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Tried that KFC double down dog today. I feel somewhat disgusted by myself, yet quite accomplished.comment
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#2303 - why you gotta bring that **** up, bro? 1 hour ago on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#35 - That was beautifully executed 2 hours ago on Excuses 0
#2301 - hahaha what the **** 01/29/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2299 - been there, done that. No thanks  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2300 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
#2301 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
hahaha what the fuck
#2297 - I love these Jesus things. They make me blow more air out of m…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2298 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
you would enjoy church
#2299 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
been there, done that. No thanks
#2300 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
#2301 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
hahaha what the fuck
#2295 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 01/29/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2296 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
damn i just went back to 2007
User avatar #2297 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
I love these Jesus things. They make me blow more air out of my nose than usual
#2298 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
you would enjoy church
#2299 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
been there, done that. No thanks
#2300 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
#2301 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
hahaha what the fuck
#2293 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 01/29/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
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#2296 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
damn i just went back to 2007
User avatar #2297 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
I love these Jesus things. They make me blow more air out of my nose than usual
#2298 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
you would enjoy church
#2299 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
been there, done that. No thanks
#2300 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
#2301 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
hahaha what the fuck
#2291 - My anaconda don't want none unless you're God's son, hon  [+] (10 new replies) 01/29/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
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#2296 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
damn i just went back to 2007
User avatar #2297 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
I love these Jesus things. They make me blow more air out of my nose than usual
#2298 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
you would enjoy church
#2299 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
been there, done that. No thanks
#2300 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
#2301 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
hahaha what the fuck
#2289 - Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I was supposed to take into considerati… 01/28/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2288 - should be a play at words, yes. At first glance you think its … 01/28/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0

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#2302 - ifuckedyoursister (3 hours ago) [-]
found this on Mark's hard drive, the creep



its cute though. you two sure looked happy. Kinda miss seeing that
#2303 to #2302 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
why you gotta bring that 						****					 up, bro?
why you gotta bring that **** up, bro?
#2291 to #2290 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
My anaconda don't want none unless you're God's son, hon
#2296 to #2295 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
damn i just went back to 2007
User avatar #2297 to #2296 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
I love these Jesus things. They make me blow more air out of my nose than usual
#2298 to #2297 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
you would enjoy church
#2299 to #2298 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
been there, done that. No thanks
#2301 to #2300 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
hahaha what the 						****
hahaha what the ****
User avatar #2287 - cognosceteipsum (01/28/2015) [-]
Is your name a wordplay of cunningilus or however it's spelled?
User avatar #2288 to #2287 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
should be a play at words, yes. At first glance you think its lewd but then you realize its just clever.


at least that's what I was going for
User avatar #2286 - ifuckedyoursister (01/28/2015) [-]
I went to your office earlier to drop Mark off for your meeting, and you weren't there, you ****
User avatar #2289 to #2286 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I was supposed to take into consideration that one day you'd randomly come to my office and not go out at all
#2281 - ifuckedyoursister (01/25/2015) [-]
Do you have any idea how sexy you looked lawyer-ing up to those cunts yesterday?    
   
   
   
   
almost got an erection   
   
   
   
   
Anyway, I'll pick you up from your place in a bit. Lemme just try to convince Mark that I'm not out to see you xD
Do you have any idea how sexy you looked lawyer-ing up to those cunts yesterday?




almost got an erection




Anyway, I'll pick you up from your place in a bit. Lemme just try to convince Mark that I'm not out to see you xD
#2283 to #2281 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
hell yea   
   
   
   
thanks for the BK
hell yea



thanks for the BK
User avatar #2274 - jingleforth (01/22/2015) [-]
ur the most beautifulest gurl in d worl
User avatar #2275 to #2274 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
You're the most handsome guy in the world, nobody can compare <3
User avatar #2276 to #2275 - jingleforth (01/22/2015) [-]
I know I am, that's why we're just so perfect for each other. We will have beautiful babies, I will plant my seed in you
















kek
User avatar #2277 to #2276 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I'll let you

I've been thinking about names for my children, OUR children.

I do realize you wanted to name our first born son "Jack" or "Alexander"

And we can do that. But I want a daughter
#2284 to #2279 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
hahaha I'm sorry, I can't say
User avatar #2278 to #2277 - jingleforth (01/22/2015) [-]
Yes, I want our son to be named Jack, but we can have it your way
your way or the highway
because you're a princess


and because I'm your man slave and I need to follow whatever my mistress says
#2260 to #2259 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey, it's Mark. How's it going?
#2261 to #2260 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Don't 						****					 with me, pls go
Don't **** with me, pls go
User avatar #2262 to #2261 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm not ******* with you.



unless you want me to?
#2263 to #2262 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Always the charmer, aren't you.    
   
