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#1 - What's the point of this post again?  [+] (3 replies) 12/31/2010 on my little rant (skip if you... 0
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#2 - doitfortheshigs (12/31/2010) [-]
raising awareness of the thumbwhores against thumbwhoring (paradox?) that are on the top page. kinda wanna try to remind people to keep posting funny content instead of a massive thumbwhoring battle i guess x
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#3 - cube (12/31/2010) [-]
but you didn't post anything funny...
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#4 - doitfortheshigs (12/31/2010) [-]
yeah i know, kinda commited fj suicide there but hey, just wanted to get the point out there x
#9 - the amount of purple lines is inconcieveable  [+] (21 replies) 12/31/2010 on A family that trolls together +14
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#13 - ZakyNine (12/31/2010) [-]
i do not think that means what you think it means
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#14 - LMIDGAF (12/31/2010) [-]
when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brandy
#45 - DarkDragonBlade (12/31/2010) [-]
And you! friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland!
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#47 - LMIDGAF (12/31/2010) [-]
That Vizzini, he can fuss./... fuss ... fuss .../I think he likes to scream at us./Probably he means no harm./He's really very short on charm./Oh, you've a great gift for rhyme./Yes, some of the time./Enough of that./Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?/If there are, we'll all be dead./No more rhymes now, I mean it./Anybody want a peanut?
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#49 - DarkDragonBlade (12/31/2010) [-]
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
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#52 - LMIDGAF (12/31/2010) [-]
I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurts. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the Lightning Sand. But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist...
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#63 - jacksdiner (12/31/2010) [-]
my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.
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#66 - LMIDGAF (12/31/2010) [-]
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
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#71 - jacksdiner (12/31/2010) [-]
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?
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#76 - LMIDGAF (12/31/2010) [-]
My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?
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#78 - jacksdiner (12/31/2010) [-]
As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that's all this is except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity so be honest. How do you feel?
[Wesley cries and moans in pain]
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#80 - LMIDGAF (12/31/2010) [-]
The King's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!
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#82 - jacksdiner (12/31/2010) [-]
You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
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#83 - LMIDGAF (12/31/2010) [-]
... as ... you ... wish...
Oh, my sweet Westley; what have I done?
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#84 - jacksdiner (12/31/2010) [-]
It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
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#85 - LMIDGAF (12/31/2010) [-]
You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
#86 - jacksdiner (12/31/2010) [-]
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry' Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape... after I kill Count Rugen.

(PS pic is in regards to your quote)
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#87 - LMIDGAF (12/31/2010) [-]
There will be blood tonight!!
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#88 - jacksdiner (12/31/2010) [-]
I have no gate key.
Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Oh, you mean *this* gate key.
#1 - use memegenerator bro.  [+] (2 replies) 12/30/2010 on question of the day 0
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#2 - JimmyJongo (12/30/2010) [-]
ah ty for the tip im new to this :)
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#5 - grasswhistle (02/22/2013) [-]
#2 - Picture 12/30/2010 on Rapter jesus -1
#25 - You really want virtual thumbs that bad? In that case first th…  [+] (1 reply) 12/30/2010 on should i? +10
#56 - anon (12/31/2010) [-]
I lol'd at the cardboard door.