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#148 - Well there are two things man: feminist and feminazi. … 7 hours ago on Fucking grow some skin 0
#57 - Oh I get it, it's like making a ship in a bottle then…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on America 0
User avatar #58 - dovahben (9 hours ago) [-]
A ship in a bottle is an excellent example. I couldn't really think of one. Also, I guess those people who make entire "down to the blades of grass" accurate model train towns would be another good one as well.
#55 - Yeah, I feel like the whole "it's my right" thing is… 9 hours ago on America 0
#32 - I have a legitimate question just because I don't get it. …  [+] (32 new replies) 9 hours ago on America +3
#176 - xxxsonic fanxxx (4 hours ago) [-]
The second easiest answer is self-defense.
#156 - apurpleliger (5 hours ago) [-]
I just enjoy shooting guns. Have you ever shot a gun? It's just a fun past time. It's like how some people like to go play soccer on the weekends. It's an exciting hobby where you can actively build and improve your skill.
#152 - baditch (5 hours ago) [-]
For me it's more about the principle. Owning one isn't as important to me as being able to own one.
User avatar #149 - realaccount (5 hours ago) [-]
The US was created from a revolution. The right to bear arms is given to the people just in case we just so happen to degrade into a shitty government, and we have to try to fight back again. T hen you have to consider hunting. You can't exactly shoot deer with your bow all the time.
User avatar #133 - durkadurka (5 hours ago) [-]
Don't own one yet, but plan to. Why? Well...

1. It's a fun hobby, like how some people enjoy golfing or sailing or camping or whatever.
2. It's not a bad idea for self defense.
3. I believe it's part of of our civic duty. Every citizen should be willing to defend their country, from any threat. This is how you maintain a republic.
#108 - xxxsonic fanxxx (6 hours ago) [-]
the reason is 2 fold.
1. it was/is the right to defended rights. because allowing normal people to have them meant that the government couldn't strong arm them with guns. ( like what Europe did/ does) more info look up the beer rebellion

2. many people hunt, and for a large % (5-10% per state) of people hunting bring in a large amount of there yearly food. U.S ag determent
User avatar #87 - truesmokewolf (7 hours ago) [-]
First of all, the American people are terrifying to invading governments. In WWII, the Japanese did not even attempt a land invasion of the West Coast for the simple fact that the commander was afraid of the armed citizens. Insurgency is impossible to fight.

The way our Government is, it has no power. It is at the whim of the people, as exemplified last year when 3 billion in debt resulted in a week-long standoff between national guard and private citizens through which means the wrongful billing was cleared. We will never be oppressed by our Gov't.

Also, in Germany, with a sword, a man went on a rampage with a sword and killed more than 15 people. He might get 3 people here before someone puts one in his head. Personal protection. When every second counts, the police are only minutes away. Speaking of police, they're lazy as fuck and corrupt as Hell around here. Seem to think they have all the power for some reason.
User avatar #83 - thomasman (7 hours ago) [-]
>Nigga comes into house with gun
>Jokes on him, you have one too
>Nigga b ded
>U not ded

Some people like hunting, too
User avatar #67 - LtMcG (8 hours ago) [-]
Same reason really why you want anything.
User avatar #66 - jimmydeenbomb (8 hours ago) [-]
basically the English forced us into a war that we were against, then because the British were about as war hungry as America is today decided "hey let's make the colonies pay for the war because we're short on funds and hate French people!" The colonies responded with "dafuq brah? We aint paying for shit"

"Ok, you're grounded, no more guns until you pay your taxes." And thats when the fight started.

We HAD it in place to protect against tyranny. Today it isnt for that purpose, seeing as the military can have predator drones and civilians can't. at this point its more tradition than anything.

TL;DR it's our way, you dont question why Asians cant drive, stop questioning why Americans like things that go boom.
User avatar #64 - twofreegerbils (8 hours ago) [-]
When you hear your window getting busted in the middle of the night, you will understand the desire for a gun.
User avatar #59 - pwnagraphy (8 hours ago) [-]
It was basically an insurance policy back when the constitution was written. If the government got crazy with power and started doing whatever the fuck they wanted the people would be armed and ready to stop their bullshit

Nowadays it's for hunting, hobby, fun, and Home and Self Defense, although Liberals will tell you that if someone tries to rob you/break into your home it's your fault and that guns are for evil baby killers and that anyone with a gun suddenly cannot be killed or harmed in any way shape or form until either their baby killing bloodlust has been sated or a Hero Cop saves children and say to vote for Obama

Personally I have guns for home defense, fun, and in case some form of worldwide emergency (I.E. Fallout, World War, disease/disaster causes looting, etc.) DOES actually happen, I'm not absolutely helpless to someone who does have a weapon Also to fight the NWO Lizard men. You can't fool me motherfucker
User avatar #209 - lieutenantderp (3 hours ago) [-]
made me kek
#76 - sspacecore (7 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #54 - dovahben (9 hours ago) [-]
It's a hobby to me. Collecting and refurbishing takes up a good chunk of time and they can look pretty damn nice when their taken care of. I think a person who is anal about keeping their belongings clean would enjoy a hobby like shooting or collecting firearms. It's pretty time consuming to make sure everything is perfect. I'm just a man of precision and so naturally a hobby that requires such is a perfect fit for me. That and the shit goes boom, ya hear? BOOM!
#57 - cupotruth (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh I get it, it's like making a ship in a bottle

then turning the bottle into a Molotov Cocktail and throwing it

I like this idea
User avatar #58 - dovahben (9 hours ago) [-]
A ship in a bottle is an excellent example. I couldn't really think of one. Also, I guess those people who make entire "down to the blades of grass" accurate model train towns would be another good one as well.
#44 - jazzfunkington (9 hours ago) [-]
A very large part of the reason that the right to bear arms was included in the Constitution was in regards to a state militia. It was insurance that you would at least have a chance against the federal government (Since keep in mind, that was a valid fear at the time).

