spartacus is a good tv series if you haven't seen it
User avatar #20 - fakeee (08/08/2013) [-]
Hey the site sounds awesome (cyborghumor is something I can see my self addicted to) so when do you think you will start it? It better be soon
#21 to #20 - cyborgturtle (08/08/2013) [-]
Well right now i have a lot ( i mean  A 						****					 LOAD) of stuff on my plate to do before i even start. So yeah
Well right now i have a lot ( i mean A **** LOAD) of stuff on my plate to do before i even start. So yeah
User avatar #22 to #21 - fakeee (08/08/2013) [-]
could you give me an estimate?
User avatar #23 to #22 - cyborgturtle (08/08/2013) [-]
i will most likely start tomorrow or at MAX 3 days, when i said a lot of stuff. I seriously mean **** load
User avatar #24 to #23 - fakeee (08/10/2013) [-]
Yea, all good. Just tell me when you do something about it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - cyborgturtle (08/12/2013) [-]
I know it's been longer than i sad but the day after i posted that comment we got dumped with a load of homework and i also asked out a girl I've had a crush on for a few years so I've been doing more **** than usual
User avatar #18 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
Well since your going to go make your own site (cyborghumor sounds pretty good)

Could I please have your item points, I mean, your not going to use them.

And again, good luck on the site!
User avatar #17 - helpmeplz (08/07/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #1 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Hey
User avatar #2 to #1 - cyborgturtle (07/26/2013) [-]
Hey there
User avatar #3 to #2 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
This may seem a little out of the blue but do you play items?
User avatar #4 to #3 - cyborgturtle (07/26/2013) [-]
not really, i used to have a lot but i got banned xD so i just gave the **** up
User avatar #5 to #4 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Lol I see.
Seems to happen to a lot of people.
May I ask if I can have your FJ points then if you aren't using them?
User avatar #6 to #5 - cyborgturtle (07/26/2013) [-]
i would but i feel like i might get back into it
User avatar #7 to #6 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
It's okay, I just thought it was worth a shot asking :p
#8 to #7 - cyborgturtle (07/26/2013) [-]
true dat. Have this gif that i enjoy
true dat. Have this gif that i enjoy
#9 to #8 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Lol well thats a new one to my reaction folder.
Thanks.
User avatar #10 to #9 - cyborgturtle (07/26/2013) [-]
No problem, now this may seem a little out of the blue but do you have a youtube channel?
User avatar #11 to #10 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I do why?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cyborgturtle (07/26/2013) [-]
Could you check out my youtube channel?. If you do i don't recommend looking at the first video, it was simply **** . I've started doing some gaming videos and intend on making better quality ones and expanding my channel. www.youtube.com/user/CreatableGaming That's the link to my channel (no **** ). I'm not forcing you do check it out or subscribe or anything but if you could and share it around it would really help encourage me to do more videos and get some better equiptment. Also if you look on the about section of the channel it lists all the things I'm going to get to improve ( cant be ****** typing it again). BTW my mic makes my voice sounds a bit higher.
User avatar #13 to #12 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Oh it's actually pretty good I'm watching one of the Walking Dead vids I like it so far.
I'll give ya subscribe :p
#14 to #13 - cyborgturtle (07/26/2013) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
User avatar #15 to #14 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
No problem.
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