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#8 - so, you get anything out of it?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Woman Logic 0
User avatar #9 - mrnpc (09/08/2014) [-]
Nope. My smooth talking ways have failed me
User avatar #12 - aherorising (09/08/2014) [-]
what happened?
User avatar #14 - mrnpc (09/08/2014) [-]
Have you ever met a bitch who was just a total brick wall? That was this chick
User avatar #15 - aherorising (09/08/2014) [-]
pics of convo? I'm not sure what you mean
User avatar #16 - mrnpc (09/08/2014) [-]
sorry bro, I don't share convos. I'll give it a couple days then try again after she deletes our messages. Maybe I'll approach it differently this time
User avatar #17 - aherorising (09/08/2014) [-]
wait so she did respond? I'm not sure how pathetic it is though...
User avatar #18 - mrnpc (09/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, bro no convos. I'll post the nudes if I get them though
#19 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
Don't lie. You have no proof so shut up.
#1 - how do i attack ****  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on I'm not a big Vivian James... 0
User avatar #3 - supermandan (09/08/2014) [-]
Let me know if you find out what the fish icons are for.
User avatar #2 - supermandan (09/08/2014) [-]
I picked Dudebro controls and left click shows the weapon choices while pausing the game. Shift will attack with chosen weapon.
#8 - Comment deleted 09/08/2014 on The frustration and cringe 0
#4 - Ah 09/08/2014 on Best Duo Ever. 0
#2 - What is this?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Best Duo Ever. 0
User avatar #3 - procrasturbate (09/08/2014) [-]
Final Fantasy XII. I recommend. It's to this day one of the best games I've ever played.
User avatar #5 - gittons (09/08/2014) [-]
good to see a fellow fan of it considering most people think it is average and quite a lot
hate it.
User avatar #6 - procrasturbate (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't see why, it has probably the second best story, tons of Sidequests, megabosses, and just shit to find. I have easily 100 hours in that game and still haven't done all the sidequests and hunted all the rare game.
User avatar #7 - gittons (09/08/2014) [-]
apparently people hate the characters and story,
i found them lacking but far from game ruining.
User avatar #4 - cryoticshell (09/08/2014) [-]
Ah
#78 - that last one 09/07/2014 on Animation so much better... +12
#135 - Well, if there's been a change, there's been a change. Glad to… 09/07/2014 on Ahhh memories 0
#67 - Unfortunately it's not possible, or it would basically be Hero…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Ahhh memories 0
#70 - bioniclexplain (09/06/2014) [-]
Greg Farshtey quit writing the story in 2013 when bioniclestory.com got taken down. A few weeks ago, he starts writing for Bionicle again. If the hype train isn't real, I don't know what is.
User avatar #135 - cryoticshell (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, if there's been a change, there's been a change. Glad to hear that the story is still going though. Didn't know the site got taken down. But as long as things keep going then, well, things will keep going.
#66 - just got the Special Edition Kraahkan off ebay 09/06/2014 on Ahhh memories 0
#65 - I got all of the main story related characters, and I'm slowly… 09/06/2014 on Ahhh memories 0
#28 - god damn it. 09/04/2014 on Thank You. 0
#391 - Such a fantastic argument. 09/04/2014 on A Better Minecraft +1
#388 - googled "minecraft shader" and this came u…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2014 on A Better Minecraft 0
User avatar #389 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
That actually looks like ass, lol.

Don't waste my time, dude.
#430 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ you are king autist
User avatar #431 - bindmind (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah.
#391 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
Such a fantastic argument.
#384 - Really, all you have to do is look up shaders and whatever mod…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/04/2014 on A Better Minecraft 0
User avatar #385 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
Find a photo that looks like this with Minecraft mods.
User avatar #388 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
gamesloveres.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/minecraft-shaders-landscapeminecraft-water-shader-by-aphexbravia-on-deviantart-nnz3jm6d.png

googled "minecraft shader" and this came up without having to scroll. besides the use of a different texture pack, that's exactly like above.
User avatar #389 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
That actually looks like ass, lol.

