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#1090 - It kinda is on but why not Fire emblem+ Sm4sh 09/23/2014 on ? 0
#27 - But it's made by a women xD 09/16/2014 on Mari Shimazaki called 0
#29 - we'll straight up shooting him is over the bar people would ju… 09/16/2014 on Girl Shoots a Robber Like a... +2
#10 - That is true.......ø but wel æææææææ we stil got æ!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on børk 0
User avatar #19 - karvarausku (09/14/2014) [-]
äö
#25 - Nice to know they are drinking danish beer! 09/14/2014 on Beer 0
#6 - And if you go to denmark you wil get the ones with the lowest … 09/13/2014 on McDonald's around the world 0
#93 - The books get's new dition all the time so they can maintain o… 09/13/2014 on YES! 0
#91 - Not at university, there you have to pay for ******* … 09/13/2014 on YES! 0
#16 - Dunno ask the russians back at chenobly when they were paid fo…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/11/2014 on No Hipsters 0
User avatar #18 - LeifEricson (09/11/2014) [-]
well im a Viking are Vikings aloud in
User avatar #20 - redstonealchemist (09/11/2014) [-]
my dad and brothers are vikings. i have two little brothers that are 3 years younger than me and both of them are stronger than me, i tested it before i became a vegan
#37 - LeifEricson (09/11/2014) [-]
**LeifEricson rolled image** you are merely a bead having cant swing sword sissy pants with pumpkin spice lattes you wont drink but you still get from starbucks
User avatar #49 - redstonealchemist (09/11/2014) [-]
fuck starbucks. it's overpriced.
and i don't like the taste of pumpkin.
and i can't swing a sword because my dad promised to train me, but forgot his promise.
User avatar #35 - LeifEricson (09/11/2014) [-]
you sir have lost your vikingness
User avatar #36 - redstonealchemist (09/11/2014) [-]
yes i have, but i never was much of one to begin with. the only thing i have over them is i'm smarter and i have more facial hair
#38 - LeifEricson (09/11/2014) [-]
**LeifEricson rolled image** also you are my friend now
#60 - ************* Guldkorn! 09/11/2014 on Cost of food around the world 0
#13 - That was the idea I think, i dunno, drink a Pepsi then! I hear…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/11/2014 on No Hipsters 0
User avatar #15 - redstonealchemist (09/11/2014) [-]
er... how about sprite?
#16 - cyberkite (09/11/2014) [-]
Dunno ask the russians back at chenobly when they were paid for going up the tower and back in under 9 min
User avatar #18 - LeifEricson (09/11/2014) [-]
well im a Viking are Vikings aloud in
User avatar #20 - redstonealchemist (09/11/2014) [-]
my dad and brothers are vikings. i have two little brothers that are 3 years younger than me and both of them are stronger than me, i tested it before i became a vegan
#37 - LeifEricson (09/11/2014) [-]
**LeifEricson rolled image** you are merely a bead having cant swing sword sissy pants with pumpkin spice lattes you wont drink but you still get from starbucks
User avatar #49 - redstonealchemist (09/11/2014) [-]
fuck starbucks. it's overpriced.
and i don't like the taste of pumpkin.
and i can't swing a sword because my dad promised to train me, but forgot his promise.
User avatar #35 - LeifEricson (09/11/2014) [-]
you sir have lost your vikingness
User avatar #36 - redstonealchemist (09/11/2014) [-]
yes i have, but i never was much of one to begin with. the only thing i have over them is i'm smarter and i have more facial hair
#38 - LeifEricson (09/11/2014) [-]
**LeifEricson rolled image** also you are my friend now
#53 - true saw it throu thought they had stopped with those scandina…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Denmark trains some "raw"... 0
User avatar #54 - paintedgorilla (09/04/2014) [-]
Eh i sorta remember this one, it's something about gay people joining the army or idunno, i remember one episode where a guy had brought his buttplug with him or something. Looking back that show was kinda stupid (just like all other reality shows really).
#49 - They are not talking danish. they are either talkin norse or s…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Denmark trains some "raw"... 0
#76 - anonexplains (09/04/2014) [-]
>Norse
>Norwegian
They're not the same fucking language you dumb shit.
#72 - cherubium (09/04/2014) [-]
Norwegian.
User avatar #51 - paintedgorilla (09/04/2014) [-]
One of them did, though not the one firing the gun.
#66 - anonexplains (09/04/2014) [-]
The only Danish talker in that video is a guy commenting on the guy firing and then crying. Runar is not a Danish name, the whiny bitch crying is not Danish.
