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And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/01/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ohio
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#17 - Overrated game. Destiny is objectively superior  [+] (23 new replies) 01/10/2016 on It's a Loft -108
#73 - XanicLyoka (01/11/2016) [-]
If I recall, these are iterations of "Rainbow Dash" from the years.

From the left:
Firefly (Gen 1)
Patch (Gen 2)
First Born (Gen 1)
Rainbow Dash (Gen 4)

Yes my brony is showing. I'm aware.
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#56 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
how in the hell are you level 225 still?
#46 - sunnyday (01/11/2016) [-]
>Post unpopular opinion
>Make it blatant bait
>Add unrelated picture of MLP
>shitting match ensues

Everytime.
This damn community can't learn to leave obvious trolls alone.
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#53 - mondominiman (01/11/2016) [-]
Talking shit to trolls = green thumbs every time
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#75 - sunnyday (01/11/2016) [-]
>Caring about green pixels

Boy that must be a sad life
#57 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
what did you expect?
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#44 - brokentrucker (01/10/2016) [-]
Woo, hot damn that's a good one.

Sparrow racing is legit awesome though.
#39 - knarlyfish (01/10/2016) [-]
Hide all is a beautiful thing.
#38 - pillowmeister (01/10/2016) [-]
#43 - vpiii (01/10/2016) [-]
Heres this version for when ya really want em gone.
Ear-Rape version
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#37 - drl (01/10/2016) [-]
I went to trotcon and had sex with a guy who was dressed as rainbow dash
so i have indeed came in rainbow dash
it was kinda disappointing
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#54 - mondominiman (01/11/2016) [-]
gross
#35 - blackmageewizardt (01/10/2016) [-]
#31 - LOLWUTS (01/10/2016) [-]
I like both a lot
#28 - bronywiseman (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm not sure who the yellow one is, but the pink one is Firefly from G1 My Little Pony, which aired in the 80's.
And the light blue variant is G3 Rainbow Dash, who had a vastly feminine personality.

Neat!
#27 - merrrione (01/10/2016) [-]
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#64 - nexuslament (01/11/2016) [-]
Hejustthrewitinthewater.jpeg
#71 - XanicLyoka (01/11/2016) [-]
Here you go.
#20 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Destiny sucks major cock, it is shit wayyyy back before the DLC I forgot the name was launched and said to be "ruining everything". Yes, FO4 sucks, but only for now. If GECK comes out the whole problem thingy would be fixed because mod is love, mod is life.
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#41 - labree (01/10/2016) [-]
>FO4 sucks
>players can fix it, so its actually good

shut the fuck up.
#47 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
right there
>players can fix it so its actually good

so you dont deny that without player intervention it was underwhelming?
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#62 - labree (01/11/2016) [-]
im trying to say that simply because players can fix it doesnt mean it is a good game

it seems that you misread my comment.
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#18 - Deavas (01/10/2016) [-]
are you resorting to this now? i remember you rom a long time ago and you were a faggot then, but a different kind of faggot
#52 - Whats the point in the high res anyways  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Highest resolution picture... -32
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#62 - meatloafman (01/10/2016) [-]
stahp being a dick.
#77 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
U mad?
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#78 - meatloafman (01/10/2016) [-]
Mild annoyance
#60 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You relise you pony fans keep getting thumbs down just for posting those MLP pics
#2 - dumb spics  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on que? -14
#7 - conisnon (01/10/2016) [-]
oh, so you're a troll now.
It's always good to know when to properly use the Hide All feature.
#7 - **crlmsonhazard used "*roll picture*"** **crlmsonhazard rol… 01/10/2016 on Hello 911? My weiner is stuck. -1
#8 - Not sure why everybody deifies Mr Kenobi. He basically let Dar…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Obi Wan remembers +26
#131 - bloodharbringer (01/10/2016) [-]
in canon he actually "left his fate to be decided by the force"