Nowadays, some states, such as the great Ohio, have militias, which sort of validates the right, but for the most part, people have guns for a hobby, for hunting, or for my favorite reason, "It's my God-Given right and nun'ya liberals can take it away from me".
#55 - cupotruth (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I feel like the whole "it's my right" thing isn't that great.

I mean people have the right to free speech but you don't speak to just speak, you speak to get a point across.

Thanks though, I like you because you seem to share a lot stuff with me because I too have no problem with guns but I don't like the whole "damn hippy libruls and their takin the bible out of ma ejukation" because their perfectly legitimate arguments to make.
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (9 hours ago) [-]
It is to take back power from a government that has gotten out of control. not our current current government, but a potential out of control government. It is hard to take people away to extermination camps when they all have guns. Second is for hunting. No not for just sport many people can hunt for much less than it costs to go by from a store. example for me a deer tag is $35. a box of ammunition $8. that deer has a lot of meet. saves a lot of money. then throughout the year there is elk, duck, goose, rabbit, all kinds a birds, moose, and antelope (prong horn) need a shot gun, a 22, a 7mm and so on
#281 - xxxsonic fanxxx (35 minutes ago) [-]
I am pretty sure it is out of control atm, yet nothing is happening.
#261 - notsowiggly (1 hour ago) [-]
The government may not be out of control on it's own people, but it's doing some fucked up shit elsewhere. Bout time to speak up, and maybe kick in some teeth.
User avatar #207 - lieutenantderp (3 hours ago) [-]
but..but do you really expect a few armed militiamen can take down the US military? I'm all pro-guns but it's not all that practical..
User avatar #157 - nigeltheoutlaw (5 hours ago) [-]
Anyone who thinks their .308 hunting rifle and 9mm Glock could stand up to the most powerful military on the planet makes me kek hard. The best you could do is be a minor annoyance through guerrilla warfare until the government starts carpet bombing, napalm, or chemical warfare. I mean, if it's corrupt and evil it's not going to play fair like it has in recent conflicts. Not to mention all of the armor, air power, UAVs, etc.
#248 - xxxsonic fanxxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Frankly, it's more to defend yourself from a tyrannical government than it is to fight it at this day in age.
User avatar #38 - swagloon (9 hours ago) [-]
I don't have a gun but the only reason I would want to get one is so I can take up hunting. I feel like that's a is a useful skill.
Also I would imagine they are fun; go to the gun range, make some good shots, feel good about how great you are.
User avatar #33 - altairibnlaahad (9 hours ago) [-]
Personally for me, I have a shotgun and a rifle I use to hunt Deer and various birds.

I have a pistol I use for a CCW because a lot of my work is in one of the most dangerous cities in the nation.
#39 - tyroneisanigger (9 hours ago) [-]
so where do you work?
User avatar #70 - altairibnlaahad (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm a technician in the St. Louis area.
#140 - tyroneisanigger (5 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't say St. Louis is one of the most dangerous cities in the nation. It's mostly East St. Louis where all the nignogs are. I basically grew up in there area, and say many other white, middle class, mostly upper middle class families raising children there.
User avatar #142 - altairibnlaahad (5 hours ago) [-]
St. Louis is/was ranked #1 most dangerous city in America, even with East STL.

I mean, sure, if you're in West County/St. Charles County, it's pretty safe

I'm constantly in the Central West end/ North County/ South County, where all the nig nogs are outside of East STL.
#144 - tyroneisanigger (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm a cop in Chicago, not too far from STL and I go numb to this stuff after a while. Once you see enough crime you don't think it can get much worse.
Didn't know STL was #1 in the nation, even more than Detroit. Felt pretty safe when I was growing up..
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#32 - sas (10/19/2014) [-]
Wow you are so smooth
Can you please teach me how to become as cool as you?
#34 - cupotruth (10/19/2014) [-]
Step 1: masturbate

Step 2: argue on the internet constantly and piss away all your potential

Step 3: actively avoid people

congratulations you are now me
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#27 - sas (10/19/2014) [-]
But you, my friend. You are not funny at all.
If you payed enough attention, you'd also see that thereĀ“s no such thing as art on the internet, and as a wise man once said. "cum once, shame on you. Cum twice, shame on me"

I can use cool meme-pictures aswell DDDDDDDDDDDD

and btw, I cannot tell you about the mountains of pussy that I get from being this cool, but the view is great from the mountain of cock I'm getting

#30 - cupotruth (10/19/2014) [-]
I see you're going with the ironic self-deprecation counter to me pointing out that you're a hypocrite.

Well chosen, that results in +10 defense against criticism and +15 defense against logic.

I mean downside is it's also -50 from non-b8-m8-no-h8 but hey it's the internet so who cares.

If you do care though I found your response too dry, calling yourself a faggot is way too easy and you gotta really work at b8 and I feel you could have put more effort into your it like that naruto asshole.

GG no re bro.
#32 - sas (10/19/2014) [-]
Wow you are so smooth
Can you please teach me how to become as cool as you?
#34 - cupotruth (10/19/2014) [-]
Step 1: masturbate

Step 2: argue on the internet constantly and piss away all your potential

Step 3: actively avoid people

congratulations you are now me
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
I can't understand a thing you said, except for the part where you are a faggot.

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