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#7 - I really can't stand when people who do either are even around… 04/29/2014 on Seriously 0
#4 - Anyone else think of him? 04/29/2014 on Canadian assassins +1
#20 - Ok, so it's an actual thing and I just didn't know about it. … 04/29/2014 on The bible isnt law, its... +3
#597786 - I think I was thinking that my Protean Froakies had something … 04/29/2014 on Pokemon 0
#17 - I'm sorry....Deuteronomy? Did this person pull something out o…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/29/2014 on The bible isnt law, its... +2
#22 - hwangw (04/29/2014) [-]
Deuteronomy? It's the 5th book of the Bible if I remember correctly.
#24 - olioh (04/29/2014) [-]
**olioh rolled image** thats one sexy donut u have there, it would be shame if someone took it
#73 - hwangw (05/01/2014) [-]
That's a samoa, not a donut.
User avatar #74 - olioh (05/01/2014) [-]
good to know, never heard of samoas
User avatar #76 - hwangw (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if they have girl scout cookies where you're from but these are the absolute best!
#19 - ozzysite (04/29/2014) [-]
Deuteronomy was written for the jews, their rules were so damn specific because they were unobedient little shits. Once Jesus came, the new testament (or new covenant, if translated differently), and a different set of rules was in place which is why lots of the nitpicky bullshit isn't followed anymore, I don't recall if it said anything about gays. But they could eat shellfish again. Basically the old testament is a good read, but most of the stuff was made null and void by Christ's atonement. That's basically how i learned it, not that i think any of it is true but that's how i was taught to understand. Not trying to make a shitstorm, just sharing what learning i have on the matter. Feel free to correct me religionexplain. or anyone else for that matter.
User avatar #68 - justinsane (04/30/2014) [-]
The first five books of the old testament (Genesis Exodus Leviticus Numbers and Deuteronomy) are known as the five books of law. They are traditionally believed to be written by Moses. They cover the laws that were given from God to Moses on how to run the Jewish state (a theocracy). They cover everything from marriage, to burial rites, to handling bodies, to war, and pretty much anything else you can think of. There is a bit of confusion as to why the old testament does not apply in the modern world. The most simple answer comes from the book of Matthew. In Matthew 5:17-18 Christ says
"17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.

18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled."

Basically what he is saying is that the law had its place in history, but with the institution of the new covenant the old laws are now null. Basically the old testament only exists for flavor and history. There are a few other examples of this supersession in Matthew, my favorite being 15:11. When asked about the need for keeping a kosher diet, Christ responded: "What goes into someone's mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them."

There are really only two commandments given by christ in the new testement (neither of them having anything to do with gays). in Luke 10:25-28 he says: "And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life? 26And He said to him, "What is written in the Law? How does it read to you?" 27And he answered, "YOU SHALL LOVE THE LORD YOUR GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, AND WITH ALL YOUR SOUL, AND WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH, AND WITH ALL YOUR MIND; AND YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF." 28And He said to him, "You have answered correctly; DO THIS AND YOU WILL LIVE."

No more characters left, so I hope that sums it up well.
User avatar #65 - ogomer (04/29/2014) [-]
In Matthew 5:17-20 Jesus states that "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished." In other words the old testament still counts. The severity of the crime is however not as bad anymore, you'll just end up in the lowest level of heaven, not hell.
#52 - hwest (04/29/2014) [-]
does this technically mean that the Jewish should still abide by the laws of the first testament?
#69 - ozzysite (04/30/2014) [-]
I believe so yes, thats why they don't eat pork right?
User avatar #20 - cryoticshell (04/29/2014) [-]
Ok, so it's an actual thing and I just didn't know about it.

Deuteronomy sounds like some sort of medical procedure....anyways, thanks for clarifying.
#3 - People use Origin? 04/29/2014 on Dead Space +1
#597784 - Ok, so I'm looking for a good Pumpkaboo (to evolve) in a Safar…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #597787 - nommonsterbaa (04/29/2014) [-]
Destiny knot passes on IVs, everstone passes on the nature of the holder. The female has something like a 80% chance to pass on a normal ability, and a 60% chance to pass on a hidden ability. No item helps out with abilities.
User avatar #597785 - fitemeirlbro (04/29/2014) [-]
destiny bond passes on ivs and nothing passes ability the everstone passes nature
User avatar #597799 - supertanto (04/29/2014) [-]
you mean destiny knot
destiny knot is an item
destiny bond is a move
User avatar #597802 - scytherkris (04/29/2014) [-]
No he means Magic Bounce
User avatar #597804 - supertanto (04/29/2014) [-]
magic bounce stealth rock ragequit
User avatar #597800 - fitemeirlbro (04/29/2014) [-]
ya
User avatar #597786 - cryoticshell (04/29/2014) [-]
I think I was thinking that my Protean Froakies had something like that, but I just had a male and female with it and got a bunch that way.

