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#354 - I had a dream that for some reason, my crush was forced to mar… 02/20/2013 on Dream On 0
#43 - all of you...  [+] (28 new replies) 02/20/2013 on cumwhore's profile 0
#46 - renamon (02/21/2013) [-]
Your welcome c:
User avatar #50 - goodatlosing (03/03/2013) [-]
You...
#51 - renamon (03/03/2013) [-]
Me?..
User avatar #52 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Yes. Don't you ever post Twi as that Dentist again... except for now...
User avatar #54 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm.. What do you mean? I don't remember this..
User avatar #56 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Naaauuuughhhtyyyy.... ring any bells?
#53 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
#58 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
It's ok twi, I got this.
#59 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
I WANT RAPE
#61 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Rape sounds nice~
User avatar #62 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
then rape me :3
User avatar #65 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Ok :3 Will I get rape in return?
User avatar #66 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
of course :D
#67 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
bend over o.o
User avatar #69 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
We are going to do it on uh.. cumwhore's profile? x3
User avatar #70 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
yes.
User avatar #71 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Okie o.o; -bends over-
#73 - renamon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #72 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
unless you don't want to, of course x3 -gropes your asscheeks and spreads them apart-
User avatar #74 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
I kind of don't... >.< It seems unfair to him.. I think cumwhore is a guy.. I don't know -blushes deep red- ://///3
User avatar #75 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
well, wherever you want, your choice ^///^
User avatar #76 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm... Could we PM?.. Please.. And I'm going t be going for a while, umm.. I have an Xbox as well, my gamer tag is on my profile. And I have skype.. hehe..
User avatar #55 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
NOT YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU... But i've seen your comments!
#60 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
#57 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
did ya like em?
User avatar #64 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
I'LL NEVER TELL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User avatar #44 - tehvvecme (02/20/2013) [-]
Not until you stop with lollygagging.
#35 - Picture 02/19/2013 on giraffe 0
#107 - Australia is an island. America sits atop the most violent re…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Guns 0
#178 - crickity (02/20/2013) [-]
Latin America's the most violent region in the world?
Well shit. Didn't know that.

I think 'too many guns here already' is a big part of the problem.
User avatar #186 - cumwhore (02/20/2013) [-]
Too many guns here already isn't a problem per se, it just means that any attempts to "control" guns are going to be ludacris. America has a lower rate of hot burglary than Britain and many other European countries. We also have a lower rate of rape. In actually, we have lower rates than Europe in most types of crime, except actual killings, which doesn't mean murder. Killing in self-defense happens much more frequently in America as well. Long story short, I blame the war on drugs. End the war on drugs, and the price goes down, and so does the violence associated with it. No one kills someone over the right to sell beer to a particular region.
#106 - I own fake guns. 02/19/2013 on Guns +3
#113 - I've taken dumps wider than most dicks before. 02/19/2013 on Found this in a bathroom... 0
#637 - When Derrick Rose went out game 1 against the 76ers and Chicag…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2013 on Depression +1
User avatar #678 - dedj (02/22/2013) [-]
bingo
#26 - *with care 02/19/2013 on fallow these directions... +1
#373 - Dude, you're so cool! I wish I was you. 02/19/2013 on You did not just say that... 0
#372 - Nah. I'm not going to feel like I missed out on anything. I … 02/19/2013 on You did not just say that... 0
#444 - Most people hate the Lakers. I used that example because it's… 02/19/2013 on Depression 0
#342 - cumguzzler was taken. 02/19/2013 on You did not just say that... 0
#340 - I couldn't think of a name and had users roll for dubs. I was…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2013 on You did not just say that... 0
User avatar #341 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
its pretty funny.
User avatar #342 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
cumguzzler was taken.
#337 - That's good. I wouldn't have a problem with kissing before ma…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2013 on You did not just say that... 0
#368 - adamks (02/19/2013) [-]
Why do you feel like that is better? Monogamism will leave you with a bitter taste. No matter what you will allways have the feeling that you missed out on something, because you did. Monogamism is alright, but it is okay to try something funny before settling down with a single person.
User avatar #372 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
Nah. I'm not going to feel like I missed out on anything. I don't wanna be comparing my wife to anyone else.
User avatar #339 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
i just looked at you name and now im a little suspicious
#338 - mrjweezy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #340 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
I couldn't think of a name and had users roll for dubs. I was a good sport about it.
User avatar #341 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
its pretty funny.
User avatar #342 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
cumguzzler was taken.
#332 - I'm sorry.  [+] (12 new replies) 02/19/2013 on You did not just say that... +2
User avatar #335 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
its fine im saving my virginity. so at least i got that
#346 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah yeah, nice excuse bro. Hey dude are you a virgin? Yeah, because im saving it, if i wasnt i would get pussy 5 times a day. Your full of shit faggot.
