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#19 - i thought the same thing. im pretty positive it is, … 01/06/2016 on When you have a GOOD time 0
#1 - soo.... whats the joke here? dont mean to sound snob…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on (untitled) 0
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#2 - senseiweasel (01/06/2016) [-]
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#148 - well, in my opinion, the best option is just to be cautious. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on Gonna die alone 0
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#149 - irishjohnny (12/10/2015) [-]
Point.
#137 - PIc was visiting my 3 hour elective course that day, it was…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Gonna die alone +5
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#145 - binomancha (12/10/2015) [-]
very crazy story bro
bit im glad you dont let stupid snit get in the way of your life
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#143 - irishjohnny (12/10/2015) [-]
Damn. The more and more stories I hear like this the more I start thinking this "Dating" thing might not be a good idea. Or I'll just have to wear a GoPro everywhere I go.
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#148 - curo (12/10/2015) [-]
well, in my opinion, the best option is just to be cautious.

in my paranoia, i've thought about getting hidden body cams for every day life in case of any bad confrontations i might come across, such as; a crazy psycho bitch like stacy, or maybe a crocked cop.
it wouldnt have to be a camera even, sometimes just audio is enough.

but putting my paranoia aside, we got to live and learn. i learned some signs to look out for so i dont repeat shit like this again. for example, if your bros tell you the chick your after is crazy (in a bad way), then you should probably listen to them, your bros probably have the best intention for you. dont let your dick guide you.
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#149 - irishjohnny (12/10/2015) [-]
Point.
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#146 - binomancha (12/10/2015) [-]
eh dont be scared if anything
ever happens just tell the truth
because more likely the girl will some how screw nerself over and
be found guilty if anything
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#147 - irishjohnny (12/10/2015) [-]
I'll keep that in mind.
#136 - jim then tells me that stacy's ex broke up with her a few week…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Gonna die alone +5
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#137 - curo (12/10/2015) [-]

PIc was visiting my 3 hour elective course that day, it was a free day since we finished work early, so we were watching a movie. i went to Pic and explained to him the basics of the situation. falsely accused, i've cleared my name up with kids, but what if it reaches adult ears? i then did what my sneaky, loop hole searching lawyer self was most proud of.
"hey pic, so i swore to her i couldnt tell anyone... but i wrote it down here... like a diary or something?... im a leave my book open on this page over here while i go to the other side of the room and get some pizza... 'dont' look at it" and walked away.

that bastard didnt follow my directions and read the book, even though i told him not to wink [spoiler] wink wink [/spoiler].

i started heading back when i noticed him closing the book and putting it to the side.
he then told me that that chick was crazy, and that the club president was right, i should talk to someone if shit happens. i got a solid argument, but be cautious, Stacy sounded dangerous.

Draft shared that 3 hour elective with me. i did somewhat the same thing with draft.
Draft needed to get something from his car, and the teacher made me go with him to make sure he didnt blew off school. during the walk i asked him bout his girl experience. and bluntly asked if hed been accused before. at this point i say fuck it to the swear and but read from the book as we walk.

his advice was along the lines of;
most girls are crazy, and this happens way more often than it needs to. as long as she didnt tell 'no' or 'stop' after giving you initial permission, you should be good. it's not rape if she regrets it afterwards. and as long as i stopped right away after being asked to, i havent done anything wrong.

he then went on to tell me about some of his experiences and how he dealt with them. but i was relieved.

part 4 of 4
_______________________

so what happened after? well, i graduated top of my class, went to mit, and became a dinosaur.
no, not really.

while it was a big scare, not much happened. i dont remember much negative aftermath towards me after the incident.

though...
something i had forgotten about; the president lost respect for me, or began to have an ill will agaisnt me or something.
i forgot until now that during an officer meeting, talking about planning for the future year of the club, the pressident mentioned us getting new younger members. and since stacy was a year under me, the president warned me not to go near or touch the new girls, in front of the rest of the officers.

like, really? do you really feel the need to tell me the obvious?
we already established the thing with stacy was just craving her ex's attention. im not that type of person. did i rub you the wrong way sometime between then and now?

though it could have been that bitterness we had against one another flaring up...



