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#59 - Im glad someone got the reference 01/13/2016 on Skiing accident 0
#105 - Just went to see the movie again...100% dead. But fear not. Ky… 01/09/2016 on occupation +1
#12 - Im aware that the armor can theoretically "bounce" a…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/08/2016 on occupation -8
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#13 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Youre not getting me, im saying that his death was just about inconclusive enough that the director can bring him back without it being retarded
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#15 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Kylo ren got shot by it too, he barely even gave a fuck and TR-8R seems to be more fit than he is considering how much faster he is
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#24 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
>Kylo Ren has stupidly powerful force abilities

The guy who got outforced by Rey in a couple minutes, who had basically never used it before then? He's weak as fuck.
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#18 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Point blank... you mean several meters away?
Not that it really matters when it comes to laser weapons anyhow
Lets say it like this instead then, Anakin survived losing all his limbs and burning alive next to fucking lava, and that took some time before Sheev came to help him
TR-8R could survive as long as the director wants to dude
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#20 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
He fucking got cooked in his own blood dude
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#25 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
>implying maul is any different¨
hes just some random ass sith who got whooped with 0 character development
TR-8R has stood out FAR from any other stormtrooper with different weaponry, actually acting with feelings, kicking ass etc
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#44 - novus (01/08/2016) [-]
I'll agree with you that TR-8R could be brought back, but only I think because of this internet hype. Normally, a stormtrooper shot is a stormtrooper dead. However, movie logic dictates that a person is not dead until you see their eyes close and their head roll to the side. Even a certain important person falling off of a cliff could theoretically be brought back in the next movie, because we never saw the actual death. "He fell into water at the bottom and someone found him and stuck him in a bacta tank!" But script-writing ex machina aside, TR-8R is definitely dead.
#86 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Dude it's not worth it. These faggots seem dead set to want that shit cunt back so they can have a wank during starwars 8
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#70 - YllekNayr (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't think admiralen is arguing that he SHOULD, but that he COULD
#10 - By that logic everyone on alderaan is fine and dandy  [+] (15 new replies) 01/08/2016 on occupation -8
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#11 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Theres a difference between seeing people literally explode and have jedi do exposition about their suffering and having a dude get laser on his armor that doesnt penetrate the armor
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#12 - cupofprotection (01/08/2016) [-]
Im aware that the armor can theoretically "bounce" an indirect blaster shot. Though that never happens in any of the 7 films. So again. Hes dead
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#13 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Youre not getting me, im saying that his death was just about inconclusive enough that the director can bring him back without it being retarded
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#15 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Kylo ren got shot by it too, he barely even gave a fuck and TR-8R seems to be more fit than he is considering how much faster he is
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#24 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
>Kylo Ren has stupidly powerful force abilities

The guy who got outforced by Rey in a couple minutes, who had basically never used it before then? He's weak as fuck.
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#18 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Point blank... you mean several meters away?
Not that it really matters when it comes to laser weapons anyhow
Lets say it like this instead then, Anakin survived losing all his limbs and burning alive next to fucking lava, and that took some time before Sheev came to help him
TR-8R could survive as long as the director wants to dude
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#20 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
He fucking got cooked in his own blood dude
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#25 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
>implying maul is any different¨
hes just some random ass sith who got whooped with 0 character development
TR-8R has stood out FAR from any other stormtrooper with different weaponry, actually acting with feelings, kicking ass etc
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#44 - novus (01/08/2016) [-]
I'll agree with you that TR-8R could be brought back, but only I think because of this internet hype. Normally, a stormtrooper shot is a stormtrooper dead. However, movie logic dictates that a person is not dead until you see their eyes close and their head roll to the side. Even a certain important person falling off of a cliff could theoretically be brought back in the next movie, because we never saw the actual death. "He fell into water at the bottom and someone found him and stuck him in a bacta tank!" But script-writing ex machina aside, TR-8R is definitely dead.
#86 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Dude it's not worth it. These faggots seem dead set to want that shit cunt back so they can have a wank during starwars 8
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#70 - YllekNayr (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't think admiralen is arguing that he SHOULD, but that he COULD
#8 - Yeahhh no hes straight up dead  [+] (17 new replies) 01/08/2016 on occupation -7
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#9 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Only sith deal in such absolutes bro
Its a movie and you didnt see his funeral
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#10 - cupofprotection (01/08/2016) [-]
By that logic everyone on alderaan is fine and dandy
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#11 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Theres a difference between seeing people literally explode and have jedi do exposition about their suffering and having a dude get laser on his armor that doesnt penetrate the armor
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#12 - cupofprotection (01/08/2016) [-]
Im aware that the armor can theoretically "bounce" an indirect blaster shot. Though that never happens in any of the 7 films. So again. Hes dead
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#13 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Youre not getting me, im saying that his death was just about inconclusive enough that the director can bring him back without it being retarded
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#15 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Kylo ren got shot by it too, he barely even gave a fuck and TR-8R seems to be more fit than he is considering how much faster he is
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#24 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
>Kylo Ren has stupidly powerful force abilities

