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And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment
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Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/01/2015
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Location:Ohio
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#6 - oh yeah thats right. But what did the sand people believe in b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Prohibition is Haram 0
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#7 - sturyl (01/03/2016) [-]
in the area muhammed lived, they believed in multiple goods that have nothing to do with Islam at all except that the muslims defeated them and converted them
#94 - So when men fat-shame, it's fine, but when women do it, they'r…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/03/2016 on tinder game strong -29
#132 - adrixtheslayer (01/03/2016) [-]
#105 - enlightednatzie (01/03/2016) [-]
Uh no, fat women are as disgusting as fat men? Its just a small but loud minority who thinks woman fat shaming is wrong. The general population hate fat chicks because they are loud and annoying.
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#103 - questionableferret (01/03/2016) [-]
No, no. The difference between what that is and fat shaming content is that that girl was doing it just to be a bitch, but when she got burned she retaliated. She could dish it out but she couldn't take shit in return.

We fat-shame guys all the time, especially ones that are like "Naw, this is healthy and I am beautiful." Women who are cool with being fat and accept it instead of pretending to be something they're not go by just fine with the FJ community. I mean, Dawn French has never been ragged on and she's fat, but it's because she has always played around with it and made fun of it.

tl;dr - We dislike people who pretend to be what they're not and can't accept what they are, fat or otherwise.

Also, Sarkeesian is prominent for a ton of reasons and this ain't one of them.
#134 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
literally never met a fat dude who is all "my body is beautiful blah blah" they literally 100% of the time are like "yeah im a fat fuck lets party!!!" so there's that too.
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#137 - questionableferret (01/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, but we mock the shit out of fedora kids who think they're cool. Anyone who doesn't recognise the truth about who and what they are and either assumes or demands other people to join in the delusion is a focus of mockery.
#117 - kez (01/03/2016) [-]
Shes flirting kiddo. She was interested.
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#118 - questionableferret (01/03/2016) [-]
Then she's worse at expressing her feelings than I am and she can go straight to hell, do not pass purgatory, do not collect 200 virgins.
#120 - kez (01/03/2016) [-]
All girls do this to different degrees. Sure this was a more harsh version, but its just a test. The harsher the test the more she thinks of you as this incredible person.

The guy most likely looked confident and attractive on his tinder account and the girl wanted to see if he was the real deal. A confident and socially aware guy would know what she was doing and not be hurt by a strangers words and would brush them off because if they are confident they wouldnt care what a stranger says about them. A guy pretending to be confident and socially aware would be hurt by her words because they are not actually confident.

Thats also the whole basic premise of teasing. Insult them and see if they are confident enough to handle it and smart enough and socially skilled enough to do a witty rebuttle.

Its a girls way of checking if you are who you are displaying yourself as, as all guys put on a front to some degree when trying to pick up girls and evolutionary wise a woman doesnt want to have a kid with what they thought was a high value guy and find out they are low value but putting on a front.
#122 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
So being a cunt is flirting now?
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#121 - questionableferret (01/03/2016) [-]
Well I display myself as a frank sort of bloke who understands how banter works. Regardless of if someone said that sort of stuff to me and meant it or if it was just some ploy to test the waters that is one hell of a bad first impression.

"You're fat and you don't interest me."

"Okay, but that was seriously rude."

"I was just joking, I think you're hot now have my babies."

"What? No!"

Even if that is a tactic that women pull this girl is outright terrible at it because that's not a joke or anything that is her outright saying someone's fat. Shit's an insult. If the idea is to poke fun at someone then you go at it with some level of nuance and don't just trainwreck into someone's private messages and dump shade all over them. Shit's rude.

Either way, I don't suppose it applies to me but hey, maybe in future when someone's cussing me out I'll get to think "She is so totally into me." instead of "Oh wow, what a horrid human being." before going on with the rest of my day.
#123 - kez (01/03/2016) [-]
This is tinder not real life so its not a normal conversation. Its rare for a girl to be this harsh to begin with. They would normally either be less harsh and make a comment on your clothing or someone you look like etc or more often make the comment further into the conversation. For them to do it right at the start means they either get hit on a lot or you are good looking enough / confident enough / they know enough about you for them to already be interested in you.

Harsh ones near the start of the conversation are more commonly used by the very attractive girls, not because they are a bitch, but because they get hit on so much that they need to weed out the guys faster as there are more of them. If they spent 20 minutes talking to every guy that hit on her she would have to make it her full time job. So she says a harsh comment like that, if they are confident, socially skilled etc they will pass that test in 5 seconds and she now knows if you are worth her time compared to the other guys who hit on her.

