crlmsonhazard
| Last status update: | And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment |
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 28 |
| Date Signed Up: | 12/01/2015 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Ohio |
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| #9 - It wouldn't happen, But I'd love a modern Home Alone Sequel wi… | 01/02/2016 on home alone in the dark | +3 |
| #9 - KInda cringey [+] (1 new reply) | 01/02/2016 on Tinder | 0 |
| #10 - You hit the nail on the head there | 01/02/2016 on How OC works | 0 |
| #11167648 - **crlmsonhazard used "*roll picture*"** **crlmsonhazard rol… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/02/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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anonsgotbanfug (01/02/2016) [-] **anonsgotbanfug used "*roll picture*"** **anonsgotbanfug rolled image** Trump gonna deport your waifu m8 | ||
| #11 - Not one of my prouder fetishes | 01/02/2016 on Catering to more... | 0 |
| #7 - yeah pretty much. Can't pay debt without a good job (a concept… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/02/2016 on Homeless man with 2 masters... | +1 |
| I'd check out apprenticeships, people undervalue that route, and technical based skills are something that are lacking in this country. Oh and usually the peeps who offer it hire you after the training. Paid training is always a win as well. Too many dumbasses getting a degree in English literature or philosophy, how does any self respecting person expect to get a decent job with that? Or be a dumbass and join the military like I did. Free tuition though.and some job training. If your smart enough you can get a job that'll pay well in the civilian world | ||
| #19 - Dogs just pretend to be nice to get treats. Merely acting [+] (1 new reply) | 01/02/2016 on these work on a toddler | -5 |
| My dogs are absolutely sweet to people who have never given them any treat what-so-ever. | ||
| #14 - You guys waste lambirghinis on obese corript cops? Murrica lau… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on (1) Insta ban | 0 |
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| #117 - Logical and compelling until the very last sentence. Eit… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/02/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... | 0 |
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froggernaught (01/02/2016) [-] Technically the last sentence was "We live in America" but I can see how that could be illogical. but I get what you mean. Disregard the last sentence You're not really acting like an asshole, you're asking the real questions, and I'm trying to do my best to respond to them the best way I know how. | ||
| #115 - you need connections for all of those jobs, plus they bin you … [+] (3 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... | 0 |
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froggernaught (01/02/2016) [-] not really. I have a friend who started that light construction stuff I told you about right out of highschool, no experience or anything, just went and talked to the boss, told him he needed work and that was it. He was roofing houses a little while after that. For a lot of the longer term stuff or better paying jobs can require connections to get in, but you gotta cultivate that stuff. That and most people have friends and family, even slight connections should be able to be gleaned for that. Really this whole thing is a giant what if scenario with tons of variables. Education, location, friends, family, and so much more. I just know that theres always something available if your willing to do back breaking labor. If someone who snuck into this country and can't speak English can find work, then so can you- thats always been my dads world view of it. We live in America. #118 -
froggernaught (01/02/2016) [-] Technically the last sentence was "We live in America" but I can see how that could be illogical. but I get what you mean. Disregard the last sentence You're not really acting like an asshole, you're asking the real questions, and I'm trying to do my best to respond to them the best way I know how. | ||
| #112 - So should go procreate even though I gross 12K a year? That wi… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/02/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... | 0 |
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anon (01/02/2016) [-] yea, dare to be a father, stop making excuses...once you have kids you'll be surprised how much your priorities change. there are 2nd jobs out there if you look for them, if you want them bad enough. no ones gonna work their ass off to stuff their face with candy and mountain dew all day playing video games.. but to send your kids to a private school? maybe. | ||
| #110 - I think you replied to the wrong content, bub [+] (3 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... | 0 |
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anon (01/02/2016) [-] yea, dare to be a father, stop making excuses...once you have kids you'll be surprised how much your priorities change. there are 2nd jobs out there if you look for them, if you want them bad enough. no ones gonna work their ass off to stuff their face with candy and mountain dew all day playing video games.. but to send your kids to a private school? maybe. | ||
| #108 - Pro- [+] (1 new reply) | 01/02/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... | 0 |
