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#664383 - assuming everyone's a graphics whore and mods are just no for …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #664384 - voltkills (09/16/2013) [-]
im not a graphics whore but if they're there ill gladly have them
and mods are just no?
i cant even..
how can you even say this
what the hell
no.
User avatar #664388 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
mods are just a way for people keep consumers interested in a finished product
User avatar #664389 - voltkills (09/16/2013) [-]
yea, but if im having a but ton of fun and making the game more fun and getting more money out if it, how is it a bad thing? and if the devs wanted mods they why dont they support console mods or have mod support?
#664381 - i now think of you as brother 09/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#664289 - i pre-ordered but unless i can convince her to wait for midnig… 09/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#664285 - well be that way 09/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#664282 - for endless hours of self joy and entertainment other than mas…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #664284 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
Nah i got other games for that. I might pirate/get on steam sale after half a year when it comes for pc.
User avatar #664285 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
well be that way
#664275 - who knows why wouldnt you  [+] (6 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #664276 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
because i'd have to get it for ps3 and why would i want that
User avatar #664282 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
for endless hours of self joy and entertainment other than masturbation because of your loneliness
User avatar #664284 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
Nah i got other games for that. I might pirate/get on steam sale after half a year when it comes for pc.
User avatar #664285 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
well be that way
User avatar #664277 - EdwardNigma (09/16/2013) [-]
If you're not getting it and just going to say "Why would I want it", why would you ever reply?
User avatar #664278 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
because i felt like it
#664273 - so you're smart enough to get it shipped or you didnt pre…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #664274 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
Why would i get the game
User avatar #664275 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
who knows
why wouldnt you
User avatar #664276 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
because i'd have to get it for ps3 and why would i want that
User avatar #664282 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
for endless hours of self joy and entertainment other than masturbation because of your loneliness
User avatar #664284 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
Nah i got other games for that. I might pirate/get on steam sale after half a year when it comes for pc.
User avatar #664285 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
well be that way
User avatar #664277 - EdwardNigma (09/16/2013) [-]
If you're not getting it and just going to say "Why would I want it", why would you ever reply?
User avatar #664278 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
because i felt like it
#664269 - crunch time GTAV preorders who's lining up for midnight releas…  [+] (30 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #664374 - voltkills (09/16/2013) [-]
ill wait for pc thanks, why pay more, for worse graphics and no mods, makes no sense
User avatar #664383 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
assuming everyone's a graphics whore and mods are just no for me
i like to shark through games if i can
User avatar #664384 - voltkills (09/16/2013) [-]
im not a graphics whore but if they're there ill gladly have them
and mods are just no?
i cant even..
how can you even say this
what the hell
no.
User avatar #664388 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
mods are just a way for people keep consumers interested in a finished product
User avatar #664389 - voltkills (09/16/2013) [-]
yea, but if im having a but ton of fun and making the game more fun and getting more money out if it, how is it a bad thing? and if the devs wanted mods they why dont they support console mods or have mod support?
User avatar #664309 - godshandshake (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm downloading it, I'll prolly buy a disc version too for shits n gigs
User avatar #664373 - voltkills (09/16/2013) [-]
>being this consumerist
User avatar #664291 - swiiftninja (09/16/2013) [-]
I've never been a huge fan of GTA other than SA
Saving up for Pokemon Y
User avatar #664381 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
i now think of you as brother
User avatar #664288 - herecomesjohnny (09/16/2013) [-]
gonna visit a friend to watch him try it out. Such is the hard life in pc life
User avatar #664286 - tiagodisouza (09/16/2013) [-]
>no pc version
not even gonna bother
User avatar #664293 - desacabose (09/16/2013) [-]
GTA IV was an amazing port
User avatar #664358 - burningdash (09/16/2013) [-]
didnt you see the dude makin alot of horse gifes there... seemed fun ;D
User avatar #664361 - desacabose (09/16/2013) [-]
unplayable without a supercomputer and set to lowest settings
User avatar #664294 - tiagodisouza (09/16/2013) [-]
didn't say it was did i? but modded it got hella fun, i just dont have a console and am never gonna buy one so yeah...
