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And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/01/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ohio
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#53487 - If the Browns waste their 2nd overall pick on Goff, I'm gonna …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#53488 - figatron (01/08/2016) [-]
Has he even played an NFL game yet?
#11191991 - Continuity error in the live-action Grinch film. Shouldn't Cin…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11192012 - yourdonutz (01/08/2016) [-]
i thought it was because she didn't know the true meaning of Christmas because the adults made it out to be materialistic
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#11192008 - exotic (01/08/2016) [-]
no
because she believes christmas is about family not presents and decorations
#11191997 - funnaycraptwo (01/08/2016) [-]
#23 - you're welcome 01/07/2016 on crlmsonhazard's profile 0
#324 - Top lel 01/07/2016 on funnyjunk's profile 0
#11187787 - I decided not to kill myself after all.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11187790 - kilroydotexe (01/07/2016) [-]
Congrats.
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#11187789 - twi (01/07/2016) [-]
try again
#328 - even i think you need to troll better 01/07/2016 on H-bomb launched by FJ! 0
#120298 - that is completely fair 01/07/2016 on Social Board 0
#11174046 - Well, now I feel stupid. 01/04/2016 on Happy little board +1
#2 - Comment deleted 01/04/2016 on take my account 0
#11174021 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11174034 - nought (01/04/2016) [-]
no thanks
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#11174033 - satan (01/04/2016) [-]
lol
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#11174032 - nazo (01/04/2016) [-]
nein
#11174030 - kilgrave (01/04/2016) [-]
Good Riddance, jizzstain. You will be missed by nobody
#11174031 - orkanoidz (01/04/2016) [-]
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#11174029 - orkanoidz (01/04/2016) [-]
No thanks, loser.
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#11174028 - spelly (01/04/2016) [-]
no
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#11174025 - twi (01/04/2016) [-]
That's gay no ty
#25 - **crlmsonhazard used "*roll picture*"** **crlmsonhazard rol… 01/04/2016 on Oh God Help Me 0
#24 - **crlmsonhazard used "*roll picture*"** **crlmsonhazard rol…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Oh God Help Me 0
#25 - crlmsonhazard (01/04/2016) [-]
**crlmsonhazard used "*roll picture*"**
**crlmsonhazard rolled image** < Me after
#1 - Attack of the clones was much more compelling than the ***…  [+] (20 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Using V.A.T.S in Star Wars -83
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#52 - obviousxplains (01/05/2016) [-]
this is bait but i agree
#39 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
#22 to #19 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
frame your neck with a rope faggot
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#17 - kennyh (01/04/2016) [-]
>people come here
>see this autistic shit
>leave
>admin awards autistic shit
>wonders why traffic goes down.
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#30 - mewxchii (01/04/2016) [-]
well I mean this is just some new guy. His name is white. I'd assume he's probably just some guy who doesn't know this community well enough to speak in public.
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#57 - kennyh (01/05/2016) [-]
He's a pretty well known troll. Like biebergotswag back in the day.
#55 - jii (01/05/2016) [-]
/user/CrimsonHazrad

Wrong. He's been a troll since 2010. Admin finally banned him but that's never stopped him before
#6 - luqmanr (01/04/2016) [-]
all the star wars movie had me hooked on the screen, i don't care what bandwagoners think about the prequels, I enjoyed it just as much as the original, and so do I of the force awakens
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#24 - captinchikin (01/04/2016) [-]
I enjoyed TFA slightly less than the Originals and the PT slightly less than TFA, but definitely 7 of my favorite movies ever...and we get 5 more over the next 5 years...
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#19 - kikura (01/04/2016) [-]
Gif-Souce.... looks like a game, looks a like a nice game
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#33 - luqmanr (01/05/2016) [-]
i'd suggest play kotor and kotor 2 first
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#21 - holycrapimacupcake (01/04/2016) [-]
Star Wars the Old Republic. Free to play with an optional subscriber fee. Do the subscription man, so worth it.
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#22 - kikura (01/04/2016) [-]
thanks
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#11 - guillem (01/04/2016) [-]
Yup, same here
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#16 - huntergriff (01/04/2016) [-]
ditto.
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#3 - zaxzwim (01/04/2016) [-]
i know this is bait and all but did you even really try on this one, doesn't seem as good as usual, you feeling alright?
#8 - jii (01/04/2016) [-]
"as good as his usual"