User avatar #70 - paintedgorilla (09/04/2014) [-]
I know.
#53 - cyberkite (09/04/2014) [-]
true saw it throu thought they had stopped with those scandinavian shows
User avatar #54 - paintedgorilla (09/04/2014) [-]
Eh i sorta remember this one, it's something about gay people joining the army or idunno, i remember one episode where a guy had brought his buttplug with him or something. Looking back that show was kinda stupid (just like all other reality shows really).
#142 - Atleast Depache mode never did! thank god! but they just don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on "In the end" in 20... 0
User avatar #143 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
im liek one of those guys who are forever stuck in the eighties with their metallica shirts and long hair, except im forever in 2004 with my lamb of god tees and industrial peircing lol
#140 - Yeah sell out sucks thou... I like Linkin Park went back, like…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on "In the end" in 20... 0
User avatar #141 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah its true alot of my favorite bands dont have to sell out but its becasue they are already so massively mainstream that they came out like that
#142 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Atleast Depache mode never did! thank god! but they just don't need to make anything new nearly. but yeah alot of younger bands want to experiment and those that
User avatar #143 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
im liek one of those guys who are forever stuck in the eighties with their metallica shirts and long hair, except im forever in 2004 with my lamb of god tees and industrial peircing lol
#135 - Yeah I mostly learned to ignore the worst, I'am self a fan boy…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2014 on "In the end" in 20... 0
User avatar #138 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
my biggest issue has always been when then bands sell out though and just give into what the fans want instead of sticking ot their original design, alot of great bands like mudvayne and slipknot all fell to stream, i mean yeah its their lively hood and its hard to say anyone else wouldnt sell out for the money but it still sucks
#140 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah sell out sucks thou... I like Linkin Park went back, like listen to this electronic screamo, and they sold out became insanely Main Stream. And many bands makes it still with out selling out
User avatar #141 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah its true alot of my favorite bands dont have to sell out but its becasue they are already so massively mainstream that they came out like that
#142 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Atleast Depache mode never did! thank god! but they just don't need to make anything new nearly. but yeah alot of younger bands want to experiment and those that
User avatar #143 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
im liek one of those guys who are forever stuck in the eighties with their metallica shirts and long hair, except im forever in 2004 with my lamb of god tees and industrial peircing lol
#126 - Fans ruined a lot for me, Like Tokio Hotel, it's not that bad …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/03/2014 on "In the end" in 20... 0
User avatar #129 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
fucking fan boys man
#135 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I mostly learned to ignore the worst, I'am self a fan boy of one person thou, but yeah fans can really ruin things
User avatar #138 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
my biggest issue has always been when then bands sell out though and just give into what the fans want instead of sticking ot their original design, alot of great bands like mudvayne and slipknot all fell to stream, i mean yeah its their lively hood and its hard to say anyone else wouldnt sell out for the money but it still sucks
#140 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah sell out sucks thou... I like Linkin Park went back, like listen to this electronic screamo, and they sold out became insanely Main Stream. And many bands makes it still with out selling out
User avatar #141 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah its true alot of my favorite bands dont have to sell out but its becasue they are already so massively mainstream that they came out like that
#142 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Atleast Depache mode never did! thank god! but they just don't need to make anything new nearly. but yeah alot of younger bands want to experiment and those that
User avatar #143 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
im liek one of those guys who are forever stuck in the eighties with their metallica shirts and long hair, except im forever in 2004 with my lamb of god tees and industrial peircing lol
#123 - But yeah as a LP fan chester sucks in stp just heard some of i…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/03/2014 on "In the end" in 20... +1
User avatar #125 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
i really dont have an issue with linkin park its all really heartfelt my issue is that the popel who listen to it around me act like the biggest drama queens in the world like they have to go inflict self harm and their life is a meaningless void when their parents tell them to do chores when alot of other people have it way worse and dont have to act like crybabys. it was never their fault its the fans who kill me. so not being able to go to an stp concert wtihout a pack of kids wearing their lp gear just sets me off a little
#126 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Fans ruined a lot for me, Like Tokio Hotel, it's not that bad the fans are annoying, were I live in DK the Linkin Park fans aren't like that thou, mostly because LP got rather MS with in the end.