Don't waste my time, dude.
#430 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ you are king autist
User avatar #431 - bindmind (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah.
#391 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
Such a fantastic argument.
#382 - No one cares about the engine though, they just care about the…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/04/2014 on A Better Minecraft 0
User avatar #383 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm not sure you know what an engine entails... I could explain it to you, but it's honestly not worth my time. Just look it up or don't, whatever.
User avatar #384 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
Really, all you have to do is look up shaders and whatever mods you want and you'll see you're wrong. If I wanted minecraft to look like it is in this comp i could after putting the slightest effort into it.
User avatar #385 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
Find a photo that looks like this with Minecraft mods.
User avatar #388 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
gamesloveres.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/minecraft-shaders-landscapeminecraft-water-shader-by-aphexbravia-on-deviantart-nnz3jm6d.png

googled "minecraft shader" and this came up without having to scroll. besides the use of a different texture pack, that's exactly like above.
User avatar #389 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
That actually looks like ass, lol.

Don't waste my time, dude.
#430 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ you are king autist
User avatar #431 - bindmind (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah.
#391 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
Such a fantastic argument.
#372 - Look up minecraft shaders. Most of what's in this comp are bas…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/04/2014 on A Better Minecraft 0
User avatar #380 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
No, it's actually impossible to accomplish this level of bump-mapping and these types of lighting effects. Mods are able to cheat it, but it isn't physically possible with the engine.
User avatar #382 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
No one cares about the engine though, they just care about the looks, and above that is almost always gameplay. Minecraft has the gameplay it needs, and the looks can easily be changed. Not one person cares about the engine Minecraft is run on or whatever.
User avatar #383 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm not sure you know what an engine entails... I could explain it to you, but it's honestly not worth my time. Just look it up or don't, whatever.
User avatar #384 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
Really, all you have to do is look up shaders and whatever mods you want and you'll see you're wrong. If I wanted minecraft to look like it is in this comp i could after putting the slightest effort into it.
User avatar #385 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
Find a photo that looks like this with Minecraft mods.
User avatar #388 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
gamesloveres.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/minecraft-shaders-landscapeminecraft-water-shader-by-aphexbravia-on-deviantart-nnz3jm6d.png

googled "minecraft shader" and this came up without having to scroll. besides the use of a different texture pack, that's exactly like above.
User avatar #389 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
That actually looks like ass, lol.

Don't waste my time, dude.
#430 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ you are king autist
User avatar #431 - bindmind (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah.
#391 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
Such a fantastic argument.
#366 - So basically it would look like Minecraft, but with a few mods…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/04/2014 on A Better Minecraft 0
User avatar #371 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
Mods that didn't suck your computer dry. Also, mods can't possibly accomplish this.
User avatar #372 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
Look up minecraft shaders. Most of what's in this comp are basically the same thing.

Also, texture packs, mods for better textures, etc.

Mods can do exactly that. Mods can change the game completely.
User avatar #380 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
No, it's actually impossible to accomplish this level of bump-mapping and these types of lighting effects. Mods are able to cheat it, but it isn't physically possible with the engine.
User avatar #382 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
No one cares about the engine though, they just care about the looks, and above that is almost always gameplay. Minecraft has the gameplay it needs, and the looks can easily be changed. Not one person cares about the engine Minecraft is run on or whatever.
User avatar #383 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm not sure you know what an engine entails... I could explain it to you, but it's honestly not worth my time. Just look it up or don't, whatever.
User avatar #384 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
Really, all you have to do is look up shaders and whatever mods you want and you'll see you're wrong. If I wanted minecraft to look like it is in this comp i could after putting the slightest effort into it.
User avatar #385 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
Find a photo that looks like this with Minecraft mods.
User avatar #388 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
gamesloveres.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/minecraft-shaders-landscapeminecraft-water-shader-by-aphexbravia-on-deviantart-nnz3jm6d.png

googled "minecraft shader" and this came up without having to scroll. besides the use of a different texture pack, that's exactly like above.
User avatar #389 - bindmind (09/04/2014) [-]
That actually looks like ass, lol.