so there you go. It might be boring, but there's the reason.
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#88 - mrwalkerfour (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah but when he left anakin was literally a torso on fire alone in the middle of a lavafield which was on a completely uninhabited planet. he was about to die when obiwan left. like obi-wan thought for a second he couldve survived.
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#85 - redblueyellow (01/10/2016) [-]
In the novalization of Episode III, it is explained that when he saw Anakin burn he thought about putting him out of his misery, but that would be mercifull and Obi-Wan was too fed up with Anakins betrayal to give him that mercy (or something like this).
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#56 - bubbabrent (01/10/2016) [-]
It's not the jedi way my son
#44 - Haruhi (01/10/2016) [-]
If you had to kill your little brother, who you spent every day with and taught him everything you knew, would you do it?
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#129 - angelusprimus (01/10/2016) [-]
I'd give him the mercy stroke rather than leave him to be slow roasted to death...
#32 - trollmobile (01/10/2016) [-]
you're doing the shitposting trolling again, aren't you crimson?
carefull, if you just spout edgy shit, people here will agree with you.
#134 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
edgy = anything i dont like/that offends me
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#135 - trollmobile (01/10/2016) [-]
no
edgy = going against the current purely for the sake of going against the current
#6 - it is if you dream of being in fetish porns 01/10/2016 on shanks learns judo 0
#3 - Leo will lose. SInce when does the academy make a good decisio…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on poor leo -9
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#8 - stifflerxchong (01/10/2016) [-]
nigga he was fucking godlike in batman screw you

and leo aint getting shit cause he's probably a fucking asshole in person so the academy hate him and wont recognize him or some inner bullshit like that.He would had get that Oscar ages ago otherwise.
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#19 - YllekNayr (01/10/2016) [-]
When the fuck was Leo in Batman?
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#20 - stifflerxchong (01/10/2016) [-]
im refereing to ledger
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#28 - YllekNayr (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh I think I must be blocking whoever you're responding to.
I didn't even see it was a response.
You must have been talking to a shitposting troll account.
#3 - Just found out Peter Mayhew doesn't do the growls 01/10/2016 on Oh....(SW Spoilers) 0
#4 - too mirror Obi-Wan and Yoda's pussying out  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on 1 million to say nothing +119
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#7 - thatguyontheright (01/10/2016) [-]
He bitched out because he fucked up, same as Obi-wan...and Yoda just plain bitched out instead of fighting.

the next one will involve Luke training Rey in the ways of the force, but holy shit...shit is going down and Rey must leave to save her friends...and then Ewen McGregor will pop up all ghost like and stop Luke from stopping her.
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#50 - messerauditore (01/10/2016) [-]
I'd take it pretty hard too if I was expected to restart the ENTIRE Jedi Order, only to have one of my first padawans turn to the dark side and slaughter all the other aspiring knights. I'd run as long as I could and hide in shame. That shit would weigh on someone so hard.
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#38 - holycrapimacupcake (01/10/2016) [-]
Just all like,"Dude, you went in the middle of your training and saved the galaxy, maybe we should start letting you guys off your leash."
#53574 - Marvin Lewis is 0-7 in the playoffs and will keep his job.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#53666 - saltyfries (01/11/2016) [-]
to be fair, he had his back up QB in, Dalton got hurt at the worst time possible, I'd give this one a free pass.
#3 - who is this faggot  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on a good coach -26
#17 - ljubav (01/10/2016) [-]
It's you.
#15 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Wooden, arguably the greatest fucking college basketball coach of all time. You fucking faggot
#1 - This is why I don't try to talk with women in public. They alw…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on TFW 0
#3 - fluffagus (01/10/2016) [-]
The original voiceactress for Ducky was murdered by here father ._.
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#5 - spacehawk (01/10/2016) [-]
Why must you ruin other people like this you piece of shit?
#4 - englishamazon (01/10/2016) [-]
I... Did not know that
#2 - ohhh (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't think he's trolling anymore guys...it's okay crimson, it'll be okay.
#77 - Han knew he was gonna get killed, but he had grown tired of li…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on TFA big ass spoilers (And... -2
#103 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Naturaly Han had to die they couldnt afford Harrison Ford in more than one Movie.
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#90 - bews (01/10/2016) [-]
Looks like your baited wrong.
#17 - Rey aint even hot. Go to any mall there will be dozens of hott…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Well did you -8
#36 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh shit do people think she looks good? I found her unlikeable in every way.
#69 - except for the ****** acting 01/10/2016 on Oh, just petting my bear -4
#11 - thats offensive to persons with disabilities. You ableist pig.  [+] (12 new replies) 01/10/2016 on webm/mp4 comp -40
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#52 - severepwner (01/10/2016) [-]
It really is a sad world we live in. People just aren't funny enough to be thumbed up on the regular, so they turn to trolling for attention.