The guy who got outforced by Rey in a couple minutes, who had basically never used it before then? He's weak as fuck.
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#18 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Point blank... you mean several meters away?
Not that it really matters when it comes to laser weapons anyhow
Lets say it like this instead then, Anakin survived losing all his limbs and burning alive next to fucking lava, and that took some time before Sheev came to help him
TR-8R could survive as long as the director wants to dude
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#20 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
He fucking got cooked in his own blood dude
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#25 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
>implying maul is any different¨
hes just some random ass sith who got whooped with 0 character development
TR-8R has stood out FAR from any other stormtrooper with different weaponry, actually acting with feelings, kicking ass etc
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#44 - novus (01/08/2016) [-]
I'll agree with you that TR-8R could be brought back, but only I think because of this internet hype. Normally, a stormtrooper shot is a stormtrooper dead. However, movie logic dictates that a person is not dead until you see their eyes close and their head roll to the side. Even a certain important person falling off of a cliff could theoretically be brought back in the next movie, because we never saw the actual death. "He fell into water at the bottom and someone found him and stuck him in a bacta tank!" But script-writing ex machina aside, TR-8R is definitely dead.
#86 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Dude it's not worth it. These faggots seem dead set to want that shit cunt back so they can have a wank during starwars 8
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#70 - YllekNayr (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't think admiralen is arguing that he SHOULD, but that he COULD
#3 - Bill watterson was just ahead of the time  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Based Bill Waterson +13
#26 - alpako (01/08/2016) [-]
so was Craig McCracken
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#12 - novus (01/08/2016) [-]
Bill Watterson transcends time and space
#5 - Everyone seems to gloss over the fact that TR-8R dies like rig…  [+] (43 new replies) 01/08/2016 on occupation +54
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#105 - cupofprotection (01/09/2016) [-]
Just went to see the movie again...100% dead. But fear not. Kylo ren also yelled traitor and hes not dead. So move along, move along
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#92 - munchlord (01/08/2016) [-]
Marauder Shields died right after his appearance too. Doesn't make him less of a hero.
#102 - octavia (01/08/2016) [-]
#106 - tangedal (01/09/2016) [-]
**tangedal used "*roll picture*"**
**tangedal rolled image** Damn son, thats some smooth shit
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#81 - Bobtheblob (01/08/2016) [-]
I doubt he's dead. The bowcaster was like, the worst weapon in Jedi Academy. It was only a scratch.
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#80 - unikornking (01/08/2016) [-]
In the Star Wars official post where they acknowledge FN-2199, they say there is a possibility he will come back
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#68 - slapchoppin (01/08/2016) [-]
he isn't a man he's an idea

he's something we can all strive to be
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#91 - thesinful (01/08/2016) [-]
And ideas are blaster proof
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#58 - batmanbeyonddgrave (01/08/2016) [-]
I hope that the disney execs hear about the internets obsession with him, and bring him back, or give him an anthology movie
#52 - shigiddy (01/08/2016) [-]
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#22 - hellomynameisbill (01/08/2016) [-]
The death of a fucking HERO
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#7 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
You cant be sure, all that happens is that he gets some soot on his armor and they leave
Kylo Ren got shot in the side by the bowcaster explosivo maximum 3000 and barely flinched
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#36 - norkasthethird (01/08/2016) [-]
that's a sith apprentice, tr8-t0r is just a stormtrooper
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#26 - masdercheef (01/08/2016) [-]
Ren was shot somewhere in the lower torso by an enraged Wookiee from great distance. Surely, a grievous wound, but it's the kind that would take a while to kill a person, especially if the bowcaster shot cauterized the wound. (I'm aware that Bowcasters fire actual metal projectiles, but they're also energized and therefore, likely hot enough to cause similar heat damage to a blaster bolt). Considering the angle, the shot may have even missed vital organs, or just grazed them. The energy behind the shot would certainly still cause plenty of damage, however.

The Loyal Trooper, on the other hand, was shot by the very same Wookiee when he was much less emotional and therefore much more focused on proper aim, and the projectile impacted somewhere on his middle to upper back / chest. Much more likely to cause severe damage to the heart, lungs, or spine.

