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Date Signed Up:3/19/2011
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#47 - The way he holds the phone is just hilarious to me. 02/07/2013 on (216) Facebook 0
#32 - You know what she kinda looks like? 02/07/2013 on Puberty -13
#17 - Emma Stone is best Emma.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Puberty +25
#71 - dugachug (02/07/2013) [-]
#28 - ultimtemplar (02/06/2013) [-]
#21 - abcdxyz (02/06/2013) [-]
#29 - trojanmannn (02/07/2013) [-]
this is the worst picture I've ever seen of emma watson but still
#32 - cubanwhiteman (02/07/2013) [-]
You know what she kinda looks like?
User avatar #24 - runtz (02/06/2013) [-]
I like where this is going.
#188 - Actually, from my knowledge, forensics experts typically carry… 02/05/2013 on Things people carry 0
#270 - Saved it as 'DickPussy.jpeg' 02/05/2013 on How To Draw A Cat! 0
#13 - I got this. "What if there will be a possib… 02/03/2013 on Woodchakkuchakku 0
#22 - Thank god for Morgan Freeman, I would've had no idea what was …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on stupid facebook +3
User avatar #31 - darknesking (02/03/2013) [-]
Lol
#14 - I see, thank you kind sir, for assisting me in my endeavors of…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2013 on stupid facebook +2
User avatar #15 - darknesking (02/03/2013) [-]
Indubitably my good chap
#19 - TheRedScare (02/03/2013) [-]
And on that day, unbeknowingst to cubanwhiteman, a mystery was solved. Not the kinds of which he would concern himself with, but a trivial pursuit of those beneath him. He grew that day, in spirit and knowledge alike. Only to go on stronger in this world of Facebookfags and the loyal Funnyjunkies.
User avatar #22 - cubanwhiteman (02/03/2013) [-]
Thank god for Morgan Freeman, I would've had no idea what was going on without his narrations of what happened, while I was sleeping through the movie.
User avatar #31 - darknesking (02/03/2013) [-]
Lol
#12 - I thought it was a face like this x_x  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2013 on stupid facebook +1
User avatar #13 - darknesking (02/03/2013) [-]
Yea or that, means the same thing
User avatar #14 - cubanwhiteman (02/03/2013) [-]
I see, thank you kind sir, for assisting me in my endeavors of discovering the true meaning of this internet symbol.
User avatar #15 - darknesking (02/03/2013) [-]
Indubitably my good chap
#19 - TheRedScare (02/03/2013) [-]
And on that day, unbeknowingst to cubanwhiteman, a mystery was solved. Not the kinds of which he would concern himself with, but a trivial pursuit of those beneath him. He grew that day, in spirit and knowledge alike. Only to go on stronger in this world of Facebookfags and the loyal Funnyjunkies.
User avatar #22 - cubanwhiteman (02/03/2013) [-]
Thank god for Morgan Freeman, I would've had no idea what was going on without his narrations of what happened, while I was sleeping through the movie.
User avatar #31 - darknesking (02/03/2013) [-]
Lol
#10 - What the fuck is xx, and why do facebookfags always use it?  [+] (8 new replies) 02/03/2013 on stupid facebook +3
User avatar #11 - darknesking (02/03/2013) [-]
I think its an abbreviation of the term " I'm Dead"
User avatar #12 - cubanwhiteman (02/03/2013) [-]
I thought it was a face like this x_x
User avatar #13 - darknesking (02/03/2013) [-]
Yea or that, means the same thing
User avatar #14 - cubanwhiteman (02/03/2013) [-]
I see, thank you kind sir, for assisting me in my endeavors of discovering the true meaning of this internet symbol.
User avatar #15 - darknesking (02/03/2013) [-]
Indubitably my good chap
#19 - TheRedScare (02/03/2013) [-]
And on that day, unbeknowingst to cubanwhiteman, a mystery was solved. Not the kinds of which he would concern himself with, but a trivial pursuit of those beneath him. He grew that day, in spirit and knowledge alike. Only to go on stronger in this world of Facebookfags and the loyal Funnyjunkies.
User avatar #22 - cubanwhiteman (02/03/2013) [-]
Thank god for Morgan Freeman, I would've had no idea what was going on without his narrations of what happened, while I was sleeping through the movie.
User avatar #31 - darknesking (02/03/2013) [-]
Lol
#122 - I know this one metalhead whom in his free time, draws the dar… 02/03/2013 on its true +1
#231 - That's an american twig. Americans teased her for being too skinny! 02/02/2013 on The difference is in the mix! 0
#55 - I can only imagine if Scarlett Johansson actually went to Loui… 02/01/2013 on Louie CK +3
#2 - Hanako's* 02/01/2013 on Lilly's bad ending 0
#1 - Well fuck you too then.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on batmehn's profile 0
User avatar #2 - batmehn (01/30/2013) [-]
That was accident. >.<
#56 - I got immeasurable feels simply by seeing Hanako's scar on thi… 01/28/2013 on My background +2
#4 - Not a real bra. They just added fabric to the shirt to make it… 01/27/2013 on Just a couple of boobs +1
#65 - I DON'T GET IT. WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE TO ME!? 01/27/2013 on Description +5
#259 - That post was pretty gay , OP. Nice job. 01/27/2013 on Gay Parade +7
#39 - Well now he just looks like an axehole. 01/27/2013 on Cool +3
#167 - Am I the only one around here who thinks tits are onl…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on I've been watching this for... -7
#215 - crellow (01/26/2013) [-]
#104 - Picture 01/26/2013 on Buttjobs +5
#325 - **cubanwhiteman rolls 25** "Say my name."… 01/25/2013 on Klimakteriekossa 0
#192 - I don't remember a mass baseball bat massacre, do you? …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Ban baseball bats! +1
#206 - nkprives (01/25/2013) [-]
y is security so much more trustworthy than the citizenry?
User avatar #198 - Ruspanic (01/25/2013) [-]
S,o do background checks and don't sell guns to mentally ill people or felons.
#184 - Transexual bisexuality is a confusing route in it's own. 01/24/2013 on I'm a retard +4
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#274 - Sunset **User deleted account** (01/03/2013) [-]
**Sunset rolls 11** Hey!
#275 to #274 - cubanwhiteman (01/03/2013) [-]
**cubanwhiteman rolls 350** Sup?
#276 to #275 - Sunset **User deleted account** (01/03/2013) [-]
Gotta leave for class pretty soon. Wasting time for the next minute or two. You?
Gotta leave for class pretty soon. Wasting time for the next minute or two. You?
User avatar #277 to #276 - cubanwhiteman (01/03/2013) [-]
Not goin to class.

