crlmsonhazard
| Last status update: | And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment |
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 28 |
| Date Signed Up: | 12/01/2015 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Ohio |
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| Content Level Progress: | 91.2% (456/500) Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius |
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| Subscribers: | 7 |
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| Total Comments Made: | 1361 |
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| #204673 - < | 12/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... | -1 |
| #16 - thats what you get for dating violent douches when you have mi… [+] (12 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Job | -77 |
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| #5 - Picture | 12/13/2015 on creation of christmas | -3 |
| #5 - So I suppose congress should do nothing and hope the situation… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Gun safety | -9 |
| >Assuming all actions whoever is in charge decides to execute are beneficial. Is it just me or do trolls have a tendency to base all their bullshit on initially fallacious assumptions? I haven't seen a single troll mentioning anything that's not either subjective - therefore can be disregarded since it's just an opinion - or just blatantly wrong, thus you just need to point out the fallacy (or fallacies) and call it a day. Even though it's clearly bullshit, it's good to know what makes something wrong. #7 -
anon (12/13/2015) [-] Oh noooo save me guvment I can't help myself because I'm a big gaping pussy. | ||
| #3 - They make some good points [+] (4 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on SJW's where already among... | +7 |
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locke (12/13/2015) [-] no they don't, the human form in the nude has been a cornerstone of artistic renditions for centuries and a decent portion of the greatest art in the world is of the human form in the nude, and by no means are they all female or all white. some of the most famous art works in the world, the Venus de Milo, the Thinker, The Birth of Venus, Portrait of a Black Woman by Marie-Guillemine Benoist. It is incredibly important for all artists to be able to depict the human form in their art because it defines so much of what we are as a species. | ||
| #1 - FIRST! [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on Science Bitch! | -7 |
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| #5 - Crimsonhazard, why are you *********** ? | 12/13/2015 on Same | +1 |
| #3 - MFW I go to Kancho and then relent | 12/13/2015 on Kancho | +35 |
| #2 - is "open sesame" a play on the phrase "open say… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Open Sesame | +6 |
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| #6 - No idea why people hate me all of a sudden [+] (3 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on okkkay... | -1 |
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| #4 - lol [+] (5 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on okkkay... | -1 |
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| #1 - **crlmsonhazard used "*roll picture*"** **crlmsonhazard rol… | 12/13/2015 on Happy holidays from Dallas | -1 |
| #4 - those nasty dreads [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on shoot to kill | -1 |
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| #5 - He IP banned my old account for no reason [+] (3 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Admins dinner | 0 |
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| #8 - Picture | 12/13/2015 on SATISFACTION | 0 |
| #3 - <HFW | 12/13/2015 on Lord Gummy Bear | +1 |
| #23 - >people complaining instead of hitting next [+] (3 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on The Internet Right About Now | +47 |
| I dont think I've ever complained about undertale content even though I'm bored of it. After skipping a bunch I decided to give the game a try and I have to say it was a fun game, but now I feel completely fine with downvoting the undertale content because most of it is not funny. My experience of the game might have been different from most of the fans as I hated Papyrus and Sans going in and I don't think I could do a pacifist run because of them. Totally thinking of going genocide though, just to see that fucking annoying fat skeleton die. | ||
| #2 - did you mean the lecture notes will cover the final? | 12/13/2015 on Every time... | +10 |
| #37 - fedoralover, levvy, ogdonaldengel, etc. can only post comments… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on I worked hard on this | 0 |
| #14 - Lol women can just go to a bar and ask dudes for schlong. No r… [+] (20 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on NSFW lately | +3 |
| Jokes on you, I'm too lame to be hanging out at a bar, much less have a cute 8/10 give me the rooster. :/ you have a point though That's a perfect score on my scale. However, this situation only applies to movies. We better be making a porno. #16 -
deadfed (12/13/2015) [-] You dont have to be interesting, or good looking to be at a bar. Ive been to a local hells angels bar, and theres all types. Ive seen old black guys dancing with young white women. Smoked a blunt with the bartender, turns out shes a practicing attorney. I havent been to too many bars, too many times, but from what I have been I can confirm if youre female, by the end of the night you can get laid. Totally, no doubt dude. The real truth is, I don't go out much, talk to too many people, much less go to a bar. I enjoy staying home and watching porn. I'm confident I can get laid, I just don't care too much for it. #18 -
