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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/19/2012
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:Denmark
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#2094 - Scandinavian Masterrace, represent! I lived in Norway for 12 y…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Post your BEST picture 0
User avatar #2096 - ljxjlos (02/25/2015) [-]
Norway is great, too, I actually got some ancestors from there...generations ago, tho.
And yeah, Denmark is incredibly calming.
We have that, yeah, but we also have the work > enjoyment-idea. The german mindset is incredibly annoying and frankly - harmful, at least to people like me.
#2090 - Well, its a little different from e.g. girlfights you see in t…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Post your BEST picture 0
User avatar #2093 - ljxjlos (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh fuck, you´re danish? Now I´m jealous. Denmark is my favorite place ever and tbh, I feel more at home and more myself there then I do here in Germany. The whole country has a fantastic....I dunno, mood/feeling to it. It calms me down.
#2094 - cultfiction (02/25/2015) [-]
Scandinavian Masterrace, represent! I lived in Norway for 12 years as well. My favourite country ever. But I do agree, the Danish mindset and everyday pace is...calming. Very nice and easy with a Happy go lucky attitude! Germans are friggin hilarious though, you guys have a good dose of self irony!
User avatar #2096 - ljxjlos (02/25/2015) [-]
Norway is great, too, I actually got some ancestors from there...generations ago, tho.
And yeah, Denmark is incredibly calming.
We have that, yeah, but we also have the work > enjoyment-idea. The german mindset is incredibly annoying and frankly - harmful, at least to people like me.
#2085 - I got the term in the city council due to dumb luck and a big …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Post your BEST picture 0
User avatar #2089 - ljxjlos (02/25/2015) [-]
Interesting. Tbh, smooth talking, especially in the sense of making others think that I know what I´m talking about while I don´t might very well be my only REAL skill.

With my group of friends, NYE is always the biggest party of the year when everybody comes together even when they moved away, work or study elsewhere, etc, etc. My best friends family owns a building company so they´re...well, rich as balls, so they own a mansion with a bar that puts every club to shame. We tend to party there with everyone who´s kinda important. Pretty neat, actually, as most clubs are completely overfilled around here at New Years.

That sounds...interesting, I guess. Now that I think of it, I´ve never seen a REAL Bitchfight going on.
#2090 - cultfiction (02/25/2015) [-]
Well, its a little different from e.g. girlfights you see in the US. This was in Denmark, so it was pretty much badmouthing like you've never heard it before! The club was some high-class snobby place. Suits me fine for a party, but thats about it!
User avatar #2093 - ljxjlos (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh fuck, you´re danish? Now I´m jealous. Denmark is my favorite place ever and tbh, I feel more at home and more myself there then I do here in Germany. The whole country has a fantastic....I dunno, mood/feeling to it. It calms me down.
#2094 - cultfiction (02/25/2015) [-]
Scandinavian Masterrace, represent! I lived in Norway for 12 years as well. My favourite country ever. But I do agree, the Danish mindset and everyday pace is...calming. Very nice and easy with a Happy go lucky attitude! Germans are friggin hilarious though, you guys have a good dose of self irony!
User avatar #2096 - ljxjlos (02/25/2015) [-]
Norway is great, too, I actually got some ancestors from there...generations ago, tho.
And yeah, Denmark is incredibly calming.
We have that, yeah, but we also have the work > enjoyment-idea. The german mindset is incredibly annoying and frankly - harmful, at least to people like me.
#2078 - Being vain is what brings you fame! Classy looking lad. Here, …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Post your BEST picture 0
User avatar #2082 - ljxjlos (02/25/2015) [-]
This New Years Eve was the first time that I didn´t drink on NYE since...dunno, 6 years or something. Hell, drunk people at the end of the year are so goddamn funny if you aren´t one of them, I have to say.
Tbh, I didn´t do jack shit with 18. I was pretty depressed and all that, so I didn´t really reach anything at that age. - so, no need to feel threatened
#2085 - cultfiction (02/25/2015) [-]
I got the term in the city council due to dumb luck and a big mouth. I'm a smooth talker if I put my back into it! But hell, all I did at 18 was gaming, pipebombs (the ones that go boom) and the city council. So I know the feeling!

I usually spend NYE with my family, but thought I'd try something different. Spent the evening with my ex-roomie (Who is gay btw), and his 15 girlfriends. It was pretty interresting. Ended up with me, my ex-roomie and another guy getting drunk and watching the girls bitchfight with every other girl in the nightclub. In the end, all the guys were sharing drinks and jokes, while the girls were sharing chokeholds. T'was a good night.
User avatar #2089 - ljxjlos (02/25/2015) [-]
Interesting. Tbh, smooth talking, especially in the sense of making others think that I know what I´m talking about while I don´t might very well be my only REAL skill.