You need a new brazzers account btw?
#278 to #277 - Sunset **User deleted account** (01/03/2013) [-]
Haven't bothered to check the one you gave me yet, sorry. But no, I'm ok for the time being I think.
Haven't bothered to check the one you gave me yet, sorry. But no, I'm ok for the time being I think.
#273 - jasonlaiyh (11/13/2012) [-]






Hey, thanks for the invite and the advices. =)
User avatar #270 - alZii (10/29/2012) [-]
Do you still collect items? ;3
If not, if you kinda like, don't mind sparing some, I'd be glad to take them off your hands.
Rude, I know. But hey, might as well try
User avatar #271 to #270 - cubanwhiteman (10/29/2012) [-]
That's not rude this is rude

lmgtfy.com/?q=Definition+of+rude
User avatar #272 to #271 - alZii (10/29/2012) [-]
The sheer fact that you went to the effort of doing that is awesome.
#267 - Sunset **User deleted account** (09/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#268 to #267 - cubanwhiteman (09/29/2012) [-]
When my internet is down is when you choose to say hello?
When my internet is down is when you choose to say hello?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Sunset **User deleted account** (09/29/2012) [-]
LEL
User avatar #265 - daghost (09/01/2012) [-]
Hey, Here's a proposition. I saw your tf2 fail. And I see that you are lacking a Gibus.

