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#164 - Heart boner. That is the best descriptive term I have ever heard. 01/14/2013 on I love you.. 0
#342 - **cumwhore rolls 75** Someone rolled dubs. 01/11/2013 on Can I borrow your calculator? 0
#257 - **cumwhore rolls 3** This ought to be somewhere in the comme…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Can I borrow your calculator? -5
#290 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
...why is your name cumwhore?
User avatar #342 - cumwhore (01/11/2013) [-]
**cumwhore rolls 75** Someone rolled dubs.
#794 - The American people are awesome. The government sucks. We ge… 01/11/2013 on Sorry what? +2
#617 - Absolutely. Oh yeah, also forgot about the prison population. 01/11/2013 on Sorry what? +3
#616 - I am American. I don't want to live anywhere else. I am extr…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Sorry what? +2
User avatar #630 - CapnInterwebz (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I agree with you there. The constitution has been more or less bastardized by everyone. I also agree that all of the things you mentioned earlier are big problems that could be solved by actually following the document our gov is based on. I was just saying that it might be beneficial to look at the good things the US has done recently.

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User avatar #794 - cumwhore (01/11/2013) [-]
The American people are awesome. The government sucks. We get sloppy in speech and confuse the two as one.
#597 - Patriot Act. NDAA. Warrentless wirefapping. 16 trillion dol…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Sorry what? +7
User avatar #659 - brothergrimm (01/11/2013) [-]
this is why i fear for my home...... que roman style collapse in:
3....
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1.....
#615 - rotinaj (01/11/2013) [-]
Don't forget the useless DEA.

Still, I'd rather be here than any other country.
#672 - chocolatewhite (01/11/2013) [-]
Hate America or not, you have to admit our nation is not in the worst state. There are countries out there doing worse than we are, and not just in Africa.
User avatar #617 - cumwhore (01/11/2013) [-]
Absolutely. Oh yeah, also forgot about the prison population.
User avatar #608 - CapnInterwebz (01/11/2013) [-]
Why does everyone just laundry list the negative parts of the US? That's like looking at Germany and saying "World War I, Nazism, Anti-Semitic, Hitler, Holocaust. What a shithole."
User avatar #622 - Eralfnoez (01/11/2013) [-]
the difference is that those things were true in 1930s Germany. And the things we list that suck about the US suck right now.
User avatar #616 - cumwhore (01/11/2013) [-]
I am American. I don't want to live anywhere else. I am extremely disappointed by the trouncing of our constitution by the federal government. I wish the government actually obeyed the constitution.
-insert some condescending crap here about dissent being patriotic
User avatar #630 - CapnInterwebz (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I agree with you there. The constitution has been more or less bastardized by everyone. I also agree that all of the things you mentioned earlier are big problems that could be solved by actually following the document our gov is based on. I was just saying that it might be beneficial to look at the good things the US has done recently.

