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Date Signed Up:8/03/2012
Last Login:6/29/2015
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Comment Ranking:#28540
Highest Content Rank:#18213
Highest Comment Rank:#4677
Comment Thumbs: 1266 total,  1608 ,  342
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
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Total Comments Made:555
FJ Points:1270

latest user's comments

#163 - But I'm allergic to raspberries... 03/10/2013 on Everytime 0
#258 - It was May, not March...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Fucking Janitor... +4
#274 - lizardnigger (03/10/2013) [-]
*It was May, not February...
User avatar #261 - theuncreativekid (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was may too because I remember it was the same day one of my friends died, hard to forget that date
#84 - Ah the first time I tried to look at porn... I knew that m…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2013 on Lady Parts +12
User avatar #102 - exclamation (03/09/2013) [-]
I had my own sect of the famiily computer.... thus, I could delete history at my own will with no ill consequence.
#93 - autoxx (03/09/2013) [-]
Those weren't the only strokes he kept track of, is your webcam on?
User avatar #150 - kridane (03/09/2013) [-]
Lol, that deserves top comment.
#188 - autoxx (03/09/2013) [-]
I like this guy, fuck everyone but this guy.
#12 - Picture 03/06/2013 on Flowers 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on Apply cold water to burned... -5
#19 - justxjames (03/05/2013) [-]
#9 - Religion, politics, race. Trifecta 03/05/2013 on Obamas like a... +16
#60 - MFW I thought I was small, but I'm just average.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2013 on penis math made me laugh +6
User avatar #67 - thepyras (03/05/2013) [-]
Excuse me, sir, I see this .gif all the time and it always elicits an unnecessary rage within me. I guess my question is; why? Why does it upset me so much? What has that fat boy with his Mountain Dew done to hurt me?
User avatar #180 - xtrem (03/05/2013) [-]
i rage because it's a fat boy doing fat thing in a hysterical way while nodding his head approving, such creature should be discouraged from unhealthy diet
#134 - John Cena (03/05/2013) [-]
That's Moon Mist yo! Faygo
#236 - I think we would get most of those things if we adopted a scho… 03/04/2013 on There's no homework in Finland 0
#136 - Oh, believe me, I agree that the American system sucks. I jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on There's no homework in Finland 0
User avatar #137 - ronyx (03/03/2013) [-]
For the size of our country maybe not.
#134 - And the US is what, 60 times the population of Finland? What …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2013 on There's no homework in Finland +1
#135 - ronyx (03/03/2013) [-]
We still have to admit that our education system is obsolete and worthless at the moment, and is rapidly falling behind the rest of the world. But who has the time, money and energy to completely rebuild the entire education system from scratch?
User avatar #136 - cumwhore (03/03/2013) [-]
Oh, believe me, I agree that the American system sucks. I just don't think that what this person seems to be proposing is the answer either.
User avatar #137 - ronyx (03/03/2013) [-]
For the size of our country maybe not.
#122 - Picture 03/03/2013 on real gamers +1
#258 - That's Rick Perry... 03/03/2013 on 1 day surrounded by... 0
#186 - I didn't vote for him, but I didn't really have a problem with…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on 1 day surrounded by... +1
User avatar #203 - ninjamyles (03/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #258 - cumwhore (03/03/2013) [-]
That's Rick Perry...
#188 - John Cena (03/02/2013) [-]
I bet you swallow lots of things
#150 - Picture 03/01/2013 on Jackass: Amanda Todd Pt. 2 +1
#53 - Everyone is saying that they would kill the kids. I can't tel…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Well, for all I know they... +1
User avatar #79 - wesleygibson (03/01/2013) [-]
Get off your high horse, you know you would too
User avatar #59 - fedor (03/01/2013) [-]
I'd choose the children. What if one of them was the new Hitler?
wait...
#58 - John Cena (03/01/2013) [-]
If I had to really chose between me dying or killing 5 children I would kill the children. No doubt about it.
#65 - all quirky n **** 03/01/2013 on Zooey Davechappelle 0
#19 - I had to do that once. Where I used to live, there were bike … 02/28/2013 on Crazy Ideas 0
#140 - Yes. Although homosexuality is listed as a sin in the new tes… 02/28/2013 on I must repent 0
#495 - 18% of this country doesn't speak English as their first langu…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2013 on I speak a little English... +2
User avatar #498 - sketchE (02/28/2013) [-]
agree. not knowing the entire dictionary doesnt count as not knowing the language. every american can communicate effectively on a basic level in at least english. most schools have a language requirement now adays because of how many immegrants we have. im military and even the most redneck or gettho members of my units have basic grasp of multiple languages.
User avatar #530 - TheMather (02/28/2013) [-]
Look at Facebook and Youtube, that's how good many Americans speak English.
User avatar #801 - sketchE (02/28/2013) [-]
key word speak. and dont act like other countries dont do the same thing from time to time
User avatar #822 - TheMather (02/28/2013) [-]
I can't speak for other countries, but here in Norway we don't. Looking back a few days on my Facebook feed, I find nothing wrong except some instances of missing punctuation and capitalization, as well as my aunt's somewhat overly generous use of symbols as decoration.