User avatar #664295 - desacabose (09/16/2013) [-]
anal sex testicles Samantha
User avatar #664297 - tiagodisouza (09/16/2013) [-]
OKAY THEN
#664298 - desacabose (09/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #664281 - squalllionhart (09/16/2013) [-]
i'll be getting a ride at about 11 or 11:30, i didn't pre-order but i should be able to get one
User avatar #664289 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
i pre-ordered but unless i can convince her to wait for midnight i'll be waiting 12 more hours
User avatar #664270 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #664273 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
so you're smart enough to get it shipped
or you didnt pre purchase
User avatar #664274 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
Why would i get the game
User avatar #664275 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
who knows
why wouldnt you
User avatar #664276 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
because i'd have to get it for ps3 and why would i want that
User avatar #664282 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
for endless hours of self joy and entertainment other than masturbation because of your loneliness
User avatar #664284 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
Nah i got other games for that. I might pirate/get on steam sale after half a year when it comes for pc.
User avatar #664285 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
well be that way
User avatar #664277 - EdwardNigma (09/16/2013) [-]
If you're not getting it and just going to say "Why would I want it", why would you ever reply?
User avatar #664278 - Timmietim (09/16/2013) [-]
because i felt like it
#53 - your joke made me flaccid 09/16/2013 on Rock* Internet Police Out... 0
#31 - a plugin for firefox an extension on google chrome  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on What happened YouTube? 0
User avatar #33 - xrainbowdashx (09/15/2013) [-]
chrome user :3
#21 - adblock technology prevents youtube ads all day everyday  [+] (6 new replies) 09/15/2013 on What happened YouTube? +1
User avatar #23 - xrainbowdashx (09/15/2013) [-]
where could one aquire such technology?
and i must say... your text is beautiful
User avatar #31 - cumsinbucket (09/15/2013) [-]
a plugin for firefox
an extension on google chrome
User avatar #33 - xrainbowdashx (09/15/2013) [-]
chrome user :3
User avatar #25 - schinderwolf (09/15/2013) [-]
google.com
>adblock
click install
#22 - unbroken (09/15/2013) [-]
and by doing that you keep the owner of the channel from making money on content that they work on.
User avatar #34 - hazenberdan (09/15/2013) [-]
Big deal. Some people don't want to put up with ads.
#121 - she has that effect on people 09/15/2013 on Overattached Girlfriend +2
#26 - thank you thats what i was looking im such an idiot 09/15/2013 on What a twist +1
#68 - are they ones in your head i have the same problem 09/15/2013 on Overattached Girlfriend 0
#40 - but off topic from the content we're still the chumps wait… 09/15/2013 on Rock* Internet Police Out... 0
#37 - but he's playing gtav early how can he be having a bad time  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Rock* Internet Police Out... 0
User avatar #38 - xortrox (09/15/2013) [-]
Because hsi stream was just taken down.
User avatar #40 - cumsinbucket (09/15/2013) [-]
but off topic from the content
we're still the chumps waiting to play GTAV while some dickbag with connections has an early copy
#35 - its kinda in the title  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Rock* Internet Police Out... +2
#52 - totsandtaters (09/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 - cumsinbucket (09/16/2013) [-]
your joke made me flaccid
#10 - i finally got to see season 3 this week thanks hulu 09/15/2013 on Almost spilled his coffee 0
#8 - BMS?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Almost spilled his coffee 0
#9 - bronywhat (09/15/2013) [-]
The one and only.
User avatar #10 - cumsinbucket (09/15/2013) [-]
i finally got to see season 3 this week
thanks hulu
#1 - Comment deleted 09/15/2013 on What do you think their... 0
#4 - there will be rule34 of the new characters 09/15/2013 on Korra Season 2 0
#6 - dreams  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Almost spilled his coffee +1
#7 - bronywhat (09/15/2013) [-]
First thing I thought.
User avatar #16 - edden (09/15/2013) [-]
Damn I miss that show
User avatar #8 - cumsinbucket (09/15/2013) [-]
BMS?
#9 - bronywhat (09/15/2013) [-]
The one and only.
User avatar #10 - cumsinbucket (09/15/2013) [-]
i finally got to see season 3 this week
thanks hulu
#22 - i wonder if he'll have a bad time  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Rock* Internet Police Out... +2
User avatar #34 - xortrox (09/15/2013) [-]
Looks like he had a bad time.
User avatar #37 - cumsinbucket (09/15/2013) [-]
but he's playing gtav early how can he be having a bad time
User avatar #38 - xortrox (09/15/2013) [-]
Because hsi stream was just taken down.
