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#129 - Sorry. I forgot the rip the paper off. 13 hours ago on pick one only one. 0
#128 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on pick one only one. 0
#129 - cwoodfreshman (13 hours ago) [-]
Sorry. I forgot the rip the paper off.
#76 - It never said anything about you gaining powers. You just get …  [+] (3 new replies) 17 hours ago on pick one only one. 0
#82 - bloodrider (16 hours ago) [-]
well if you are just the way you are you might need an upgrade to be with the avengers. wont you?
#128 - cwoodfreshman (13 hours ago) [-]
#129 - cwoodfreshman (13 hours ago) [-]
Sorry. I forgot the rip the paper off.
#572 - A toy lightsaber for my cousin. Generally what it'll look like… 05/18/2013 on How Fucked Are You? 0
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#127 - Your reply actually made me chuckle a bit. 05/16/2013 on I FINALLY FOUND THE SAUCE!!! 0
#72551 - Thanks. In reply to no. 6, I don't really do that wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #72552 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Any time.
#124 - WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on I FINALLY FOUND THE SAUCE!!! 0
#125 - N. Korean citizen (05/16/2013) [-]
I am that which lurks in the shadows...I hunt for virgins who will never get laid (like yourself) and then confront them with that information. You could say that I'm an international hero, in that regard.
#127 - cwoodfreshman (05/16/2013) [-]
Your reply actually made me chuckle a bit.
#72548 - I'm not saying it matters, I'm just stating it. Anyway, what s…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #72550 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Oh and if you dont know her interests maybe ask... It couldnt hurt you.
User avatar #72549 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Believe it or not i actually am pretty well liked when it comes to girls and im not even that attractive. Heres what i've found.
1. Always smile at her. She'll love it.
2. Compliment her. See if her nails are done, does her hair look okay? Even the most petty comment such as "Nice shirt, is it new" Will do.
3. Don't get clingy. If she doesn't respond, dont say things like "Are you there?" Its off-putting.
4. What does she like? Bring it up in a way that she wont notice that you brought it up just for her. Ex. Does she like football? Bring up training season. Not the best example but bare with me.
5. Be confident. Tell a joke once in a while. Say things she may not expect you to say even if its slightly dirty, break the tension thats obviously there.
6. Touch her. No, not her pussy, tits, ass or stomach. But touch her shoulder. Pat her on the arm. Human touch brings happiness.
7. Be yourself.

Thats all i can think of. Sorry. Hope this helps man.
User avatar #72551 - cwoodfreshman (05/15/2013) [-]
Thanks.

In reply to no. 6, I don't really do that with girls, sure I may smack an ass or two of some really close female friends but that's it. I like her too much to do anything like that unless she wanted me to. Knowing she's shy, I'm sure that won't come up anyway.

Anyway, thanks utz.
User avatar #72552 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Any time.
#72544 - No need to thumb me down, bro. Really unnecessary.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #72545 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Why does it matter. God damn. Its a virtual red thumb. Jeez have it back.
User avatar #72548 - cwoodfreshman (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it matters, I'm just stating it. Anyway, what should I talk to her about? How do I bring up asking about her interest? Do I just ask her or what?
User avatar #72550 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Oh and if you dont know her interests maybe ask... It couldnt hurt you.
User avatar #72549 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Believe it or not i actually am pretty well liked when it comes to girls and im not even that attractive. Heres what i've found.
1. Always smile at her. She'll love it.
2. Compliment her. See if her nails are done, does her hair look okay? Even the most petty comment such as "Nice shirt, is it new" Will do.
3. Don't get clingy. If she doesn't respond, dont say things like "Are you there?" Its off-putting.
4. What does she like? Bring it up in a way that she wont notice that you brought it up just for her. Ex. Does she like football? Bring up training season. Not the best example but bare with me.
5. Be confident. Tell a joke once in a while. Say things she may not expect you to say even if its slightly dirty, break the tension thats obviously there.
6. Touch her. No, not her pussy, tits, ass or stomach. But touch her shoulder. Pat her on the arm. Human touch brings happiness.
7. Be yourself.

