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#164 - **cuntism rolled a random image posted in comment #6511766 …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/09/2012 on Wrong Hole? 0
#177 - AKMSU (07/09/2012) [-]
The ultimate in stress relief
User avatar #208 - shadowhorn (07/09/2012) [-]
Looks like the Hitman's Heatmaker from the new tf2 update.
#187 - alexzerian (07/09/2012) [-]
Is that sniper called the AS-50? I don't quite remember but I love that sniper rifle
#189 - AKMSU (07/09/2012) [-]
Gepard GM6 Lynx. 12.7x108mm or 12.7x99(US .50bmg)

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#195 - AKMSU (07/09/2012) [-]
/watch?v=pEN3gkN9wNI&feature=channel&list=UL
User avatar #193 - alexzerian (07/09/2012) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accuracy_International_AS50

Same freaking gun, One British and ones hungarian. Wtf?
#139 - You should be careful with that wit of yours, might cut yourse… 07/09/2012 on Meanwhile in OP`s Bathroom 0
#7 - I watched this for far too long...think I'm now gay  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Meanwhile in OP`s Bathroom +9
User avatar #11 - deathbypenis (07/08/2012) [-]
I thought you were gay because you enjoy sucking men's penises.
User avatar #139 - cuntism (07/09/2012) [-]
You should be careful with that wit of yours, might cut yourself it's that sharp...
#197 - It's been so long since school that I can't remember if it's i… 07/06/2012 on fj 0
#18 - Dear God can one day go by where this isn't resposted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on JurASSic Park -2
#19 - marchinghurdler (07/06/2012) [-]
I have been on Funnyjunk for 13 days straight, and I often look through both the top rated and the newest uploads. I have not seen this before.
#46 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2012) [-]
#43 - sirduckalot (07/06/2012) [-]
Then you haven't looked hard enough.
#56 - It's on my list. Got Future Soldier and Spec Ops to play throu… 07/05/2012 on Right? 0
#3 - This might be the smartest thing I've ever seen on FJ (althoug… 07/04/2012 on Higgs Boson +18
#5 - Yeah it's called being comfortable enough in your sexuality to… 07/04/2012 on facebook (1) +81
#117 - Or take take an arseload of ketamine, works for me... 07/04/2012 on Lucid Dreaming +3
#37 - Oh...well, thanks I suppose :D 07/04/2012 on Honk +2
#35 - Oh as a note, I'm from England, and cunt isn't as offensive he…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Honk +2
User avatar #36 - angst (07/04/2012) [-]
I just thought it was humorous. thanks for the story though :)
User avatar #37 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Oh...well, thanks I suppose :D
#34 - yars ? If you're wondering about the name, cuntism stems from …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Honk +6
User avatar #35 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Oh as a note, I'm from England, and cunt isn't as offensive here as it is in other places, so it tends to upset some ha
User avatar #36 - angst (07/04/2012) [-]
I just thought it was humorous. thanks for the story though :)
User avatar #37 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Oh...well, thanks I suppose :D
#4 - This guy is a genius 07/04/2012 on Katy Perry. -6
#8 - I've got the weirdest boner right now... 07/04/2012 on bad life choice 101 0
#12 - Okie dokie then cya next week, I'll make sure to clear my sche…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2012 on cuntism's profile 0
#21 - mxl (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol this is funny as fuck :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
User avatar #22 - cuntism (07/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks man, at first I was like er....k ?

I'm stil convinced it was someone thinking they were trolling me.,

Problem is I'm obsessed with people taking me the wrong way, it's easy to control IRL but on the internet it's less about what you say and more about how people interpret it in conjunction with their online personas, so I tend to go a little long-winded just to articulate, even in conversations with people who I think are being tards.

Unfortunately it's a thought out response that everyone asscociates with me caring/being trolled and no amount of logic ever sways it haha.

(er case in point, this reply I've spent 10mins on)
#161 - Haha yeah I was surprised at this reaction, it's amazing at ho… 07/04/2012 on Rediculously Photogenic... -2
#10 - Well there you go then, fly to manchester airport I'll even co…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2012 on cuntism's profile 0
#11 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
aight dawg. but when we fight there aint gonna be no rules. ima beat you down.
User avatar #12 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Okie dokie then cya next week, I'll make sure to clear my schedule for my hospital stay
#21 - mxl (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol this is funny as fuck :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
User avatar #22 - cuntism (07/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks man, at first I was like er....k ?

