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User avatar #993 - vortexrain (07/23/2014) [-]
Bullshit, you'd make another account. Satan knows I would.
#76 - I don't understand what is going on, what it has to do with ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Filthy Frank +3
#91 - magicboudha (07/23/2014) [-]
Lol I was just fucking around withyou, dunno why I got red thumbed tho
#73 - wut  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Filthy Frank +5
#74 - magicboudha (07/23/2014) [-]
You really can't stop yourself, can't you?
#76 - cupotruth (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't understand what is going on, what it has to do with baptist priests and harleys or really whether or not you're insulting me.

So to reiterate:

wut
#91 - magicboudha (07/23/2014) [-]
Lol I was just fucking around withyou, dunno why I got red thumbed tho
#71 - You really impressed us with your lack luster trolling. …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Filthy Frank +5
#72 - magicboudha (07/23/2014) [-]
Saying '' I'm sure you'll be successful in life '' or something along those lines is like saying '' Yeah, I don't really because im a retarded baptist priest that rides a Harley ''
#73 - cupotruth (07/23/2014) [-]
wut
#74 - magicboudha (07/23/2014) [-]
You really can't stop yourself, can't you?
#76 - cupotruth (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't understand what is going on, what it has to do with baptist priests and harleys or really whether or not you're insulting me.

So to reiterate:

wut
#91 - magicboudha (07/23/2014) [-]
Lol I was just fucking around withyou, dunno why I got red thumbed tho
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User avatar #6694 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I'll try to if I can remember, friend.
#6687 - Then together but supportive rather than dictating sounds like…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6688 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I like the idea of that. I think I might bring it up to him soon.
User avatar #6689 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Good, well I hope things work out stranger.

Please tell me what happens if you can.
User avatar #6694 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I'll try to if I can remember, friend.
#6684 - Well what you need to do is remember what I've said that weigh…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6685 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
A problem I have with the alone thing is...I'm terrified of being alone. For all of my elementary school life I was alone and had nearly no friends and tried my hardest to push others away. Needless to say I do not want to go back to that and have grown a deep fear of it.
User avatar #6687 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Then together but supportive rather than dictating sounds like what you need.

Someone there to help you if you need it but not there to watch over like a nanny and correct every mistake.

A friend and just a friend but if that's not available then try and explain it to the guy.
User avatar #6688 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I like the idea of that. I think I might bring it up to him soon.
User avatar #6689 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Good, well I hope things work out stranger.

Please tell me what happens if you can.
User avatar #6694 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I'll try to if I can remember, friend.
#6680 - Now we are getting somewhere. This guy sounds like a …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6683 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
Thanks friend. This is all very good advice and I think I'll try and take it to heart.

As far as weight loss goes, I've been trying for a bit. I recently had a break down after spending some time with that guy because I felt like I had too little...shall we say agency in matters? Since then I just kinda stopped working out. I don't feel as though it was solely his fault, but I do feel as though the conflict of deciding didn't exactly help anything.
User avatar #6684 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Well what you need to do is remember what I've said that weight loss can help in any situation and stop thinking of it solely for him.

It will give you this sense of success and will power that will really carry you trust me.

Try working out alone and in any way you can because that's what helps me, I like to be alone because it gives me the sense that it is my fight.

But really in the end the best you can do is try and find your own way.
User avatar #6685 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
A problem I have with the alone thing is...I'm terrified of being alone. For all of my elementary school life I was alone and had nearly no friends and tried my hardest to push others away. Needless to say I do not want to go back to that and have grown a deep fear of it.
User avatar #6687 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Then together but supportive rather than dictating sounds like what you need.

Someone there to help you if you need it but not there to watch over like a nanny and correct every mistake.

A friend and just a friend but if that's not available then try and explain it to the guy.
User avatar #6688 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I like the idea of that. I think I might bring it up to him soon.
User avatar #6689 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Good, well I hope things work out stranger.

Please tell me what happens if you can.
User avatar #6694 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I'll try to if I can remember, friend.
#6677 - Woah now that is a good amount of weight. Now I don't…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6678 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I'm about 250 or so pounds, so that'd put me at about 190 to 170. He just wants me to look attractive, so I might just be able to lose 20 and just gain a lot of muscle or something, I dunno man.
His offer stretches for quite some time, he just wants me to keep loosing it.

I started dating her after my last relationship ended, I took about a month in between and did really not a lot romantically. She had been waiting about 8 months or so to date me and begging me the whole time so I felt bad as it was...I think she and I start to drift apart any time I really start to hang out with my friends alot, as she has none so she's isolated a lot when I'm with my friends. She also refuses to talk to them and try to be their friends, so that's pretty bad too.
User avatar #6680 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Now we are getting somewhere.

This guy sounds like a good influence mainly because it doesn't sound like a mandate to me more of a encouragement which is good.