A simple line I use to something like that is "I know, we have so much in common" told in a jokey smiley confident way. And it works wonders for pretty much anything they could say.
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#126 - questionableferret (01/03/2016) [-]
Okay then...?

I don't use tinder. Isn't it just for gay people?
#127 - kez (01/03/2016) [-]
I dont use it anymore either.

nah thats grindr you're thinking of.

And sorry the first sentence has nothing to do with the rest of the comment. Everything i said is about real life. I just meant that she was this harsh at the start because its tinder not real life, not that this is what happens on tinder. This is what happens in real life if the girl thinks you are out of their league
#56 - Not particularly 01/03/2016 on My dreams! +1
#9 - true 01/03/2016 on Sex +1
#53 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2016 on My dreams! +1
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#63 - shyyguy (01/03/2016) [-]
He is the ultimate Sith lord, so why shouldn't you?
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#58 - marconde (01/03/2016) [-]
Wait, that was wait?
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#59 - marconde (01/03/2016) [-]
*bait
#55 - gokou (01/03/2016) [-]
Do you like bacon?
#56 - crlmsonhazard (01/03/2016) [-]
Not particularly
#11170135 - I'm almost certain that I'm gonna retire from trolling.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11170190 - destaice (01/03/2016) [-]
#11170200 - vorarephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
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#11170160 - polarpulse (01/03/2016) [-]
like literally who are you
#11170140 - kilgrave (01/03/2016) [-]
#11170139 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Why do muzzies hate pork?
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#11170137 - jamesten (01/03/2016) [-]
do it you transforming pig
#7 - I like Homer as much as anyone else, but then I remember the w…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Sex +3
#8 - clownsplosion (01/03/2016) [-]
Grimes just got a shit-hand in life, all Homer did was be nice ,in his own way of course,. Frank was a ticking time-bomb and would have snapped regardless.
#17 - emiyashirou (01/03/2016) [-]
Dem roadkill
#21 - uleaveinpieces (01/03/2016) [-]
A kid just got run over just down the road of my house a few weeks back, was fucking traumatizing when I saw the mom holding her dead child on my way home.
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#10 - redeadhunter (01/03/2016) [-]
Grimes was a little bit of a prick in that regard wasn't he? I mean, we've all had shit happen to us in our life, and while I can understand being mildly annoyed that someone got to sneak past hardships one went through, there's no good reason to have that much animosity towards someone just because they had better luck than you. You think our great great grandparents would want us to have to bang rocks together to build a fire in a cave to survive? No, that's why they looked for better ways, that's why we have technology and education.
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#18 - alenkt (01/03/2016) [-]
in his defense, he had a huge handicap his whole life, and was annoyed that Homer shoved in his face (not on purpose) how "great" his life was (compared to Grimes's). If Homer would have not tried to force Grimes to like him, he wouldn't have died.

I like the show, I find Homer funny and I like him, but that was one of the few episodes I didn't laugh, I just felt sad for the guy. Homer is very selfish sometimes, regarding only himself, and when he realizes he is screwed he begs for pardon (mostly to Marge, who forgives him time and time again).

But Hey, it's just a show, so just enjoy it.

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#9 - crlmsonhazard (01/03/2016) [-]
true
#15 - cutegif would love these  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Cats are cats and cats give... +2
#36 - cutegif (01/03/2016) [-]
She doooo
#2 - This is really hot 01/03/2016 on gropeing conga line +2
#5 - SJWs ruining our fun. When oculus rift dating sims finally com…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Progress!...lol +95
#75 - psychotayto (01/03/2016) [-]
Watch as soon as it comes out you'll have hambeasts crying about "muh soggy knees" and objectification of women because they're insecure about a fucking girl in a videogame.
Honestly i don't give a shit, I've already signed out of dating and having an interest in that sort of stuff so as soon as the waifu age is upon us you can bet your sweet ass i'm disconnecting from reality for good
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#88 - tenshiro (01/03/2016) [-]
Do you know the source for that gif by chance?
#92 - halcyonix (01/03/2016) [-]
Sauce: We need to talk about Kevin.
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#89 - psychotayto (01/03/2016) [-]
"we need to talk about kevin"
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#91 - tenshiro (01/03/2016) [-]
thank you
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#64 - victhree (01/03/2016) [-]
Historically, the issue of sex in the media in the US has been driven by concerned moms, not SJWs. It still is, mostly.
#44 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
implying you weeaboos won't just buy the Japaneses version cause blah blah japan blah blah to scared to talk to women blah blah