stacy on the other hand continued her downhill spiral. desperately trying to get her ex's attention, manipulating FZ into doing her bidding. last i remember she was on suicide watch list inside the hospital. she may have had depression too? idk

i still wanted to be her friend and help her through her rough time. yes she pulled a mega bitch move on me, but im the better person, i'll turn the other cheek, and try to help a friend in need. but it didnt work out in the end. she pushed everyone away.
__________
i dont think much of her on the normal day to day basis. but when ever i feel alpha and am scoring some major points with a girl, Stacy comes to mind and haunts my every move. i fear of meeting another crazy bitch who will accuse me once more. i dont wanna deal with that again, now specially that i'm of legal age to go to prison. i'll revert back to my geeky, awkward, over cautious self. which ends in me losing all points i scored earlier...

meh....

thats my tail, any questions or comments?
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#145 - binomancha (12/10/2015) [-]
very crazy story bro
bit im glad you dont let stupid snit get in the way of your life
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#143 - irishjohnny (12/10/2015) [-]
Damn. The more and more stories I hear like this the more I start thinking this "Dating" thing might not be a good idea. Or I'll just have to wear a GoPro everywhere I go.
User avatar
#148 - curo (12/10/2015) [-]
well, in my opinion, the best option is just to be cautious.

in my paranoia, i've thought about getting hidden body cams for every day life in case of any bad confrontations i might come across, such as; a crazy psycho bitch like stacy, or maybe a crocked cop.
it wouldnt have to be a camera even, sometimes just audio is enough.

but putting my paranoia aside, we got to live and learn. i learned some signs to look out for so i dont repeat shit like this again. for example, if your bros tell you the chick your after is crazy (in a bad way), then you should probably listen to them, your bros probably have the best intention for you. dont let your dick guide you.
User avatar
#149 - irishjohnny (12/10/2015) [-]
Point.
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#146 - binomancha (12/10/2015) [-]
eh dont be scared if anything
ever happens just tell the truth
because more likely the girl will some how screw nerself over and
be found guilty if anything
User avatar
#147 - irishjohnny (12/10/2015) [-]
I'll keep that in mind.
#135 - so the following three days first counting wednesday …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Gonna die alone +5
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#136 - curo (12/10/2015) [-]
jim then tells me that stacy's ex broke up with her a few weeks prior to our first flirtations. seeing as were both latino, she tried to get her ex all jelly monster on my ass. and want to take her back. so after i left, she texted the ex trying to get his attention. but when she didnt get any replies from him, she texts FZ and tells him of the terrible tale about how evil me forced myself on her. and how she ended up crying she LATER specifies she to FZ that she cried on the inside, not outside where i would have noticed as i ravaged her breast, but i was too into to even notice. so Stacy now had FZ and his two best friends that were also into Stacy doing her bidding, spreading this rumor about me.

if it wasnt for two particular things, shit could have gotten a whole lot uglier. the damage may have already been done. god knows how fast that shit spread. in high school of less than 600 kids up to 150 per grade, 9-12 , rumors spread like wild fire. and something this juicy can not be stopped by any means. with half the day gone, lunch almost over, and not much else could be done for that day.

but the two things that kept it from getting bad were Jim being fully informed, and i have to thank my good reputation for helping me on this too. i was known around school for few things, mostly insignificant stuff. i wasnt a 'popular' kid, but i made great friends. nerd, cosplayer, geek, 'cool kid' among my dorky friends, nice guy white night >.> , sympathetic, carring, creative, blah blah blah, you get the idea.

and hearing me do such an action so out of character just didnt sit right with people. so that helped me hold things off on my end for the day until the next.
jim on the other hand made sure to clear my name among his classmates that knew or cared of the incident.
thankfully stacy and her gang backed off and didnt spread the rumor any further.