All one needs to do is dominate someone wearing the hat.
Add me on steam and we can work this out.
I can also get you Pyrovision goggles.
DaGhost520
User avatar #266 to #265 - cubanwhiteman (09/01/2012) [-]
I meant that I was trading MY gibus for something else. Woops.
#261 - torexofthenight (08/14/2012) [-]
Video is uploading, here is pictures of the aftermath.
User avatar #262 to #261 - cubanwhiteman (08/14/2012) [-]
Son, I am proud.
User avatar #263 to #262 - torexofthenight (08/14/2012) [-]
You wont be when you see the video, the quality is SOOOO crappy :l
#259 - timelordx (08/06/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! even though I'm a bit late....
#260 to #259 - cubanwhiteman (08/06/2012) [-]
I know it should be my birthday, but instead, I got YOU a present.
#239 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
HoNk HoNk BrO! hOw WaS yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiN dAt!
HoNk HoNk BrO! hOw WaS yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiN dAt!
User avatar #241 to #239 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Sad to say, I've never read homestuck.
#242 to #241 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Oh WeLl, It'S nOt FoR eVeRyOnE iT's VeRy CoNfUsInG
Oh WeLl, It'S nOt FoR eVeRyOnE iT's VeRy CoNfUsInG
User avatar #243 to #242 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
I've been playing minecraft, really.
#244 to #243 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Me ToO, oN xBoX oR cOmPuTeR?
Me ToO, oN xBoX oR cOmPuTeR?
User avatar #245 to #244 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Xbox, the computer version is gay as fuck.... And I have both.
User avatar #246 to #245 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, the computer version sucks ass (ran out of Gamzee pics)
User avatar #247 to #246 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Wait... I just reversed what I meant to say.... I mean Computer, Xbox version is gay as fuck.

I CANNOT BRAIN TODAY, I HAVE THE DUMBS.
User avatar #248 to #247 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Sorry but, I think the keyboard is to comfusing
User avatar #249 to #248 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
I hate when you think someone doesn't reply to your message, so you never reply, but then you look back and see they did reply, and now you feel like an asshole.
User avatar #250 to #249 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Hey, man it's cool. FJ's been having problems lately.
User avatar #251 to #250 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Tell me about it :/
User avatar #252 to #251 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
yeah, so whats up?
User avatar #253 to #252 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Waiting for the minecraft server I play to get updated.
User avatar #254 to #253 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
I'm waiting too, for this god damn concert to start!
User avatar #255 to #254 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
lol what concert?
#256 to #255 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Dude, I'm going to see Iron Maiden today! And let me tell you... I AM SPAZZING THE FUCK OUT!
Dude, I'm going to see Iron Maiden today! And let me tell you... I AM SPAZZING THE FUCK OUT!
User avatar #257 to #256 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
That's actually pretty badass.
I'm going to see porn today! and let me tell you... I'M FAPING THE HELL OUT
User avatar #258 to #257 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Pretty badass? that doesn't even describe it dude! ( god I wish I had my doctor folder right now!)
User avatar #240 to #239 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
*dAy
#227 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]
We don't talk anymore, Erik.   
   
How are you?
We don't talk anymore, Erik.

How are you?
#228 to #227 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
I haven't been on FJ in a long while, bromo. I've been in summer school, and the only free time i get, I try to spend seeing my girlfriend. How about you?
#229 to #228 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]
I've been bored and shit. Going to take my permit test next week, gotta study lols.
User avatar #230 to #229 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
Quick question, sir do you play minecraft?
#231 to #230 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]
No, my version is illegitimate and tbh broken now..
No, my version is illegitimate and tbh broken now..
User avatar #232 to #231 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
Fuck I wanted to invite you to mah server.
User avatar #233 to #232 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]
Lol I don't play video games anyways. XD
User avatar #234 to #233 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
Sad face. I been listening to wubstep and playing video games most summer anywho.
User avatar #235 to #234 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]
>dubstep

LOL, BAD MUSIC.
#236 to #235 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
&gt;Only person who listens to dubstep, sober.   
   
*Sigh* I feel like a hipster fag :/ Yolo?
>Only person who listens to dubstep, sober.

