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#14 - because it pretty much ***** the gaming scene ove…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Kotaku +3
User avatar #15 - itumblr (08/21/2014) [-]
wat a cunt
#16 - cyberkite (08/21/2014) [-]
we'll the she fucked 5 guys that was fine, the problem is rather what she got out from it, and it's not okey the 5 guys did that. But game jam sounded like sooooo much fun.
User avatar #128 - cantexplain (08/22/2014) [-]
Well if she got at least 1 orgasm...
#12 - Her boyfriend bosted pretty good leads to who it was, and it i… 08/21/2014 on Kotaku +8
#31 - A shiny Snorlex on an emulator, but real game a Ghastly, had f… 08/21/2014 on What was your first shiny... +1
#381 - She is actuallt creating damage, to things such as game jam...… 08/21/2014 on Will F for thumbs 0
#263 - The indrustri is felt with nerds, kinda easy to manipulate. … 08/21/2014 on Biscuit about to drop the... +1
#9 - This is why I have health care, so we don't go throu this … 08/15/2014 on American Healthcare 0
#27 - Funny japanese actually uses the same signs as chinese in their kanji 08/15/2014 on Tumblr +4
#5985 - **cyberkite rolls 136,276** with my luck I will get highest 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#19 - This guy litteraly says he can understand why people use adblo… 08/13/2014 on I finally understand 0
#17 - His not crying his just being thankful to those who chooses to…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on I finally understand 0
#18 - grimfuck (08/13/2014) [-]
you can eat the ice cream with a spoon or simply shove your face into the bowl.

I don't care what path you take around the bush, dude is still bitching about lost add revenue.
#19 - cyberkite (08/13/2014) [-]
This guy litteraly says he can understand why people use adblock..... If I had a youtube partnership, heck yes I would be glad foe those how took it of.
#13 - Sorry to say, I use adbnlock myself, the problem is when you w… 08/12/2014 on I finally understand 0
#12 - Dude really, people watch his **** , from the work…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2014 on I finally understand 0
#16 - grimfuck (08/13/2014) [-]
If they gonna start crying on the internet over ad revenue. Imma call em out for being a dip shit.
#17 - cyberkite (08/13/2014) [-]
His not crying his just being thankful to those who chooses to not use adblock, or takes it down when they watches his videos
#18 - grimfuck (08/13/2014) [-]
you can eat the ice cream with a spoon or simply shove your face into the bowl.

I don't care what path you take around the bush, dude is still bitching about lost add revenue.
#19 - cyberkite (08/13/2014) [-]
This guy litteraly says he can understand why people use adblock..... If I had a youtube partnership, heck yes I would be glad foe those how took it of.
#2 - Lawl, if it's bleach, it's just as popular. anyway long as sho… 08/12/2014 on Never Understood This +1
#71 - You're a fool to pick that fight, take it later 08/11/2014 on double standard +1
#4 - For some reason most men would go for the man  [+] (17 new replies) 08/10/2014 on double standard +83
#114 - gitanisme (08/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #96 - Gandalfthewhite (08/11/2014) [-]
i think that's just base instinct though
#65 - ciacheczko (08/11/2014) [-]
It's your husband/wife who promised to be faithful. The other person is most likely single and has no obligation to anyone therefore can, theoretically, sleep with anyone. Even if it's someone married, it's their own decision to cheat and I'd rather blame that one - after all if they intend to be unfaithful, they'll eventually find someone to fuck, it doesn't really matter which stranger would that be.
Unless it's your best friend, which is another case

Of course trying to seduce someone who's taken also takes an asshole, but life would be hard for someone who'd want to beat up every single asshole with a golf club - but beating up that particular one who vowed to spend their life with you and then fucked someone else is imo justified.
User avatar #54 - kabuthefox (08/11/2014) [-]
plus if u go for the girl the guy might try to fight u to, so then its 2v1
if u attack the guy...the girl prob wont do shit, might run or try to calm u down at most
#71 - cyberkite (08/11/2014) [-]
You're a fool to pick that fight, take it later
User avatar #42 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/11/2014) [-]
she was probably gunna work her way to the girl too lol.
User avatar #27 - EnemySpy (08/11/2014) [-]
Which doesn't make much sense, when you think about it...
#188 - billburr (08/11/2014) [-]
I'd say there are a couple reasons, for one you are much more powerful on average and you could seriously hurt her. That might not hold up in court or anything but I'd feel the same way about beating up a weak man or a child, there's no gratification
Also, you might still love her. When someone hurts me I get more sad than angry
User avatar #125 - hudis (08/11/2014) [-]
I think it's kind of instinctive. In our monkey brains the man registers as a threat and the woman registers as a mate who the man isn't supposed to go near, so naturally we get the urge to rip his fucking head off but not offer the woman the same treatment. That is, at least, my spontaneous take on it. I may be wrong.
#48 - CIS White Male (08/11/2014) [-]
Actually it does.