With my group of friends, NYE is always the biggest party of the year when everybody comes together even when they moved away, work or study elsewhere, etc, etc. My best friends family owns a building company so they´re...well, rich as balls, so they own a mansion with a bar that puts every club to shame. We tend to party there with everyone who´s kinda important. Pretty neat, actually, as most clubs are completely overfilled around here at New Years.

That sounds...interesting, I guess. Now that I think of it, I´ve never seen a REAL Bitchfight going on.
#2090 - cultfiction (02/25/2015) [-]
Well, its a little different from e.g. girlfights you see in the US. This was in Denmark, so it was pretty much badmouthing like you've never heard it before! The club was some high-class snobby place. Suits me fine for a party, but thats about it!
User avatar #2093 - ljxjlos (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh fuck, you´re danish? Now I´m jealous. Denmark is my favorite place ever and tbh, I feel more at home and more myself there then I do here in Germany. The whole country has a fantastic....I dunno, mood/feeling to it. It calms me down.
#2094 - cultfiction (02/25/2015) [-]
Scandinavian Masterrace, represent! I lived in Norway for 12 years as well. My favourite country ever. But I do agree, the Danish mindset and everyday pace is...calming. Very nice and easy with a Happy go lucky attitude! Germans are friggin hilarious though, you guys have a good dose of self irony!
User avatar #2096 - ljxjlos (02/25/2015) [-]
Norway is great, too, I actually got some ancestors from there...generations ago, tho.
And yeah, Denmark is incredibly calming.
We have that, yeah, but we also have the work > enjoyment-idea. The german mindset is incredibly annoying and frankly - harmful, at least to people like me.
#3594 - Deal. 02/23/2015 on Get told you're good looking +1
#3592 - You flatter me sir! If I end up single again, you can buy a br…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Get told you're good looking +1
User avatar #3593 - ariickido (02/23/2015) [-]
Halfsies
#3594 - cultfiction (02/23/2015) [-]
Deal.
#3461 - This is me when I'm not as pale as a Scandinavian would normally be.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Get told you're good looking +2
#3525 - ariickido (02/23/2015) [-]
I'm straight, but I'd date, Give or take man, You got that whole, I want you but you don't want me sorta vibe coming off you, freaky naughty.
#3592 - cultfiction (02/23/2015) [-]
You flatter me sir! If I end up single again, you can buy a bro dinner, no-homo.
User avatar #3593 - ariickido (02/23/2015) [-]
Halfsies
#3594 - cultfiction (02/23/2015) [-]
Deal.
#46 - Thanks for the quick response! I only have experience with Rus…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Sochi: "There's a wolf in... +1
#47 - autoxx (02/21/2014) [-]
Depends where you are, there are superpacks in russia that kill people fairly regularly. I don't know the details about that though.
We have lost a few people to theme here was well bu it's pretty rare.
They are incredible animals, contrary to popular sentiment we trappers are actually quite fond of such incredible animals. I've just been unfortunate enough to see what unique torture high population will do to them. Mother nature is a heartless bitch when she is killing an animal with parvo or mange. It takes months.
#44 - Kimmel claims it to be a Timber Wolf mix named Rugby, let loos…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Sochi: "There's a wolf in... +1
#45 - autoxx (02/21/2014) [-]
It doesn't have the right look to it's eyes.
There was a wolf in BC (next province over) that looked like this one, it had the same "tame eyes".
The genuine article makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up. I have had my fair share of experience with them and that look still gives me the heebie jeebies sometimes.
You're probably right, it's likely a prank.
#129 - Dember (02/21/2014) [-]
You're absolutely right. This guy has a face that looks like a husky or malamute mix at a glance. Wolf eyes are fucking intense.
#46 - cultfiction (02/21/2014) [-]
Thanks for the quick response! I only have experience with Russian/Swedish/Norwegian wolves, only two time have I ever seen a live one outside wildlife reserves. Beautiful animals, it's a damn shame that they are hunted down and almost made extinct in the Scandinavian countries.
#47 - autoxx (02/21/2014) [-]
Depends where you are, there are superpacks in russia that kill people fairly regularly. I don't know the details about that though.
We have lost a few people to theme here was well bu it's pretty rare.
They are incredible animals, contrary to popular sentiment we trappers are actually quite fond of such incredible animals. I've just been unfortunate enough to see what unique torture high population will do to them. Mother nature is a heartless bitch when she is killing an animal with parvo or mange. It takes months.
#126 - Would a Norwegian newspaper suffice? You'd need a translation … 02/15/2014 on ALPHA as fuck. 0
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