#322 - In America, I think Minneapolis is the only major city that ha… 02/27/2013 on Soap Bubble Freezing at -40... 0
#321 - Are you near Hudson's Bay?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on Soap Bubble Freezing at -40... 0
User avatar #335 - candance (02/27/2013) [-]
no not at all
#320 - Fairbanks area?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on Soap Bubble Freezing at -40... 0
User avatar #333 - xxmarkusxx (02/27/2013) [-]
yes.
#203 - Where are you that it's -40?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Soap Bubble Freezing at -40... 0
User avatar #322 - cumwhore (02/27/2013) [-]
In America, I think Minneapolis is the only major city that has ever gotten that cold. Other places in the middle of nowhere in the Rocky Mountains and in Alaska have gotten colder, but not big cities.
User avatar #234 - xxmarkusxx (02/27/2013) [-]
two months ago, in Alaska, it was -63 degrees farenheit. Actually had to wear a jacket for once.
User avatar #320 - cumwhore (02/27/2013) [-]
Fairbanks area?
User avatar #333 - xxmarkusxx (02/27/2013) [-]
yes.
User avatar #219 - candance (02/27/2013) [-]
I go to school in Northern Ontario and it was -40 here for like a week. It was awful.
User avatar #321 - cumwhore (02/27/2013) [-]
Are you near Hudson's Bay?
User avatar #335 - candance (02/27/2013) [-]
no not at all
User avatar #214 - luthervonappledorf (02/27/2013) [-]
Russia can get to -50.
User avatar #204 - potgardener (02/27/2013) [-]
canada
#528 - **cumwhore rolls 24** 02/27/2013 on Who needs dubs... -2
#48 - Picture 02/26/2013 on cumwhore's profile 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #63 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Sorry about this, cumwhore. c:
User avatar #49 - goodatlosing (03/03/2013) [-]
Why an Azurite pic? And I guess No lollygagging.
#47 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
#45 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#43 - cumwhore (02/20/2013) [-]
all of you...
all of you...
#46 to #43 - renamon (02/21/2013) [-]
Your welcome c:
Your welcome c:
User avatar #50 to #46 - goodatlosing (03/03/2013) [-]
You...
User avatar #52 to #51 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Yes. Don't you ever post Twi as that Dentist again... except for now...
User avatar #54 to #52 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm.. What do you mean? I don't remember this..
User avatar #56 to #54 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Naaauuuughhhtyyyy.... ring any bells?
#53 to #52 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#58 to #53 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
It's ok twi, I got this.
#59 to #58 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
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I WANT RAPE
#61 to #59 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Rape sounds nice~
User avatar #62 to #61 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
then rape me :3
User avatar #65 to #62 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Ok :3 Will I get rape in return?
User avatar #66 to #65 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
of course :D
User avatar #68 to #67 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
bend over o.o
User avatar #69 to #68 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
We are going to do it on uh.. cumwhore's profile? x3
User avatar #70 to #69 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
yes.
User avatar #71 to #70 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Okie o.o; -bends over-
#73 to #71 - renamon has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
unless you don't want to, of course x3 -gropes your asscheeks and spreads them apart-
User avatar #74 to #72 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
I kind of don't... >.< It seems unfair to him.. I think cumwhore is a guy.. I don't know -blushes deep red- ://///3
User avatar #75 to #74 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
well, wherever you want, your choice ^///^
User avatar #76 to #75 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm... Could we PM?.. Please.. And I'm going t be going for a while, umm.. I have an Xbox as well, my gamer tag is on my profile. And I have skype.. hehe..
User avatar #55 to #53 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
NOT YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU... But i've seen your comments!
#57 to #55 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
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did ya like em?
User avatar #64 to #57 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
I'LL NEVER TELL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User avatar #44 to #43 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
Not until you stop with lollygagging.
#42 - blackfloorboards (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'.
#41 - Superhell (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging
User avatar #40 - skergex (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGIN YA MILKDRINKER!
User avatar #39 - lilbigjoker (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGING
#38 - EarthDefenseforce (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#37 - ICEDgrunge (02/20/2013) [-]
Quit with the lollygagin'
#36 - ehzio ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin you whore
User avatar #35 - cruptsamurai (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging ;:":";":":';":":';';";':":'"":'.,';'/":,;",;'.;,';'.;<":":.',;';'.;,';<'.;,'>;," :>";,":<",';.','<":>",';<>:",;[;',;'.;<";
#34 - dsdanny (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging!
no lollygagging!
#33 - DivideZeroForFun (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'
No lollygaggin'
#32 - BaconHawkSammich has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 - fluffyz (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging.
User avatar #30 - docteragondildos (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaging you ******* cumwhore.
#29 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
No 9-Gagging
User avatar #28 - butthurtforever ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
No ******* lollygagging.
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