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#18 - This has never bothered me, and tbh it's kinda hot. 31 minutes ago on good question? 0
#2 - I've never had a bad reaction to telling a woman I was taken, … 21 hours ago on i have a boyfriend +1
#3 - Whoa wtf why does the smilie look like a hooker  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on Yeast +3
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#4 - vigilum (18 hours ago) [-]
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#5 - myo (10 hours ago) [-]
#2 - Ah dude cmon  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on Yeast 0
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#3 - cuntism (22 hours ago) [-]
Whoa wtf why does the smilie look like a hooker
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#4 - vigilum (18 hours ago) [-]
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#5 - myo (10 hours ago) [-]
#7 - It's a joke... 01/12/2016 on American's can't handle the... +16
#110 - But it's funnyjunk, the gold star medalist of not trying. We'r… 01/11/2016 on look at this old dude 0
#49 - *high five* Also why do people get "mad" at…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on look at this old dude +4
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#98 - dasbrot (01/10/2016) [-]
I get angry when the I see someone make the most obvious pun possible. Put some effort into it!
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#110 - cuntism (01/11/2016) [-]
But it's funnyjunk, the gold star medalist of not trying. We're just one big collection of reposts and tired memes
#65 - penileburglar (01/10/2016) [-]
It's just part of the running gag, it's not (usually) actual anger.
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#56 - lolzordz (01/10/2016) [-]
i think people originally got mad at bad puns. but then cancer like everything else
#25 - I had a mate (had because..you'll understand) who during one g… 01/10/2016 on Division +4
#38 - It's frozen carbon dioxide, and it displaces the oxygen. If yo…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Darwin award applicant dry... +30
#76 - madvulture (01/10/2016) [-]
Carbon monoxide is pretty ugly too! It's 200 times easier for the lungs to absorb and you dont feel that you are running out of air like you do with CO2. Also it absorbes oxygen that is already in the blood.
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#83 - myfourthaccount (01/10/2016) [-]
thats not how carbon monoxide works. It doesn't absorb oxygen thats already in blood, it just competitively and irreversibly binds hemoglobin more readily than oxygen causing less oxygen to be taken in
#163 - madvulture (01/10/2016) [-]
Well... Then I just learned something new!
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#44 - steppenwolfvg (01/10/2016) [-]
A killing floor then
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#50 - captainprincess (01/10/2016) [-]
zeeednuts roasting over an open fiiire~
#52 - Ha same 01/09/2016 on OPM Theory -1

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User avatar #23 - fourtwentt (04/29/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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So how about you explain it instead of being a cunt about it
#60 - anon (02/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #61 to #60 - cuntism ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
K..why did you post that here ?

1. I've been stabbed, not shot - shot AT, never hit.
2. The soppy statement is true for me, I'm a widower, but if a bitch said that to me I'd punch her in the throat
#54 - jiltist (01/22/2015) [-]
Well? Would you date a transwoman?
User avatar #55 to #54 - cuntism ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Hmm. I dunno. Pre op definitely not. Post op...it's a tough one. I dunno if I'd even be attracted to em. I've only ever seen a very few trannys who are what you would say are attractive, but that's when they are loaded down in make up and I don't really like girls who look markedly different after taking make up off.

Trans folk tend to always still have some...mannish features

I'd have sex with one and not care about it if that counts ha, like if it came up in conversation, the idea of having sex with a post op transwoman isn't something that would bother me.

Also I probably wouldn't date them because I'm really not up for the social stigma that goes with it. You can interpret that any way you want, but I'm just not willing to deal with other people's prejudices and insults over who I'm dating.
#56 to #55 - jiltist (01/22/2015) [-]
Am- am I pretty?
User avatar #58 to #56 - cuntism ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I can't tell if you're a tranny who's asking, or some faggy kid who is obsessed with anime
#59 to #58 - jiltist (01/22/2015) [-]
A-atashi wa mo... shindeiru.
User avatar #57 to #56 - jiltist (01/22/2015) [-]
K-kawaii deshou?
User avatar #50 - tomahawkkit (09/03/2014) [-]
niger
User avatar #51 to #50 - cuntism ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Are you saying I'm from Niger or are you too stupid to spell ****** ?
User avatar #53 to #52 - cuntism ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks for clearing that up.
User avatar #45 - connorjay (08/30/2014) [-]
So cuntsm is just speaking your mind with no regard to peoples feelings?
User avatar #46 to #45 - cuntism ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
That's one way to look at it. However, it's more stop being gentle with people and protecting their feelings. It came up like 10 years ago but now in the time of tumblr and triggers etc. it's more relevant now than ever.