The girl also sounds very clingy but it is understandable due to her isolation but I have to admit without willingness to connect I don't see you going anywhere with her.

I personally recommend you break it off with her but do not do it for the sole reason of going out with this other guy. Make sure you understand how you can benefit from a time without her and explain it to her like you did to me but as gently as you can.

You can take my advice and if you do or do not please tell me the results but in conclusion breaking it off with the girl is a good idea but make sure she understands why and accepts it and see how it goes with the guy and try and be a bit healthier.

Never feel discouraged about the weightloss and trust me losing weight will be beneficial no matter what goals you're reaching for.

Anything else you would like to address or tell me and I will be happy to help you anyway I can.
User avatar #6683 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
Thanks friend. This is all very good advice and I think I'll try and take it to heart.

As far as weight loss goes, I've been trying for a bit. I recently had a break down after spending some time with that guy because I felt like I had too little...shall we say agency in matters? Since then I just kinda stopped working out. I don't feel as though it was solely his fault, but I do feel as though the conflict of deciding didn't exactly help anything.
User avatar #6684 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Well what you need to do is remember what I've said that weight loss can help in any situation and stop thinking of it solely for him.

It will give you this sense of success and will power that will really carry you trust me.

Try working out alone and in any way you can because that's what helps me, I like to be alone because it gives me the sense that it is my fight.

But really in the end the best you can do is try and find your own way.
User avatar #6685 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
A problem I have with the alone thing is...I'm terrified of being alone. For all of my elementary school life I was alone and had nearly no friends and tried my hardest to push others away. Needless to say I do not want to go back to that and have grown a deep fear of it.
User avatar #6687 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Then together but supportive rather than dictating sounds like what you need.

Someone there to help you if you need it but not there to watch over like a nanny and correct every mistake.

A friend and just a friend but if that's not available then try and explain it to the guy.
User avatar #6688 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I like the idea of that. I think I might bring it up to him soon.
User avatar #6689 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Good, well I hope things work out stranger.

Please tell me what happens if you can.
User avatar #6694 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I'll try to if I can remember, friend.
#6675 - In a year or two. A lot can happen in a year or two. …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6676 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
He's very attractive and a good friend at heart, but he's a bit narcissistic. He does try and correct his flaws and is very willing to try things with me, even if he doesn't wanna at first. He's also willing to date me if I lose a bit of weight. (about 60-80 pounds probably)
User avatar #6677 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Woah now that is a good amount of weight.

Now I don't know who he is and he may well be very worth it but still that sounds like a steep price for someone's affection.

Not that I'm saying you shouldn't, weight loss is a very good thing and it is great to feel good with someone you care for but still that is a fair amount of weight to lose.

Unless of course his offer stretches a good amount of time allowing you to do this which by all means go ahead but be sure to remember that people's affections are fickle and by the time you're done somethings might not be certain.

My next question is describe why and how you first started dating your girlfriend and tell me when you believe it went wrong and why.
User avatar #6678 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I'm about 250 or so pounds, so that'd put me at about 190 to 170. He just wants me to look attractive, so I might just be able to lose 20 and just gain a lot of muscle or something, I dunno man.
His offer stretches for quite some time, he just wants me to keep loosing it.

I started dating her after my last relationship ended, I took about a month in between and did really not a lot romantically. She had been waiting about 8 months or so to date me and begging me the whole time so I felt bad as it was...I think she and I start to drift apart any time I really start to hang out with my friends alot, as she has none so she's isolated a lot when I'm with my friends. She also refuses to talk to them and try to be their friends, so that's pretty bad too.
User avatar #6680 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Now we are getting somewhere.

This guy sounds like a good influence mainly because it doesn't sound like a mandate to me more of a encouragement which is good.

The girl also sounds very clingy but it is understandable due to her isolation but I have to admit without willingness to connect I don't see you going anywhere with her.

I personally recommend you break it off with her but do not do it for the sole reason of going out with this other guy. Make sure you understand how you can benefit from a time without her and explain it to her like you did to me but as gently as you can.

You can take my advice and if you do or do not please tell me the results but in conclusion breaking it off with the girl is a good idea but make sure she understands why and accepts it and see how it goes with the guy and try and be a bit healthier.

Never feel discouraged about the weightloss and trust me losing weight will be beneficial no matter what goals you're reaching for.

Anything else you would like to address or tell me and I will be happy to help you anyway I can.
User avatar #6683 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
Thanks friend. This is all very good advice and I think I'll try and take it to heart.

As far as weight loss goes, I've been trying for a bit. I recently had a break down after spending some time with that guy because I felt like I had too little...shall we say agency in matters? Since then I just kinda stopped working out. I don't feel as though it was solely his fault, but I do feel as though the conflict of deciding didn't exactly help anything.
User avatar #6684 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Well what you need to do is remember what I've said that weight loss can help in any situation and stop thinking of it solely for him.

It will give you this sense of success and will power that will really carry you trust me.