User avatar #373 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
Dude, you're so cool! I wish I was you.
User avatar #348 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
You call me faggot as if it was an insult.
there nothing wrong with being gay.
User avatar #337 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
That's good. I wouldn't have a problem with kissing before marriage, but I hope to only kiss one girl. I can't control the future obviously, but that's how I hope it plays out.
#368 - adamks (02/19/2013) [-]
Why do you feel like that is better? Monogamism will leave you with a bitter taste. No matter what you will allways have the feeling that you missed out on something, because you did. Monogamism is alright, but it is okay to try something funny before settling down with a single person.
User avatar #372 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
Nah. I'm not going to feel like I missed out on anything. I don't wanna be comparing my wife to anyone else.
User avatar #339 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
i just looked at you name and now im a little suspicious
#338 - mrjweezy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #340 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
I couldn't think of a name and had users roll for dubs. I was a good sport about it.
User avatar #341 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
its pretty funny.
User avatar #342 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
cumguzzler was taken.
#327 - Exactly. Call me a moralfag, but I actually want to save it. …  [+] (14 new replies) 02/19/2013 on You did not just say that... 0
User avatar #328 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
i didnt and i regret everything.....It feels really bad
#332 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #335 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
its fine im saving my virginity. so at least i got that
#346 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah yeah, nice excuse bro. Hey dude are you a virgin? Yeah, because im saving it, if i wasnt i would get pussy 5 times a day. Your full of shit faggot.
User avatar #373 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
Dude, you're so cool! I wish I was you.
User avatar #348 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
You call me faggot as if it was an insult.
there nothing wrong with being gay.
User avatar #337 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
That's good. I wouldn't have a problem with kissing before marriage, but I hope to only kiss one girl. I can't control the future obviously, but that's how I hope it plays out.
#368 - adamks (02/19/2013) [-]
Why do you feel like that is better? Monogamism will leave you with a bitter taste. No matter what you will allways have the feeling that you missed out on something, because you did. Monogamism is alright, but it is okay to try something funny before settling down with a single person.
User avatar #372 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
Nah. I'm not going to feel like I missed out on anything. I don't wanna be comparing my wife to anyone else.
User avatar #339 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
i just looked at you name and now im a little suspicious
#338 - mrjweezy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #340 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
I couldn't think of a name and had users roll for dubs. I was a good sport about it.
User avatar #341 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
its pretty funny.
User avatar #342 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
cumguzzler was taken.
#58 - My mom, for the longest time, thought lol stood for lots of love.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2013 on He works in mysterious ways... +2
#82 - mistahlegend (02/19/2013) [-]
Well, it did for a little bit.
User avatar #78 - evilanakie (02/19/2013) [-]
so did mine
funny story
her friends mother died
she typed back "lol"
User avatar #81 - Sozune (02/19/2013) [-]
Sure.
#422 - One time my dad explained depression to me. "You know ho…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Depression +3
User avatar #491 - dedj (02/19/2013) [-]
well pretty accurate, i've never had major depression, just some minor depression stages. But yeah it's the same feeling when the bulls blow a 20 point lead and lose by a buzzer beater.
#637 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
When Derrick Rose went out game 1 against the 76ers and Chicago promptly lost the series
User avatar #678 - dedj (02/22/2013) [-]
bingo
#452 - offsprings (02/19/2013) [-]
RIP Jerry Buss
#442 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Well...I dislike the Lakers, so they probably weren't the best example to use.

Other than that it's a good metaphor
User avatar #444 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
Most people hate the Lakers. I used that example because it's what he actually said and because I've been a fan for 11 years. You can substitute whichever team you happen to like.
#170 - That actually doesn't look that appetizing... 02/19/2013 on Sweet Mother of God 0
#316 - I'm 19 and I haven't kissed a girl  [+] (18 new replies) 02/19/2013 on You did not just say that... +3
User avatar #363 - rexthedino (02/19/2013) [-]
Don't feel bad at all.
I lost my virginity to some random girl at 16 and have regretted it ever since.

I am now 20 and have been in a relationship with a girl I can see spending the rest of my life with and she waited to giver her virginity to me; I just wish I could have done the same.
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User avatar #323 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
no shame in that
User avatar #327 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
Exactly. Call me a moralfag, but I actually want to save it. I hope to be a monogamist.
User avatar #328 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
i didnt and i regret everything.....It feels really bad
#332 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #335 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
its fine im saving my virginity. so at least i got that
#346 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Yeah yeah, nice excuse bro. Hey dude are you a virgin? Yeah, because im saving it, if i wasnt i would get pussy 5 times a day. Your full of shit faggot.