Basically stop telling people nothing is their fault and giving them excuses to sue for everything. If they spill hot coffee on themselves when the cup said hot, then tough **** , if something offends them, then so ******* what, grow up, you're an adult and the world doesn't owe you a god damn thing. We are breeding people who have never actually experienced anything troubling and dealt with it, they've been supported, cuddled, and told it's never their fault.

Stand up and be a cunt to them, tell them what wimps they are, tell them they have nothing coming to them, tell them you don't give a **** about what offends them.

It doesn't apply to groups as such, and it's not about stamping on anyone's beliefs. Although religion is a total crock of **** , if someone finds a way to better lead their life, then so be it, as long as it doesn't interfere with other peoples.

There was a brief thing in the UK where a very small number of muslims, mostly young pompous little ***** who were entitled brats, refused to even handle pork and alcohol when they worked in a supermarket as it infringed their religious beliefs. Not unwrapped stuff, packaged up. Even the muslim council told em to stop being so stupid. Also, burkas, no it's not your religious right to have a fully hidden face while driving, it's not a religious garment it's a subculture one, but even if it was, you're free to practice your religion but not while it interferes with your host country
User avatar #47 to #46 - connorjay (08/30/2014) [-]
I like it.
You hate everyone equally. That's whats needed. As long as you don't discriminate I'm happy.

I agree with the whole "shut the **** up". I hate that people are now blaming everything on genetics and hiding behind something because they know it can't (apart from in theory atm) be changed. Like Obesity, anger, and such.
Ditto to their beliefs, like your example at the bottom. The whole burning poppies angered me, but the burning Korans (Qur'ans?) angered me more. Being a cunt doesn't stop people being cunts (2 wrongs don't make a right).

Anyway, Hi.
User avatar #48 to #47 - cuntism ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
I only hate people who deserve it. Basically spongers, whingers, people who have never had a job and don't intend to, people who think they're too good to do something, fascists (SJWs especially) and hypocrites.

And Arsenal/Arsenal fans. ******* scum ;)
User avatar #49 to #48 - connorjay (08/31/2014) [-]
Haha I'm not a huge football fan, but my dad raised me with Man Utd...
Sort of feeling that now...
User avatar #44 - monkeysniper (08/29/2014) [-]
I saw the rant you made. It was beautiful and you are officially my favorite person for turning rants into an art form.
#38 - anon Comment deleted by cuntism [-]
User avatar #39 to #38 - cuntism ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Deleted this post because I don't want a reminder every time I look at my profile
User avatar #37 - cognosceteipsum (08/06/2014) [-]
You don't seem like a cunt, I agree with the people below. People on the hating and religion board are cunts. Some members of the hating board literally wake up each day toccomplain about something. People. 2014. With the nature, friends, family, games and sex we have. Complaining. Shig.

Oh and the religion board? Totally unaccepting towards new ideas and constantly berating either Jews, atheists, pagans, Muslims, other faiths for their ideas and thoughts. I even got some guy say he hated me because I had some idea about the earth being a superorganism. I mean, it would make sense considering ourselves. We have homeostasis and lots of bacterium in our colon. The earth has weather homeostasis which it tries to protect through earthquakes and whirlwinds to get rid of humans whom have an overal negative effect on the environment right now. The earth can't reproduce unless reproducing means abiogenesis.

So yeah this got a little long but I like and trust you so
User avatar #41 to #37 - cuntism ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I completely missed this post, sorry mate I don't want you to think I was being ignorant.

Had to go back and check out what you were talking about, completely forgot about my foray onto the boards ha.

Religion is hard enough to tackle in person. In real life people try to keep a level of decorum, but when it comes to religion, they can and most probably will lose their cool...however on the net people have no filter, given an opportunity they will be turbodouches, throw in arguing against a belief that they think isn't actually a belief, but a cold hard fact (hey they have several million others who are also aware of this fact, so you're obviously a ******* moron), and you have a recipe for people just being as atrocious as they can possibly be.