User avatar #40 - cumsinbucket (09/15/2013) [-]
but off topic from the content
we're still the chumps waiting to play GTAV while some dickbag with connections has an early copy
#10 - im so lonely  [+] (6 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Overattached Girlfriend +2
#11 - butterisgood (09/14/2013) [-]
I try not to think about it too much.

mfw i do
User avatar #28 - hideyowives (09/15/2013) [-]
i know the feeling
mostly i look forward to my girlfriend coming over
but my own social issues (trust yadda yadda) are kind of making me distant
so she has gone 100% over attached girlfriend, which only plays to my social phobias
so now no one comes by anymore
well, besides her randomly showing up sometimes
when that happen i dont know whether to be sad that i have to deal with it, i dont deal with people well
or happy that someone actually wants to see me
sorry im ranting
User avatar #34 - butterisgood (09/15/2013) [-]
Try telling your girfriend your problems, maybe she's gonna understand.
User avatar #35 - hideyowives (09/15/2013) [-]
well she has a bunch of issues herself, well not her...besides a bit of low self image she is great
just her family isnt the wealthiest and they are kind of hillbilly cunts
i knows its mean but they have threatened to shoot me on multiple occasions
i dont want to make her life any tougher
in her mind i am all she has........and id like to give her at least one thing she can rely on, even if i am really distant
(i made it sound like i ignore her and avoid her, not the intention)
User avatar #36 - butterisgood (09/15/2013) [-]
Oh, i understand why you can't tell her to stop seeing you as much.

The only thing i can think of is that you two talk. Just one big long talk about all of your problems and issues, you're probably gonna reach some kind of conclusion after you do it, anything's better than keeping it bottled up from the one person that you can talk to about it.
User avatar #37 - hideyowives (09/15/2013) [-]
yeah
you are right my friend
doesnt help to not do anything about it
#8 - well time will tell im just thankful that i have something on …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Overattached Girlfriend +1
#9 - butterisgood (09/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, there's finally something to look forward to on friday nights.
User avatar #10 - cumsinbucket (09/14/2013) [-]
im so lonely
#11 - butterisgood (09/14/2013) [-]
I try not to think about it too much.

mfw i do
User avatar #28 - hideyowives (09/15/2013) [-]
i know the feeling
mostly i look forward to my girlfriend coming over
but my own social issues (trust yadda yadda) are kind of making me distant
so she has gone 100% over attached girlfriend, which only plays to my social phobias
so now no one comes by anymore
well, besides her randomly showing up sometimes
when that happen i dont know whether to be sad that i have to deal with it, i dont deal with people well
or happy that someone actually wants to see me
sorry im ranting
User avatar #34 - butterisgood (09/15/2013) [-]
Try telling your girfriend your problems, maybe she's gonna understand.
User avatar #35 - hideyowives (09/15/2013) [-]
well she has a bunch of issues herself, well not her...besides a bit of low self image she is great
just her family isnt the wealthiest and they are kind of hillbilly cunts
i knows its mean but they have threatened to shoot me on multiple occasions
i dont want to make her life any tougher
in her mind i am all she has........and id like to give her at least one thing she can rely on, even if i am really distant
(i made it sound like i ignore her and avoid her, not the intention)
User avatar #36 - butterisgood (09/15/2013) [-]
Oh, i understand why you can't tell her to stop seeing you as much.

The only thing i can think of is that you two talk. Just one big long talk about all of your problems and issues, you're probably gonna reach some kind of conclusion after you do it, anything's better than keeping it bottled up from the one person that you can talk to about it.
User avatar #37 - hideyowives (09/15/2013) [-]
yeah
you are right my friend
doesnt help to not do anything about it
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #10 - alcoholicsemen (06/09/2013) [-]
Аdmin
User avatar #11 to #10 - alcoholicsemen (06/09/2013) [-]
*Аdmin
User avatar #5 - blargspasm (03/06/2013) [-]
Your user name disturbs me.
User avatar #6 to #5 - cumsinbucket (03/06/2013) [-]
Deep down inside you know you want to buy a bucket.
User avatar #4 - cumsinbucket (01/06/2013) [-]
Well there goes my comment virginity.
I hope you are satisfied.
#3 - Ken M (01/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#2 - Ken M (01/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#1 - Ken M (01/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
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