Take a look at other animals on the high end spectrum of evolution. If a male ape or a wolf or lion... catches on of his females getting screwed by another male, he's not gonna go for the female; he's gonna go attack the male.

That's how it generally works: first attack the threat that's the strongest, and most often it's a male.
User avatar #101 - francisyorkmorgan (08/11/2014) [-]
But we're not other animals.
User avatar #126 - hudis (08/11/2014) [-]
Yes, we are. So much of what we do is based on instinct. Hell, even something so obscure and weird as having a shemale fetish is based on the instinctive response to seeing a penis closely associated with a woman/vagina, according to what research has been done on the subject.
#99 - tumulus (08/11/2014) [-]
wow you are dumb animals attack the male because they fight for the ownership of the female, but a decent man would break up with a cheating gf so beating her partner makes no sense
User avatar #116 - Mortuus (08/11/2014) [-]
All of you fuckers who thumbed him down are retarded.

That's basic human nature to fight for dominance of a female. Afterwards, the man might break-off the relationship, but the reason he attacks the male is the same reason that a wolf would.

Fucking kids learn nothing these days.
#75 - CIS White Male (08/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, because the bitch cheating on you is a "threat?" You're a retard.
#76 - satansferret (08/11/2014) [-]
You never met my crazy ex.
User avatar #41 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Unless he's you're friend. If I caught my girl with my friend I'd likely kill my friend and try to ruin my girl's life.
#106 - I my self dislikes anime with too much fan serivce, and especi… 08/03/2014 on My Favourite Anime +2
#103 - Yeah it's dumb, but it had to happen 08/03/2014 on My Favourite Anime +1
#117 - 06. and the fans, but year else go SONIC! 07/30/2014 on Saniks +3
#93 - actually somedoes. and with this site keeping talking about OC 07/27/2014 on hardcore fans 0
#16 - At least this is not on frontpage 07/26/2014 on hardcore fans 0
#10 - MFW I know the artist.... IRL you ******* reposter  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2014 on hardcore fans 0
User avatar #88 - reapermaster (07/27/2014) [-]
nobody cares
#93 - cyberkite (07/27/2014) [-]
actually somedoes. and with this site keeping talking about OC
#14 - thecakelovergirl (07/26/2014) [-]
>mfw
>no face
#16 - cyberkite (07/26/2014) [-]
At least this is not on frontpage
#11 - there is one dark ice, or more 07/18/2014 on Make your own! 0
#5 - Oh well, just looks a lot like him from psych,which would be as funny 07/18/2014 on fun crossovers 0
#8 - I have seen the art work for this, and the pictures in the fil… 07/18/2014 on The most beautiful love story 0
#3 - did not log in >.<  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on fun crossovers 0
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#5 - cyberkite (07/18/2014) [-]
Oh well, just looks a lot like him from psych,which would be as funny
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#5 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#1 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
You sir, are a fine example of civil disagreement.
#2 to #1 - cyberkite (04/27/2014) [-]
We'll thank you is the onlæy thing I can say. I see the reason for an army in a big country like the USA. but in denmark where I live, we should only focus on the special units.
User avatar #3 to #2 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, the military exists to commit horrible acts of violence, but you can get some good compensation from service, and have doors opened to you that normally would be closed.

Like all those guys inviting celerities to annual Military balls

www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/15/timberlake-puts-pressure-_n_1093318.html
#4 to #3 - cyberkite (04/27/2014) [-]
Interresting. but it isen't the whole war thing that's the problems in my eyes, the problem is the money used on thing that could be used better. cutting the millitary is an option. and sometimes the money should be used more effective.
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