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#29 - Alright, story number 2, here we go >About day 3 a…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on How Was Camp Son? +1
#30 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
>I point back to where it was
>T-There is is
>Brian runs off and grabs it
>Kevin, with the knife still at my throat says "dont fucking touch my stuff"
>both of them run back down the trail, leaving me on the ground
>I lie there for a good five minutes thinking 'did i just almost die'
>stand up, walk back to camp, and never say anything to anyone about it again
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#31 - precision (07/11/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, a kid put a knife to your throat at fucking summer camp? Fuckkkk that.
#37 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright story numbah 3

>Day 2 of camp
>Just chilling at camp in the afternoon
>Brian comes walking in
>tells us we have to build a raft for a campwide event
>soundslikefun.jpg
>we have only ten poles and some twine to make this raft
>we get to work on it
>30 minutes later, kevin and brian come back with 3 industrial sized spools of twine, all about the size of a coffee can
>apparently they convinced the staff to give it to them
>Apparently theres about 2-3 miles of twine on each spool
>brian, kevin, and ian take over the project
>about another half hour later the whole raft is covered in twine
>they made a mast, sail, everything
>we bring it down to the lakefront
>we begin the race
>ian and brian are paddeling the raft across the water as it slowly sinks
>apparently we had so much twine on it that the weight of all the water it soaked up brought it down
>we were disqualified from the race
>the lifeguards kept diving down, but couldn't bring the raft back up
>the camp lost at least $80 dollars in twine and about another $30-40 in the wood
>since then, our troop was never given even a single yard of twine ever again
#25 - >the entire camp is blinded by the pasty white skin of his …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on How Was Camp Son? +5
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#28 - eagerzack (07/11/2014) [-]
please do
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#26 - precision (07/11/2014) [-]
Lmao that is amazing, I'll read whatever you comment, friend.
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#29 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright, story number 2, here we go

>About day 3 at camp
>chilling in the campsite, cause had nothing better to do
>Another older scout, kevin, navigates his way out of the minefield known as his area of camp
>Kid is dark kinda of guy, owns a shit ton of knives, listens only to punk music
>anyway
>he comes out and puts a ghillie suit on the picnic table
>he then leaves the table to take a piss
>being the stupid kid I am, I take the suit and run into the woods
>start taking it out of the bag
>im gonna look so cool in this! i think to myself
>then, i hear a rustling in the woods
>out comes the third of the terrific trio, brian, a star football player
>he starts charging at me with kevin trailing behind him
>i start to run but i was soooo fucking fat as a kid i got about twenty feet before he caught up
>he tackles me to the ground
>pins me on my back
>kevin comes up with a buck knife about 8 inches long and presses it against my jugular
>idungoofed.jpg
>WHERES MY FUCKING SUIT!!!!
>I'm lying there, petrefied as I remembered that i threw it so i could run faster
cont.
#30 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
>I point back to where it was
>T-There is is
>Brian runs off and grabs it
>Kevin, with the knife still at my throat says "dont fucking touch my stuff"
>both of them run back down the trail, leaving me on the ground
>I lie there for a good five minutes thinking 'did i just almost die'
>stand up, walk back to camp, and never say anything to anyone about it again
User avatar
#31 - precision (07/11/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, a kid put a knife to your throat at fucking summer camp? Fuckkkk that.
#37 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright story numbah 3

>Day 2 of camp
>Just chilling at camp in the afternoon
>Brian comes walking in
>tells us we have to build a raft for a campwide event
>soundslikefun.jpg
>we have only ten poles and some twine to make this raft
>we get to work on it
>30 minutes later, kevin and brian come back with 3 industrial sized spools of twine, all about the size of a coffee can
>apparently they convinced the staff to give it to them
>Apparently theres about 2-3 miles of twine on each spool
>brian, kevin, and ian take over the project
>about another half hour later the whole raft is covered in twine
>they made a mast, sail, everything
>we bring it down to the lakefront
>we begin the race
>ian and brian are paddeling the raft across the water as it slowly sinks
>apparently we had so much twine on it that the weight of all the water it soaked up brought it down
>we were disqualified from the race
>the lifeguards kept diving down, but couldn't bring the raft back up
>the camp lost at least $80 dollars in twine and about another $30-40 in the wood
>since then, our troop was never given even a single yard of twine ever again
#24 - I do. This story is from my first year participant at a Boy Sc…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2014 on How Was Camp Son? +5
#25 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
>the entire camp is blinded by the pasty white skin of his buttox
>we then see a racoon run out of our campsite carrying a hershey bar and a ramen noodle packet run out of camp

That was the first of many stories of my first year at camp. I've got more if you're willing to listen.
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#28 - eagerzack (07/11/2014) [-]
please do
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#26 - precision (07/11/2014) [-]
Lmao that is amazing, I'll read whatever you comment, friend.
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#29 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright, story number 2, here we go

>About day 3 at camp
>chilling in the campsite, cause had nothing better to do
>Another older scout, kevin, navigates his way out of the minefield known as his area of camp
>Kid is dark kinda of guy, owns a shit ton of knives, listens only to punk music
>anyway
>he comes out and puts a ghillie suit on the picnic table
>he then leaves the table to take a piss
>being the stupid kid I am, I take the suit and run into the woods
>start taking it out of the bag
>im gonna look so cool in this! i think to myself
>then, i hear a rustling in the woods
>out comes the third of the terrific trio, brian, a star football player
>he starts charging at me with kevin trailing behind him
>i start to run but i was soooo fucking fat as a kid i got about twenty feet before he caught up
>he tackles me to the ground
>pins me on my back
>kevin comes up with a buck knife about 8 inches long and presses it against my jugular
>idungoofed.jpg
>WHERES MY FUCKING SUIT!!!!
>I'm lying there, petrefied as I remembered that i threw it so i could run faster
cont.
#30 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
>I point back to where it was
>T-There is is
>Brian runs off and grabs it
>Kevin, with the knife still at my throat says "dont fucking touch my stuff"
>both of them run back down the trail, leaving me on the ground
>I lie there for a good five minutes thinking 'did i just almost die'
>stand up, walk back to camp, and never say anything to anyone about it again
User avatar
#31 - precision (07/11/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, a kid put a knife to your throat at fucking summer camp? Fuckkkk that.
#37 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright story numbah 3

>Day 2 of camp
>Just chilling at camp in the afternoon
>Brian comes walking in
>tells us we have to build a raft for a campwide event
>soundslikefun.jpg
>we have only ten poles and some twine to make this raft
>we get to work on it
>30 minutes later, kevin and brian come back with 3 industrial sized spools of twine, all about the size of a coffee can
>apparently they convinced the staff to give it to them
>Apparently theres about 2-3 miles of twine on each spool
>brian, kevin, and ian take over the project
>about another half hour later the whole raft is covered in twine
>they made a mast, sail, everything
>we bring it down to the lakefront
>we begin the race
>ian and brian are paddeling the raft across the water as it slowly sinks
>apparently we had so much twine on it that the weight of all the water it soaked up brought it down
>we were disqualified from the race
>the lifeguards kept diving down, but couldn't bring the raft back up
>the camp lost at least $80 dollars in twine and about another $30-40 in the wood
>since then, our troop was never given even a single yard of twine ever again
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