Don't waste my time, dude.
#430 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ you are king autist
User avatar #431 - bindmind (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah.
#391 - cryoticshell (09/04/2014) [-]
Such a fantastic argument.
#54 - I like you. 09/01/2014 on Five nights at WTF +1
#51 - hey geo, kinda cool to see you outside furry board  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Five nights at WTF +6
#52 - geothermal (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
#54 - cryoticshell (09/01/2014) [-]
I like you.
#6 - so should i skip ahead to season 3?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Adventure time 0
#14 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
that doesn't mean they're bad, the first episodes have some of the funniest moments. It's not reeally a show you watch for the story, more just funny creative shit
User avatar #7 - badgerclan (09/01/2014) [-]
I wouldn't recommend it. There's a lot of continuity between episodes that really helps to make the show better. There's never a point where you'll need to see an earlier episode to know what's going on (except for a couple episodes that are 2 or 3 parts long, which are always aired together) but seeing the connections across episodes really helps to develop a good idea of the world and characters you're seeing. There's one episode in season 4 that's pretty powerful on its own but after seeing some of the earlier episodes that it connects to it will hit you so much harder (the extra context for the last 10 seconds almost made me cry). You'll appreciate the show more if you watch the episodes in order, or you at least do for most episodes.

Besides, even though I think the later seasons are stronger, there are a lot of good episodes in the first two seasons. Just start binge watching. It takes surprisingly little time to get through the series so far and you'll really like it.
User avatar #34 - oxymoronking (09/01/2014) [-]
which episode?
User avatar #52 - badgerclan (09/02/2014) [-]
The episode I was talking about was I Remember You in season 4 but the earlier episodes Holly Jolly Secrets parts 1 and 2 and Memory of a Memory, which I recommend you watch first.
User avatar #53 - oxymoronking (09/02/2014) [-]
damn i forgot about i remember you. damn, that had the feels bad
#1 - I don't get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on More stupid people +1
#2 - ghaghagha (09/01/2014) [-]
he rickrolld him
#9597206 - he's not wrong...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #9597211 - grogovic (08/31/2014) [-]
I'm also very frequent to gay board, brony board sometimes other boards.
#1 - So, I watched the first two or three episodes and it seemed (t…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Adventure time +2
#25 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
The show starts out like any other cartoonnetwork show, but over time the randomness gets toned down but it's still there and used with good effect. Also you shouldn't skip any seasons because this show loves bringing back old characters, no character shall be forgotten!
#17 - asulen (09/01/2014) [-]
My five year old was watching this on Netflix one day and he asked me to watch it with him.

We watched whatever Netflix had, and I went and downloaded the rest. This is a hilarious cartoon, made even better by hearing Bender when the dog speaks.

I laughed wildly at pic related.
#11 - kacem (09/01/2014) [-]
like spongebob it get worse as the show advance
#29 - deckbox (09/01/2014) [-]
Spongebob only came bad because the lead writer left after the movie, just they kept going with it, so literally only the first 2 seasons are 'Proper' spongebob.
#26 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
Plz try harder
It hurts to see you fail this bad.
User avatar #13 - cthumoo (09/01/2014) [-]
no way, adventure time has been consistently good, the finn relationship stuff was the only bad period
#9 - falbwuh (09/01/2014) [-]
If you're talking about spongebob in its prime, it's just as good as that was (most of the time).

