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#5 - You can't be invaded once you beat the area boss.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/24/2014 on When I beat a boss alone in... +76
#43 - kittywithclaws (07/24/2014) [-]
I got used to being safe after bosses in dark souls. Beat Duke's Dear Freja, no estus, hardly any health, made my way to the bonfire after, and I see this mother fucker. "There's no way they'd have an enemy after a main boss" I think to myself, "I'll just go and talk to him"

Big mistake
User avatar #14 - theugandanhero (07/24/2014) [-]
Or at least once you make it into the boss fog
#6 - zukabazuka (07/24/2014) [-]
Dark soul? Correct.
Dark Soul 2? Actually you can invade someone who has beaten the boss. Its just not a priority for the game unless you are the only one alive at that area.
#8 - angelious (07/24/2014) [-]
there is usually a bonfire right after the fight.and the area with the boss fight is non invadable
User avatar #20 - manofiron (07/24/2014) [-]
Again, this was true for Dark Souls. It's different in DS 2. I can confirm, that is possible for people to invade your world even after you've defeated the area boss.
#21 - angelious (07/24/2014) [-]
i said nothing about not being able to invade after defeating area boss


but the arena where you FIGHT the area boss.automatically stops people from invading you(except looking glass) and the area after that is usually either so near bonfire it would not matter OR its a non invadable area.
User avatar #7 - fatspartan (07/24/2014) [-]
That, and he could have beaten a secondary/optional boss like Smelter Demon or the Old Deagonslayer
User avatar #54 - instalation (07/24/2014) [-]
I want to know how the smelter demon is optional. I know if you get enough souls he is, but is there another reason he's optional?
User avatar #55 - fatspartan (07/24/2014) [-]
If you turn off the furnace in the center of the room pre-demon. There is a ladder inside the furnace that you can take that will lead you through an alternate path where all you haft to deal with (instead of the Smelter Demon) is a single Captain
User avatar #56 - instalation (07/24/2014) [-]
Holy shit. I never knew about this. Smelter isn't hard, just didn't know he was optional.
User avatar #57 - fatspartan (07/24/2014) [-]
Honestly, it's alot better to take on the Smelter Demon. The bypass goes by the Bonfire right past the demon. That and you miss the opportunity to take on the Pursuer for the Ring of Blades+1
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#37 - Alright story numbah 3 >Day 2 of camp >Just… 07/11/2014 on How Was Camp Son? 0
#30 - >I point back to where it was >T-There is is >…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on How Was Camp Son? +1
User avatar #31 - precision (07/11/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, a kid put a knife to your throat at fucking summer camp? Fuckkkk that.
#37 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright story numbah 3

>Day 2 of camp
>Just chilling at camp in the afternoon
>Brian comes walking in
>tells us we have to build a raft for a campwide event
>soundslikefun.jpg
>we have only ten poles and some twine to make this raft
>we get to work on it
>30 minutes later, kevin and brian come back with 3 industrial sized spools of twine, all about the size of a coffee can
>apparently they convinced the staff to give it to them
>Apparently theres about 2-3 miles of twine on each spool
>brian, kevin, and ian take over the project
>about another half hour later the whole raft is covered in twine
>they made a mast, sail, everything
>we bring it down to the lakefront
>we begin the race
>ian and brian are paddeling the raft across the water as it slowly sinks
>apparently we had so much twine on it that the weight of all the water it soaked up brought it down
>we were disqualified from the race
>the lifeguards kept diving down, but couldn't bring the raft back up
>the camp lost at least $80 dollars in twine and about another $30-40 in the wood
>since then, our troop was never given even a single yard of twine ever again
#29 - Alright, story number 2, here we go >About day 3 a…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on How Was Camp Son? +1
#30 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
>I point back to where it was
>T-There is is
>Brian runs off and grabs it
>Kevin, with the knife still at my throat says "dont fucking touch my stuff"
>both of them run back down the trail, leaving me on the ground
>I lie there for a good five minutes thinking 'did i just almost die'
>stand up, walk back to camp, and never say anything to anyone about it again
User avatar #31 - precision (07/11/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, a kid put a knife to your throat at fucking summer camp? Fuckkkk that.
#37 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright story numbah 3

>Day 2 of camp
>Just chilling at camp in the afternoon
>Brian comes walking in
>tells us we have to build a raft for a campwide event
>soundslikefun.jpg
>we have only ten poles and some twine to make this raft
>we get to work on it
>30 minutes later, kevin and brian come back with 3 industrial sized spools of twine, all about the size of a coffee can
>apparently they convinced the staff to give it to them
>Apparently theres about 2-3 miles of twine on each spool
>brian, kevin, and ian take over the project
>about another half hour later the whole raft is covered in twine
>they made a mast, sail, everything
>we bring it down to the lakefront
>we begin the race
>ian and brian are paddeling the raft across the water as it slowly sinks
>apparently we had so much twine on it that the weight of all the water it soaked up brought it down
>we were disqualified from the race
>the lifeguards kept diving down, but couldn't bring the raft back up
>the camp lost at least $80 dollars in twine and about another $30-40 in the wood
>since then, our troop was never given even a single yard of twine ever again
#25 - >the entire camp is blinded by the pasty white skin of his …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on How Was Camp Son? +5
#28 - eagerzack (07/11/2014) [-]
please do
User avatar #26 - precision (07/11/2014) [-]
Lmao that is amazing, I'll read whatever you comment, friend.
User avatar #29 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright, story number 2, here we go