I'm stil convinced it was someone thinking they were trolling me.,

Problem is I'm obsessed with people taking me the wrong way, it's easy to control IRL but on the internet it's less about what you say and more about how people interpret it in conjunction with their online personas, so I tend to go a little long-winded just to articulate, even in conversations with people who I think are being tards.

Unfortunately it's a thought out response that everyone asscociates with me caring/being trolled and no amount of logic ever sways it haha.

(er case in point, this reply I've spent 10mins on)
#8 - Well I assume you're also fabulously wealthy and own your own …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2012 on cuntism's profile 0
#9 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
first off, i dont have an account on here. secondly, your fucking gay for living in england. third, i could be over there in like a week.
User avatar #10 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Well there you go then, fly to manchester airport I'll even come meet you there.

Looking forward to it! xxx
#11 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
aight dawg. but when we fight there aint gonna be no rules. ima beat you down.
User avatar #12 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Okie dokie then cya next week, I'll make sure to clear my schedule for my hospital stay
#21 - mxl (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol this is funny as fuck :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
User avatar #22 - cuntism (07/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks man, at first I was like er....k ?

I'm stil convinced it was someone thinking they were trolling me.,

Problem is I'm obsessed with people taking me the wrong way, it's easy to control IRL but on the internet it's less about what you say and more about how people interpret it in conjunction with their online personas, so I tend to go a little long-winded just to articulate, even in conversations with people who I think are being tards.

Unfortunately it's a thought out response that everyone asscociates with me caring/being trolled and no amount of logic ever sways it haha.

(er case in point, this reply I've spent 10mins on)
#6 - Never bothered to practice, I leave it to pathetic little shit…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2012 on cuntism's profile 0
#7 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
well you caveman-looking motherfucker just tell me where to fucking meet you. i'm in norcal
User avatar #8 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Well I assume you're also fabulously wealthy and own your own fleet of jets, so take one of them to Old Trafford in England and we'll have some fun.

You'll have to give me 12h notice though, I'm on fentanyl for a back injury which makes me pretty much impervious to pain, so when you're all fucked up you can't use it an as excuse.

I won't hold my breath though, you can't even reveal your user info so you're obviously some kid.
#9 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
first off, i dont have an account on here. secondly, your fucking gay for living in england. third, i could be over there in like a week.
User avatar #10 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Well there you go then, fly to manchester airport I'll even come meet you there.

Looking forward to it! xxx
#11 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
aight dawg. but when we fight there aint gonna be no rules. ima beat you down.
User avatar #12 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Okie dokie then cya next week, I'll make sure to clear my schedule for my hospital stay
#21 - mxl (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol this is funny as fuck :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
User avatar #22 - cuntism (07/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks man, at first I was like er....k ?

I'm stil convinced it was someone thinking they were trolling me.,

Problem is I'm obsessed with people taking me the wrong way, it's easy to control IRL but on the internet it's less about what you say and more about how people interpret it in conjunction with their online personas, so I tend to go a little long-winded just to articulate, even in conversations with people who I think are being tards.

Unfortunately it's a thought out response that everyone asscociates with me caring/being trolled and no amount of logic ever sways it haha.

(er case in point, this reply I've spent 10mins on)
#4 - Dear lord you're terrible at trolling  [+] (10 new replies) 07/03/2012 on cuntism's profile 0
#5 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
dear lord you suck at talking shit.
User avatar #6 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
Never bothered to practice, I leave it to pathetic little shits who use it to pretend they're something they're not.

Look this is pointless, you're either trolling, which I'm not biting to, or you're bored and you think this will illicit a response from me.

End of the day you're probably on another continent, and even if you lived close to me as soon as it came down to actually putting your words to action you'd never do it.

I've been in plenty of fights, won my fair share, lost a few too, but the only time I've been knocked out is when I was jumped by 3 squaddies and got slammed in the face with a metal serving tray.

So give it a rest will ya, it's getting you no where
#7 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
well you caveman-looking motherfucker just tell me where to fucking meet you. i'm in norcal
User avatar #8 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Well I assume you're also fabulously wealthy and own your own fleet of jets, so take one of them to Old Trafford in England and we'll have some fun.

You'll have to give me 12h notice though, I'm on fentanyl for a back injury which makes me pretty much impervious to pain, so when you're all fucked up you can't use it an as excuse.

I won't hold my breath though, you can't even reveal your user info so you're obviously some kid.
#9 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
first off, i dont have an account on here. secondly, your fucking gay for living in england. third, i could be over there in like a week.
User avatar #10 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Well there you go then, fly to manchester airport I'll even come meet you there.

