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    I don't really have a title for this one I don't really have a title for...
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    Misty Cosplay Misty Cosplay
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    Make it bigger! Make it bigger!
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    Omegle Omegle
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    Deadpool 3 Deadpool 3
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    Motorcycle surfing Motorcycle surfing
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#112 - According to one of my friends, it is illegal in Indianapolis … 03/08/2010 on Funny Laws . . . 0
#79 - But the farther away something gets, the less likely we are to… 03/07/2010 on Time Travel 0
#70 - Dear sweet God, how the hell did this get to the front page? H… 03/07/2010 on Force choke 0
#173 - It was jealousy of her beauty. Disney isn't entirely to blame,…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2010 on disney 0
User avatar #174 - IamSofaKingdom (03/06/2010) [-]
That mother stuff is pretty jacked up. Belle, I agree was a pretty flat character (although I must add innocent to your list of traits) but it was the relationship that was meant to be my focus.
#15 - Well, I'm ****** . My stew tonight had apples and … 03/05/2010 on What happens when you eat... 0
#86 - So if you catch a ghost Pokemon in Lavender, could you have al…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2010 on The truth about your rival... +4
User avatar #91 - roxasbaby (03/05/2010) [-]
no youl probably just get all the magikarps people have caught and released in their pc on land
#57 - Snow White lived with the queen, her stepmother. Beast did not…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2010 on disney 0
User avatar #166 - IamSofaKingdom (03/06/2010) [-]
Thanks for the correction on the beauty and the beast but the point i was making would still stand then. She was to fall in love with someone for something other than his "princely" charms. As for snow white, I thought for certain she lived in a cottage at some point, wait...it was the dwarven home. It has been over a decade since I saw that one, did she live in that building at all or was she just put there after she was poisoned? Even if she didn't it was jealously that started everything.
User avatar #173 - cursormortis (03/06/2010) [-]
It was jealousy of her beauty. Disney isn't entirely to blame, though. In some of the original fairy tales (before the Grimm Bros cleaned them up), it was the mother rather than stepmother who tried to kill the daughter. And it was because of rivalry for the dad's affections.

As for Belle, she was a plot device who had only two purposes: be pretty and being someone's wife.
User avatar #174 - IamSofaKingdom (03/06/2010) [-]
That mother stuff is pretty jacked up. Belle, I agree was a pretty flat character (although I must add innocent to your list of traits) but it was the relationship that was meant to be my focus.
#56 - Let's see...the one from Sleeping beauty is Phillip, the one f… 03/05/2010 on disney 0
#70 - Depends on the mythology you use. Cirque du Freak and Vampire:… 03/03/2010 on Being a Vampire 0
#27 - Would pig's blood be close?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2010 on Being a Vampire +1
User avatar #48 - freshblob (03/03/2010) [-]
Yeah but its not the same. Besides, I thought vampires only drink people blood. I could be wrong though.
User avatar #70 - cursormortis (03/03/2010) [-]
Depends on the mythology you use. Cirque du Freak and Vampire: the Masquerade vampires can drink animal blood, they just don't get as much benefit from it.
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