Also what you propose isn't really offensive in any way shape or form...it is less a belief and more a way of picturing something, it's how you choose to see the world. Hell I think it's quite a clever way to look at it
User avatar #42 to #41 - cognosceteipsum (08/27/2014) [-]
Thanks man. Yeah, well I guess you put 'me' ouot of business becaause you perfectly explained how it is xD
User avatar #43 to #42 - cuntism ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Glad I could help ha
User avatar #33 - decay (07/03/2014) [-]
Hey, I've seen you around funnyjunk and I just wanted to say you seem like a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #34 to #33 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
aww thanks dude <3

most ppl assume i'm a troll or a dick because of my name, they think it has something to do with me being..well, a cunt ha
User avatar #35 to #34 - decay (07/03/2014) [-]
Nah, you seem like a stand up guy.
User avatar #36 to #35 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
cheers buddy =)
User avatar #31 - steelcrasher (05/26/2014) [-]
I agree on you about the joshlol, the same **** could be said about every "known" faggot on this site.
User avatar #13 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
Hey mate, do you play football?
User avatar #14 to #13 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Used to, broke my back last year and kept going back to work without letting it heal properly so my spine fused wrong, so for the next 2 years I have to have it broken at the bad fuse, then physio, then broken..until it stops fusing wrong.

Had to give up sports until its done
User avatar #15 to #14 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
Oh **** man.. Can't imagine myself without sports.. I play as a goalie :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Defender/defensive midfield depending where I'm needed. I try to stick to defense though where possible, I'm not very quick on the turn around and prefer using my bulk for blocking haha.
User avatar #17 to #16 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
But it usually leads to a foul xD
User avatar #18 to #17 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Ha I don't mean I just throw myself at them, I do have a little bit of talent :P

Not much mind, but the lads I play with aren't soft touches, it's usually a rough game anyway.

*played with ;(
User avatar #19 to #18 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
You're from the UK right?

I'm from Lebanon, people here are Football fanatics, you're actually counted as a faggot if you don't know/watch football...
User avatar #20 to #19 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Yeah I live right near Man United ground
#1 - anon (07/03/2012) [-]
you look like a fag dude....i could ******* wreck you. i swear to god i could destroy you in a fist fight
User avatar #2 to #1 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
LOL threatening people over the internet anonymously, is there any greater proof of manliness ?

Oh and btw I did boxing for 8 years, so even with my ****** up back I'd still **** you up...
#3 to #2 - anon (07/03/2012) [-]
lmao you scrawny little faggot. you couldn't do **** . i've ****** knocked peeple out cold in less then 10 seconds. i'm literally one of the best fighters in the world. better stop talking **** you fukin bitch
User avatar #4 to #3 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
Dear lord you're terrible at trolling
#5 to #4 - anon (07/03/2012) [-]
dear lord you suck at talking **** .
User avatar #6 to #5 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
Never bothered to practice, I leave it to pathetic little ***** who use it to pretend they're something they're not.

Look this is pointless, you're either trolling, which I'm not biting to, or you're bored and you think this will illicit a response from me.

End of the day you're probably on another continent, and even if you lived close to me as soon as it came down to actually putting your words to action you'd never do it.

I've been in plenty of fights, won my fair share, lost a few too, but the only time I've been knocked out is when I was jumped by 3 squaddies and got slammed in the face with a metal serving tray.

So give it a rest will ya, it's getting you no where
#7 to #6 - anon (07/03/2012) [-]
well you caveman-looking ************ just tell me where to ******* meet you. i'm in norcal
User avatar #8 to #7 - cuntism ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Well I assume you're also fabulously wealthy and own your own fleet of jets, so take one of them to Old Trafford in England and we'll have some fun.

You'll have to give me 12h notice though, I'm on fentanyl for a back injury which makes me pretty much impervious to pain, so when you're all ****** up you can't use it an as excuse.

I won't hold my breath though, you can't even reveal your user info so you're obviously some kid.
#9 to #8 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
first off, i dont have an account on here. secondly, your ******* gay for living in england. third, i could be over there in like a week.
User avatar #10 to #9 - cuntism ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Well there you go then, fly to manchester airport I'll even come meet you there.

Looking forward to it! xxx
#11 to #10 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
aight dawg. but when we fight there aint gonna be no rules. ima beat you down.
User avatar #12 to #11 - cuntism ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Okie dokie then cya next week, I'll make sure to clear my schedule for my hospital stay
#21 to #12 - mxl (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol this is funny as 			****		 :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
Lol this is funny as **** :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
User avatar #22 to #21 - cuntism ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks man, at first I was like er....k ?

I'm stil convinced it was someone thinking they were trolling me.,

Problem is I'm obsessed with people taking me the wrong way, it's easy to control IRL but on the internet it's less about what you say and more about how people interpret it in conjunction with their online personas, so I tend to go a little long-winded just to articulate, even in conversations with people who I think are being tards.

Unfortunately it's a thought out response that everyone asscociates with me caring/being trolled and no amount of logic ever sways it haha.

(er case in point, this reply I've spent 10mins on)
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