I theorize trolls are victims of social rejection and anger at the world.
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#63 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
shh its true. Don't tell anybody
#57 - grandterskrasao (01/10/2016) [-]
Nigga, you're taking this too seriously. Take it down a notch, it's an image board.
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#58 - severepwner (01/10/2016) [-]
I spend quite a bit of time here on FJ. More than any other site most likely. It's only natural I'm invested in it.
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#36 - doctorpickle (01/10/2016) [-]
You obviously have one then.
#19 - bronywiseman (01/10/2016) [-]
#17 - ygdosst (01/10/2016) [-]
MLP or no, that's fucking adorable.
And well drawn
#20 - bronywiseman (01/10/2016) [-]
You know it, sweetie.
No-one does adorable RariJack like White Diamonds does.
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#49 - landartheconqueror (01/10/2016) [-]
gotta love the mindless pony hate on this website. "oh my god, he talked about mlp in a way that isn't condemning it? that piece of shit!"
#46 - infectedlamb (01/10/2016) [-]
Is your mother proud of you?
#15 - entexoi (01/10/2016) [-]
#12 - speedosnake (01/10/2016) [-]
You like baiting don't you crimsonhazard
#4 - Theft 01/10/2016 on Click 0
#2 - Pure cringe. 01/10/2016 on Dumping done right -1
#22 - I think he'd make a fine leader. Better than HIllary having a 3rd term 01/10/2016 on Trump Toons Comp +3
#1 - Not sure why all the memes about this Adolf Bloke. He was just… 01/10/2016 on happens all the time 0
#2 - Just a reminder  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on How i met your mother abridged +7
#16 - amoryquinn (01/10/2016) [-]
**amoryquinn used "*roll picture*"**
**amoryquinn rolled image** It did happen... but it didn't end too well....
#15 - andrewkinsella (01/10/2016) [-]
But I'm quite fond of my girlfriend and that's already happening
#12 - thedankmemer (01/10/2016) [-]
Also, You will soon see this pic.
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#14 - Einsty (01/10/2016) [-]
#8 - thats ********** . Thos ***** should be nuked and… 01/10/2016 on simpsons vice city +1
#4 - MFW "typical PC user is reasonable." 01/10/2016 on Mace Mastermace +15
#7 - Nobody cares, retard  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Minor details -14
#8 - herpaderpaderpderp (01/10/2016) [-]
Woah, that's a bit extreme. Some repressed anger issues towards birthdays?
#2 - kek. They only gibe kids to heterosexual couples. Good luck ge… 01/10/2016 on 4chan Convention +7

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User avatar #22 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks ma n !
User avatar #23 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (01/07/2016) [-]
you're welcome
#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why do you suck so much at *********** ?
User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/31/2015) [-]
wasnt there a troll account called oolong ?
User avatar #17 to #16 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
User avatar #21 to #17 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
User avatar #19 to #17 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
User avatar #13 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
Dragonball kick?
User avatar #14 to #13 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Oolong is the new mascot for the time being
#15 to #14 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********

Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
User avatar #12 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Dedication
#11 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
i ******* knew it
User avatar #9 - BROOKE (12/13/2015) [-]
I like your text color
User avatar #10 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like yours too brooke <3
#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - Sunset ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
good memes friend
User avatar #6 - regularorange (12/12/2015) [-]
Do you know chef?
#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 903**
User avatar #3 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/11/2015) [-]
i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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