can't wait for good horror games on the oculus tho, something like PT would be so fucking epic
#76 - vegasstoner (01/03/2016) [-]
amnesia on oculus would be sweet.
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#18 - europe (01/03/2016) [-]
It has always been like this though, even before the SJWs
First it was the wannabe puritans, now it's the SJWs
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#13 - blueboysixnine (01/03/2016) [-]
You're implying nude mods arent gong to dominate in that scenario
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#9 - dbqpdb (01/03/2016) [-]
I swear to god I always wondered how anyone could imprint on a life-doll, until I realized how fucked up feminists were.
#38 - If only they would invent some sort of "search engine&quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on 35 things you thought you... +4
#48 - toostonedtopost (01/03/2016) [-]
yeah, but when you input said inquiry into said database you can find information in both directions far too often.
#3 - Comment deleted 01/03/2016 on SJWs DESTROYED! +1
#19 - Eh, i work with some black people and some of them are pretty a'ight 01/03/2016 on KKK Member Gets Pee Scared... 0
#3 - That's 6 million when adjusted for inflation 01/03/2016 on Emo's for President 2032! 0
#1 - **crlmsonhazard used "*roll picture*"** **crlmsonhazard rol… 01/03/2016 on no! -1
#1 - Just a reminder to you all that he beat up a 13 year old boy o…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Zach Braff is everything 0
#2 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
good after years of saving children's lives, JD decided to take one
#6 - Film has aged very well, but the Flatulence bit is very cringey 01/03/2016 on Powerful frank 0
#7 - >bashing the kid for having fun. God you people are ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Silence mother, I must dance +4
#8 - deronemanwonder (01/03/2016) [-]
What are you talking about? People are thumbing this up because it's funny and the kid is having fun. No bashing here.
#2 - Comment deleted 01/03/2016 on Best face swap candidate 0
#3 - I would too if I had to pay those alimony payments. 01/03/2016 on Suicide 0
#7 - For perspective, the new all time opening gross for … 01/03/2016 on the greatest question 0
#4 - seems kinda racist against blacks and asians, but its none of …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/03/2016 on WWIII if we everyone's... -89
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#63 - urs (01/03/2016) [-]
I know you are not a troll so let me enlighten you:
NATO is active only beyond the 23° 26′ 22″ N Latitude line, A.K.A. the Cancer Tropic line.
Those areas are of a different view and/or are south of 23° 26′ 22″ N.
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#176 - lordbrauner (01/04/2016) [-]
He is a troll, he's been doing this shit for a long time. lol
#15 - imgood (01/03/2016) [-]
#5 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Blacks (Majority citizenship): Bahamas, Barbados, Domican Republic, Haiti, Jamaica, Trinidad & Tobago, Suriname

Asian: South Korea, Taiwan, Philippines, Japan
#95 - shaturnex (01/03/2016) [-]
and Argentina
#11 - bann (01/03/2016) [-]
Stop feedin the trolls damnit
#3 - that is a disturbingly asymmetrical face  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Cave explorer -2
#9 - fullmetaloptimist (01/03/2016) [-]
You have an asymmetrical face COMPLAINT BOX (JonTron)
#5 - I've been saying this for years, but no one ever listens 01/03/2016 on New Year,Old Problems 0
#47 - There is no retard porn anywhere and I have searched EXTENSIVELY  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on When you find a new fetish 0
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#48 - fourfangedferret (01/03/2016) [-]
Im pretty sure tyere is. I think i saw a video on the chan once. It was mildly disturbing.

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User avatar #22 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks ma n !
User avatar #23 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (01/07/2016) [-]
you're welcome
#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why do you suck so much at *********** ?
User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/31/2015) [-]
wasnt there a troll account called oolong ?
User avatar #17 to #16 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
User avatar #21 to #17 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
User avatar #19 to #17 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
User avatar #13 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
Dragonball kick?
User avatar #14 to #13 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Oolong is the new mascot for the time being
#15 to #14 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********

Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
User avatar #12 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Dedication
#11 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
i ******* knew it
User avatar #9 - BROOKE (12/13/2015) [-]
I like your text color
User avatar #10 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like yours too brooke <3
#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - Sunset ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
good memes friend
User avatar #6 - regularorange (12/12/2015) [-]
Do you know chef?
#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 903**
User avatar #3 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/11/2015) [-]
i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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