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crlmsonhazard

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And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/01/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ohio
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#53576 - haha fag 01/10/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#3 - Affleck's gonna **** it up  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Superman -5
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#4 - paynetrayne (01/10/2016) [-]
If there is any remote chance it will be fucked up its because Bronies exist.
#8 - theorangefox (01/10/2016) [-]
It's been 5 years. The autism from the haters has exceeded the autism of the fandom now.
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#10 - devilicious (01/10/2016) [-]
We've been in the moon and it's the current year, I can't believe people keep hating that
#13 - popnotes (01/10/2016) [-]
That's not even remotely related to the comment, guy.
#11 - >one bullet solves them all 01/10/2016 on needs an oil change +3
#56 - this is why i'm a 28 year old virgin  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Discussion +10
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#100 - speederzdk (01/10/2016) [-]
You're a wizard, Hazard.
#88 - Deathmaster (01/10/2016) [-]
Holy shit dude you're almost there!
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#69 - psychedelegate (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh, right, that's why...
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#61 - blackrunner (01/10/2016) [-]
Lol that's fucking sad
#6 - Why u gotta rub my loneliness in?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on *SWIPES RIGHT* +20
#18 - frostbitcanadian (01/11/2016) [-]
#1 - dumd ******* animal  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Dog tries to fetch darts... 0
#2 - therealnyancat (01/10/2016) [-]
**therealnyancat used "*roll picture*"**
**therealnyancat rolled image**no they just act like animals
#4 - top kek  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on I understand why God... +10
#9 - aleypal (01/10/2016) [-]
individual people program their own minds that way
#12 - bogsrin (01/11/2016) [-]
#3 - ****** game. SoulCalibur was superior and didnt rely on…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Ninjas -22
#24 - dehnoobshow (01/11/2016) [-]
Cassandra best waifu
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#22 - muffincannibal (01/11/2016) [-]
Crimson things would be nicer without you.
#10 - merrrione (01/10/2016) [-]
i'm using this a lot lately
#9 - axelreido (01/10/2016) [-]
#4 - kingofunnyjunk (01/10/2016) [-]
is that why SC had Kratos as a guest character?
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#13 - dreygur (01/11/2016) [-]
Good job, he's among the top comments. Again.
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#14 - kingofunnyjunk (01/11/2016) [-]
So?
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#15 - dreygur (01/11/2016) [-]
Wouldn't it be slightly more effective to just thumb him down so he'll be buried in the bottom?
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#16 - kingofunnyjunk (01/11/2016) [-]
Why does it matter?
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#17 - dreygur (01/11/2016) [-]
They get attention, they get what they want, more will come to flood the comments. It's always been a bit of a shitfest because of this.
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#18 - kingofunnyjunk (01/11/2016) [-]
You're talking like this guy is the only reason why comments are shitfest. If you dont want shitfest comments why not just hide all and be on your way instead of trying to save the comments from baiters?
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#19 - dreygur (01/11/2016) [-]
Because it doesn't save me from the replies being flooded with "bait" replies.
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#20 - kingofunnyjunk (01/11/2016) [-]
I believe that's something you should ask admin to hide replies of the comments of the users checked as "Hide All".
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#21 - dreygur (01/11/2016) [-]
That would be a godsend.
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#5 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
SC got DARTH VADER. MK got Catwoman
#6 - kingofunnyjunk (01/10/2016) [-]
Depending on your logic Street Fighter got Dante. SC died with Vader years ago while MK got fighting GOTY 2015.
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#7 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
those awards are totally objective and nobody got paid
#8 - kingofunnyjunk (01/10/2016) [-]
as objective as how much of a good taste you have in fighting games bruh
#3 - If you imprint on them as cubs will they not maul you when the…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on FEAR ME! 0
#6 - improbable (01/10/2016) [-]
its a cat
#10 - shinybuttfinger (01/10/2016) [-]
What is your point? If it's about the word 'cub', he is actually using it correctly
#17 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm just guessing but cats on the internet are known to attack people randomly
#1 - Gotta be honest, Roxanne was good fap material in the day  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on An Extremely Goofy Movie +18
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#3 - europe (01/10/2016) [-]
Whatever you say, furfag
#9 - ayyylien (01/11/2016) [-]
that wasn't very open minded, cultured, and politically correct of you
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#6 - muffincannibal (01/11/2016) [-]
Your childhood was fur fag content.
#4 - Its kinda barbaric that somebody would spoil a film before oth…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on kylo and han -12
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#6 - langweilig (01/10/2016) [-]
its been out for lie 3 weeks now
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#10 - mrchrisker (15 hours ago) [-]
agreeable the people that truly want to see a movie/game see it with in the first week or so i personally think it's fine to write about by now
#5 - camzore (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah true that dude only true assholes like that crimsonhazard guy would do tha-
#1 - MFW a wimmen wanders from the kitchen unto on the Internet  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Girls on Skype -33
#3 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
jax don't kill yo mom
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#2 - shiftyscent (01/10/2016) [-]
I, too, have never felt the warm embrace of a vagina.
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#6 - erotictentacle (01/10/2016) [-]
Don't worry, c-sections aren't that uncommon nowadays
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#4 - gibusernamepls (01/10/2016) [-]
Good for you, those things are scary
#2 - MFW they are endangered. You assholes just gotta have your mah… 01/10/2016 on Dolphin 0
#1 - how rood 01/10/2016 on Telekinesis 0
#5 - Bart is a poor role model for children. He should just behave in class 01/10/2016 on The Simpsons - Testing... 0
#3 - animal abuse  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Throwing Q-Tips to My Cat -8
#7 - electronicbacon (01/10/2016) [-]
crimsonhazard
#1 - kinda cringey  [+] (11 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Right, hate his face before... -87
#4 - eikakaka (01/10/2016) [-]
#26 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
The sad part is people stopped seeing this as the funny joke it was and started taking it seriously. Then defending that new viewpoint.
#22 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
said from the most unfunny youtuber in existence.
k
#18 - madcoww (01/10/2016) [-]
fyi crimson is the new fedora