User avatar #129 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
fucking fan boys man
#135 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I mostly learned to ignore the worst, I'am self a fan boy of one person thou, but yeah fans can really ruin things
User avatar #138 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
my biggest issue has always been when then bands sell out though and just give into what the fans want instead of sticking ot their original design, alot of great bands like mudvayne and slipknot all fell to stream, i mean yeah its their lively hood and its hard to say anyone else wouldnt sell out for the money but it still sucks
#140 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah sell out sucks thou... I like Linkin Park went back, like listen to this electronic screamo, and they sold out became insanely Main Stream. And many bands makes it still with out selling out
User avatar #141 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah its true alot of my favorite bands dont have to sell out but its becasue they are already so massively mainstream that they came out like that
#142 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Atleast Depache mode never did! thank god! but they just don't need to make anything new nearly. but yeah alot of younger bands want to experiment and those that
User avatar #143 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
im liek one of those guys who are forever stuck in the eighties with their metallica shirts and long hair, except im forever in 2004 with my lamb of god tees and industrial peircing lol
#119 - Cuase STP was the one hearing him, they asked him. it's their …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/03/2014 on "In the end" in 20... +1
#122 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
i know its just more or less not being able to except it man, STP is like all my good childhood memories rolled into one jaffrey lol. im more or less a bigger fan of scott though the 12 bar blues was a great album by him
#123 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
But yeah as a LP fan chester sucks in stp just heard some of it.... I think if I had heard em when I was younger I might have liked them.
User avatar #125 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
i really dont have an issue with linkin park its all really heartfelt my issue is that the popel who listen to it around me act like the biggest drama queens in the world like they have to go inflict self harm and their life is a meaningless void when their parents tell them to do chores when alot of other people have it way worse and dont have to act like crybabys. it was never their fault its the fans who kill me. so not being able to go to an stp concert wtihout a pack of kids wearing their lp gear just sets me off a little
#126 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Fans ruined a lot for me, Like Tokio Hotel, it's not that bad the fans are annoying, were I live in DK the Linkin Park fans aren't like that thou, mostly because LP got rather MS with in the end.
User avatar #129 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
fucking fan boys man
#135 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I mostly learned to ignore the worst, I'am self a fan boy of one person thou, but yeah fans can really ruin things
User avatar #138 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
my biggest issue has always been when then bands sell out though and just give into what the fans want instead of sticking ot their original design, alot of great bands like mudvayne and slipknot all fell to stream, i mean yeah its their lively hood and its hard to say anyone else wouldnt sell out for the money but it still sucks
#140 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah sell out sucks thou... I like Linkin Park went back, like listen to this electronic screamo, and they sold out became insanely Main Stream. And many bands makes it still with out selling out
User avatar #141 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah its true alot of my favorite bands dont have to sell out but its becasue they are already so massively mainstream that they came out like that
#142 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Atleast Depache mode never did! thank god! but they just don't need to make anything new nearly. but yeah alot of younger bands want to experiment and those that
User avatar #143 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
im liek one of those guys who are forever stuck in the eighties with their metallica shirts and long hair, except im forever in 2004 with my lamb of god tees and industrial peircing lol
#116 - So he got scott kicked?  [+] (13 new replies) 09/03/2014 on "In the end" in 20... 0
User avatar #117 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
from what i heard scott just quit and he took over he even sings all their songs at shows my buddy went and said it sucked so much. i'm heated, why doesnt he just burn out with linkin park and leave stp with their immortality
#119 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Cuase STP was the one hearing him, they asked him. it's their band. and Linkin park actually made their lastest album pretty good. (The hunting party)

I never really liked STP thou. not hated should try more thou, remember scott in velvet, was pretty fine
#122 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
i know its just more or less not being able to except it man, STP is like all my good childhood memories rolled into one jaffrey lol. im more or less a bigger fan of scott though the 12 bar blues was a great album by him
#123 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
But yeah as a LP fan chester sucks in stp just heard some of it.... I think if I had heard em when I was younger I might have liked them.
User avatar #125 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
i really dont have an issue with linkin park its all really heartfelt my issue is that the popel who listen to it around me act like the biggest drama queens in the world like they have to go inflict self harm and their life is a meaningless void when their parents tell them to do chores when alot of other people have it way worse and dont have to act like crybabys. it was never their fault its the fans who kill me. so not being able to go to an stp concert wtihout a pack of kids wearing their lp gear just sets me off a little
#126 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Fans ruined a lot for me, Like Tokio Hotel, it's not that bad the fans are annoying, were I live in DK the Linkin Park fans aren't like that thou, mostly because LP got rather MS with in the end.