If you're talking about current spongebob, AT is way better than that trash.
User avatar #5 - badgerclan (09/01/2014) [-]
I usually compare the show to Futurama. It's a bunch of wacky adventures involving colorful characters and interesting environments that's normally pretty funny but occasionally hits you with heavily emotional episodes that will make you really respect the show. It's one of the rare cartoons where the characters age with the show and the tone sort of matures as the episodes keep going. The first season or two are playful and innocent, kinda like Spongebob, and the show never loses that feeling, but starting around season 3 they start adding a lot of depth to the characters and they start to deal with the backstory (it's set 1000 years after a nuclear war in modern times) and it gets to be one of the better shows on television right now.
#42 - scapeartist (09/01/2014) [-]
Not to mention the fact that Bender from Futurama and Jake from AT share the same voice actor. John DiMaggio
User avatar #51 - badgerclan (09/02/2014) [-]
When I decided to watch AT the first thing I watched was the original animated short. I wasn't impressed but I gave it another shot solely because DiMaggio was in it. That was lucky as hell because he's the only character from the short to be played by the same actor in the series and it's now one of my favorite shows.
User avatar #6 - cryoticshell (09/01/2014) [-]
so should i skip ahead to season 3?
#14 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
that doesn't mean they're bad, the first episodes have some of the funniest moments. It's not reeally a show you watch for the story, more just funny creative shit
User avatar #7 - badgerclan (09/01/2014) [-]
I wouldn't recommend it. There's a lot of continuity between episodes that really helps to make the show better. There's never a point where you'll need to see an earlier episode to know what's going on (except for a couple episodes that are 2 or 3 parts long, which are always aired together) but seeing the connections across episodes really helps to develop a good idea of the world and characters you're seeing. There's one episode in season 4 that's pretty powerful on its own but after seeing some of the earlier episodes that it connects to it will hit you so much harder (the extra context for the last 10 seconds almost made me cry). You'll appreciate the show more if you watch the episodes in order, or you at least do for most episodes.

Besides, even though I think the later seasons are stronger, there are a lot of good episodes in the first two seasons. Just start binge watching. It takes surprisingly little time to get through the series so far and you'll really like it.
User avatar #34 - oxymoronking (09/01/2014) [-]
which episode?
User avatar #52 - badgerclan (09/02/2014) [-]
The episode I was talking about was I Remember You in season 4 but the earlier episodes Holly Jolly Secrets parts 1 and 2 and Memory of a Memory, which I recommend you watch first.
User avatar #53 - oxymoronking (09/02/2014) [-]
damn i forgot about i remember you. damn, that had the feels bad
#4 - deckbox (09/01/2014) [-]
It starts off as Spongebob then becomes Mad Men in levels of writing, transitioning from 4th to 5th season shit starts getting pretty fucking real, sexual awakening interpersonal relationships tragic backstories vastly expanded character development, several character deaths then a huge twist at the end of season 6.

Honestly it is one of the most important cartoons on TV right now, but the censors are butchering it to fuck and the emotional sexual points the show tries to establish are cut out, removing the point of a few episodes that deal with relationships
User avatar #2 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2014) [-]
It gets pretty fucking emotional.
#9581213 - That's right. 08/29/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#9581206 - i'm not your real mother you know. your real mother ran out on…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #9581210 - Vpirate (08/29/2014) [-]
*gasp*
User avatar #9581213 - cryoticshell (08/29/2014) [-]
That's right.

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User avatar #44 - ohmeghon (09/18/2014) [-]
Why are you an asshole? :<
User avatar #45 to #44 - cryoticshell (09/18/2014) [-]
Well, one part is that I assumed you were hitting on me, or at least sarcastically hitting on me. The other part of it is that I'm constantly telling myself that no one ever does.

If that makes sense.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ohmeghon (09/18/2014) [-]
thats just my game man, I like to have fun. Its not necessarily 'hitting on you or not'. I'm talking to you, so I like ya. I'm a little more three dimensional than your average sex-craved online roleplay partner ;D
Don't be so rough on yourself yeah?
User avatar #43 - sammiemoore (08/22/2014) [-]
You add me as a friend then remove it before I can accept? K LOL
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