   
Either way, pls go.
Always the charmer, aren't you.


Either way, pls go.
User avatar #2264 to #2263 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
You haven't heard from me in years, and this is how you welcome me home? I was half-expecting you to have your arms wide open.

Although I also expected you to not be so pleased with my arrival.
User avatar #2265 to #2264 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
That's the thing, I HAVEN'T heard from you in years. And then you come back like nothing ever happened.


I'm not pleased.
User avatar #2266 to #2265 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh, so I'M the one who left now?? OKAY, little miss I-don't-want-to-see-you-again. I did what I had to do to make you happy. But consider me ****** because that is the single most difficult task on the planet.

User avatar #2267 to #2266 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Should have taken the hint then, huh. I was fine with thinking you seized to exist.
#2268 to #2267 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
I don't know what I did. I honestly don't, and it still messes with my head to this day. I wanted to make amends.


I promise I wont go through great lengths to change your mind. I just want to talk and clear things out.
User avatar #2269 to #2268 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, no. I'm busy. All day every day.
User avatar #2270 to #2269 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
Huh. That's not what dad said. I'll see you at lunch.
User avatar #2271 to #2270 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Sorry, I have a lunch meeting with a future investor. Maybe next time.
User avatar #2272 to #2271 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
Say hello to your new stockholder. Catch ya later, sweet cheeks.
User avatar #2273 to #2272 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
YOU ******* CUNT.
User avatar #2254 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm still here
User avatar #2255 to #2254 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
u ****** . better not have been getting into shenanigans
User avatar #2242 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
Babe, I've been thinking about our wedding, I was hoping we could get a 10 tier cake, and can I please have some of your jewelry as a gift?

Love you babe
User avatar #2243 to #2242 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Sure honey, a 10 tier cake sounds wonderful.

No, I'm saving that jewelry for our daughters.
User avatar #2236 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
Hey honey, how's your day?
User avatar #2237 to #2236 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Better now that my amazing boyfriend is here <3
User avatar #2239 to #2237 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
I love you so much, I want you to realize I care for you so much.
User avatar #2241 to #2239 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
<3
#2232 - anonymous (01/21/2015) [-]
ur hot
#2233 to #2232 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Far from it, but thanks anyway.
Far from it, but thanks anyway.
User avatar #2231 - ifuckedyoursister (01/21/2015) [-]
jingleforth, please allow your lady friend to have dinner with me and my brother. He has just arrived from a long trip, and misses her dearly.


Kind regards,
Nicholas

there. I did it for you. Now you don't have to worry.
#2234 to #2231 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
at least ask for my permission before you ********
#2228 to #2227 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
hell yea
hell yea
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User avatar #2221 - doctorjosh (01/17/2015) [-]
penis
#2222 to #2221 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
are we talking about things you like?
#2219 - mcburd ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
cunninglinguist, eh?
#2220 to #2219 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Yes. Hello, mcburd
Yes. Hello, mcburd
User avatar #2197 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
Have you left a comment on my profile?
User avatar #2198 to #2197 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Maybe
User avatar #2199 to #2198 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
Oh, I received a notification but couldn't find it and the curiosity lead me here...
User avatar #2200 to #2199 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Ah. Welcome to my profile, then
User avatar #2201 to #2200 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
The pleasure is all mine
User avatar #2203 to #2201 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
Oh wait, you welcomed me, I was supposed to say thank you. Btw thanks for taking my comment virginity I am kinda slowpoke, so sorry for that.
User avatar #2205 to #2203 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
No worries, m8. So, you're fairly new here, huh?
User avatar #2206 to #2205 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
I made my account an year ago. I used to only surf funnyjunk and like funny posts. A few weeks ago I realized that I wasn't logged in the whole time. So, yeah pretty new here
User avatar #2207 to #2206 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
ya dun goofed. been here since 2010. good stuff.
User avatar #2208 to #2207 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
yup, just like your username, pretty awesome
User avatar #2209 to #2208 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
aw shucks, thank you :3 whats the history behind your username?
User avatar #2210 to #2209 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
You are welcome Well it is a custom made acronym for Devil's Advocate
#2211 to #2210 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Ahh. I see it. That's pretty cool, brah
Ahh. I see it. That's pretty cool, brah
User avatar #2212 to #2211 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
Brah?! Somebody kill me! please!
User avatar #2213 to #2212 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Hahaha, why?