There wasn't just "some soot on his armor", he was shot clean through the upper chest by a metal rod charged with plasma.
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#50 - tonyxx (01/08/2016) [-]
Or the much more logical assumption that Kylo Ren wears good ass armor instead of the crappy shit that they give stormtroopers.
#45 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Dude. Han Solo shot (first) him.
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#28 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but literally everything in your belly area is damn important organs, if you pierce them then shit will be going on inside you fast, not shit you can move around, fight for 20 min, punch constantly and then just dont give a fuck
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#82 - hurpfry (01/08/2016) [-]
That WOULD be the case, but all TR-8R needs is his heart, for if he stays loyal and true, then the legend will never die.
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#29 - masdercheef (01/08/2016) [-]
Never mind the fact that Force-users are known to have healing abilities, right? Certainly not enough to completely repair the damage but presumably somebody as strong in the Force as Kylo Ren would be able to keep himself in one piece long enough to get aid.
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#30 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
You mean like how no other force user has been able to heal his liver, kidneys, intestines, and the incinerated parts?
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#31 - masdercheef (01/08/2016) [-]
Then it's just a plot element, man, what do you want from me? Important characters have almost always survived damage that would otherwise kill or incapacitate them. You yourself mentioned that Anakin Skywalker was cooked in his own fuckin' blood and he still survived. Maybe it's sheer power of will aided by the use of the Force, or maybe it's just deus ex machina. I don't know what else to say.
#35 - yoshtar (01/08/2016) [-]
Sith have been known to keep themselves functioning on sheer hatred and anger. It worked for Darth Maul when he was sliced in half so he could return during the Clone Wars animated series, an it worked for "Sleeps with Vibroblades" Darth Sion, who literally fell apart at the seams when Meetra Surik convinced him to let go of his pain and anger.

so there's probably something in there about undying anger.
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#75 - captchakid (01/08/2016) [-]
So you're saying they got an unlimited tryndamere ult?
#107 - yoshtar (01/09/2016) [-]
yes. exactly that.
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#32 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
That is literally my point dude, they director could bring him back since people have survived retarded shit before
You arent given a good look at his wounds or his condition after he is shot, they simply leave
So if the director wants to he can come back is what im saying
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#8 - cupofprotection (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeahhh no hes straight up dead
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#9 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Only sith deal in such absolutes bro
Its a movie and you didnt see his funeral
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#10 - cupofprotection (01/08/2016) [-]
By that logic everyone on alderaan is fine and dandy
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#11 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Theres a difference between seeing people literally explode and have jedi do exposition about their suffering and having a dude get laser on his armor that doesnt penetrate the armor
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#12 - cupofprotection (01/08/2016) [-]
Im aware that the armor can theoretically "bounce" an indirect blaster shot. Though that never happens in any of the 7 films. So again. Hes dead
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#13 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Youre not getting me, im saying that his death was just about inconclusive enough that the director can bring him back without it being retarded
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#15 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Kylo ren got shot by it too, he barely even gave a fuck and TR-8R seems to be more fit than he is considering how much faster he is
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#24 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
>Kylo Ren has stupidly powerful force abilities

The guy who got outforced by Rey in a couple minutes, who had basically never used it before then? He's weak as fuck.
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#18 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Point blank... you mean several meters away?
Not that it really matters when it comes to laser weapons anyhow
Lets say it like this instead then, Anakin survived losing all his limbs and burning alive next to fucking lava, and that took some time before Sheev came to help him
TR-8R could survive as long as the director wants to dude
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#20 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
He fucking got cooked in his own blood dude
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#25 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
>implying maul is any different¨
hes just some random ass sith who got whooped with 0 character development
TR-8R has stood out FAR from any other stormtrooper with different weaponry, actually acting with feelings, kicking ass etc
User avatar
#44 - novus (01/08/2016) [-]
I'll agree with you that TR-8R could be brought back, but only I think because of this internet hype. Normally, a stormtrooper shot is a stormtrooper dead. However, movie logic dictates that a person is not dead until you see their eyes close and their head roll to the side. Even a certain important person falling off of a cliff could theoretically be brought back in the next movie, because we never saw the actual death. "He fell into water at the bottom and someone found him and stuck him in a bacta tank!" But script-writing ex machina aside, TR-8R is definitely dead.
#86 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Dude it's not worth it. These faggots seem dead set to want that shit cunt back so they can have a wank during starwars 8
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#70 - YllekNayr (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't think admiralen is arguing that he SHOULD, but that he COULD
#19 - I had that same problem 01/08/2016 on what i come home to... 0
#16 - This joke is like 2 decades late  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Bringing this back in 2016 -2
#27 - chokebee (01/03/2016) [-]
You're 2 decades too late to be just a joke.
#36 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
No chill today, son. Btfo.
#3 - This show...is just the best. If you havent watched it do so, … 01/01/2016 on We all need a place like this +7
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