Looking forward to it! xxx
#11 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
aight dawg. but when we fight there aint gonna be no rules. ima beat you down.
User avatar #12 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Okie dokie then cya next week, I'll make sure to clear my schedule for my hospital stay
#21 - mxl (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol this is funny as fuck :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
User avatar #22 - cuntism (07/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks man, at first I was like er....k ?

I'm stil convinced it was someone thinking they were trolling me.,

Problem is I'm obsessed with people taking me the wrong way, it's easy to control IRL but on the internet it's less about what you say and more about how people interpret it in conjunction with their online personas, so I tend to go a little long-winded just to articulate, even in conversations with people who I think are being tards.

Unfortunately it's a thought out response that everyone asscociates with me caring/being trolled and no amount of logic ever sways it haha.

(er case in point, this reply I've spent 10mins on)
#10 - More worrying that he doesn't say he COULDN'T masturbate to it.. 07/03/2012 on hard to do it. +3
#8 - Definitely, or a staffordshire bull terrier Pic rela…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Batdog +5
#44 - chrizac (07/04/2012) [-]
I see Corgis...lots of Corgis.
#126 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
Yes. I can totally picture Dog being a corgi.
#124 - feferest (07/04/2012) [-]
I imagine my dog . :3
The pic of him.
#5 - Sounds like he fed the dog shrooms 07/03/2012 on Text From Dog 0
#3 - Hiding from all the gunshots  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Honk +52
User avatar #32 - angst (07/04/2012) [-]
"cuntism"
User avatar #34 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
yars ? If you're wondering about the name, cuntism stems from a very fucked up party about 10 years ago.....

About 10 years ago, after a heavy night we were all chilling and something came on the news about jedis been made a religion.

So we decided we were gonna create our own religion, called cuntology. This religion's ethos was one of retaliation against the influx of retards in the world...for example, people suing mcdonalds for burning themselves on the coffee, or having schools remove all allergy products because people couldn't look after themselves

A Cuntism was the act of being a cunt for people's benefit. Be mean to them, stop wrapping people in cotton wool, stop letting people blame others for their stupidity.

We rolled with it for a while, made a website, doctorine, etc. but as we got older it kind of fell apart, people moved away and lost contact and well, itjust died

So I use this nickname to kinda keep it alive, hoping to at least instill a little bit of self worth and not think the world owes them something.

So yeah..
User avatar #35 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Oh as a note, I'm from England, and cunt isn't as offensive here as it is in other places, so it tends to upset some ha
User avatar #36 - angst (07/04/2012) [-]
I just thought it was humorous. thanks for the story though :)
User avatar #37 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Oh...well, thanks I suppose :D
#2 - LOL threatening people over the internet anonymously, is there…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/03/2012 on cuntism's profile 0
#3 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
lmao you scrawny little faggot. you couldn't do shit. i've fuckin knocked peeple out cold in less then 10 seconds. i'm literally one of the best fighters in the world. better stop talking shit you fukin bitch
User avatar #4 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
Dear lord you're terrible at trolling
#5 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
dear lord you suck at talking shit.
User avatar #6 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
Never bothered to practice, I leave it to pathetic little shits who use it to pretend they're something they're not.

Look this is pointless, you're either trolling, which I'm not biting to, or you're bored and you think this will illicit a response from me.

End of the day you're probably on another continent, and even if you lived close to me as soon as it came down to actually putting your words to action you'd never do it.

I've been in plenty of fights, won my fair share, lost a few too, but the only time I've been knocked out is when I was jumped by 3 squaddies and got slammed in the face with a metal serving tray.

So give it a rest will ya, it's getting you no where
#7 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
well you caveman-looking motherfucker just tell me where to fucking meet you. i'm in norcal
User avatar #8 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Well I assume you're also fabulously wealthy and own your own fleet of jets, so take one of them to Old Trafford in England and we'll have some fun.

You'll have to give me 12h notice though, I'm on fentanyl for a back injury which makes me pretty much impervious to pain, so when you're all fucked up you can't use it an as excuse.

I won't hold my breath though, you can't even reveal your user info so you're obviously some kid.
#9 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
first off, i dont have an account on here. secondly, your fucking gay for living in england. third, i could be over there in like a week.
User avatar #10 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Well there you go then, fly to manchester airport I'll even come meet you there.

Looking forward to it! xxx
#11 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
aight dawg. but when we fight there aint gonna be no rules. ima beat you down.
User avatar #12 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Okie dokie then cya next week, I'll make sure to clear my schedule for my hospital stay
#21 - mxl (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol this is funny as fuck :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
User avatar #22 - cuntism (07/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks man, at first I was like er....k ?