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User avatar #794 - cumwhore (01/11/2013) [-]
The American people are awesome. The government sucks. We get sloppy in speech and confuse the two as one.
#288 - My thoughts exactly. Some Scottish people do cool things. Som… 01/10/2013 on Blacks in General +1
#265 - **cumwhore rolled a random image posted in comment #2398801 …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Dat Freedom +16
#268 - luckyspirit (01/10/2013) [-]
Gryphon scat?
#264 - sup 01/10/2013 on Angry Cristiano Ronaldo +1
#17 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Kids smoking +21
User avatar #28 - trolltyler (01/08/2013) [-]
fuck I rolled twice
#27 - trolltyler (01/08/2013) [-]
**trolltyler rolls 007**
User avatar #31 - barbiebril (01/08/2013) [-]
So.... Mr. Bond. We meet again...
#26 - trolltyler (01/08/2013) [-]
**trolltyler rolls 864**
#25 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
thats a shovel.
User avatar #21 - infinitereaper (01/08/2013) [-]
You have to admit the fat kid looks pretty gangster.
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#176 - Dear ass, the diary was fat. 01/08/2013 on GOD DANGIT GET IN! -1
#314 - Did that actually happen?!? 01/08/2013 on stunt doubles 0
#121 - My friends little brother said that he wanted to be a cactus. 01/07/2013 on Spiderman rage comic +2
#314 - This keeps being useful. 01/07/2013 on In the Feels man 0
#22 - You're dating Hitler?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on just me,my gf and my... +5
User avatar #29 - dubstepforme (01/04/2013) [-]
Shit.. Thought popped right into my head lol
#97 - Picture 01/04/2013 on "No One Ever" believes in you! +9
#325 - muh dad 01/04/2013 on My dad 0
#114 - I don't do either. Shit... what do I do? 01/02/2013 on Teens +5
#65 - When I get bored, I go on omegle and pretend to be a chick. I… 01/02/2013 on cybering lesbians +2
#70 - Must be Canadian. 01/02/2013 on 10 points to faith in... +1
#5 - I like your username.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2013 on Man's best friend.... +2
User avatar #6 - dikslapping (01/01/2013) [-]
yours is okay too
#59 - Picture 01/01/2013 on Seems legit... +3
#36 - Even at a young age I had wondered how pokemon health care was…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Pokemon +5
User avatar #67 - daentraya (12/28/2012) [-]
Probably the same way it works in real life: Taxes. Since you're a kid, you dont pay taxes yet.
#63 - anonymous (12/28/2012) [-]
Their entire economy is based around battling pokemon, so it makes sense that the government would subsidise healthcare to keep everything else moving along
User avatar #60 - planedisaster (12/28/2012) [-]
Because reasons.
User avatar #58 - semisane (12/28/2012) [-]
When you beat a trainer and they give you money, the government actually taxes that and uses it to pay for pokemon healthcare. True story.
User avatar #54 - ithinkimfunny (12/28/2012) [-]
CANADA FREE HEALTH CARE
User avatar #37 - konradkurze (12/28/2012) [-]
communism does
they provide health care paid for by the state
User avatar #53 - ludislavonac (12/28/2012) [-]
I thumbed you down and wanted to call you a stupid ignorant american, but then I saw your lower posts and I can tell that I agree with you
User avatar #150 - konradkurze (12/28/2012) [-]
so you support revolution and a system of actual equality betwwen all people
thumb for you
User avatar #41 - muchasmarcos (12/28/2012) [-]
no it's called socialism. socialism doesn't have to be a dictatorship to work. a fine example are half the countries in europe.
User avatar #42 - konradkurze (12/28/2012) [-]
true communism operated by the book isnt a dictatorship either
User avatar #43 - muchasmarcos (12/28/2012) [-]
look communism aswell as capitalism are both fictionary systems. neither of them exists or will ever exist the way they were ment to be. only socialism with an open market is realistic. the fact that the US public has been fed with propaganda since the 40-s is their problem. someday they have to face the fact that they can't continue to exist if they don't change with the rest of the world.
User avatar #44 - konradkurze (12/28/2012) [-]
well democracy has never existed, its just been a system of tax farming the citizens and trying to rape the world for a dollar,...the world needs to wake up and see that

id suggest revolution and replace it all with proper socialism so everybody looks out for each other and life is all about advancing humanity instead of exploiting it
User avatar #46 - muchasmarcos (12/28/2012) [-]
the only revolution that's needed is the nationalisation of banks and outlawing banks that aren't owned by the state. that way you already got ridd of the source of most the evil in todays world. proper socialism should be achievable without the need for revolutions.
you just need to form a goverment that does what it sais quickley. for example the goverment in my country said that they will cut the number of employes in the public sector but they are doing it too slow for the changes to have any real positive effects. only a determed and rapid goverment can achieve any succes. the only goverment i see doing that are the chinese and japanese. we need to learn something from them, like responsibillity etc.
User avatar #47 - konradkurze (12/28/2012) [-]
well, as i believe in a strict system of justice and punishment, we need to sweep away those capitalists who currently run things behind the scenes