Anyways, thank you for being helpful. Doesn't really seem to be a lot of people here who are, either that or a lot of people who just don't care, some who give bullshit, and some who help.
#16 - So making an species, and due to the epilogue I'm guessing mor… 04/29/2014 on revived +1
#597696 - Is Mewtwo worth EV training as long as you get a good nature f…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #597714 - nomora (04/28/2014) [-]
Go for a Modest or Timid nature. Or Naive if you have the X Mega Stone.
User avatar #597698 - scytherkris (04/28/2014) [-]
Mewtwo is never worth it
User avatar #597709 - fitemeirlbro (04/28/2014) [-]
mewtwo is never mewtwo it
User avatar #597710 - scytherkris (04/28/2014) [-]
When it comes to not being gay you're clearly Mewtwo it
User avatar #597711 - fitemeirlbro (04/28/2014) [-]
When it comes to not being Mewtwo you're clearly Mewtwo it
User avatar #597712 - scytherkris (04/28/2014) [-]
No I'm Kris
User avatar #597713 - fitemeirlbro (04/28/2014) [-]
k
#242 - Schicklgruber did nothing wrong. 04/28/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 5 0
#597652 - Anyone here have a Ralts/Kirlia/Gardevoir in their Safari? …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #597663 - brackgrapple (04/28/2014) [-]
I dont know what I have but i know i have a raltz laying around somewhere if you want to trade, 5472 7799 4625
User avatar #597658 - supertanto (04/28/2014) [-]
no
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on That's not a Goomba... 0
User avatar #18 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
well shit
#15 - The controllers I have are all wireless because they came with…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2014 on That's not a Goomba... 0
User avatar #16 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
chargers?
#17 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
well shit
#13 - I have to pay more to use wireless though.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2014 on That's not a Goomba... 0
User avatar #14 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
i dont know if xbox has a usb connection to the controller
if it does
do it that way
User avatar #15 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
The controllers I have are all wireless because they came with the console(s) I've gotten
User avatar #16 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
chargers?
#17 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
well shit
#11 - Xbox master race bitch. No, just kidding. PS4 is prob…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2014 on That's not a Goomba... 0
User avatar #12 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
fine
its coo
you can do the same thing
but you can go wirelessly with xbax 360
User avatar #13 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
I have to pay more to use wireless though.
User avatar #14 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
i dont know if xbox has a usb connection to the controller
if it does
do it that way
User avatar #15 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
The controllers I have are all wireless because they came with the console(s) I've gotten
User avatar #16 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
chargers?
#17 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
well shit
#9 - What do you mean?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/26/2014 on That's not a Goomba... 0
User avatar #10 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
if you have a ps3 controller you can plug it in
download motionjoy or betterds3 or some shit
bind the controls to keys
badabamn
User avatar #11 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
Xbox master race bitch.

No, just kidding. PS4 is probably better than Xbox "One"

Still, don't have a playstation, so no PS controllers of any kind.
User avatar #12 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
fine
its coo
you can do the same thing
but you can go wirelessly with xbax 360
User avatar #13 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
I have to pay more to use wireless though.
User avatar #14 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
i dont know if xbox has a usb connection to the controller
if it does
do it that way
User avatar #15 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
The controllers I have are all wireless because they came with the console(s) I've gotten
User avatar #16 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
chargers?
#17 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
well shit
#8 - Clearly not the definition then. 04/26/2014 on Smeeling her nose 0
#7 - clavatninenine Got about 15 minutes in and the game i…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/26/2014 on That's not a Goomba... 0
User avatar #8 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
do you habe console
if so hook it up that way
User avatar #9 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #10 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
if you have a ps3 controller you can plug it in
download motionjoy or betterds3 or some shit
bind the controls to keys
badabamn
User avatar #11 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
Xbox master race bitch.

