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#2846 - Boop  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
User avatar #2847 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
morning.
#54 - Good question  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on darknyte's profile 0
User avatar #55 - darknyte (04/30/2015) [-]
Go away
#49 - Wat u doin on my profile  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2015 on darknyte's profile 0
User avatar #51 - darknyte (04/28/2015) [-]
why do you care?
User avatar #54 - cunninglinguist (04/29/2015) [-]
Good question
User avatar #55 - darknyte (04/30/2015) [-]
Go away
#403132 - Ask away if you come up with any more questions 04/27/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#403130 - aw shiiiet I was late, what did I miss?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
User avatar #403131 - jonnyfrosty (04/27/2015) [-]
Charming questions about philipine prostitutes women
User avatar #403132 - cunninglinguist (04/27/2015) [-]
Ask away if you come up with any more questions
#1265 - Picture 04/26/2015 on Top 3 favorite FJers? 0
#2843 - I'm not a cry baby  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2844 - tarabostes (04/26/2015) [-]
THEN Y U CRYIN'???
ME:1
YOU: 0
Ron Paul: 2012

















y u no translate my catalog post?
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#91 - Picture 04/23/2015 on Cards Against Humanity time? +1
#88 - **cunninglinguist used "*roll cah answer*"** **cunninglingu… 04/23/2015 on Cards Against Humanity time? +1

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#2718 - ghettograndpa (04/12/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by cunninglinguist
This property belongs to me.
This property belongs to me.
#2848 - ghettograndpa (04/29/2015) [-]
You're mine, Princess
You're mine, Princess
User avatar #2845 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2847 to #2846 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
morning.
#2841 - dancininseptember (04/23/2015) [-]
this a jaffa cake profile now
#2837 - fappening (04/23/2015) [-]
They led me to believe jet fuel can melt steel beams.
#2826 - fappening (04/23/2015) [-]
**fappening used "*roll picture*"****fappening rolled image** <- this will be the death of you
**fappening used "*roll picture*"**
**fappening rolled image** <- this will be the death of you
#2827 to #2826 - cunninglinguist (04/23/2015) [-]
**cunninglinguist used "*roll picture*"**
**cunninglinguist rolled image**

B-but... papa franku!


<--- this will be the death of you
#2828 to #2827 - cunninglinguist (04/23/2015) [-]
So apparently, autism will be the death of you.
#2830 to #2829 - cunninglinguist (04/23/2015) [-]
**cunninglinguist used "*roll picture*"**
**cunninglinguist rolled image** I'll be the death of you
#2831 to #2830 - fappening (04/23/2015) [-]
too soon gurl, too soon
too soon gurl, too soon
#2832 to #2831 - cunninglinguist (04/23/2015) [-]
**cunninglinguist used "*roll picture*"**
**cunninglinguist rolled image** if this has anything autistic like ponies/animu, you should go kill yourself
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - cunninglinguist (04/23/2015) [-]
Welp, a ****** saved your life.













... for now
#2835 to #2834 - cunninglinguist (04/23/2015) [-]
that made me laugh
that made me laugh
#2803 - tarabostes (04/22/2015) [-]
Hey Angela , guess what!
User avatar #2825 to #2803 - cunninglinguist (04/23/2015) [-]
Thread limit. Ohoho punny. I like that one
#2824 to #2803 - tarabostes (04/23/2015) [-]
**** forgot to post it
User avatar #2836 to #2824 - cunninglinguist (04/23/2015) [-]
bitch you just called me a cry baby
#2840 to #2836 - tarabostes (04/23/2015) [-]
Well you ARE one!!!

























huehuehueuheuheuehueuhueuhuehueuheuhue catalogs are so silly!
User avatar #2843 to #2840 - cunninglinguist (04/26/2015) [-]
I'm not a cry baby
#2844 to #2843 - tarabostes (04/26/2015) [-]
THEN Y U CRYIN'???
ME:1
YOU: 0
Ron Paul: 2012

















y u no translate my catalog post?
#2805 to #2804 - tarabostes (04/22/2015) [-]





























i banged the ******* drum
#2806 to #2805 - cunninglinguist (04/22/2015) [-]
Jokes on you, I haven't heard from my mother in almost 23 years!
#2807 to #2806 - tarabostes (04/22/2015) [-]
Well would you like that to happen?
#2808 to #2807 - cunninglinguist (04/22/2015) [-]
I'd like to know why she gave me away
#2809 to #2808 - tarabostes (04/22/2015) [-]
ummm..... because she's cunning?
#2810 to #2809 - cunninglinguist (04/22/2015) [-]
Or maybe she's just a bitch.    
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
Doesn't matter. I'm in a good family now , I guess.
Or maybe she's just a bitch.











