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User avatar #13 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
Hey mate, do you play football?
User avatar #14 to #13 - cuntism (07/09/2012) [-]
Used to, broke my back last year and kept going back to work without letting it heal properly so my spine fused wrong, so for the next 2 years I have to have it broken at the bad fuse, then physio, then broken..until it stops fusing wrong.

Had to give up sports until its done
User avatar #15 to #14 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
Oh shit man.. Can't imagine myself without sports.. I play as a goalie :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - cuntism (07/09/2012) [-]
Defender/defensive midfield depending where I'm needed. I try to stick to defense though where possible, I'm not very quick on the turn around and prefer using my bulk for blocking haha.
User avatar #17 to #16 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
But it usually leads to a foul xD
User avatar #18 to #17 - cuntism (07/09/2012) [-]
Ha I don't mean I just throw myself at them, I do have a little bit of talent :P

Not much mind, but the lads I play with aren't soft touches, it's usually a rough game anyway.

*played with ;(
User avatar #19 to #18 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
You're from the UK right?

I'm from Lebanon, people here are Football fanatics, you're actually counted as a faggot if you don't know/watch football...
User avatar #20 to #19 - cuntism (07/09/2012) [-]
Yeah I live right near Man United ground
#1 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
you look like a fag dude....i could fucking wreck you. i swear to god i could destroy you in a fist fight
User avatar #2 to #1 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
LOL threatening people over the internet anonymously, is there any greater proof of manliness ?

Oh and btw I did boxing for 8 years, so even with my fucked up back I'd still fuck you up...
#3 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
lmao you scrawny little faggot. you couldn't do shit. i've fuckin knocked peeple out cold in less then 10 seconds. i'm literally one of the best fighters in the world. better stop talking shit you fukin bitch
User avatar #4 to #3 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
Dear lord you're terrible at trolling
#5 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
dear lord you suck at talking shit.
User avatar #6 to #5 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
Never bothered to practice, I leave it to pathetic little shits who use it to pretend they're something they're not.

Look this is pointless, you're either trolling, which I'm not biting to, or you're bored and you think this will illicit a response from me.

End of the day you're probably on another continent, and even if you lived close to me as soon as it came down to actually putting your words to action you'd never do it.

I've been in plenty of fights, won my fair share, lost a few too, but the only time I've been knocked out is when I was jumped by 3 squaddies and got slammed in the face with a metal serving tray.

So give it a rest will ya, it's getting you no where
#7 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
well you caveman-looking motherfucker just tell me where to fucking meet you. i'm in norcal
User avatar #8 to #7 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Well I assume you're also fabulously wealthy and own your own fleet of jets, so take one of them to Old Trafford in England and we'll have some fun.

You'll have to give me 12h notice though, I'm on fentanyl for a back injury which makes me pretty much impervious to pain, so when you're all fucked up you can't use it an as excuse.

I won't hold my breath though, you can't even reveal your user info so you're obviously some kid.
#9 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
first off, i dont have an account on here. secondly, your fucking gay for living in england. third, i could be over there in like a week.
User avatar #10 to #9 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Well there you go then, fly to manchester airport I'll even come meet you there.

Looking forward to it! xxx
#11 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
aight dawg. but when we fight there aint gonna be no rules. ima beat you down.
User avatar #12 to #11 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Okie dokie then cya next week, I'll make sure to clear my schedule for my hospital stay
#21 to #12 - mxl (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol this is funny as fuck :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
Lol this is funny as fuck :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
User avatar #22 to #21 - cuntism (07/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks man, at first I was like er....k ?

I'm stil convinced it was someone thinking they were trolling me.,

Problem is I'm obsessed with people taking me the wrong way, it's easy to control IRL but on the internet it's less about what you say and more about how people interpret it in conjunction with their online personas, so I tend to go a little long-winded just to articulate, even in conversations with people who I think are being tards.

Unfortunately it's a thought out response that everyone asscociates with me caring/being trolled and no amount of logic ever sways it haha.

(er case in point, this reply I've spent 10mins on)
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