Thursday was only work, trying to locate everyone graced by the grapevine, and clear my name further. i dont recall much from that day, but i do recall the ending of Friday, when i talked to two older classmen who i looked up to. completely opposite in terms of views, actions, and appearance. lets call one Draft, and the other Pic.

part 3 of 4

almost done, already wrote down most of 4.
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#137 - curo (12/10/2015) [-]

PIc was visiting my 3 hour elective course that day, it was a free day since we finished work early, so we were watching a movie. i went to Pic and explained to him the basics of the situation. falsely accused, i've cleared my name up with kids, but what if it reaches adult ears? i then did what my sneaky, loop hole searching lawyer self was most proud of.
"hey pic, so i swore to her i couldnt tell anyone... but i wrote it down here... like a diary or something?... im a leave my book open on this page over here while i go to the other side of the room and get some pizza... 'dont' look at it" and walked away.

that bastard didnt follow my directions and read the book, even though i told him not to wink [spoiler] wink wink [/spoiler].

i started heading back when i noticed him closing the book and putting it to the side.
he then told me that that chick was crazy, and that the club president was right, i should talk to someone if shit happens. i got a solid argument, but be cautious, Stacy sounded dangerous.

Draft shared that 3 hour elective with me. i did somewhat the same thing with draft.
Draft needed to get something from his car, and the teacher made me go with him to make sure he didnt blew off school. during the walk i asked him bout his girl experience. and bluntly asked if hed been accused before. at this point i say fuck it to the swear and but read from the book as we walk.

his advice was along the lines of;
most girls are crazy, and this happens way more often than it needs to. as long as she didnt tell 'no' or 'stop' after giving you initial permission, you should be good. it's not rape if she regrets it afterwards. and as long as i stopped right away after being asked to, i havent done anything wrong.

he then went on to tell me about some of his experiences and how he dealt with them. but i was relieved.

part 4 of 4
_______________________

so what happened after? well, i graduated top of my class, went to mit, and became a dinosaur.
no, not really.

while it was a big scare, not much happened. i dont remember much negative aftermath towards me after the incident.

though...
something i had forgotten about; the president lost respect for me, or began to have an ill will agaisnt me or something.
i forgot until now that during an officer meeting, talking about planning for the future year of the club, the pressident mentioned us getting new younger members. and since stacy was a year under me, the president warned me not to go near or touch the new girls, in front of the rest of the officers.

like, really? do you really feel the need to tell me the obvious?
we already established the thing with stacy was just craving her ex's attention. im not that type of person. did i rub you the wrong way sometime between then and now?

though it could have been that bitterness we had against one another flaring up...



stacy on the other hand continued her downhill spiral. desperately trying to get her ex's attention, manipulating FZ into doing her bidding. last i remember she was on suicide watch list inside the hospital. she may have had depression too? idk

i still wanted to be her friend and help her through her rough time. yes she pulled a mega bitch move on me, but im the better person, i'll turn the other cheek, and try to help a friend in need. but it didnt work out in the end. she pushed everyone away.
__________
i dont think much of her on the normal day to day basis. but when ever i feel alpha and am scoring some major points with a girl, Stacy comes to mind and haunts my every move. i fear of meeting another crazy bitch who will accuse me once more. i dont wanna deal with that again, now specially that i'm of legal age to go to prison. i'll revert back to my geeky, awkward, over cautious self. which ends in me losing all points i scored earlier...

meh....

thats my tail, any questions or comments?
User avatar
#145 - binomancha (12/10/2015) [-]
very crazy story bro
bit im glad you dont let stupid snit get in the way of your life
User avatar
#143 - irishjohnny (12/10/2015) [-]
Damn. The more and more stories I hear like this the more I start thinking this "Dating" thing might not be a good idea. Or I'll just have to wear a GoPro everywhere I go.
User avatar
#148 - curo (12/10/2015) [-]
well, in my opinion, the best option is just to be cautious.

in my paranoia, i've thought about getting hidden body cams for every day life in case of any bad confrontations i might come across, such as; a crazy psycho bitch like stacy, or maybe a crocked cop.
it wouldnt have to be a camera even, sometimes just audio is enough.

but putting my paranoia aside, we got to live and learn. i learned some signs to look out for so i dont repeat shit like this again. for example, if your bros tell you the chick your after is crazy (in a bad way), then you should probably listen to them, your bros probably have the best intention for you. dont let your dick guide you.
User avatar
#149 - irishjohnny (12/10/2015) [-]
Point.
User avatar
#146 - binomancha (12/10/2015) [-]
eh dont be scared if anything
ever happens just tell the truth
because more likely the girl will some how screw nerself over and
be found guilty if anything
User avatar
#147 - irishjohnny (12/10/2015) [-]
I'll keep that in mind.
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