No, just kidding. PS4 is probably better than Xbox "One"

Still, don't have a playstation, so no PS controllers of any kind.
User avatar #12 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
fine
its coo
you can do the same thing
but you can go wirelessly with xbax 360
User avatar #13 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
I have to pay more to use wireless though.
User avatar #14 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
i dont know if xbox has a usb connection to the controller
if it does
do it that way
User avatar #15 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
The controllers I have are all wireless because they came with the console(s) I've gotten
User avatar #16 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
chargers?
#17 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
well shit
#6 - What the dicks is "smeels"  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Smeeling her nose 0
User avatar #7 - yaboydoubled (04/26/2014) [-]
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Smeel


What urban dictionary said.What the literal fuck.
User avatar #8 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
Clearly not the definition then.
#95 - I know that feel 24/7 04/26/2014 on I can relate 0
#5 - Awesome, can't wait to see what happens. I never actually play…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/25/2014 on That's not a Goomba... 0
User avatar #6 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
doit
User avatar #7 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
clavatninenine

Got about 15 minutes in and the game is fucking unplayable without an console controller.

Incredibly disappointed, but the game itself is probably amazing. The PC keybindings are the absolute worst things ever. Of all time. Hitler would want to gas whoever decided these keybindings and NO ONE would disagree with him.

Not playing until I can get a wired controller, but I get paid soon so it shouldn't be too long.
User avatar #8 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
do you habe console
if so hook it up that way
User avatar #9 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #10 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
if you have a ps3 controller you can plug it in
download motionjoy or betterds3 or some shit
bind the controls to keys
badabamn
User avatar #11 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
Xbox master race bitch.

No, just kidding. PS4 is probably better than Xbox "One"

Still, don't have a playstation, so no PS controllers of any kind.
User avatar #12 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
fine
its coo
you can do the same thing
but you can go wirelessly with xbax 360
User avatar #13 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
I have to pay more to use wireless though.
User avatar #14 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
i dont know if xbox has a usb connection to the controller
if it does
do it that way
User avatar #15 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
The controllers I have are all wireless because they came with the console(s) I've gotten
User avatar #16 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
chargers?
#17 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
well shit
#3 - Hey clavat, been a while. Can you tell me if there's any mods …  [+] (15 new replies) 04/25/2014 on That's not a Goomba... 0
User avatar #4 - clavatninenine (04/25/2014) [-]
If it's for PC, they will cum.

only a matter of time before mods start showing up.
User avatar #5 - cryoticshell (04/25/2014) [-]
Awesome, can't wait to see what happens. I never actually played the first Dark Souls game.
User avatar #6 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
doit
User avatar #7 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
clavatninenine

Got about 15 minutes in and the game is fucking unplayable without an console controller.

Incredibly disappointed, but the game itself is probably amazing. The PC keybindings are the absolute worst things ever. Of all time. Hitler would want to gas whoever decided these keybindings and NO ONE would disagree with him.

Not playing until I can get a wired controller, but I get paid soon so it shouldn't be too long.
User avatar #8 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
do you habe console
if so hook it up that way
User avatar #9 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #10 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
if you have a ps3 controller you can plug it in
download motionjoy or betterds3 or some shit
bind the controls to keys
badabamn
User avatar #11 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
Xbox master race bitch.

No, just kidding. PS4 is probably better than Xbox "One"

Still, don't have a playstation, so no PS controllers of any kind.
User avatar #12 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
fine
its coo
you can do the same thing
but you can go wirelessly with xbax 360
User avatar #13 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
I have to pay more to use wireless though.
User avatar #14 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
i dont know if xbox has a usb connection to the controller
if it does
do it that way
User avatar #15 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
The controllers I have are all wireless because they came with the console(s) I've gotten
User avatar #16 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
chargers?
#17 - cryoticshell (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - evilanakie (04/26/2014) [-]
well shit
#5 - No I don't, otherwise I wouldn't be asking. 04/23/2014 on For smeel and glory! 0
#1 - What the god damn is "smeel"  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on For smeel and glory! 0
User avatar #2 - wedgehead (04/21/2014) [-]
You don't know?
User avatar #5 - cryoticshell (04/23/2014) [-]
No I don't, otherwise I wouldn't be asking.
#8 - It's not a dink at the end you ******** it's a DONK.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on binka dinka dinka dinkada... 0
#14 - pootismang (04/21/2014) [-]
This man approves.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #44 - ohmeghon ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Why are you an asshole? :<
User avatar #45 to #44 - cryoticshell (09/18/2014) [-]
Well, one part is that I assumed you were hitting on me, or at least sarcastically hitting on me. The other part of it is that I'm constantly telling myself that no one ever does.

If that makes sense.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ohmeghon ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
thats just my game man, I like to have fun. Its not necessarily 'hitting on you or not'. I'm talking to you, so I like ya. I'm a little more three dimensional than your average sex-craved online roleplay partner ;D
Don't be so rough on yourself yeah?
User avatar #43 - sammiemoore (08/22/2014) [-]
You add me as a friend then remove it before I can accept? K LOL
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