don't play his game
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#20 - affix (01/10/2016) [-]
I swear, you're the only dude to reliably post that image.
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#21 - madcoww (01/10/2016) [-]
probably because I made it
#24 - affix (01/10/2016) [-]
#14 - affix (01/10/2016) [-]
This unspoken "rule" is very spoken.
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#19 - shorea (01/10/2016) [-]
it's actually written, not spoken
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#2 - izaya (01/10/2016) [-]
yes you are
#29 - crixuz (01/11/2016) [-]
#7 - What vile behavior towards the wimmen 01/10/2016 on YouTube Comments Adventures 0
#1 - These positions don't account for how to get around all the rope 01/10/2016 on Sleeping Positions -3
#3 - Its very clear what the sexists pig said wrong. Your misogyny … 01/10/2016 on women -1
#14 - Yes, didnt you watch the video? he was needlessly harming thos… 01/10/2016 on Dey Dindu Nuffin 0
#2 - More despicable fatshaming. No wonder this site has dwindled d…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Cottage Cheese Anyone? 0
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#3 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
That's better, but it's still not something people care about.
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on (untitled) +1
#8 - afaik Comment deleted by crlmsonhazard
#9 - crlmsonhazard Comment deleted by crlmsonhazard
#10 - afaik Comment deleted by crlmsonhazard
#2 - Censor that offensive language next time, bub. That word is of…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on The sweet laughter of... +2
#3 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
Do you expect people to think you're not baiting?
#1 - coward should be locked up for starving that poor pup  [+] (11 new replies) 01/10/2016 on so we have a deal? -67
#5 - ricobendimez (01/10/2016) [-]
You dont feed a dog fucking processed wheat and cheese dust you fucking idiot.
#4 - Millybays (01/10/2016) [-]
God you're such a fucking nolife edgelord
#8 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
so are you for giving him attention....minus the edgelord.
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#9 - shieeetposter (01/10/2016) [-]
Samefag
#14 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
3 hours difference in comment. #4 to #8. Can't identify samefag unless comments are one after the other. You're probably samefag.
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#15 - shieeetposter (01/11/2016) [-]
Lol nice try. If I were samefag I wouldn't be able to thumb any of these comments.
#3 - improbable (01/10/2016) [-]
if its picture of a pony your emotions only count for 1/3 that of a normal persons
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#13 - dreygur (01/10/2016) [-]
Now he's stuck as top comment. Thanks.
#11 - madcoww (01/10/2016) [-]
fyi crimson is the new fedora

don't play his game
#10 - ugoboom (01/10/2016) [-]
check who you just replied to
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#2 - manueldomingues (01/10/2016) [-]
shhhh, it´s ok....
you can die now, nobody will care now, nobody will miss you, you can die with peace in your heart now...
shhh....it´s ok...

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User avatar #22 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks ma n !
User avatar #23 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (01/07/2016) [-]
you're welcome
#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why do you suck so much at *********** ?
User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/31/2015) [-]
wasnt there a troll account called oolong ?
User avatar #17 to #16 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
User avatar #21 to #17 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
User avatar #19 to #17 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
User avatar #13 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
Dragonball kick?
User avatar #14 to #13 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Oolong is the new mascot for the time being
#15 to #14 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********

Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
User avatar #12 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Dedication
#11 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
i ******* knew it
User avatar #9 - BROOKE (12/13/2015) [-]
I like your text color
User avatar #10 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like yours too brooke <3
#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - Sunset ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
good memes friend
User avatar #6 - regularorange (12/12/2015) [-]
Do you know chef?
#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 903**
User avatar #3 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/11/2015) [-]
i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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