I'm stil convinced it was someone thinking they were trolling me.,

Problem is I'm obsessed with people taking me the wrong way, it's easy to control IRL but on the internet it's less about what you say and more about how people interpret it in conjunction with their online personas, so I tend to go a little long-winded just to articulate, even in conversations with people who I think are being tards.

Unfortunately it's a thought out response that everyone asscociates with me caring/being trolled and no amount of logic ever sways it haha.

(er case in point, this reply I've spent 10mins on)
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User avatar #13 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
Hey mate, do you play football?
User avatar #14 to #13 - cuntism (07/09/2012) [-]
Used to, broke my back last year and kept going back to work without letting it heal properly so my spine fused wrong, so for the next 2 years I have to have it broken at the bad fuse, then physio, then broken..until it stops fusing wrong.

Had to give up sports until its done
User avatar #15 to #14 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
Oh shit man.. Can't imagine myself without sports.. I play as a goalie :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - cuntism (07/09/2012) [-]
Defender/defensive midfield depending where I'm needed. I try to stick to defense though where possible, I'm not very quick on the turn around and prefer using my bulk for blocking haha.
User avatar #17 to #16 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
But it usually leads to a foul xD
User avatar #18 to #17 - cuntism (07/09/2012) [-]
Ha I don't mean I just throw myself at them, I do have a little bit of talent :P

Not much mind, but the lads I play with aren't soft touches, it's usually a rough game anyway.

*played with ;(
User avatar #19 to #18 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
You're from the UK right?

I'm from Lebanon, people here are Football fanatics, you're actually counted as a faggot if you don't know/watch football...
User avatar #20 to #19 - cuntism (07/09/2012) [-]
Yeah I live right near Man United ground
#1 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
you look like a fag dude....i could fucking wreck you. i swear to god i could destroy you in a fist fight
User avatar #2 to #1 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
LOL threatening people over the internet anonymously, is there any greater proof of manliness ?

Oh and btw I did boxing for 8 years, so even with my fucked up back I'd still fuck you up...
#3 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
lmao you scrawny little faggot. you couldn't do shit. i've fuckin knocked peeple out cold in less then 10 seconds. i'm literally one of the best fighters in the world. better stop talking shit you fukin bitch
User avatar #4 to #3 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
Dear lord you're terrible at trolling
#5 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
dear lord you suck at talking shit.
User avatar #6 to #5 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
Never bothered to practice, I leave it to pathetic little shits who use it to pretend they're something they're not.

Look this is pointless, you're either trolling, which I'm not biting to, or you're bored and you think this will illicit a response from me.

End of the day you're probably on another continent, and even if you lived close to me as soon as it came down to actually putting your words to action you'd never do it.

I've been in plenty of fights, won my fair share, lost a few too, but the only time I've been knocked out is when I was jumped by 3 squaddies and got slammed in the face with a metal serving tray.

So give it a rest will ya, it's getting you no where
#7 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
well you caveman-looking motherfucker just tell me where to fucking meet you. i'm in norcal
User avatar #8 to #7 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Well I assume you're also fabulously wealthy and own your own fleet of jets, so take one of them to Old Trafford in England and we'll have some fun.

You'll have to give me 12h notice though, I'm on fentanyl for a back injury which makes me pretty much impervious to pain, so when you're all fucked up you can't use it an as excuse.

I won't hold my breath though, you can't even reveal your user info so you're obviously some kid.
#9 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
first off, i dont have an account on here. secondly, your fucking gay for living in england. third, i could be over there in like a week.
User avatar #10 to #9 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Well there you go then, fly to manchester airport I'll even come meet you there.

Looking forward to it! xxx
#11 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
aight dawg. but when we fight there aint gonna be no rules. ima beat you down.
User avatar #12 to #11 - cuntism (07/04/2012) [-]
Okie dokie then cya next week, I'll make sure to clear my schedule for my hospital stay
#21 to #12 - mxl (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol this is funny as fuck :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
Lol this is funny as fuck :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
User avatar #22 to #21 - cuntism (07/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks man, at first I was like er....k ?

I'm stil convinced it was someone thinking they were trolling me.,

Problem is I'm obsessed with people taking me the wrong way, it's easy to control IRL but on the internet it's less about what you say and more about how people interpret it in conjunction with their online personas, so I tend to go a little long-winded just to articulate, even in conversations with people who I think are being tards.

Unfortunately it's a thought out response that everyone asscociates with me caring/being trolled and no amount of logic ever sways it haha.

(er case in point, this reply I've spent 10mins on)
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