>About day 3 at camp
>chilling in the campsite, cause had nothing better to do
>Another older scout, kevin, navigates his way out of the minefield known as his area of camp
>Kid is dark kinda of guy, owns a shit ton of knives, listens only to punk music
>anyway
>he comes out and puts a ghillie suit on the picnic table
>he then leaves the table to take a piss
>being the stupid kid I am, I take the suit and run into the woods
>start taking it out of the bag
>im gonna look so cool in this! i think to myself
>then, i hear a rustling in the woods
>out comes the third of the terrific trio, brian, a star football player
>he starts charging at me with kevin trailing behind him
>i start to run but i was soooo fucking fat as a kid i got about twenty feet before he caught up
>he tackles me to the ground
>pins me on my back
>kevin comes up with a buck knife about 8 inches long and presses it against my jugular
>idungoofed.jpg
>WHERES MY FUCKING SUIT!!!!
>I'm lying there, petrefied as I remembered that i threw it so i could run faster
cont.
#30 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
>I point back to where it was
>T-There is is
>Brian runs off and grabs it
>Kevin, with the knife still at my throat says "dont fucking touch my stuff"
>both of them run back down the trail, leaving me on the ground
>I lie there for a good five minutes thinking 'did i just almost die'
>stand up, walk back to camp, and never say anything to anyone about it again
User avatar #31 - precision (07/11/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, a kid put a knife to your throat at fucking summer camp? Fuckkkk that.
#37 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright story numbah 3

>Day 2 of camp
>Just chilling at camp in the afternoon
>Brian comes walking in
>tells us we have to build a raft for a campwide event
>soundslikefun.jpg
>we have only ten poles and some twine to make this raft
>we get to work on it
>30 minutes later, kevin and brian come back with 3 industrial sized spools of twine, all about the size of a coffee can
>apparently they convinced the staff to give it to them
>Apparently theres about 2-3 miles of twine on each spool
>brian, kevin, and ian take over the project
>about another half hour later the whole raft is covered in twine
>they made a mast, sail, everything
>we bring it down to the lakefront
>we begin the race
>ian and brian are paddeling the raft across the water as it slowly sinks
>apparently we had so much twine on it that the weight of all the water it soaked up brought it down
>we were disqualified from the race
>the lifeguards kept diving down, but couldn't bring the raft back up
>the camp lost at least $80 dollars in twine and about another $30-40 in the wood
>since then, our troop was never given even a single yard of twine ever again
#24 - I do. This story is from my first year participant at a Boy Sc…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2014 on How Was Camp Son? +5
#25 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
>the entire camp is blinded by the pasty white skin of his buttox
>we then see a racoon run out of our campsite carrying a hershey bar and a ramen noodle packet run out of camp

That was the first of many stories of my first year at camp. I've got more if you're willing to listen.
#28 - eagerzack (07/11/2014) [-]
please do
User avatar #26 - precision (07/11/2014) [-]
Lmao that is amazing, I'll read whatever you comment, friend.
User avatar #29 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright, story number 2, here we go

>About day 3 at camp
>chilling in the campsite, cause had nothing better to do
>Another older scout, kevin, navigates his way out of the minefield known as his area of camp
>Kid is dark kinda of guy, owns a shit ton of knives, listens only to punk music
>anyway
>he comes out and puts a ghillie suit on the picnic table
>he then leaves the table to take a piss
>being the stupid kid I am, I take the suit and run into the woods
>start taking it out of the bag
>im gonna look so cool in this! i think to myself
>then, i hear a rustling in the woods
>out comes the third of the terrific trio, brian, a star football player
>he starts charging at me with kevin trailing behind him
>i start to run but i was soooo fucking fat as a kid i got about twenty feet before he caught up
>he tackles me to the ground
>pins me on my back
>kevin comes up with a buck knife about 8 inches long and presses it against my jugular
>idungoofed.jpg
>WHERES MY FUCKING SUIT!!!!
>I'm lying there, petrefied as I remembered that i threw it so i could run faster
cont.
#30 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
>I point back to where it was
>T-There is is
>Brian runs off and grabs it
>Kevin, with the knife still at my throat says "dont fucking touch my stuff"
>both of them run back down the trail, leaving me on the ground
>I lie there for a good five minutes thinking 'did i just almost die'
>stand up, walk back to camp, and never say anything to anyone about it again
User avatar #31 - precision (07/11/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, a kid put a knife to your throat at fucking summer camp? Fuckkkk that.
#37 - cullination (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright story numbah 3

>Day 2 of camp
>Just chilling at camp in the afternoon
>Brian comes walking in
>tells us we have to build a raft for a campwide event
>soundslikefun.jpg
>we have only ten poles and some twine to make this raft
>we get to work on it
>30 minutes later, kevin and brian come back with 3 industrial sized spools of twine, all about the size of a coffee can
>apparently they convinced the staff to give it to them
>Apparently theres about 2-3 miles of twine on each spool
>brian, kevin, and ian take over the project
>about another half hour later the whole raft is covered in twine
>they made a mast, sail, everything
>we bring it down to the lakefront
>we begin the race
>ian and brian are paddeling the raft across the water as it slowly sinks
>apparently we had so much twine on it that the weight of all the water it soaked up brought it down
>we were disqualified from the race
>the lifeguards kept diving down, but couldn't bring the raft back up
>the camp lost at least $80 dollars in twine and about another $30-40 in the wood
>since then, our troop was never given even a single yard of twine ever again
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#43 - privatepumpanickel (06/13/2014) [-]
I can't believe i'm actually sat watching this through with child-like wonder..
#7 - stupu (06/13/2014) [-]
14:30 if anyone's wondering
#1 - De Nada  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Just Don't Get Caught +1
#2 - threeofclubs (06/13/2014) [-]
That only works if they say Jesus.
#4 - mr skeltal (06/14/2014) [-]
If you want to get technical, it doesn't work anyway because they are a dog and a cat. ie: not people.
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