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#222 - Actually I do live in Washington. I live in Vancouver, Washin… 01/28/2013 on A Happy Day 0
#120 - I like where that trip starts and ends.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2013 on A Happy Day +10
#164 - neoexdeath (01/27/2013) [-]
I HAD THE GODDAMNED RIGHT OF WAY!
#126 - tireyhawnuyu (01/27/2013) [-]
Oregon, lol.
User avatar #222 - cumwhore (01/28/2013) [-]
Actually I do live in Washington. I live in Vancouver, Washington, which is right next to Portland. If I say I'm from Washington, everyone thinks Seattle, but if I say Oregon, everyone thinks Portland, which is closer. I claim either state depending on circumstance.
User avatar #139 - ButtonFly (01/27/2013) [-]
Where exactly do you think Washington is located?
User avatar #122 - lincey (01/27/2013) [-]
My nigga!
#72 - Comment deleted 01/27/2013 on CatDog 0
#84 - Um... isn't it possible that some number combinations simply a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on Transcendental Flavor! 0
User avatar #95 - electrozz (01/27/2013) [-]
No.
#230 - Canada has fewer people than California. That makes some of t… 01/27/2013 on CANADA +7
#72 - I've heard of acid rain, but weed rain. Holy balls... that ex… 01/16/2013 on Life of Crime 0
#71 - Actually, through a process called nullification, a state can …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Life of Crime -1
User avatar #135 - coolcalx (01/16/2013) [-]
the decision from Cooper v. Aaron explicitly stated that nullification is unconstitutional. the state cannot do that.
User avatar #80 - gtk (01/16/2013) [-]
I buddy of mine works for the Nw Mexico police department and whenever they have a huge drug issue (finding a giant grow field, big grow house etc) they have the feds deal with it..
#188 - a ******** 01/15/2013 on Moar Zach +3
#164 - Heart boner. That is the best descriptive term I have ever heard. 01/14/2013 on I love you.. 0
#342 - **cumwhore rolls 75** Someone rolled dubs. 01/11/2013 on Can I borrow your calculator? 0
#257 - **cumwhore rolls 3** This ought to be somewhere in the comme…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Can I borrow your calculator? -5
#290 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
...why is your name cumwhore?
User avatar #342 - cumwhore (01/11/2013) [-]
**cumwhore rolls 75** Someone rolled dubs.
#794 - The American people are awesome. The government sucks. We ge… 01/11/2013 on Sorry what? +2
#617 - Absolutely. Oh yeah, also forgot about the prison population. 01/11/2013 on Sorry what? +3
#616 - I am American. I don't want to live anywhere else. I am extr…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Sorry what? +2
User avatar #630 - CapnInterwebz (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I agree with you there. The constitution has been more or less bastardized by everyone. I also agree that all of the things you mentioned earlier are big problems that could be solved by actually following the document our gov is based on. I was just saying that it might be beneficial to look at the good things the US has done recently.

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User avatar #794 - cumwhore (01/11/2013) [-]
The American people are awesome. The government sucks. We get sloppy in speech and confuse the two as one.
#597 - Patriot Act. NDAA. Warrentless wirefapping. 16 trillion dol…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Sorry what? +7
User avatar #659 - brothergrimm (01/11/2013) [-]
this is why i fear for my home...... que roman style collapse in:
3....
2....
1.....
#615 - rotinaj (01/11/2013) [-]
Don't forget the useless DEA.

Still, I'd rather be here than any other country.
#672 - chocolatewhite (01/11/2013) [-]
Hate America or not, you have to admit our nation is not in the worst state. There are countries out there doing worse than we are, and not just in Africa.
User avatar #617 - cumwhore (01/11/2013) [-]
Absolutely. Oh yeah, also forgot about the prison population.
User avatar #608 - CapnInterwebz (01/11/2013) [-]
Why does everyone just laundry list the negative parts of the US? That's like looking at Germany and saying "World War I, Nazism, Anti-Semitic, Hitler, Holocaust. What a shithole."
User avatar #622 - Eralfnoez (01/11/2013) [-]
the difference is that those things were true in 1930s Germany. And the things we list that suck about the US suck right now.
User avatar #616 - cumwhore (01/11/2013) [-]
I am American. I don't want to live anywhere else. I am extremely disappointed by the trouncing of our constitution by the federal government. I wish the government actually obeyed the constitution.
-insert some condescending crap here about dissent being patriotic
User avatar #630 - CapnInterwebz (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I agree with you there. The constitution has been more or less bastardized by everyone. I also agree that all of the things you mentioned earlier are big problems that could be solved by actually following the document our gov is based on. I was just saying that it might be beneficial to look at the good things the US has done recently.