dont worry, I don't really speak like a douchebag
User avatar #2214 to #2213 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
Well, usually we men get excited after reading the word bra, no matter if it makes sense or not but when a girl adds a "h" in it and makes it brah, the sound of the brozone can even kill him
User avatar #2215 to #2214 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Hahahahahaha aw man, that made me chuckle. kinda makes sense, though
User avatar #2216 to #2215 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
Ladies and gentlemen, I think this is the right time to say the phrase "the pleasure is all mine" ;)
#2217 to #2216 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
ur cool
ur cool
User avatar #2218 to #2217 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
I know thank you
User avatar #2204 to #2202 - deadvo (01/16/2015) [-]
hahaha there should be a like button around here
User avatar #2189 - ifuckedyoursister (01/16/2015) [-]
There's a fine, fine line between a lover, and a friend. There's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend. And you never know till you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb. There's a fine, fine line between love and a waste of time.



sorry



Seriously though. I'm sorry no cri pls
#2190 to #2189 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
There's a fine, fine line between a fairy tale and a lie;   
And there's a fine, fine line between &quot;You're wonderful&quot; and &quot;Goodbye.&quot;   
I guess if someone doesn't love you back it isn't such a crime...
There's a fine, fine line between a fairy tale and a lie;
And there's a fine, fine line between "You're wonderful" and "Goodbye."
I guess if someone doesn't love you back it isn't such a crime...
#2191 to #2190 - ifuckedyoursister (01/16/2015) [-]
There, there, Angela. I'm here for you. And that zack dude. (sp?) I know what'll cheer you up! It'll be so funny. You could date me or jingleforth!    
   
ha ha ha wud b so funny, i swear it'll make u feel better. i promise, this isn't some sort of trap.    
   
   
date me please, I've waited almost a decade for you We would be fun bfs
There, there, Angela. I'm here for you. And that zack dude. (sp?) I know what'll cheer you up! It'll be so funny. You could date me or jingleforth!

ha ha ha wud b so funny, i swear it'll make u feel better. i promise, this isn't some sort of trap.


date me please, I've waited almost a decade for you We would be fun bfs
#2192 to #2191 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Funny? ha ha yeah i bet   
   
   
Also, it's Zac. And I'd choose him over you any day, you playboy sack of 						****					   
   
   
I'm sorry I'm being mean, I feel like 						****					 right now.
Funny? ha ha yeah i bet


Also, it's Zac. And I'd choose him over you any day, you playboy sack of ****


I'm sorry I'm being mean, I feel like **** right now.
#2193 to #2192 - ifuckedyoursister (01/16/2015) [-]
www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1067051983311294&set=vb.213950138621487&type=2&theater   
   
This is you. You need a nap, you grumpy little baby. 						******					 not even worth thinking about, bro. It's his loss. I'm tellin ye. I swear it to the gods.    
   
&quot;There's a fine, fine line between together and not   
And there's a fine, fine line between what you wanted and what you got.   
You gotta go after the things you want while you're still in your prime...   
   
There's a fine, fine line between love   
And a waste of time.&quot;   
^AND IT WAS A WASTE OF TIME.
www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1067051983311294&set=vb.213950138621487&type=2&theater

This is you. You need a nap, you grumpy little baby. ****** not even worth thinking about, bro. It's his loss. I'm tellin ye. I swear it to the gods.

"There's a fine, fine line between together and not
And there's a fine, fine line between what you wanted and what you got.
You gotta go after the things you want while you're still in your prime...

There's a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of time."
^AND IT WAS A WASTE OF TIME.
#2194 to #2193 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Leave me to sulk, pls
Leave me to sulk, pls
#2195 to #2194 - ifuckedyoursister (01/16/2015) [-]
Seriously, bro. I don't like seeing you pissed off   
   
   
   
   
it scares me   
   
well I'm always here if you need anything. Absolutely anything. Or I could just go to your house and refuse to leave you until I get to make you laugh. deal? don't taunt me, I live literally 2 minutes away.
Seriously, bro. I don't like seeing you pissed off




it scares me

well I'm always here if you need anything. Absolutely anything. Or I could just go to your house and refuse to leave you until I get to make you laugh. deal? don't taunt me, I live literally 2 minutes away.
#2196 to #2195 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I'm going to Cuenca to get some coffee if you want to be graced by my presence.
#2187 - cameldwarf (01/15/2015) [-]
I'm going to sleep, goodnight.
#2188 to #2187 - cunninglinguist ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
Nighty night   
   
   
ahem
Nighty night


ahem
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