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Date Signed Up:8/31/2012
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    REALLY? I had no idea. REALLY? I had no idea.
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    Brazil Vs Germany Brazil Vs Germany
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    Modded Skyrim Modded Skyrim
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#13 - ***** , no. 4 hours ago on Political Correctness 0
#141 - ***** do u see dat ass? 11/20/2014 on don't ban me please +1
#61 - "bae come over" "I can't, the train br… 11/19/2014 on I love magnetic trains. +1
#56 - when your girl say "go deeper" and you tryna force a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Jesus 6 +3
User avatar #57 - Virt (11/18/2014) [-]
when you nut and she keep suckin
#40 - What about this scene?: this **** hit me…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on muh feels +2
#64 - toohntown (11/17/2014) [-]
It is heavy and all, but the leaves on the wind had more buildup to the moment. You see him going around helping people, but something is in the back of his mind this whole time. It's the whole "the happiest person is the saddest" part. This man devotes his life to helping others, but then you see his sadness and it is heartbreaking.
#47 - >cosmo >"sexologist" yeh... nah. 11/12/2014 on My Ex +1
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Crying while muttering calculations, maybe?
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User avatar #37 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
I really like Jonah Hill
He's such a nice face and cool guy ite?
User avatar #38 to #37 - cryingchicken (05/05/2014) [-]
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
User avatar #39 to #38 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
lol @ guy below
"reraratearded"
User avatar #40 to #39 - cryingchicken (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeh, he was a victim of a little troll I did a while a go.
User avatar #41 to #40 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
lol what did you do?
User avatar #42 to #41 - cryingchicken (05/05/2014) [-]
I sorta do this thing where I say Emma Watson is ugly on a Harry Potter related post. Within seconds I have a ******** of replies calling me a retard. Then I just take it from there and see how angry I can make a bunch of random people simply by saying that Emma Watson is ugly. Good times.

Just a couple of examples:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4778640/Emma+and+Rupert/52#52
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4700004/We+can+t+take+him+anywhere/15#15
User avatar #44 to #42 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
thanks lol
User avatar #43 to #42 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
damn man that's ******* hilarious honestly
almost broke my depression
hahahahahahahahah
User avatar #45 to #43 - cryingchicken (05/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome, I guess.
#29 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2013) [-]
Look at all those red thumbs on your comments. It really was a pleasure to see you dig yourself deeper. Nothing wrong with expressing your opinion, but as a word of advice, people wont go crazy if you don't shoot down their own opinion as wrong. Especially when it comes to the retarded little bitch argument you were having over the attractiveness of Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence.
However you seem like someone who is too pig-headed/stubborn to even consider another point of view other than that which you see as right, and that is why you will continue to alienate others.
Hope that helps :3
#27 - deadmauf (05/07/2013) [-]
props to you for telling those horny 14 year old kids the plain truth. but hey, this is the internet, puberty is OP on here...

also ponies suck and bronies cant get any better than a pony fantasy and fake brony friends..
User avatar #28 to #27 - deadmauf (05/07/2013) [-]
OP as in overpowered....
#26 - cruxes (05/07/2013) [-]
You're so retararded I cry while reading your comments and watching your posts.
You're so retararded I cry while reading your comments and watching your posts.
User avatar #36 to #26 - cryingchicken (04/26/2014) [-]
>"retararded"
>"watching" posts

Wait, you're calling me retarded?
User avatar #35 to #26 - splosh (03/07/2014) [-]
Agree.
User avatar #23 - Gedziuzzz (05/07/2013) [-]
Hey. Could you post that Avatar comic where uncle Zuko is vacuuming the floor, please.
#21 - rarityrarityrarity (03/21/2013) [-]
keep up the dyke watson posts
User avatar #22 to #21 - cryingchicken (03/21/2013) [-]
gladly.
#19 - yourafaggotharry (03/14/2013) [-]
you dun goofed boy
you dun goofed boy
#18 - norfolk (11/11/2012) [-]
You poor soul...
You poor soul...
#17 - occamsrazor (11/11/2012) [-]
Looks like you failed today
Looks like you failed today
User avatar #16 - herbolifee (11/11/2012) [-]
State one wrong fact, and get hundreds of - thumbs.

Welcome to FJ sir
#15 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2012) [-]
Ahah you cunt, -300+ On one retarded comment
User avatar #11 - stanislaw (09/29/2012) [-]
Hey brah, remind vas to come my house tomorrow at 1, also you are welcome to come
User avatar #12 to #11 - cryingchicken (09/29/2012) [-]
Can't, got a ******* party.
User avatar #8 - cryingchicken (09/29/2012) [-]
http://x.fap.to/images/full/29/203/2036819214.jpg

And here's the gallery
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Final bits of info:

>her name is lexi
>http://www.megacockcravers.com/main4.htm?id= <--She's featured here second to last on the page
>while I don't wanna burst your bubble the "13 inch cock" she craves is photoshopped.
>Also I think her full name is lexi matthews.

AND YOU'RE IN LUCK!!!
HERE'S A VIDEO:
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HOWEVER YOU NEED TO BE A MEMBER BUT HERE ARE A FEW ACCOUNTS WITH PASSWORDS, THEY MIGHT NOT ALL WORK SO TRY THEM UNTIL ONE DOES (FIRST WORD IS ACCOUNT, SECOND IS PASSWORD):

cf2513 : vinson
jloric : brothers
skydstofte : rindum

12345 : 123456
nomin : 130376
rowme : rowmed

HERE'S A FREE VIDEO BUT IT'S LOWER QUALITY AND SHORTER, BUT IF YOU WANT TO AVOID THE HASSLE OF LOGGING IN JUST WATCH THIS ONE:

www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=coy%20toy%20lexi&source=video&cd=1&ved=0CDkQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.xvideos.com%2Fvideo54231%2Fcoy_toy_music_video_lexi_matthews_&ei=3ClnUNGrPISg0QWX4oCgBw&usg=AFQjCNHY-QysHzHnXMfBUr0BW2OWkFtTZg&cad=rja

OR SIMPLY SEARCH INTO GOOGLE, "LEXI COY TOY" AND FIND ONE.

LEXI COY TOY

AND YES OP, THIS DID TAKE ME A WHILE SO YOU ARE ******* WELCOME!
User avatar #7 - cryingchicken (09/29/2012) [-]
Just help some ***** find his source, feel like haxor.

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