Top kek. this guy has been a fail troll his whole tenure here. I hope he follows through with killing himself so we can be rid of him
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#9 - zaxzwim (01/04/2016) [-]
he may be a fag but he's our fag
#4 - StickyTissueLoLz (01/04/2016) [-]
What do you think?
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#5 - zaxzwim (01/04/2016) [-]
no
#2 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
#3 - people are only cringeing because he's not hot. If he were a h… 01/04/2016 on Confidence Is Key 0
#7 - the manufacturers should go to RIKERS for being liars  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Not as advertised +3
#16 - zionsype (01/05/2016) [-]
#53346 - The last year the Browns won it all, this was happening 01/04/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#242 - the only joke I remember is Pinocchio lying about wearing a th…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2016 on (untitled) 0
#330 - deckbox (01/04/2016) [-]
**deckbox used "*roll picture*"**
**deckbox rolled image**Sad but true, The story was nice, it introduced Puss in boots which was cool and had his kitten eyes gag, I think a better story but weaker humour than first one.

Third blergh, fourth good too but was pretty much done at that stage
#331 - deckbox (01/04/2016) [-]
brb killing self for that roll
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#247 - willgum (01/04/2016) [-]
and which jokes do you remember from shrek 1?
#252 - dorkledumbs (01/04/2016) [-]
Gets me every time
#363 - dwaynejon (01/04/2016) [-]
#12 - why is the last one stupid? Because some drunk hit them?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Stupid is as Stupid does 5 -6
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#35 - catkyte (01/04/2016) [-]
because the person driving wasn't holding the steering wheel or paying any attention to the road.
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#60 - artyomthebadass (01/04/2016) [-]
The last one is fake, the group of girls do singing videos from their car. They sing while parked in their driveway.
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#154 - catkyte (01/04/2016) [-]
sounds kinda stupid.
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#155 - artyomthebadass (01/04/2016) [-]
They did it as a kind of safety message. Like don't fuck around when you drive. But they are really hot and their song covers are really good as well.
www.youtube.com/channel/UC4FVKG3QEgghwbnPDtfC1-Q/videos
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#156 - catkyte (01/04/2016) [-]
i normally find it hard to take all girl bands seriously. alot of them are just kinda... trying too hard.
#59 - >inappropriate. Put this ***** in ****  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on HAES -34
#80 - crixuz (01/04/2016) [-]
Dude, it's a fucking comment.
#72 - oceanfrank (01/04/2016) [-]
Kill self
#21 - This was my plan all along. to be an annoying asshole, and the… 01/04/2016 on the force 0
#183 - yeah, Shrek 2 was a cultural milestone  [+] (8 new replies) 01/04/2016 on (untitled) +43
#358 - everyziggy (01/04/2016) [-]
Well it was
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#230 - willgum (01/04/2016) [-]
well it was the best one
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#242 - crlmsonhazard (01/04/2016) [-]
the only joke I remember is Pinocchio lying about wearing a thong thong
#330 - deckbox (01/04/2016) [-]
**deckbox used "*roll picture*"**
**deckbox rolled image**Sad but true, The story was nice, it introduced Puss in boots which was cool and had his kitten eyes gag, I think a better story but weaker humour than first one.

Third blergh, fourth good too but was pretty much done at that stage
#331 - deckbox (01/04/2016) [-]
brb killing self for that roll
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#247 - willgum (01/04/2016) [-]
and which jokes do you remember from shrek 1?
#252 - dorkledumbs (01/04/2016) [-]
Gets me every time
#363 - dwaynejon (01/04/2016) [-]
#93 - a great update would be admin killing himself 01/04/2016 on Huge update coming soon +2
#1376106 - Somebody please invent a time machine so I can go to the year … 01/03/2016 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#67 - >infinite lives lol  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on How to scare a gamer 0
#72 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
one mistake, start from 0
#1 - A user for over five years, and no comments on your profile? H… 01/03/2016 on guyanon's profile 0

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User avatar #22 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks ma n !
User avatar #23 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (01/07/2016) [-]
you're welcome
#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why do you suck so much at *********** ?
User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/31/2015) [-]
wasnt there a troll account called oolong ?
User avatar #17 to #16 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
User avatar #21 to #17 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
User avatar #19 to #17 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
User avatar #13 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Dragonball kick?
User avatar #14 to #13 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Oolong is the new mascot for the time being
#15 to #14 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********

Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
User avatar #12 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Dedication
#11 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
i ******* knew it
User avatar #9 - BROOKE (12/13/2015) [-]
I like your text color
User avatar #10 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like yours too brooke <3
#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - Sunset ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
good memes friend
User avatar #6 - regularorange (12/12/2015) [-]
Do you know chef?
#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 903**
User avatar #3 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/11/2015) [-]
i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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