Thats all i can think of. Sorry. Hope this helps man.
User avatar #72551 - cwoodfreshman (05/15/2013) [-]
Thanks.

In reply to no. 6, I don't really do that with girls, sure I may smack an ass or two of some really close female friends but that's it. I like her too much to do anything like that unless she wanted me to. Knowing she's shy, I'm sure that won't come up anyway.

Anyway, thanks utz.
User avatar #72552 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Any time.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - cwoodfreshman (04/07/2013) [-]
The moment I saw the last panel, I instantly started humming club style techno music while using my teeth as the bass by rhythmically biting down. You may also notice the porn I have in my comment sections. You stay away from those. Those are mine.
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#68 to #67 - XXdrayxX (04/07/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
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#69 to #68 - cwoodfreshman (04/07/2013) [-]
Oh geez. Googly eyes make everything better.
Oh geez. Googly eyes make everything better.
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#70 to #69 - XXdrayxX (04/07/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing at these gifs.
I can't stop laughing at these gifs.
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#73 to #72 - cwoodfreshman (04/07/2013) [-]
Something about this makes me chuckle. Reminds me of Calvin for some reason.
Something about this makes me chuckle. Reminds me of Calvin for some reason.
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#75 to #73 - XXdrayxX (04/07/2013) [-]
Indeed friend, i see where you are drawing such an observation from. However, BEHOLD!
Indeed friend, i see where you are drawing such an observation from.
However, BEHOLD!
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#76 to #75 - cwoodfreshman (04/07/2013) [-]
Sounds to me like you're trying to start a dance off.
Sounds to me like you're trying to start a dance off.
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#77 to #76 - XXdrayxX (04/07/2013) [-]
I see you are skilled in the art of Perception, sir. Let this bout commence! Like a sir, old chum.
I see you are skilled in the art of Perception, sir. Let this bout commence!
Like a sir, old chum.
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#78 to #77 - cwoodfreshman (04/07/2013) [-]
Classy as fuck.
Classy as fuck.
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#80 to #79 - cwoodfreshman (04/07/2013) [-]
I srs'd when his head spun. MFW
I srs'd when his head spun. MFW
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#81 to #80 - XXdrayxX (04/07/2013) [-]
I see...
I see...
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#82 to #81 - cwoodfreshman (04/07/2013) [-]
Someone's getting quite upset.
Someone's getting quite upset.
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#83 to #82 - XXdrayxX (04/07/2013) [-]
That gif made me laugh uncontrollably... thanks man...
That gif made me laugh uncontrollably... thanks man...
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#84 to #83 - cwoodfreshman (04/07/2013) [-]
Much obliged. I think it's his face when he's saying 'boy' that makes it so funny plus the fact that he's a chubby little boy. That's just what makes it funny to me that is.
Much obliged. I think it's his face when he's saying 'boy' that makes it so funny plus the fact that he's a chubby little boy. That's just what makes it funny to me that is.
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#85 to #84 - XXdrayxX (04/07/2013) [-]
Indeed, that is exactly what it is.
Indeed, that is exactly what it is.
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User avatar #54 - alZii (10/06/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
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#52 - WhattheNorris (10/01/2012) [-]
Fuck forgot my absolute favorite.
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#33 - WhattheNorris (10/01/2012) [-]
I have sauce for this one.
I have sauce for this one.
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#27 - TheGrecoShow (08/05/2012) [-]
cwood wouldn't stand for crestwood would it?
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User avatar #28 to #27 - cwoodfreshman (08/05/2012) [-]
Yes. I do go to Crestwood.
Which state are you talking?
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#29 to #28 - TheGrecoShow (08/05/2012) [-]
michigan?
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User avatar #30 to #29 - cwoodfreshman (08/05/2012) [-]
We, sir, are on two different states. South Carolina, my friend. Sorry.
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User avatar #22 - extacygold (07/17/2012) [-]
Hello.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - cwoodfreshman (07/17/2012) [-]
Hi there, kind stranger.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - extacygold (07/17/2012) [-]
I rolled you in a comment.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - cwoodfreshman (07/17/2012) [-]
Well can I tell you something?
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Sure
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