+1
User avatar #794 - cumwhore (01/11/2013) [-]
The American people are awesome. The government sucks. We get sloppy in speech and confuse the two as one.
#288 - My thoughts exactly. Some Scottish people do cool things. Som… 01/10/2013 on Blacks in General +1
#265 - **cumwhore rolled a random image posted in comment #2398801 …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Dat Freedom +16
#268 - luckyspirit (01/10/2013) [-]
Gryphon scat?
#264 - sup 01/10/2013 on Angry Cristiano Ronaldo +1
#17 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Kids smoking +21
User avatar #28 - trolltyler (01/08/2013) [-]
fuck I rolled twice
#27 - trolltyler (01/08/2013) [-]
**trolltyler rolls 007**
User avatar #31 - barbiebril (01/08/2013) [-]
So.... Mr. Bond. We meet again...
#26 - trolltyler (01/08/2013) [-]
**trolltyler rolls 864**
#25 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
thats a shovel.
User avatar #21 - infinitereaper (01/08/2013) [-]
You have to admit the fat kid looks pretty gangster.
#19 - swordyou (01/08/2013) [-]
#176 - Dear ass, the diary was fat. 01/08/2013 on GOD DANGIT GET IN! -1
#314 - Did that actually happen?!? 01/08/2013 on stunt doubles 0
#121 - My friends little brother said that he wanted to be a cactus. 01/07/2013 on Spiderman rage comic +2
#314 - This keeps being useful. 01/07/2013 on In the Feels man 0
#22 - You're dating Hitler?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on just me,my gf and my... +5
User avatar #29 - dubstepforme (01/04/2013) [-]
Shit.. Thought popped right into my head lol
#97 - Picture 01/04/2013 on "No One Ever" believes in you! +9

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User avatar #63 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Sorry about this, cumwhore. c:
User avatar #49 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Why an Azurite pic? And I guess No lollygagging.
#47 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
#45 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#43 - cumwhore (02/20/2013) [-]
all of you...
all of you...
#46 to #43 - renamon (02/21/2013) [-]
Your welcome c:
Your welcome c:
User avatar #50 to #46 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
You...
User avatar #52 to #51 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Yes. Don't you ever post Twi as that Dentist again... except for now...
User avatar #54 to #52 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm.. What do you mean? I don't remember this..
User avatar #56 to #54 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Naaauuuughhhtyyyy.... ring any bells?
#53 to #52 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#58 to #53 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
It's ok twi, I got this.
#59 to #58 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
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I WANT RAPE
#61 to #59 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Rape sounds nice~
User avatar #62 to #61 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
then rape me :3
User avatar #65 to #62 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Ok :3 Will I get rape in return?
User avatar #66 to #65 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
of course :D
User avatar #68 to #67 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
bend over o.o
User avatar #69 to #68 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
We are going to do it on uh.. cumwhore's profile? x3
User avatar #70 to #69 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
yes.
User avatar #71 to #70 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Okie o.o; -bends over-
#73 to #71 - renamon has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
unless you don't want to, of course x3 -gropes your asscheeks and spreads them apart-
User avatar #74 to #72 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
I kind of don't... >.< It seems unfair to him.. I think cumwhore is a guy.. I don't know -blushes deep red- ://///3
User avatar #75 to #74 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
well, wherever you want, your choice ^///^
User avatar #76 to #75 - renamon (03/04/2013) [-]
Umm... Could we PM?.. Please.. And I'm going t be going for a while, umm.. I have an Xbox as well, my gamer tag is on my profile. And I have skype.. hehe..
User avatar #55 to #53 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
NOT YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU... But i've seen your comments!
#57 to #55 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
did ya like em?
User avatar #64 to #57 - goodatlosing ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
I'LL NEVER TELL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User avatar #44 to #43 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
Not until you stop with lollygagging.
#42 - blackfloorboards (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'.
#41 - Superhell (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging
User avatar #40 - skergex (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGIN YA MILKDRINKER!
User avatar #39 - lilbigjoker (02/20/2013) [-]
NO LOLLYGAGGING
#38 - EarthDefenseforce (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging
#37 - ICEDgrunge (02/20/2013) [-]
Quit with the lollygagin'
#36 - ehzio (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin you whore
User avatar #35 - cruptsamurai (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging ;:":";":":';":":';';";':":'"":'.,';'/":,;",;'.;,';'.;<":":.',;';'.;,';<'.;,'>;," :>";,":<",';.','<":>",';<>:",;[;',;'.;<";
#34 - dsdanny (02/20/2013) [-]
no lollygagging!
no lollygagging!
#33 - DivideZeroForFun (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaggin'
No lollygaggin'
#32 - BaconHawkSammich has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 - fluffyz (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygagging.
User avatar #30 - docteragondildos (02/20/2013) [-]
No lollygaging you ******* cumwhore.
#29 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
No 9-Gagging
User avatar #28 - butthurtforever ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
No ******* lollygagging.
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