if we allow them to remain they'll just sink their claws into the next system and fuck it up for their own profit like they did with todays systems
when cancer exists you dont just cut it off where its growing and leave it inside the patient because it will just grow onto something else.....you remove it to prevent further issues
User avatar #48 - muchasmarcos (12/28/2012) [-]
look only by taking their means to do any harm are you in the position to make any progress and that's why banks are cruciall. however you look at it if you try to get rid of them, then you are bound to end up in a dictatorship. why are we even discussing this over a pokemnon picture on FJ? This belongs on /pol/ .
User avatar #51 - konradkurze (12/28/2012) [-]
banks arent the only way they do harm, alot of the puppetmasters are involved with corporations too, from pepsi to porn,
would be a bit hard to have the state own/run every aspect of life without it being a dictatorship

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User avatar #63 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Sorry about this, cumwhore. c:
User avatar #49 - goodatlosing (03/03/2013) [-]
Why an Azurite pic? And I guess No lollygagging.
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#45 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#43 - cumwhore (02/20/2013) [-]
all of you...
all of you...
#46 to #43 - renamon (02/21/2013) [-]
Your welcome c:
Your welcome c:
User avatar #50 to #46 - goodatlosing (03/03/2013) [-]
You...
User avatar #52 to #51 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Yes. Don't you ever post Twi as that Dentist again... except for now...
User avatar #54 to #52 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm.. What do you mean? I don't remember this..
User avatar #56 to #54 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
Naaauuuughhhtyyyy.... ring any bells?
#53 to #52 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#58 to #53 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
It's ok twi, I got this.
#59 to #58 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
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I WANT RAPE
#61 to #59 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Rape sounds nice~
User avatar #62 to #61 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
then rape me :3
User avatar #65 to #62 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Ok :3 Will I get rape in return?
User avatar #66 to #65 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
of course :D
User avatar #68 to #67 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
bend over o.o
User avatar #69 to #68 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
We are going to do it on uh.. cumwhore's profile? x3
User avatar #70 to #69 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
yes.
User avatar #71 to #70 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Okie o.o; -bends over-
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User avatar #72 to #71 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
unless you don't want to, of course x3 -gropes your asscheeks and spreads them apart-
User avatar #74 to #72 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
I kind of don't... >.< It seems unfair to him.. I think cumwhore is a guy.. I don't know -blushes deep red- ://///3
User avatar #75 to #74 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
well, wherever you want, your choice ^///^
User avatar #76 to #75 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm... Could we PM?.. Please.. And I'm going t be going for a while, umm.. I have an Xbox as well, my gamer tag is on my profile. And I have skype.. hehe..
User avatar #55 to #53 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
NOT YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU... But i've seen your comments!
#57 to #55 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
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did ya like em?
User avatar #64 to #57 - goodatlosing (03/04/2013) [-]
I'LL NEVER TELL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User avatar #44 to #43 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
Not until you stop with lollygagging.
#42 - blackfloorboards (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'.
#41 - Superhell ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging
User avatar #40 - skergex (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGIN YA MILKDRINKER!
User avatar #39 - lilbigjoker ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGING
#38 - EarthDefenseforce (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#37 - ICEDgrunge (02/20/2013) [-]
Quit with the lollygagin'
#36 - ehzio ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin you whore
User avatar #35 - cruptsamurai (02/20/2013) [-]
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#34 - dsdanny (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging!
no lollygagging!
#33 - DivideZeroForFun (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'
No lollygaggin'
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User avatar #31 - fluffyz (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging.
User avatar #30 - docteragondildos (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaging you fucking cumwhore.
#29 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
No 9-Gagging
User avatar #28 - butthurtforever (02/20/2013) [-]
No fucking lollygagging.
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