Doesn't matter. I'm in a good family now , I guess.
#2811 to #2810 - tarabostes (04/22/2015) [-]
Oh



























Yay! , whachu mean?
#2812 to #2811 - cunninglinguist (04/22/2015) [-]
Oh, did I not tell you I was adopted
Oh, did I not tell you I was adopted
#2813 to #2812 - tarabostes (04/22/2015) [-]
Nope, but that's cute!
#2814 to #2813 - cunninglinguist (04/22/2015) [-]
y'know whats cute? baby me.



this is baby me
#2815 to #2814 - tarabostes (04/22/2015) [-]
Kawaii angela-chaaaaan! <3

























who's that? Your papa?
#2816 to #2815 - cunninglinguist (04/22/2015) [-]
Yee thats muh father.



This is us now. My two brothers, mom, and dad.




none of us are related.
#2817 to #2816 - tarabostes (04/22/2015) [-]
Awwwww !


































your mum and dad better not be related, das forbidden luv!
btw you're all catalogs?
#2818 to #2817 - cunninglinguist (04/22/2015) [-]
Lol no, they aren't.


My brothers, I think, yeah. But a mix of something else. My biological mother was Caucasian tho
#2819 to #2818 - tarabostes (04/22/2015) [-]

























Oh, so your dad liked white girls!
who doesn't??
What does this catalog say?
#2820 to #2819 - cunninglinguist (04/22/2015) [-]
No, I've never met my real parents. These are my adoptive parents. My real dad probably doesn't know I even exist.   
   
   
it says 'is this my new face?' lol
No, I've never met my real parents. These are my adoptive parents. My real dad probably doesn't know I even exist.


it says 'is this my new face?' lol
#2821 to #2820 - tarabostes (04/22/2015) [-]
Awww don't worry sweetie the real parent is the 1 that raises you!



























Lol , what about this 1???
User avatar #2822 to #2821 - cunninglinguist (04/23/2015) [-]
Its just him pointing out that the guy is an addict. Wtf hahaha




Its alright, Tara, thank you for the support
#2823 to #2822 - tarabostes (04/23/2015) [-]
Lol i thought he was a dick, what about THIS one miss catalog-translator??

























Honey, i'd support DAT ASS all knight long don't chu worry!
User avatar #2797 - dancininseptember (04/21/2015) [-]
hi girl i am very hot guy
you should hot me yes
User avatar #2798 to #2797 - cunninglinguist (04/21/2015) [-]
wat


do I know you
User avatar #2799 to #2798 - dancininseptember (04/21/2015) [-]
no no
but u can
User avatar #2800 to #2799 - cunninglinguist (04/21/2015) [-]
how'd you get to my profile tho
User avatar #2801 to #2800 - dancininseptember (04/21/2015) [-]
i have ways many ways
User avatar #2802 to #2801 - cunninglinguist (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm a little scared
#2795 - ifuckedyoursister (04/20/2015) [-]
Wanna come over later
#2796 to #2795 - cunninglinguist (04/20/2015) [-]
Gotta stay home and celebrate
#2763 - cameldwarf ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
hi
#2765 to #2764 - cameldwarf ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
mfw I have to work all weekend plus monday and tuesday, all early morning shifts.
#2766 to #2765 - cunninglinguist (04/18/2015) [-]
mfw I'm PMSing so badly I'm about to fire one of my employees for being a cunt
#2767 to #2766 - cameldwarf ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
mfw I got called ugly today
mfw I got called ugly today
#2769 to #2767 - cunninglinguist (04/18/2015) [-]
mfw I got cat-called today



sry
#2768 to #2767 - cunninglinguist (04/18/2015) [-]
Who called you ugly


I'll give em a high five


jk I'll have my man wreck em. Just had a manicure, don't want to ruin my hands
#2770 to #2768 - cameldwarf ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
thnks i knew you'd make me feel even better
thnks i knew you'd make me feel even better
#2771 to #2770 - cunninglinguist (04/18/2015) [-]
You're not ugly, I promise. You have a symmetrical face.   
   
