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#91 - yeah... it sure does bother me when my friends do that... beca… 02/25/2013 on just can't get enough facebook 0
#132 - I went to a party last night and met an Australian guy. He's … 02/25/2013 on I fucking LOVE countryball +6
#416 - Okay. I think we've thoroughly covered the whole "femini… 02/24/2013 on #FEMINISM #MALE-PIGS 0
#166 - Libertarianism - you have two cows. You do whatever you like … 02/24/2013 on the government explained +1
#56 - Can he **** from that? 02/23/2013 on "What is your greatest... 0
#663 - Picture 02/23/2013 on AR15 +2
#659 - Comment deleted 02/23/2013 on AR15 0
#1189 - Um... If it's a private business, the owner should get to set … 02/22/2013 on -Obama +1
#90 - While I don't oppose it myself, I understand the opposition to… 02/22/2013 on pandemic 0
#1180 - Context. In certain cases, under Obama's health care law, emp…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on -Obama +1
#1184 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/22/2013) [-]
Unless the employer is a church or youth group or something, religion should have no sway in how you conduct business.
User avatar #1189 - cumwhore (02/22/2013) [-]
Um... If it's a private business, the owner should get to set the rules. Of course, if the rules are too ridiculous, no one will want to work there. The market handles that on it's own. But that's not really the point I was making anyways.
#74 - Every one you've met... 02/21/2013 on Funny and True +2
#43 - He was making the overused joke that Republicans (the American…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Funny and True +6
#64 - freeyourmind (02/21/2013) [-]
every republican ive seen is an ignorant racist with an 8th grade education
#74 - cumwhore (02/21/2013) [-]
Every one you've met...
User avatar #67 - Ruspanic (02/21/2013) [-]
You haven't seen a lot of Republicans, then.
#70 - freeyourmind (02/21/2013) [-]
no the republicans are evil and should be killed/leave the country
#75 - Ruspanic (02/21/2013) [-]
0/10.
#19 - And now I wish it was summer. Friggin Pacific Northwest winters...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Pairadocks 0
#23 - mgarrigan (02/21/2013) [-]
you'r username...
#24 - dracodiabolus (02/21/2013) [-]
*Your
#100 - Picture 02/21/2013 on Give me 20! +1
#83 - That doesn't really change anything. 02/21/2013 on Shutdown +1
#198 - Right. I'm saying that the fact that he has to point that out… 02/21/2013 on How most Christians feel... 0
#148 - If you can't tell the difference between one of the billions o…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2013 on How most Christians feel... 0
User avatar #169 - WakaTakaBang (02/21/2013) [-]
"How most Christians feel....towards the Westboro Baptist Church". He's saying that most Christians aren't like them.
User avatar #198 - cumwhore (02/21/2013) [-]
Right. I'm saying that the fact that he has to point that out is kind of sad. I guess I didn't do a very good job of making my point.
#331 - Wet sock... Even I wouldn't do that to myself... 02/20/2013 on Jack the Time Traveller +1
#186 - Too many guns here already isn't a problem per se, it just mea… 02/20/2013 on Guns 0
#210 - Here's how that time travel won't become available to me in my…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2013 on Jack the Time Traveller +2
User avatar #238 - soulsilver (02/20/2013) [-]
If I know future me, he'd do whatever he can to screw with current and past me. That dick.
#222 - soapybox (02/20/2013) [-]
What if your past self really is, but won't reveal it so it won't fuck up the fabric of space.
You know, like make the bathroom floor wet so it fucks up your socks or something. I myself would go back and randomly place rice krispies everywhere and he wouldn't know where they came from.

You know something subtle but not obvious.
#331 - cumwhore (02/20/2013) [-]
Wet sock... Even I wouldn't do that to myself...
#354 - I had a dream that for some reason, my crush was forced to mar… 02/20/2013 on Dream On 0
#43 - all of you...  [+] (28 new replies) 02/20/2013 on cumwhore's profile 0
#46 - renamon (02/21/2013) [-]
Your welcome c:
User avatar #50 - goodatlosing (03/03/2013) [-]
You...
#51 - renamon (03/03/2013) [-]
Me?..
User avatar #52 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Yes. Don't you ever post Twi as that Dentist again... except for now...
User avatar #54 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm.. What do you mean? I don't remember this..
User avatar #56 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Naaauuuughhhtyyyy.... ring any bells?
#53 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
#58 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
It's ok twi, I got this.
#59 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
I WANT RAPE
#61 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Rape sounds nice~
User avatar #62 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
then rape me :3
User avatar #65 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Ok :3 Will I get rape in return?
User avatar #66 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
of course :D
#67 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
bend over o.o
User avatar #69 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
We are going to do it on uh.. cumwhore's profile? x3
User avatar #70 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
yes.
User avatar #71 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Okie o.o; -bends over-
#73 - renamon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #72 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
unless you don't want to, of course x3 -gropes your asscheeks and spreads them apart-
User avatar #74 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
I kind of don't... >.< It seems unfair to him.. I think cumwhore is a guy.. I don't know -blushes deep red- ://///3
User avatar #75 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
well, wherever you want, your choice ^///^
User avatar #76 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm... Could we PM?.. Please.. And I'm going t be going for a while, umm.. I have an Xbox as well, my gamer tag is on my profile. And I have skype.. hehe..
User avatar #55 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
NOT YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU... But i've seen your comments!
#60 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
#57 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
did ya like em?
User avatar #64 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
I'LL NEVER TELL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User avatar #44 - tehvvecme (02/20/2013) [-]
Not until you stop with lollygagging.
#35 - Picture 02/19/2013 on giraffe 0
#107 - Australia is an island. America sits atop the most violent re…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Guns 0
#178 - crickity (02/20/2013) [-]
Latin America's the most violent region in the world?
Well shit. Didn't know that.