deadfed (12/13/2015) [-] Im an introvert, so I dont really like social settings but somehow I set myself up to be the opposite. A good friend of mines wife was cheating on him so he wanted to go to the bar, only reason Ive been there really. Im really not one for parties, but I like drugs so go when Im invited and in doing so people still think Im a people person from high school. Tell you the truth, In high school I had one girlfriend so I was just happy as hell about that and made a lot of friends, but I moved away senior year and somewhat keep in touch with people. Im a man of my word so Ive always done what I told people I would, and people respect that, so thats why it seems like I have so many friends. If only they knew how much I dreaded almost every time I went and hung out. Im not so confident I could get laid. I had sex many times with that one girlfriend from high school, but thats it. I still dont know how the hell I landed that. Sorry to rant. Damn man, that's the point, your confidence is low. If you actually want to get laid, I don't think going to a bar or club is even necessary, you just need to have a better outlook and work on confidence. Like, okay, when I'm at work, this one dude usually comes up to me when he's on break. His confidence is high, and he tells me about how he just decided that he wanted to fuck bitches so he decided to become an alpha. Not his exact words, just what I've gathered in my mind . Physically, he's only 7/10 attractive, but confidence is 9/10 10/10 if he wasn't so obvious about how much he wants to bang me . He tells me he just goes up to random cute chicks and tells them they're cute. You would think that doesn't work but he's confident enough about it. I'm not interested because I'm into someone else and my morals enable me not to want to have sex with him, but if I was another chick, I'd go for it. Basically, just do it, just get laid. Go talk to hoes, they're everywhere. everywhere Lmao, hope this helps unless you don't actually care about getting laid... or it doesn't help you regardless. #20 -
deadfed (12/13/2015) [-] I really dont care. Ive had sex before, like I said, its just not a priority for me. Its nothing to do with not knowing how to talk to people, I just dont like to talk and socialize. Youre right, hoes are everywhere. I dont want to fuck a hoe, if anything Id like a stable relationship but shit my life isnt stable at the moment. Im out of work right now, just left a partnership in an auto/body business because my partner was getting too greedy. Its getting to be winter so all the factories around are slowing down. I mentioned I like drugs, I dont smoke meth but I have plenty of connects, and anybody can get laid in that crowd. Simply not my vibe, not where I want to be when Jesus comes back. Around here, the crack pipe is the key to her heart. I just like to do my own thing, which currently is looking for work and getting my tool collection up, since I stopped working at the shop I have very little. Hmm, you lead a very interesting life. I'm similar, in ways. For example, I don't like to socialize too much or go out. Yet, that's because I find it hard to relate to others and I feel awkward about the things I say. I also would just like a simple stable relationship, so I don't go looking to get laid. I just don't care. I like smoking. I've tried a variety of other drugs, but can only stick to weed and sometimes Lsd. Also, "When Jesus comes back", are you a Christian? Or did you mean that I'm some other way? #22 -
deadfed (12/13/2015) [-] I am a christian, I was raised pentecostal. I say christian to put it simply. I dont dismiss any religious texts or group, because I dont think anything has all the answers. Its just hard for me to believe there is no God. Except for mormons, fuck the mormons. I was referencing Joe Dirt though, not trying to bring religion into it."Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?", thats just a funny quote from the movie. Im awkward as well, until were on the same page and can really talk about shit. Just standing around trying to make small talk doesnt work for me. Cool, cool. I'm a Christian too. Deff believe all the answers lie with Jesus, though. Truly, I look up at the sky and there's really no doubt to me that there is a God. I just wouldn't say I'm the perfect example of a Christian, at all. I've been trying lately though. Never heard of this movie which you speak of, but that's an interesting quote I could live by. Definitely though, small talk is the worst. It almost always ends with me having the last word, which is why I feel so awkward around people. Never really feel like what I have to say is important enough to be heard. At least around "normal" people. #24 -
deadfed (12/13/2015) [-] You say that like there is a perfect christian. Were all born in sin, saved only by grace. Some factions believe you have to be baptised, some that you have to give confession, I believe that God knows humanity is tainted because there was evil in mans heart before and after the flood. The flood was intended to wipe out the evil part of humanity, but Noah got drunk and passed out, and his son saw him and got his brothers to cover him up. If sin was washed away they wouldnt have that perversion of being naked and wouldnt feel the need to cover him. Thats why God sent Jesus to the cross, to give his life for the sins of all humanity. So now you dont have to follow a strict guide line to be saved, just not be inherently evil. Every man is born with their measure of faith. You are a soul, so when you make a decision you know in your heart wether its good or bad, I believe your choices based on that feeling is what determines whether it is sinful. They say killing is a sin, but there are instances in the bible where God tells people to kill. Why did they kill? Was it survival or revenge? Anger or despair? Another reason not to judge others. You're completely right. And I knew that already, but I guess I should think more before I type. Because what you said is what I really wanted to say, just not the way it came out. There's no perfect Christian, I just meant that my relationship with Jesus right now isn't as strong as it used to be, and I'm trying more to get closer to Him lately. Hmm, I've always known the history of Noah and the flood, but I never put two and two together about his nakedness and the remainder of sin. Hey man, this ended up being an interesting convo. I haven't prayed in a while, but somehow your block of text got me motivated. Thanks man, they say God works in mysterious ways, lol. #26 -