   
   
Who the 			****		 called you ugly
You're not ugly, I promise. You have a symmetrical face.



Who the **** called you ugly
#2739 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2741 to #2740 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
komusta ka?
User avatar #2742 to #2741 - cunninglinguist (04/15/2015) [-]
I'm very well, thank you. How ya doin, Nicky?
User avatar #2743 to #2742 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
I'm sleeeeepy. D:
User avatar #2745 to #2744 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Yes, nanay.
User avatar #2746 to #2745 - cunninglinguist (04/15/2015) [-]
I'm not a mother




yet
User avatar #2747 to #2746 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]






congrats
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - cunninglinguist (04/15/2015) [-]
I ain't pregnant either!




#2756 to #2755 - cunninglinguist (04/15/2015) [-]
why is this making me blush
why is this making me blush
User avatar #2757 to #2756 - ghettograndpa (04/15/2015) [-]
Who will be the King after my demise?
#2758 to #2757 - cunninglinguist (04/15/2015) [-]
How many future Kings do you want
How many future Kings do you want
User avatar #2759 to #2758 - ghettograndpa (04/15/2015) [-]
idk, we'll see

#2760 to #2759 - cunninglinguist (04/16/2015) [-]
stahp. you're making me swoon
stahp. you're making me swoon
#2761 to #2760 - ghettograndpa (04/16/2015) [-]
Fall into my hands and I'll carry you into bed
Fall into my hands and I'll carry you into bed
#2749 to #2748 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
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#2751 to #2750 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Mahal kita pls no kill
Mahal kita pls no kill
#2752 to #2751 - cunninglinguist (04/15/2015) [-]
go slep b4 u ded
go slep b4 u ded
User avatar #2753 to #2752 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
mkayyy nert nert. :3
#2737 - ghettograndpa (04/14/2015) [-]
Kiss me
Kiss me
#2738 to #2737 - cunninglinguist (04/15/2015) [-]
that's a demanding bunny
that's a demanding bunny
#2733 - cameldwarf ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
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#2724 - tarabostes (04/12/2015) [-]
Problems in paradise Angela Kita?
#2725 to #2724 - cunninglinguist (04/13/2015) [-]
Absolutely not, everything is going by perfectly.


the **** does Kita mean, and why are you calling me it I mean its completely meaningless in Tagalog
#2789 to #2725 - tarabostes (04/19/2015) [-]
Have you ever say on someone's face?
#2794 to #2793 - tarabostes (04/19/2015) [-]
Well i can be your trainer!


























#2727 to #2725 - tarabostes (04/13/2015) [-]
Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
MAHAL KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
How the hell am i even supposed to know, i never even heard about catalog b4 u mentioned it to me!
#2728 to #2727 - cunninglinguist (04/13/2015) [-]
do you know what your reaction picture is saying?

he's like 'do you want me to fatten you up, love?' srsly wtf







YOU DONT LOVE ME, BOGDAN. STAHP.
#2729 to #2728 - tarabostes (04/13/2015) [-]
nope
and ain't that cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute??



























HOW DO U KNOW?????????????
#2730 to #2729 - cunninglinguist (04/13/2015) [-]
lol where do you even get these pictures?    
   
   
   
I JUST KNOW, OKAY. YOU DUN KNO ME
lol where do you even get these pictures?



I JUST KNOW, OKAY. YOU DUN KNO ME
#2731 to #2730 - tarabostes (04/13/2015) [-]
U want sum??


























U KNOW WRONG, OKAY. YEAH I DO, AND IF U THINK OTHERWISE TELL ME SOMETHIN' I DON'T KNOW!!!
User avatar #2734 to #2731 - cunninglinguist (04/14/2015) [-]
WHY DO YOU EVEN CLAIM TO LOVE ME
#2773 to #2734 - tarabostes (04/19/2015) [-]
AA-Angela pp-pls....
User avatar #2774 to #2773 - cunninglinguist (04/19/2015) [-]
Bogdaaaan
#2775 to #2774 - tarabostes (04/19/2015) [-]
AAAAAAAAngeeeeeeelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why do gurls react so bad when you joke about 'em bein' fat?
#2776 to #2775 - cunninglinguist (04/19/2015) [-]
Holy 			****		, why would you even do that?  There are some people who can pull it off though. Well one person. He's the only one who could call me a chub and get away with it.  hey bae ghettograndpa    
   
don't joke about it unless they're being a dick
Holy **** , why would you even do that? There are some people who can pull it off though. Well one person. He's the only one who could call me a chub and get away with it. hey bae ghettograndpa

don't joke about it unless they're being a dick
#2777 to #2776 - tarabostes (04/19/2015) [-]
Shut up linguist, don't be so quick 2 judge! T'was just a lil joke, it seems some people take 'em like bombs... FATSO!!!