*Sigh* I feel like a hipster fag :/ Yolo?
User avatar #237 to #236 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]
At least you're not a prick about it. Props for that.
User avatar #238 to #237 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
Yay for me <3
User avatar #226 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/14/2012) [-]
dsfdf
User avatar #219 - jaltor (07/09/2012) [-]
hey is that default or a different texture pack in your minecraft post with the no creeper sign? because it looks cool although it could just be graininess from photoshop..
User avatar #220 to #249 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
Nice job noticing it, but no it's not photoshop. It's R3DCraft.
I used it in 128x. I can send you a link if you'd like.
User avatar #221 to #250 - jaltor (07/09/2012) [-]
yes that would be much appreciated :D
User avatar #224 to #251 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
http://www . minecraftforum . net/topic/12w25-32x-64x-128x-256x-512x-%E2%97%96%E2%97%96-r3dcraft-%E 2%97%97%E2%97%97-default-realism-85-done/
User avatar #223 to #251 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
[url deleted] E2%97%97%E2%97%97-default-realism-85-done/
User avatar #222 to #251 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
I used the 128px version. It's great.


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#225 to #252 - jaltor (07/09/2012) [-]
thanks it looks great
User avatar #209 - Bluecoolman (04/29/2012) [-]
By any chance could you turn that comic into a comp? c:
User avatar #210 to #239 - cubanwhiteman (05/05/2012) [-]
Which comic?
User avatar #211 to #240 - Bluecoolman (05/05/2012) [-]
Some comic you posted on an NSFW post
I honestly cant remember what now XDD
User avatar #212 to #241 - cubanwhiteman (05/06/2012) [-]
Was it about yoko? I've got a couple of different comics and only remember only posting yoko on FJ.
User avatar #213 to #242 - Bluecoolman (05/06/2012) [-]
OH
Yeah, It was the Yoko one.
#214 to #243 - cubanwhiteman (05/06/2012) [-]
I'll post it in a bit. I'll tell ya when.
I'll post it in a bit. I'll tell ya when.
User avatar #215 to #244 - Bluecoolman (05/06/2012) [-]
Thanks :D
#216 to #245 - cubanwhiteman (05/06/2012) [-]
Warning, may take longer than expected...
User avatar #217 to #246 - Bluecoolman (05/06/2012) [-]
S'all good :D
User avatar #206 - pinkimina (04/06/2012) [-]
I think you're account name would be more appropriate if it were "fucking awesome cool guy"
#207 to #235 - cubanwhiteman (04/06/2012) [-]
That made my fucking day.
User avatar #203 - critikalfail **User deleted account** (04/01/2012) [-]
I just came to your page and saw your content had 757574 views. I couldn't miss the oppurtunity so I made it 757575:D
User avatar #204 to #232 - cubanwhiteman (04/01/2012) [-]
And you didn't bother to screen cap? D:
User avatar #205 to #233 - critikalfail **User deleted account** (04/01/2012) [-]
DAMMIT DIDN'T THINK OF IT
#200 - jingleforth (03/31/2012) [-]
...I wake up with the screams of slaughtered men in my head..
#201 to #229 - jingleforth (03/31/2012) [-]
..And the worst part is..
#202 to #230 - jingleforth (03/31/2012) [-]
Their death was my doing...
#208 to #231 - cubanwhiteman (04/13/2012) [-]
And their rape was mine.
User avatar #196 - HankHillITellUWhat (02/12/2012) [-]
Im BACK
User avatar #197 to #225 - cubanwhiteman (02/12/2012) [-]
HOORAY.
User avatar #198 to #226 - HankHillITellUWhat (02/13/2012) [-]
I know thats sarcastic but shit.
#199 to #227 - cubanwhiteman (02/13/2012) [-]
I didn't imply sarcasm.. but okay...
User avatar #195 - shayschamp (02/07/2012) [-]
Hey, do you know how to make it so you click a link and it makes you subscribed to the person you got the link from? (if that makes any sense)
User avatar #218 to #224 - cubanwhiteman (06/09/2012) [-]
You click subscribe.
#194 - Sunset **User deleted account** (01/09/2012) [-]
Hey Erik.
#189 - Sunset **User deleted account** (12/05/2011) [-]
User avatar #190 to #218 - cubanwhiteman (12/05/2011) [-]
You wat.
User avatar #191 to #219 - Sunset **User deleted account** (12/05/2011) [-]
I love you too.
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