Try working out alone and in any way you can because that's what helps me, I like to be alone because it gives me the sense that it is my fight.

But really in the end the best you can do is try and find your own way.
User avatar #6685 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
A problem I have with the alone thing is...I'm terrified of being alone. For all of my elementary school life I was alone and had nearly no friends and tried my hardest to push others away. Needless to say I do not want to go back to that and have grown a deep fear of it.
User avatar #6687 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Then together but supportive rather than dictating sounds like what you need.

Someone there to help you if you need it but not there to watch over like a nanny and correct every mistake.

A friend and just a friend but if that's not available then try and explain it to the guy.
User avatar #6688 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I like the idea of that. I think I might bring it up to him soon.
User avatar #6689 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Good, well I hope things work out stranger.

Please tell me what happens if you can.
User avatar #6694 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I'll try to if I can remember, friend.
#6673 - Is there a chance of the girl being near you again? M…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6674 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
In about a year or two she may move near me, or she may spend 4 years for schooling. She and I have never lived near one another though...
User avatar #6675 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
In a year or two.

A lot can happen in a year or two.

Describe the guy and your projected chances with him.
User avatar #6676 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
He's very attractive and a good friend at heart, but he's a bit narcissistic. He does try and correct his flaws and is very willing to try things with me, even if he doesn't wanna at first. He's also willing to date me if I lose a bit of weight. (about 60-80 pounds probably)
User avatar #6677 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Woah now that is a good amount of weight.

Now I don't know who he is and he may well be very worth it but still that sounds like a steep price for someone's affection.

Not that I'm saying you shouldn't, weight loss is a very good thing and it is great to feel good with someone you care for but still that is a fair amount of weight to lose.

Unless of course his offer stretches a good amount of time allowing you to do this which by all means go ahead but be sure to remember that people's affections are fickle and by the time you're done somethings might not be certain.

My next question is describe why and how you first started dating your girlfriend and tell me when you believe it went wrong and why.
User avatar #6678 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I'm about 250 or so pounds, so that'd put me at about 190 to 170. He just wants me to look attractive, so I might just be able to lose 20 and just gain a lot of muscle or something, I dunno man.
His offer stretches for quite some time, he just wants me to keep loosing it.

I started dating her after my last relationship ended, I took about a month in between and did really not a lot romantically. She had been waiting about 8 months or so to date me and begging me the whole time so I felt bad as it was...I think she and I start to drift apart any time I really start to hang out with my friends alot, as she has none so she's isolated a lot when I'm with my friends. She also refuses to talk to them and try to be their friends, so that's pretty bad too.
User avatar #6680 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Now we are getting somewhere.

This guy sounds like a good influence mainly because it doesn't sound like a mandate to me more of a encouragement which is good.

The girl also sounds very clingy but it is understandable due to her isolation but I have to admit without willingness to connect I don't see you going anywhere with her.

I personally recommend you break it off with her but do not do it for the sole reason of going out with this other guy. Make sure you understand how you can benefit from a time without her and explain it to her like you did to me but as gently as you can.

You can take my advice and if you do or do not please tell me the results but in conclusion breaking it off with the girl is a good idea but make sure she understands why and accepts it and see how it goes with the guy and try and be a bit healthier.

Never feel discouraged about the weightloss and trust me losing weight will be beneficial no matter what goals you're reaching for.

Anything else you would like to address or tell me and I will be happy to help you anyway I can.
User avatar #6683 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
Thanks friend. This is all very good advice and I think I'll try and take it to heart.

As far as weight loss goes, I've been trying for a bit. I recently had a break down after spending some time with that guy because I felt like I had too little...shall we say agency in matters? Since then I just kinda stopped working out. I don't feel as though it was solely his fault, but I do feel as though the conflict of deciding didn't exactly help anything.
User avatar #6684 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Well what you need to do is remember what I've said that weight loss can help in any situation and stop thinking of it solely for him.

It will give you this sense of success and will power that will really carry you trust me.

Try working out alone and in any way you can because that's what helps me, I like to be alone because it gives me the sense that it is my fight.

But really in the end the best you can do is try and find your own way.
User avatar #6685 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
A problem I have with the alone thing is...I'm terrified of being alone. For all of my elementary school life I was alone and had nearly no friends and tried my hardest to push others away. Needless to say I do not want to go back to that and have grown a deep fear of it.
User avatar #6687 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Then together but supportive rather than dictating sounds like what you need.

Someone there to help you if you need it but not there to watch over like a nanny and correct every mistake.

A friend and just a friend but if that's not available then try and explain it to the guy.
User avatar #6688 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I like the idea of that. I think I might bring it up to him soon.
User avatar #6689 - cupotruth (07/19/2014) [-]
Good, well I hope things work out stranger.

Please tell me what happens if you can.
User avatar #6694 - zaperzero (07/19/2014) [-]
I'll try to if I can remember, friend.
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