U srs?
#2778 to #2777 - cunninglinguist (04/19/2015) [-]
Implying your opinion matters to me.   
   
   
just don't make fat jokes especially when they're actually fat, unless they treat you badly, then go ahead
Implying your opinion matters to me.


just don't make fat jokes especially when they're actually fat, unless they treat you badly, then go ahead
#2779 to #2778 - tarabostes (04/19/2015) [-]
yes















Well you treat me badly, MISS QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE!!!
cc-cunning pp-plssss.... I thought Haccalia was your bae, u cheatin'!??!?!?
#2780 to #2779 - cunninglinguist (04/19/2015) [-]
I don't treat you badly.



she wouldn't call me fat either, and that's hwy I love her
#2781 to #2780 - tarabostes (04/19/2015) [-]
yeah u do ;^;





















That's why u cheat on her??
DISGUSTING
#2782 to #2781 - cunninglinguist (04/19/2015) [-]
No, I don't. Imma start treating you badly if you carry on with this tho   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
I ain't. shut your mouth if you truly do love me
No, I don't. Imma start treating you badly if you carry on with this tho








I ain't. shut your mouth if you truly do love me
#2783 to #2782 - tarabostes (04/19/2015) [-]
And slap my ass?            
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
Is that y u have 1589328513151351 other lovers and you won't show me 'em cunningtiddies??
And slap my ass?

























Is that y u have 1589328513151351 other lovers and you won't show me 'em cunningtiddies??
User avatar #2791 to #2783 - ghettograndpa (04/19/2015) [-]
r u jello
#2792 to #2791 - tarabostes (04/19/2015) [-]
on wat m8?
#2784 to #2783 - cunninglinguist (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm not going to show anybody my cunningtiddies















tara pls stahp
#2785 to #2784 - tarabostes (04/19/2015) [-]
not even to your lover?




























How could you reject Misha Collins? LESBIAN DETECTED t'was kinda obvious from haccalia but... meh...
#2736 to #2734 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
BECAUSE THAT'S MY NINJA WAY!!!
#2786 to #2736 - cunninglinguist (04/19/2015) [-]
make a new thread, it reached its limit.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
Misha Collins is a babe. So is Jensen Ackles
make a new thread, it reached its limit.








Misha Collins is a babe. So is Jensen Ackles
#2787 to #2786 - tarabostes (04/19/2015) [-]
then y didn't  u reply 2 my 1ST comment? CHECKM8   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
can't compare
then y didn't u reply 2 my 1ST comment? CHECKM8


















can't compare
User avatar #2788 to #2787 - cunninglinguist (04/19/2015) [-]
I was just telling you to make a whole new thread, dawg
#2723 - ghettograndpa (04/12/2015) [-]
you and I
#2726 to #2723 - cunninglinguist (04/13/2015) [-]
you're a bunny tho
you're a bunny tho
#2705 - cunninglinguist (04/07/2015) [-]
enviousjellyfish you ******* stalker ass ******



This is why I can't have nice things
#2707 to #2706 - cunninglinguist (04/07/2015) [-]
This is exactly the type of **** that got me in trouble, you twat
User avatar #2708 to #2707 - enviousjellyfish (04/07/2015) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about
#2709 to #2708 - cunninglinguist (04/07/2015) [-]
Suuuuuuuuuure
Suuuuuuuuuure
User avatar #2710 to #2709 - enviousjellyfish (04/07/2015) [-]
I seriously don't
#2711 to #2710 - cunninglinguist (04/07/2015) [-]
So you have ABSOLUTELY no idea how my friendship with a certain someone went downhill
So you have ABSOLUTELY no idea how my friendship with a certain someone went downhill
User avatar #2712 to #2711 - enviousjellyfish (04/07/2015) [-]
Ooh.