deadfed (12/13/2015) [-] I dont go to church, and I dont sit down and pray. To me, my prayers are my everyday thoughts. I recently went to my childhood church and they want to surround you and pray for you in tongues, and its cool for them, but thats just not how my relationship with God works. The pastors idea of praying for somebody is touching their head and saying, "praise God" and "thank you" over and over. Being pentacostal they sing a lot. Just not how I worship. Again, sorry to rant, dont mean to bother you. Im glad our conversation helped you in your religious endeavors. I cant tell you whats right, or how to worship, only share my beliefs and hope He guides. Hey, I don't really go to church either. Mainly because I feel my church is dead. To me, a real church is the people. If the people in the building are dea, the church is dead. I mean dead as in failing, non-cooperative, so conservative or liberal that they've lost all sight of what being a Christian really means. So, I rarely visit. To me praying is kneeling or laying in bed before I sleep and having a conversation with God. Spending quiet time alone for a while and telling Him about my life Even though he already knows all about it, more than I do of myself, but it's out of trust and love and humility , asking Him for strength as the days go by. But hey, you've got a pal in me, and it's been really cool talking to you. So, if you don't mind, add me? I'm heading to bed now, like a scrub. | ||
| #16 - Woudnt have gotten rid of my console if I had known this existed [+] (2 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Rocket League Comp 1 | 0 |
| #4 - Still more intelligible than a feminist | 12/13/2015 on tweets by real birds | +15 |
| #7 - Picture | 12/13/2015 on How it's made | 0 |
| #9 - I'm a proud carnivore but I still feel really bad for the animals [+] (15 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Vegans be like | +34 |
| The animals we eat today have evolved to be delicious. If beef wasn't delicious there would be a lot fewer cows around. By eating beef you are helping cows achieve their evolutionary goal; more cows. More like we evolved to find meat delicious as we left the jungle for the grasslands and needed a new source of food. Eating meat gave our diets a huge boost in protein, allowing our brains to get bigger, requiring more protein, etc. We also evolved to be able to sweat all over around this time. Cow is meat Alligator is meat If your idea that we evolved to find meat delicious is correct, then both should be delicious If my idea that cow has evolved to be delicious is correct, then cow is delicious while alligator is not. Cow is delicious Alligator is bland at best From this we can conclude that cows have evolved to be delicious. >everyone's preference for food is the same I personally can't stand pork. I find it dry and tasteless, especially porkchops. On the other hand, I once tried some gopher meat that my dad fried up without telling me what it was, and it was delicious. Tasted kinda like duck. Therefore, gophers evolved to me wonderfully tasty while pigs have evolved to taste dry and bland. See how your logic doesn't make any sense? Why would any animal evolve to taste better anyway? Things evolve to be foul tasting as a defense because a predator is less likely to eat something extremely bitter or disgusting. Tasting better does the opposite, which is why fruiting plants grow their seeds inside of delicious lumps of plant flesh, because chances are some herbivore will eat the fruit, walk far away, then crap out the seeds, which not only spreads the plant faster, it also gives the young plant a nitrogen boost and helps it grow. Clear advantage. There's literally no possible advantage to tasting 'good', except in the case of farmed animals, which were domesticated not because they tasted good, but because their ancestors were docile enough. Imagine a world where rhinos were domesticated instead of bovines, now that'd be interesting. #56 -
anon (12/13/2015) [-] lol what? we could produce so much more food for humans if we didn't use so much land for animal feed On paper, and within our current system, yes we do. However, a large percentage of this is non food crops. mostly corn, wheat, cotton, and potatoes. Corn, in its mass produced state, has little to no nutritional value, but is processed into cheap sugars and other base products. The vast majority of proteins in the world's diet is processed animal products. Sorry for the soapbox Yeah, but that's only because meat and bread makes up the main diet of most AVERAGE people, veggies and shit like that are only a minor demand for most people, in fact, the only reason Vegan diets are so cheap is because there's not a huge demand for veggies in the majority of populations, imagine how prices would sky-rocket if everyone became a vegan over night, and the prices had to be adjusted to turn a profit and to keep crops in supplies. if it wasnt a shit tier industrial farm, they lived a pretty high quality life compared to wild ones. all an animal really cares about is safety, food, and sex, all are is endlessly supplied until theyve lived the bulk of a good life and are put down for their tasty meats. ya they are still killed to be eaten, but id say its worth it. #63 -
anon (12/13/2015) [-] There's nothing clean or quick about most deaths. Most have a throat slit, after months and months of living with broken limbs, disease, tumors, etc. Some are grinded up while alive, some are killed by others around them. | ||
| #9 - True. There are no beautiful people in cringe comps [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on 3 types of people | +55 |
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myjunk (12/13/2015) [-] Not technically a cringe comp but similar - and with some beautiful people (only the girls though) /Meanwhile+in+the+motherland/funny-pictures/5768364/ | ||
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Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
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murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********
Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
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i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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