Do you like bacon?

Not particularly

**notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"**
**notwalkingwaffles rolled image**

still makes me hard af

oh yeah thats right. But what did the sand people believe in before Muhammed's Handy Guide to Inexplicably Blowing up Cafes in Exchange for Poonani in the Hereafter?

It's not a single wolf you have to worry about. A pack of about 4-5 or so will run down and tire out the fittest human until he's got nothing left then snack on them at their leisure.

>pack of 4-5
Fun fact: during starvation periods, the only time in history were wolves are likely to hurt a human who isn't actively fucking with them, wolf packs tend to unite in search of food. A regular wolf pack will leave a human alone, unless you are actively trying to hurt them, but a starvation pack, which can number up to 400 individuals, will actively hunt humans if nothing else presents itself.

**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**The fittest human can definitely run farther than wolves. I think they'd just kill him quickly if that's what they were gonna do. I was hunting fucking coyotes one time, and out of nowhere they surrounded the truck. Coyotes aren't any bigger than a border collie and I was scared shitless. Also, I don't think they form packs, they just gang up when it's convenient. A pack of wolves would be horrifying.

I'm not saying I can outrun wolves. I'm just saying humans have the best endurance of all animals, just not the best speed.

And wait, I just saw that you may have hinted that wolves don't form packs.

Seriously go watch Discovery Channel or something.

**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**I was talking about coyotes. Also read the spoiler. Wolves and prehistoric humans hunted in very similar ways, which is a big reason we domesticated them. I admittedly don't know shit about coyotes, but I see solitary ones all the time, or groups of 3 at the most. I was just saying that if wolves tried to take down a marathon runner the way they take down an elk or something, they would probably give up first. Of course, if hungry wolves are actually after you, you're pretty much fucked unless you have a gun with ammo to spare.

The whole point was we were talking about wolves, not coyotes. You decided to pop that up out of nowhere.

A marathon runner doesn't stand a chance against wolves. They're simply faster over short distance, and all it takes is a nip or two on the leg and there goes the only benefit the runner had.

Also not everyone is blessed by John Moses Motherfucking Browning or his kinfolk to carry mobile artillery.

Are we really arguing the same point?

FML. Have some boobs.

welcome to HD

Welcome to photoshop. I made this.

Holy shit, I've never seen this pic in HD before and I never realized that there are obvious sagging marks on her boobs. Damn, that's a waste.

Get out.

Leave the picture.

Just git.

Can run further, but not faster. Over a long, long distance, the human wins, but at a sprint, you're fucked, and I guarantee that you'll be at a sprint trying to get away from a pack of wolves. So will they. And they will win.

Dogs are the only species that can sorta keep up with us over distance, which is why they were domesticated and make good companions. My dog (when she was much younger) liked to play 'catch me if you can'. I won, but it took 6 miles.

Yeah, after we have spent 30000 years at the top of the food chain. (but yeah, wolves are pussies, most predators are, but that doesn't stop the fact that they've been feared in literally every primitive society that knew about them)

well, sticoms usually last a while because they're serialized so they don't have a story that will end and force them to stop making new ones. Of course firefly didn't last that long. It was most popular among those with the greatest pirating abilities and wasn't all that great to begin with.

He's Ryan Gosling compared to everyone.
He's Ryan Gosling compared to Ryan Gosling.

u trying too hard man