Maaybe~~
#2713 to #2712 - cunninglinguist (04/07/2015) [-]
This was your plan all along, wasn't it. Make him hate me so you can have my affection for yourself.
This was your plan all along, wasn't it. Make him hate me so you can have my affection for yourself.
User avatar #2714 to #2713 - cameldwarf ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
can I be nosy and ask what you're talking about
User avatar #2716 to #2715 - cameldwarf ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
what are you talking about
User avatar #2717 to #2716 - cunninglinguist (04/10/2015) [-]
Check your IMs
User avatar #2676 to #2673 - cunninglinguist (04/05/2015) [-]
I love this one
#2677 to #2676 - ghettograndpa (04/05/2015) [-]
I love you
I love you
User avatar #2685 to #2677 - cunninglinguist (04/05/2015) [-]
why don't you say that to my face
#2678 to #2677 - cunninglinguist (04/05/2015) [-]
I love you moar
I love you moar
#2679 to #2678 - ghettograndpa (04/05/2015) [-]
I'm bigger than you, so I outdo you by sheer force
I'm bigger than you, so I outdo you by sheer force
#2681 to #2680 - ghettograndpa (04/05/2015) [-]
You belong to me
You belong to me
#2682 to #2681 - cunninglinguist (04/05/2015) [-]
Possessive. I like it.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
And you, me.
Possessive. I like it.






And you, me.
#2683 to #2682 - ghettograndpa (04/05/2015) [-]
I'm not possessive, you just influence my life enough, that I can't let go of you.
I'm not possessive, you just influence my life enough, that I can't let go of you.
#2686 to #2684 - ghettograndpa (04/05/2015) [-]
yes   
   
you are
yes

you are




#2687 to #2686 - cunninglinguist (04/05/2015) [-]
naming that 			************		 Margus because its so damn cute
naming that ************ Margus because its so damn cute
#2688 to #2670 - cunninglinguist (04/06/2015) [-]
G-good to know?
G-good to know?
#2689 to #2688 - tarabostes (04/06/2015) [-]
DELICIOUS to know!







































now my dear kita, are you rady to gey absolutely mahalal with me?
#2704 to #2703 - tarabostes (04/06/2015) [-]
Whoa, 2rad4me brah
User avatar #2691 to #2690 - cunninglinguist (04/06/2015) [-]
You never give up, do you, Bogdan
#2692 to #2691 - tarabostes (04/06/2015) [-]
As long as i have a raging boner, you are correct!































Now how do you say " ************ " in your language?
User avatar #2693 to #2692 - cunninglinguist (04/06/2015) [-]
hmm, we don't really have a term for ************ D: say 'putangina', that word can be used for anything
#2694 to #2693 - tarabostes (04/06/2015) [-]
I AM A PUTANGINA!!!




























Prepear Uranus!
User avatar #2695 to #2694 - cunninglinguist (04/06/2015) [-]
Hahahahaha that made me laugh a little. I'm not a mother yet, so you can't
#2696 to #2695 - tarabostes (04/06/2015) [-]
Yay! THEN I'LL MAKE YOU ONE!!!
































By consensual sex in the missionary position with the sole purpose of making children....



...WITH THE LIGHTS OFF!!!
#2697 to #2696 - cunninglinguist (04/06/2015) [-]
Jesus, you are lewd.








how can you be so blunt about that
#2698 to #2697 - tarabostes (04/06/2015) [-]
NO U!!!   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
    
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
Oh okay i'll try not to be so blunt:  Would you like to take a seat m'Angela?
NO U!!!




































Oh okay i'll try not to be so blunt: Would you like to take a seat m'Angela?
#2699 to #2698 - cunninglinguist (04/06/2015) [-]
DAMN THAT'S SMOOTH AS ****
#2700 to #2699 - tarabostes (04/06/2015) [-]
Just like your butt?




























#2701 to #2700 - cunninglinguist (04/06/2015) [-]
You've never even seen my butt, and you wont ever see my butt
#2702 to #2701 - tarabostes (04/06/2015) [-]
I ASKED you 			*****		? Y u gotta b so roooood???   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 &lt;3 NEVER SAY NEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!! &lt;3
I ASKED you ***** ? Y u gotta b so roooood???






























<3 NEVER SAY NEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!! <3
#2660 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
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User avatar #2662 to #2660 - cunninglinguist (03/28/2015) [-]
What do you want
#2664 to #2662 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
well thats a bit rude, isn't it?
#2667 to #2666 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
jus tryin 2 be frends
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