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| #107 - What hogwash | 01/02/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... | 0 |
| #96 - >Not trying hard enough Um do you have any idea ho… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... | +1 |
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froggernaught (01/02/2016) [-] Any job, and theres shifts. You know what a shift is. Trying to cut down the post here, the spoiler is what my parent did for a living. The jobs my parents had were both worked in a bar in my town (My mom was a bartender, my dad was mostly a bouncer) and then my dad worked in a parts factory. He'd go to the factory job in the morning, get off work in the afternoon, then go work at the bar until around 11 pm. then he'd come home and go to bed. My mom did a lot of part time clerical work where she could find it (She's a hard worker, had a few places she'd go and temp for as the year went on) and then she had a shift at the bar. Both of them worked long hours for my siblings and I. When my mom got her nursing license we started having more money but my mom worked a lot more, and the work nearly killed her. thats a whole different story I'm not saying get a 9 to 5 office job, just find work, something that brings in money, construction, factory work, garbage collection, anything if it brings in money. I've had siblings who've done this. I don't know what kind of job you work (hopefully something that pays well) but theres a lot out there if your willing to work. One of the most common things that people I know get into is house cleanouts or light construction (Roofing, residing houses, stuff like that). Theres options, the point is to be making money to support your family, even if it isn't much. #116 -
froggernaught (01/02/2016) [-] not really. I have a friend who started that light construction stuff I told you about right out of highschool, no experience or anything, just went and talked to the boss, told him he needed work and that was it. He was roofing houses a little while after that. For a lot of the longer term stuff or better paying jobs can require connections to get in, but you gotta cultivate that stuff. That and most people have friends and family, even slight connections should be able to be gleaned for that. Really this whole thing is a giant what if scenario with tons of variables. Education, location, friends, family, and so much more. I just know that theres always something available if your willing to do back breaking labor. If someone who snuck into this country and can't speak English can find work, then so can you- thats always been my dads world view of it. We live in America. #118 -
froggernaught (01/02/2016) [-] Technically the last sentence was "We live in America" but I can see how that could be illogical. but I get what you mean. Disregard the last sentence You're not really acting like an asshole, you're asking the real questions, and I'm trying to do my best to respond to them the best way I know how. honestly you sound like a lazy shitlord that can come up with an excuse for anything he doesnt want to do | ||
| #102 - Not one mention of me.Looks like I've been slacking. You guys … [+] (4 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on Best of Funnyjunk 2015 | +7 |
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| #46 - LIke this? [+] (2 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... | 0 |
| Thats still not an unpopular opinion. Its just a blatantly wrong fact | ||
| #9 - everything except getting a woman to love you [+] (2 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on u don't know shit yet | +17 |
| #3 - I wasn't trolling. It's a serious issue, but okay, bruh | 01/01/2016 on Crippled lives matter | 0 |
| #5193 - We're living in the stone age due to a bunch of greedy politic… | 01/01/2016 on /science/ board | 0 |
| #38638 - I see your point. But I don't think "Nerd Culture" h… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/01/2016 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| Probably correct. The only thing that would come close to Citizen Kane is Star Trek TNG. It's the only medium where I've seen every fan of every sci fi show agree that it is great. Also holds up over time consistently which is why it still gets new viewers and fans to this day. Still looks fine since they relied on acting more than special fx. Battlestar Galactica may come close, but people really seem divided on the ending. But that's probably the closest we will come to Star Trek TNG for a long while. But Citzen Kane is undeniably a masterpiece and is respected and conceded by everyone to be the best if not one of the best movies ever made. Sci Fi really doesn't have that. | ||
| #14679 - Need some gifs of oolong from dragonball | 01/01/2016 on Animated GIFs - funny... | 0 |
| #9 - oh now I remember you | 01/01/2016 on MRW i trap my daughter's BF... | 0 |
| #53264 - **** Michigan State. Way to give up. | 01/01/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... | +1 |
| #639934 - anything beyond the original 251 was ****** and gay [+] (1 new reply) | 01/01/2016 on Pokemon | -1 |
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Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
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murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********
Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
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i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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