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#73 - are proud of fap so ******* much as possible …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Be proud +9
User avatar #90 - magickarcher (03/16/2014) [-]
Your name seems appropriate for both this comment and the content.
#229 - 11/11/11 was my 18th birthday. I bought a lotto ticket. I di… 11/13/2013 on 11:11 11/11 +5
#105 - I wouldn't want to be immortal... 11/10/2013 on Seriously SzyLACKING Happiness 0
#37 - Still a better QB than Tim Tebow. 11/10/2013 on Killing of the 5000 0
#55 - Uh... sinners still get in to heaven... 11/10/2013 on Heaven +1
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User avatar #124 - mrgoodlove (11/10/2013) [-]
GO LAKERS!!!!!
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User avatar #149 - pestizides (10/21/2013) [-]
racist
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#142 - Not to mention that raising taxes at this point might not even… 10/07/2013 on Govt. Budget Simplified 0
#176 - Detroit used to be the wealthiest city in America. It was an … 08/11/2013 on Ruins of detroit pt.2 0
#231 - I'm assuming you must be referring to the 1950s, when the high…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on today's world -1
#233 - taxation (04/11/2013) [-]
Bitch you can't avoid me. I am eternal and omnitithing.
#230 - Because I was referring to private charity, and because higher… 04/11/2013 on today's world 0
#141 - mfw America is one of the most generous countries in the world  [+] (13 new replies) 04/11/2013 on today's world -28
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#193 - nephritho (04/11/2013) [-]
#165 - turdofdoom (04/11/2013) [-]
how can you say this when even people in america wont pay taxes to make their own country better?
User avatar #230 - cumwhore (04/11/2013) [-]
Because I was referring to private charity, and because higher taxes don't necessarily equate with better services in a country of 314 million people.

www.american.com/archive/2008/march-april-magazine-contents/a-nation-of-givers

www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2010/sep/08/charitable-giving-country

6th place according to this ranking. 1st place in the 40million or more people category. I realize there are different ranking systems, but yes, privately America is quite charitable.
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#147 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

U so funny :')
User avatar #146 - lordlolland (04/11/2013) [-]
By percentage of GDP given as development aid, US is ranked 19th.
For some reason, crazy Scandinavian socialist countries are more generous than god fearing free-market capitalizt 'Merrica... Go figure.
User avatar #184 - ancano (04/11/2013) [-]
% of gdp

that's great and all but total dollars is what counts and we trump other countries
I think, please correct me if I'm wrong.
User avatar #152 - walhor (04/11/2013) [-]
I think its crazy how less than 1% of the population of America sits on 90% of the money and are so rich, yet they pay lower tax than ever.
User avatar #231 - cumwhore (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you must be referring to the 1950s, when the highest marginal tax rate in the country was 91%. (if I'm not mistaken) The difference is, that rate kicked in at a much higher dollar amount than today's 38% percent does. Plus, there were many more loopholes for people to avoid excessive taxation through. No one with a pulse willingly gives the government 91% of their money. In the 80's taxes were lowered across the board and simplified somewhat. God knows how complex they must have been beforehand, because they still aren't "simple".
#233 - taxation (04/11/2013) [-]
Bitch you can't avoid me. I am eternal and omnitithing.
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User avatar #17 - ixcarnifexxi (04/02/2013) [-]
You beat me to it!
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User avatar #187 - onefuckingskurut (04/02/2013) [-]
Because some of them are ashamed to pay for them at cash desk...
#21 - I like Dick Wolf myself.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2013 on Best name ever? +1
User avatar #24 - josieabby (04/02/2013) [-]
In the phone book, he'd we Wolf, Dick.
User avatar #25 - josieabby (04/02/2013) [-]
be*

oops
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#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2013) [-]
More like a spoiled child I think. Threatening to hold his breath if he doesn't get what he wants. Chances are he won't do it and if he does he's gonna hurt himself more than anyone else.
User avatar #115 - EvilRip (03/31/2013) [-]
What kind of bars are you going to?
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#18 - And, in the Pacific Northwest, we're having beautiful weather.…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Meanwhile in Denmark.... 0
#26 - gilfhunter (03/28/2013) [-]
I miss living in the pacific Northwest

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User avatar #63 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Sorry about this, cumwhore. c:
User avatar #49 - goodatlosing (03/03/2013) [-]
Why an Azurite pic? And I guess No lollygagging.
#47 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#43 - cumwhore (02/20/2013) [-]
all of you...
all of you...
#46 to #43 - renamon (02/21/2013) [-]
Your welcome c:
Your welcome c:
User avatar #50 to #46 - goodatlosing (03/03/2013) [-]
You...
User avatar #52 to #51 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Yes. Don't you ever post Twi as that Dentist again... except for now...
User avatar #54 to #52 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm.. What do you mean? I don't remember this..
User avatar #56 to #54 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Naaauuuughhhtyyyy.... ring any bells?
#53 to #52 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
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#58 to #53 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
It's ok twi, I got this.
#59 to #58 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
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I WANT RAPE
#61 to #59 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Rape sounds nice~
User avatar #62 to #61 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
then rape me :3
User avatar #65 to #62 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Ok :3 Will I get rape in return?
User avatar #66 to #65 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
of course :D
User avatar #68 to #67 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
bend over o.o
User avatar #69 to #68 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
We are going to do it on uh.. cumwhore's profile? x3
User avatar #70 to #69 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
yes.
User avatar #71 to #70 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Okie o.o; -bends over-
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User avatar #72 to #71 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
unless you don't want to, of course x3 -gropes your asscheeks and spreads them apart-
User avatar #74 to #72 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
I kind of don't... >.< It seems unfair to him.. I think cumwhore is a guy.. I don't know -blushes deep red- ://///3
User avatar #75 to #74 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
well, wherever you want, your choice ^///^
User avatar #76 to #75 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm... Could we PM?.. Please.. And I'm going t be going for a while, umm.. I have an Xbox as well, my gamer tag is on my profile. And I have skype.. hehe..
User avatar #55 to #53 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
NOT YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU... But i've seen your comments!
#57 to #55 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
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did ya like em?
User avatar #64 to #57 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
I'LL NEVER TELL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User avatar #44 to #43 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
Not until you stop with lollygagging.
#42 - blackfloorboards (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'.
#41 - Superhell (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging
User avatar #40 - skergex (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGIN YA MILKDRINKER!
User avatar #39 - lilbigjoker (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGING
#38 - EarthDefenseforce (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#37 - ICEDgrunge (02/20/2013) [-]
Quit with the lollygagin'
#36 - ehzio (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin you whore
User avatar #35 - cruptsamurai (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging ;:":";":":';":":';';";':":'"":'.,';'/":,;",;'.;,';'.;<":":.',;';'.;,';<'.;,'>;," :>";,":<",';.','<":>",';<>:",;[;',;'.;<";
#34 - dsdanny (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging!
no lollygagging!
#33 - DivideZeroForFun (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'
No lollygaggin'
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User avatar #31 - fluffyz (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging.
User avatar #30 - docteragondildos (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaging you ******* cumwhore.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/20/2013) [-]
No 9-Gagging
User avatar #28 - butthurtforever (02/20/2013) [-]
No ******* lollygagging.
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