I think 'too many guns here already' is a big part of the problem.
User avatar #186 - cumwhore (02/20/2013) [-]
Too many guns here already isn't a problem per se, it just means that any attempts to "control" guns are going to be ludacris. America has a lower rate of hot burglary than Britain and many other European countries. We also have a lower rate of rape. In actually, we have lower rates than Europe in most types of crime, except actual killings, which doesn't mean murder. Killing in self-defense happens much more frequently in America as well. Long story short, I blame the war on drugs. End the war on drugs, and the price goes down, and so does the violence associated with it. No one kills someone over the right to sell beer to a particular region.
#106 - I own fake guns. 02/19/2013 on Guns +3

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User avatar #63 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Sorry about this, cumwhore. c:
User avatar #49 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Why an Azurite pic? And I guess No lollygagging.
#47 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#43 - cumwhore (02/20/2013) [-]
all of you...
all of you...
#46 to #43 - renamon (02/21/2013) [-]
Your welcome c:
Your welcome c:
User avatar #50 to #46 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
You...
User avatar #52 to #51 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Yes. Don't you ever post Twi as that Dentist again... except for now...
User avatar #54 to #52 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm.. What do you mean? I don't remember this..
User avatar #56 to #54 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Naaauuuughhhtyyyy.... ring any bells?
#53 to #52 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#58 to #53 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
It's ok twi, I got this.
#59 to #58 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I WANT RAPE
#61 to #59 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Rape sounds nice~
User avatar #62 to #61 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
then rape me :3
User avatar #65 to #62 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Ok :3 Will I get rape in return?
User avatar #66 to #65 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
of course :D
User avatar #68 to #67 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
bend over o.o
User avatar #69 to #68 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
We are going to do it on uh.. cumwhore's profile? x3
User avatar #70 to #69 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
yes.
User avatar #71 to #70 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Okie o.o; -bends over-
#73 to #71 - renamon has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
unless you don't want to, of course x3 -gropes your asscheeks and spreads them apart-
User avatar #74 to #72 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
I kind of don't... >.< It seems unfair to him.. I think cumwhore is a guy.. I don't know -blushes deep red- ://///3
User avatar #75 to #74 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
well, wherever you want, your choice ^///^
User avatar #76 to #75 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm... Could we PM?.. Please.. And I'm going t be going for a while, umm.. I have an Xbox as well, my gamer tag is on my profile. And I have skype.. hehe..
User avatar #55 to #53 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
NOT YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU... But i've seen your comments!
#57 to #55 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
did ya like em?
User avatar #64 to #57 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
I'LL NEVER TELL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User avatar #44 to #43 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
Not until you stop with lollygagging.
#42 - blackfloorboards (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'.
#41 - Superhell (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging
User avatar #40 - skergex (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGIN YA MILKDRINKER!
User avatar #39 - lilbigjoker (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGING
#38 - EarthDefenseforce (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#37 - ICEDgrunge (02/20/2013) [-]
Quit with the lollygagin'
#36 - ehzio ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin you whore
User avatar #35 - cruptsamurai (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging ;:":";":":';":":';';";':":'"":'.,';'/":,;",;'.;,';'.;<":":.',;';'.;,';<'.;,'>;," :>";,":<",';.','<":>",';<>:",;[;',;'.;<";
#34 - dsdanny (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging!
no lollygagging!
#33 - DivideZeroForFun (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'
No lollygaggin'
#32 - BaconHawkSammich has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 - fluffyz (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging.
User avatar #30 - docteragondildos (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaging you ******* cumwhore.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/20/2013) [-]
No 9-Gagging
User avatar #28 - butthurtforever (02/20/2013) [-]
No ******* lollygagging.
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