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Age: 113
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Date Signed Up:7/20/2013
Last Login:4/20/2015
Location:A cunty kitchen
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#90 - i hate you mum  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on cunttoaster's profile 0
User avatar #91 - rattman (01/24/2015) [-]
Same.
#166161 - think is he's not he's a dickbag  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #166193 - drastronomy (12/10/2014) [-]
Then we're in the same boat
#166159 - but this person was my bestfriend  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #166160 - drastronomy (12/10/2014) [-]
ït is worse to be left for an enemy. A friend is ok, since you know they are a good person. You know she got what she deserves - a good person. An enemy, not so much.
User avatar #166161 - cunttoaster (12/10/2014) [-]
think is he's not he's a dickbag
User avatar #166193 - drastronomy (12/10/2014) [-]
Then we're in the same boat
#166154 - i don't go to school  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #166158 - drastronomy (12/10/2014) [-]
workplace massacre

university massacre


or you can do what everyone else does: stay home and fap into the same tissues you wiped your tears with

hell, thats what i do. The girl i loved is in a relationship with the biggest cunt i have ever known - he has bullied several people, spread rumours about me, beat up a bunch of people and got away with it because he is a nigger, and left me behind at my school without telling me the bus had come, which is 2 hours away from home, after a major surgery involving a lot of pain.

It is depressing as fuck, but just power on through it. It will get better
User avatar #166159 - cunttoaster (12/10/2014) [-]
but this person was my bestfriend
User avatar #166160 - drastronomy (12/10/2014) [-]
ït is worse to be left for an enemy. A friend is ok, since you know they are a good person. You know she got what she deserves - a good person. An enemy, not so much.
User avatar #166161 - cunttoaster (12/10/2014) [-]
think is he's not he's a dickbag
User avatar #166193 - drastronomy (12/10/2014) [-]
Then we're in the same boat
#166151 - just found out someone i called my best friend and the girl i …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#166221 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
get a new friend. he won't be spending time with you anyway now that he has a girl.
even if he did he would just talk about said girl.

find a new friend, find a new girl. tis part of life. find a hobby, workout, move, focus on work. shit man theres a million things you could do.
User avatar #166200 - mahnamesjakers (12/10/2014) [-]
I just dealt with a similar situation where the girl I dated for a few months was fucking a guy I knew behind my back. It was after we had broken up but we were friends and still hung out and did shit but she never told me about him. Just keep telling yourself that you're better than they are and that its her loss.
User avatar #166153 - drastronomy (12/10/2014) [-]
School massacre
User avatar #166154 - cunttoaster (12/10/2014) [-]
i don't go to school
User avatar #166158 - drastronomy (12/10/2014) [-]
workplace massacre

university massacre


or you can do what everyone else does: stay home and fap into the same tissues you wiped your tears with

hell, thats what i do. The girl i loved is in a relationship with the biggest cunt i have ever known - he has bullied several people, spread rumours about me, beat up a bunch of people and got away with it because he is a nigger, and left me behind at my school without telling me the bus had come, which is 2 hours away from home, after a major surgery involving a lot of pain.

It is depressing as fuck, but just power on through it. It will get better
User avatar #166159 - cunttoaster (12/10/2014) [-]
but this person was my bestfriend
User avatar #166160 - drastronomy (12/10/2014) [-]
ït is worse to be left for an enemy. A friend is ok, since you know they are a good person. You know she got what she deserves - a good person. An enemy, not so much.
User avatar #166161 - cunttoaster (12/10/2014) [-]
think is he's not he's a dickbag
User avatar #166193 - drastronomy (12/10/2014) [-]
Then we're in the same boat
#165754 - i'll leave it open for later reading 12/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#165752 - that's a lot to read  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#165753 - dehumanizer (12/08/2014) [-]
its intresting
User avatar #165754 - cunttoaster (12/08/2014) [-]
i'll leave it open for later reading
#165750 - i know they deserve it but i'm too much of a pussy  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #165752 - cunttoaster (12/08/2014) [-]
that's a lot to read
#165753 - dehumanizer (12/08/2014) [-]
its intresting
User avatar #165754 - cunttoaster (12/08/2014) [-]
i'll leave it open for later reading
#165746 - as much as i'd like to do a Rodger i can't  [+] (6 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#165748 - dehumanizer (12/08/2014) [-]
why not, they desereve it
User avatar #165750 - cunttoaster (12/08/2014) [-]
i know they deserve it but i'm too much of a pussy
User avatar #165752 - cunttoaster (12/08/2014) [-]
that's a lot to read
#165753 - dehumanizer (12/08/2014) [-]
its intresting
User avatar #165754 - cunttoaster (12/08/2014) [-]
i'll leave it open for later reading
#165744 - he knew the whole ******* time  [+] (8 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#165745 - dehumanizer (12/08/2014) [-]
kill them both
User avatar #165746 - cunttoaster (12/08/2014) [-]
as much as i'd like to do a Rodger i can't
#165748 - dehumanizer (12/08/2014) [-]
why not, they desereve it
User avatar #165750 - cunttoaster (12/08/2014) [-]
i know they deserve it but i'm too much of a pussy
User avatar #165752 - cunttoaster (12/08/2014) [-]
that's a lot to read
#165753 - dehumanizer (12/08/2014) [-]
its intresting
User avatar #165754 - cunttoaster (12/08/2014) [-]
i'll leave it open for later reading

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#92 - rattman (01/28/2015) [-]
Don't ever get Elite, I just found out that the French still ******* exist.
#89 - rattman (01/18/2015) [-]
Xenonauts is pretty swell.
User avatar #90 to #89 - cunttoaster (01/24/2015) [-]
i hate you mum
User avatar #91 to #90 - rattman (01/24/2015) [-]
Same.
#86 - rattman (01/18/2015) [-]
It's a good 7/10
#83 - rattman (01/18/2015) [-]
Isolation is pretty cool.
#82 - rattman (01/18/2015) [-]
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#80 - rattman (01/18/2015) [-]
I'd give it a 5/10
#77 - rattman (01/18/2015) [-]
Colonial Marines was okay.
#75 - rattman (01/18/2015) [-]
My download speed has died so I have nothing else to do.
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