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#3 - The best random shit happening anime other than Gintama.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Twitter? +6
#15 - soraisrox (03/29/2013) [-]
mfw you watch both Gintama and this anime
#7 - Sweet username and profile pic. 03/28/2013 on Vaporneon 0
#98 - I planned to watch it when comes on HBO, but I have no idea wh… 03/28/2013 on Wreck it Felix 0
#84 - Is he fucking the character Jane Lynch voiced?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Wreck it Felix 0
#89 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
Yes. He married her at the end if you don't remember.
User avatar #98 - cumsinbucket (03/28/2013) [-]
I planned to watch it when comes on HBO, but I have no idea when that is.
#173 - Picture 03/28/2013 on feels 0
#11 - So I still have the possibility of being a real saiyan. 03/27/2013 on Vegeta.......Dances!? 0
#3 - I'd watch Paula Dean rub butter on her nipples. For the experience. 03/27/2013 on Equal Rights for Gay People 0
#8 - Is masturbation okay?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Vegeta.......Dances!? +1
User avatar #10 - saiyajinwarrior (03/27/2013) [-]
Only if you cum in a bucket.
User avatar #11 - cumsinbucket (03/27/2013) [-]
So I still have the possibility of being a real saiyan.
#97 - I always stare at this gif 03/27/2013 on She's still mad at me 0
#303 - I would run my penis into her. 03/27/2013 on 8/10 +3
#6166 - I had that. Had no clue what I was doing. 03/27/2013 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum 0
#78 - That's it.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on The Frogman and Honey Bees +5
#79 - semilunarknight (03/27/2013) [-]
A better mfw
#6165 - I rewatched that last year and learned that there are prequels. 03/27/2013 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum 0
#10 - Wait I this was my post. 03/27/2013 on Oh Tumblr.. +3
#9 - I like your username as well.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Oh Tumblr.. +4
User avatar #10 - cumsinbucket (03/27/2013) [-]
Wait I this was my post.
#8 - I like my username.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Oh Tumblr.. +2
User avatar #9 - cumsinbucket (03/27/2013) [-]
I like your username as well.
User avatar #10 - cumsinbucket (03/27/2013) [-]
Wait I this was my post.
#76 - Got to make sure you understand. What did learn about clow…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2013 on The Frogman and Honey Bees +5
User avatar #77 - semilunarknight (03/27/2013) [-]
Well for one the males won't all grow up to be men...sequential hermaphrodites as wikipedia puts it
User avatar #78 - cumsinbucket (03/27/2013) [-]
That's it.
#79 - semilunarknight (03/27/2013) [-]
A better mfw
#69 - Picture 03/27/2013 on Andy Is Coming +24
#74 - Sometimes a cruel joke is part the intelligent design. Sorry m…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2013 on The Frogman and Honey Bees +15
#75 - semilunarknight (03/27/2013) [-]
I just looked that up...mfw
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User avatar #76 - cumsinbucket (03/27/2013) [-]
Got to make sure you understand.
What did learn about clown fish today?
User avatar #77 - semilunarknight (03/27/2013) [-]
Well for one the males won't all grow up to be men...sequential hermaphrodites as wikipedia puts it
User avatar #78 - cumsinbucket (03/27/2013) [-]
That's it.
#79 - semilunarknight (03/27/2013) [-]
A better mfw
#27 - No I had porn saved on laptop I did a lot youtube and radio st… 03/27/2013 on My router died for 10 seconds. 0
#19 - I spent a week without internet and used phone to entertain me…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2013 on My router died for 10 seconds. +3
#24 - gregy (03/27/2013) [-]
"to entertain me"
User avatar #27 - cumsinbucket (03/27/2013) [-]
No I had porn saved on laptop I did a lot youtube and radio stuff from my phone.
#23 - gregy has deleted their comment.
#22 - Send her a dick pic and depending on her reaction text "s…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Natural postitions +41
#26 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
We've done inappropriate things before... It went well.
User avatar #34 - Sethorein (03/27/2013) [-]
... then go on a fucking date... hurr durr?

Seriously, a relationship when you're young is more or less best friends who fuck... if she is your best friend and you already do "inappropriate things" then you're essentially in a relationship except you don't pay for your dates...

On second thought, things are perfect the way they are...
#38 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
Well as always, things are complicated. there's always more to the story. And It's not like I said we're fuck buddies. You can't quite call any of the shots, seeing as how you know neither of us, nor the reasons, and or issues that keep us apart....
User avatar #41 - Sethorein (03/27/2013) [-]
waaa waa boo boo whine. You want her and she's at least done SOMETHING with you. Quit making more drama than you need to, put on your grown up diapers and live a happy fruitful life with the girl of your dreams in your arms.

Or be alone and miserable, doesn't really matter to me...
#43 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
Um... What? Just because things have happened between her and I, don't mean they still do. Who said I'm able to do any of those things? As I've said before, I've been after this girl since like 5th grade. Which obviously means I still am, or else I wouldn't even be talking about this right now. So I would appreciate it if you'd stop treating me like some love sick 13 year old boy who just had his heart broken at homecoming, thank you very much...
#130 - roadkillamanjaro has deleted their comment.
#145 - douchebuttt (03/28/2013) [-]
Or I'm just being someone who actually loves another? Call me what you may. And we do like each other. She's actually told people before. But women are complex, she's debating whether or not she wants to risk losing her best friend and be with me, or just play it safe . But what she doesn't know is that she can have both. Also, why do I need to explain myself to you?
#77 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
Dude...i don't mean to be a dick.But have you been slacking off on workout?
#82 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 - Sethorein (03/27/2013) [-]
Don't bring your shit to the net unless you want a bunch of white knight wannabes to be all like OMG TRUE LUV 5EVR and bitter pricks like me to tell you to just man up...
#51 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
Man up? I'm not looking for sympathy. I'm not looking for help, I originally just stated something that actually had to do with the content. then people commented on it, and I simply replied. If you have a problem with that, good for you. I'm not reaching out for attention. "Please oh please Sethorien, save me from this hellish trench of a friend zone..." No.
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (03/27/2013) [-]
"bring up"
#128 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
Wow, so in a last ditch effort to save the remains of your respect, you try and correct his grammar? Hang yourself.
User avatar #141 - Sethorein (03/28/2013) [-]
Correct HIS grammar? I was pointing out what I said that he grossly exaggerated because he, being defensive put words into my mouth that I never said.

Hot damn the sight is bitchy today!
User avatar #31 - imthecook (03/27/2013) [-]
just ask her out?
#218 - Canada is also home to some popular pornstars. 03/27/2013 on We did something cool! See... 0
#192 - Its okay you don't american sports so you didn't know. 03/27/2013 on ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY +4
#186 - You get one point in basketball if you make a free throw.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY +3
User avatar #188 - payseht (03/27/2013) [-]
I did not know that. Thank you.
User avatar #192 - cumsinbucket (03/27/2013) [-]
Its okay you don't american sports so you didn't know.

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User avatar #5 - blargspasm (03/06/2013) [-]
Your user name disturbs me.
User avatar #6 to #5 - cumsinbucket (03/06/2013) [-]
Deep down inside you know you want to buy a bucket.
User avatar #4 - cumsinbucket (01/06/2013) [-]
Well there goes my comment virginity.
I hope you are satisfied.
#3 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#2 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#1 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
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