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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/22/2012
Last Login:1/19/2015
Location:Would you like to buy a bucket achusetts
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Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:74 times
Total Comments Made:1522
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Would you like to buy a bucket?

latest user's comments

#2 - how to fail lunch start ******* the food im s… 09/27/2013 on Lunch was always my... +4
#3 - Comment deleted 09/27/2013 on Gotta catch em all!!! 0
#91 - probably i am currently learning the language desu desu 09/27/2013 on Who the fuck uses yahoo... 0
#10 - i did the same thing i forgot to put glasses on him and didnt … 09/27/2013 on I have too much free time... 0
#35 - the japanese use yahoo  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Who the fuck uses yahoo... +1
User avatar #53 - peru (09/27/2013) [-]
weaboo*
User avatar #91 - cumsinbucket (09/27/2013) [-]
probably i am currently learning the language
desu desu
#98 - that club is full please join the gently ******* … 09/26/2013 on 2 broke girls +1
#97 - at the end of the post kat dennings says "everyone hates …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on 2 broke girls +2
#100 - decoyoctopus (09/26/2013) [-]
Shit, You're right... now I feel like the stupid one, I totally forgot Jolie was mentioned in the content... I'm a fuckin' dumbass sometimes...
User avatar #110 - mcstorms (09/27/2013) [-]
Its okay I forgive you, by the way I love kat dennings.
#1 - she is so alpha she has the reaper doing her dirty work  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Don't Fuck With Mandy +207
User avatar #96 - theincrediblemrk (09/29/2013) [-]
I like the color of your text, it works well with the gray color of the web-site.
#27 - Picture 09/25/2013 on Oh beer. +7
#672708 - it not for sake of being funny to others its for own self amusement 09/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#672704 - to get the achievement play as trevor during the time when you… 09/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#15090 - finally happened saw the mom of how i met your mother ted… 09/24/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#2 - its already saturday time moves slow to me the hours l… 09/21/2013 on only 3 more weeks 0
#3 - soon that wont be a problem 09/20/2013 on Fuck 0
#666314 - give it proper burial if taking the battery out and putting it…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #666955 - pivotmasterdm (09/18/2013) [-]
I only had it for like a week.
I just bought it from a pawn shop
#4 - Picture 09/17/2013 on GTA V +4
#3 - has he been told yet that he couldve picked that up earlier an…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2013 on Its a good day -58
#34 - chrystof (09/18/2013) [-]
#26 - xdiabolicx (09/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - Conemen (09/18/2013) [-]
Have you been told yet that you missed the joke?
#664959 - meh i'll forget it and then remember as it happens or not … 09/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#664933 - you monster  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #664947 - nigalthornberry (09/17/2013) [-]
Never said you had to read it
User avatar #664959 - cumsinbucket (09/17/2013) [-]
meh i'll forget it and then remember as it happens or not
already forget the name
#1 - that wont happen 09/16/2013 on Avatar Korra Season 2! +1
#3 - 1st on 2nd row is kinda trappy perona, bonney, shakky … 09/16/2013 on who do you prefer 0
#25 - wait till next month then marathon watch the series i woul…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on he should be a yellow lantern 0
User avatar #38 - slenderwolf (09/16/2013) [-]
Wait what? I just finished season 5 on netflix, are you saying season six is gonna be marathoned? I really don't wanna go through the trouble of pirating it so...
#10 - do you think they did the mattress mambo 09/16/2013 on Real close +4
#423 - alcoholicsemen hasnt written about you in awhile that might ch… 09/16/2013 on evilanakie's profile 0
#664388 - mods are just a way for people keep consumers interested in a …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #664389 - voltkills (09/16/2013) [-]
yea, but if im having a but ton of fun and making the game more fun and getting more money out if it, how is it a bad thing? and if the devs wanted mods they why dont they support console mods or have mod support?
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #10 - alcoholicsemen (06/09/2013) [-]
Аdmin
User avatar #11 to #10 - alcoholicsemen (06/09/2013) [-]
*Аdmin
User avatar #5 - blargspasm (03/06/2013) [-]
Your user name disturbs me.
User avatar #6 to #5 - cumsinbucket (03/06/2013) [-]
Deep down inside you know you want to buy a bucket.
User avatar #4 - cumsinbucket (01/06/2013) [-]
Well there goes my comment virginity.
I hope you are satisfied.
#3 - anonexplains (01/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#2 - anonexplains (01/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#1 - anonexplains (01/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
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