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#1 - WELL DNA & DAILY PICKLES U BOTH WILL HAVE YOUR CHANCE AS I…  [+] (2 replies) 10/15/2012 on MFW i see all this Amanda... 0
#3 - BGoose (10/15/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
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#2 - treehuggerkiller (10/15/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#1 - OH , BUT THE FAMILY DOESNT POST HIUH?? REPLY AIRED IN APRIL 20…  [+] (34 replies) 10/15/2012 on I mustache you a question. -147
#66 - rageattheusername (10/16/2012) [-]
Uh... if I may hazard an attempt at a translation? I think that this person was attempting to make a joke similar to the "that is a good point, but have you considered that I am a dog?" utilizing an array of randomly selected phrases and what appears to be a critical article on a television show. That or he/she was simply attempting to "troll". As has already been indicated, the intent is unclear. 2/10 good sir or madam, you have successfully broken the internet.
#109 - escapedfromkitchen (10/16/2012) [-]
what did he say? I need to know!!
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#126 - rageattheusername (10/16/2012) [-]
I think you can just hit "show" and it'll show you. I suppose I can rewrite it if absolutely necessary.
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#127 - escapedfromkitchen (10/16/2012) [-]
Oh, I didn't know, sorry and thank you :)
#128 - rageattheusername (10/16/2012) [-]
No problem. Have a kitten.
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#60 - magmamax (10/16/2012) [-]
What are you doing?
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#55 - triggathepirate (10/16/2012) [-]
He da maistah.
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#51 - rplix (10/16/2012) [-]
You are a new degree of retarded.
#47 - toxicfrozt (10/16/2012) [-]
Who gave you access to a computer?
#43 - serotonin (10/16/2012) [-]
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#52 - animedudej (10/16/2012) [-]
i am allready at that stage o-O and i'm only fucking 18 years old WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!
#41 - yellowjack (10/16/2012) [-]
I read what you wrote, word for word and I still have no comprehension of what you said.
#38 - archiferd (10/16/2012) [-]
My brain hurts.
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#31 - mrblacksmoke (10/16/2012) [-]
I have no idea why I found that so fucking funny, but here's a greenie for yah.
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#33 - ohsnapitzari (10/16/2012) [-]
That gif describes how i felt while deleting my post
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#4 - beffen (10/15/2012) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about?
#93 - SORRY THAT FAMILYN FOT TO ENJOT ARUBA~ DONT ******** ME!! WHI…  [+] (1 reply) 10/14/2012 on UNCE UNCE UNCE 0
#94 - nemecyst (10/14/2012) [-]
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What i- But I d- Wait d- I can't..

Buh, I gave up on reading that.