User avatar #373 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
Dude, you're so cool! I wish I was you.
User avatar #348 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
You call me faggot as if it was an insult.
there nothing wrong with being gay.
User avatar #337 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
That's good. I wouldn't have a problem with kissing before marriage, but I hope to only kiss one girl. I can't control the future obviously, but that's how I hope it plays out.
#368 - adamks (02/19/2013) [-]
Why do you feel like that is better? Monogamism will leave you with a bitter taste. No matter what you will allways have the feeling that you missed out on something, because you did. Monogamism is alright, but it is okay to try something funny before settling down with a single person.
User avatar #372 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
Nah. I'm not going to feel like I missed out on anything. I don't wanna be comparing my wife to anyone else.
User avatar #339 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
i just looked at you name and now im a little suspicious
#338 - mrjweezy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #340 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
I couldn't think of a name and had users roll for dubs. I was a good sport about it.
User avatar #341 - mrjweezy (02/19/2013) [-]
its pretty funny.
User avatar #342 - cumwhore (02/19/2013) [-]
cumguzzler was taken.
#116 - In the Pacific Northwest, we have a variation on that. If you… 02/18/2013 on Canada 0
#115 - I live near Portland, OR and it's pretty much the same thing, … 02/18/2013 on Canada 0
#109 - Southern Ontario has the warmest summers. Highs in the upper … 02/18/2013 on Canada 0
#101 - I'm average looking. 02/18/2013 on Attractive pie +6
#153 - Try just letting it hang before pulling back in. Shaking only… 02/18/2013 on Every time 0

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User avatar #63 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Sorry about this, cumwhore. c:
User avatar #49 - goodatlosing (03/03/2013) [-]
Why an Azurite pic? And I guess No lollygagging.
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#45 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#43 - cumwhore (02/20/2013) [-]
all of you...
all of you...
#46 to #43 - renamon (02/21/2013) [-]
Your welcome c:
Your welcome c:
User avatar #50 to #46 - goodatlosing (03/03/2013) [-]
You...
User avatar #52 to #51 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Yes. Don't you ever post Twi as that Dentist again... except for now...
User avatar #54 to #52 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm.. What do you mean? I don't remember this..
User avatar #56 to #54 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Naaauuuughhhtyyyy.... ring any bells?
#53 to #52 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#58 to #53 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
It's ok twi, I got this.
#59 to #58 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
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I WANT RAPE
#61 to #59 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Rape sounds nice~
User avatar #62 to #61 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
then rape me :3
User avatar #65 to #62 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Ok :3 Will I get rape in return?
User avatar #66 to #65 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
of course :D
User avatar #68 to #67 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
bend over o.o
User avatar #69 to #68 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
We are going to do it on uh.. cumwhore's profile? x3
User avatar #70 to #69 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
yes.
User avatar #71 to #70 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Okie o.o; -bends over-
#73 to #71 - renamon has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
unless you don't want to, of course x3 -gropes your asscheeks and spreads them apart-
User avatar #74 to #72 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
I kind of don't... >.< It seems unfair to him.. I think cumwhore is a guy.. I don't know -blushes deep red- ://///3
User avatar #75 to #74 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
well, wherever you want, your choice ^///^
User avatar #76 to #75 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm... Could we PM?.. Please.. And I'm going t be going for a while, umm.. I have an Xbox as well, my gamer tag is on my profile. And I have skype.. hehe..
User avatar #55 to #53 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
NOT YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU... But i've seen your comments!
#57 to #55 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
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did ya like em?
User avatar #64 to #57 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
I'LL NEVER TELL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User avatar #44 to #43 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
Not until you stop with lollygagging.
#42 - blackfloorboards (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'.
#41 - Superhell ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging
User avatar #40 - skergex (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGIN YA MILKDRINKER!
User avatar #39 - lilbigjoker (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGING
#38 - EarthDefenseforce (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#37 - ICEDgrunge (02/20/2013) [-]
Quit with the lollygagin'
#36 - ehzio ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin you whore
User avatar #35 - cruptsamurai (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging ;:":";":":';":":';';";':":'"":'.,';'/":,;",;'.;,';'.;<":":.',;';'.;,';<'.;,'>;," :>";,":<",';.','<":>",';<>:",;[;',;'.;<";
#34 - dsdanny (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging!
no lollygagging!
#33 - DivideZeroForFun (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'
No lollygaggin'
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User avatar #31 - fluffyz (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging.
User avatar #30 - docteragondildos (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaging you ******* cumwhore.
#29 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
No 9-Gagging
User avatar #28 - butthurtforever (02/20/2013) [-]
No ******* lollygagging.
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