User avatar #129 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
fucking fan boys man
#135 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I mostly learned to ignore the worst, I'am self a fan boy of one person thou, but yeah fans can really ruin things
User avatar #138 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
my biggest issue has always been when then bands sell out though and just give into what the fans want instead of sticking ot their original design, alot of great bands like mudvayne and slipknot all fell to stream, i mean yeah its their lively hood and its hard to say anyone else wouldnt sell out for the money but it still sucks
#140 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah sell out sucks thou... I like Linkin Park went back, like listen to this electronic screamo, and they sold out became insanely Main Stream. And many bands makes it still with out selling out
User avatar #141 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah its true alot of my favorite bands dont have to sell out but its becasue they are already so massively mainstream that they came out like that
#142 - cyberkite (09/03/2014) [-]
Atleast Depache mode never did! thank god! but they just don't need to make anything new nearly. but yeah alot of younger bands want to experiment and those that
User avatar #143 - burpityhatburp (09/03/2014) [-]
im liek one of those guys who are forever stuck in the eighties with their metallica shirts and long hair, except im forever in 2004 with my lamb of god tees and industrial peircing lol
#8 - Thread closed 08/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
#63 - It's not a good one, and later I apperently ended in bed with … 08/24/2014 on Read the Description... 0
#61 - we'll this girl had some trouble I just saw too late, and then…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Read the Description... 0
User avatar #62 - xXferaligatrXx (08/24/2014) [-]
did that once except i was high on pills
#63 - cyberkite (08/24/2014) [-]
It's not a good one, and later I apperently ended in bed with a 14 year old(did not know at the time) thou there had been more inside that girl then Miss Moxxi, and Litterly did nothing(sick and tired from work) Yeah I done goofed, anyway time will let me move on, did just not have to see that girl at an expo....
#59 - Even thou it's been sometime since I last got lucky, I never r…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Read the Description... 0
User avatar #60 - xXferaligatrXx (08/24/2014) [-]
i know that feel bro i fell in love with a girl who wasn't into guys apparently college has changed that though we're still friends and i'm not in love with her anymore
#61 - cyberkite (08/24/2014) [-]
we'll this girl had some trouble I just saw too late, and then I litterly texted her I liked her drunk late. She hates drunk people....
User avatar #62 - xXferaligatrXx (08/24/2014) [-]
did that once except i was high on pills
#63 - cyberkite (08/24/2014) [-]
It's not a good one, and later I apperently ended in bed with a 14 year old(did not know at the time) thou there had been more inside that girl then Miss Moxxi, and Litterly did nothing(sick and tired from work) Yeah I done goofed, anyway time will let me move on, did just not have to see that girl at an expo....
#57 - Sometimes a little confidense can go a long way, anyway I'am f…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Read the Description... 0
User avatar #58 - xXferaligatrXx (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah but it can also get you shunned until college
i do have a nice 6/10 qt3.14 gf now though
#59 - cyberkite (08/24/2014) [-]
Even thou it's been sometime since I last got lucky, I never really go out, and still in love with the same girl on the 4 year, and I fucked that up xD
User avatar #60 - xXferaligatrXx (08/24/2014) [-]
i know that feel bro i fell in love with a girl who wasn't into guys apparently college has changed that though we're still friends and i'm not in love with her anymore
#61 - cyberkite (08/24/2014) [-]
we'll this girl had some trouble I just saw too late, and then I litterly texted her I liked her drunk late. She hates drunk people....
User avatar #62 - xXferaligatrXx (08/24/2014) [-]
did that once except i was high on pills
#63 - cyberkite (08/24/2014) [-]
It's not a good one, and later I apperently ended in bed with a 14 year old(did not know at the time) thou there had been more inside that girl then Miss Moxxi, and Litterly did nothing(sick and tired from work) Yeah I done goofed, anyway time will let me move on, did just not have to see that girl at an expo....

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#1 - usarmyexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
You sir, are a fine example of civil disagreement.
#2 to #1 - cyberkite (04/27/2014) [-]
We'll thank you is the onlæy thing I can say. I see the reason for an army in a big country like the USA. but in denmark where I live, we should only focus on the special units.
User avatar #3 to #2 - usarmyexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, the military exists to commit horrible acts of violence, but you can get some good compensation from service, and have doors opened to you that normally would be closed.

Like all those guys inviting celerities to annual Military balls

www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/15/timberlake-puts-pressure-_n_1093318.html
#4 to #3 - cyberkite (04/27/2014) [-]
Interresting. but it isen't the whole war thing that's the problems in my eyes, the problem is the money used on thing that could be used better. cutting the millitary is an option. and sometimes the money should be used more effective.
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