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And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/01/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ohio
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#7 - >people mocking trans people It breaks my heart. T…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Bring on the downvotes,... -4
#15 - anon (2 hours ago) [-]
>People mocking a person who happens to be trans

And mainly because they do stupid shit like use their status to et away with killing a person or because the trans person says that they are not really a supporter of gay marriage.
#8 - afaik (12 hours ago) [-]
Except nobody talks about that.
#1 - I gotta be honest, im probably gonna eat myself to death from … 13 hours ago on It'll pay off in the end... +2
#5 - Why does Leia never use her awesome force powers  [+] (8 new replies) 13 hours ago on Episode VIII Spoilers -8
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#41 - tkfourtwoone (10 hours ago) [-]
Because fuck you and your cancerous, autistic cartoon horses!
#21 - huntergriff (11 hours ago) [-]
She does. a few times actually. Plus she, han, and chewie used lightsabers for a mission at one point. Sauce is Marvel's "Star Wars" Issue #12.
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#17 - thegreenbutton (11 hours ago) [-]
Because DBZ syndrome
#6 - hektoroftroy (13 hours ago) [-]
at least bait better
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#15 - wobblewub (11 hours ago) [-]
wouldn't necessarily call that baiting

Leia should have the force somewhat with her
#7 - tezel (12 hours ago) [-]
**tezel used "*roll picture*"**
**tezel rolled image**In the EU (which I know is know longer canon) I'm like, 90% sure she did get trained as a jedi after the events of the original trilogy.
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#25 - holycrapimacupcake (11 hours ago) [-]
She was on Lukes new council with Kyle Katarn, Mara Jade, and much later Hans daughter Jaina. Sadly it isn't canon.
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#8 - hektoroftroy (12 hours ago) [-]
/History/funny-pictures/5792633/

exactly, none of it is canon anymore
either way the comment is bait
#9 - Its odd that they;d show the charred skeletons of the Beru fam…  [+] (6 new replies) 14 hours ago on Oh anakin -22
#23 - tuhuar (8 hours ago) [-]
I didn't know Yuengling got an ad in star wars; seems like an odd choice for beer.
#14 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
Fuck you, you are a shit poster, but atleast keep it original. Don't steal Fedoralover 's thing.
#11 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
Cuz charred skeletons and slaughtering children are different?
#15 - madcoww (11 hours ago) [-]
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#24 - peanutsaurusrex (8 hours ago) [-]
that doesn't apply here
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#18 - animango (9 hours ago) [-]
I see that you're trying to stop trolls/shitposters on this site. it's commendable, but it's time to let it go man.
#7 - Given that most black men in prison are innocent, none of this…  [+] (9 new replies) 14 hours ago on Discuss -65
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#46 - bronywiseman (3 hours ago) [-]
You're a monster.
The shitposting is acceptable, I mean come on, it's Funnyjunk.
But crying Pinkie Pie? You make me sick.
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#22 - tenaciouslee (12 hours ago) [-]
I'd be willing to bet my left nut you don't have any sort of citation on that,
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#11 - malinko (14 hours ago) [-]
and you got a thumb down for pony faggot.
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#10 - malinko (14 hours ago) [-]
how are most black men in prison innocent? Gonna need citation on this.
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#43 - zombieloan (4 hours ago) [-]
to be fair, i think what he means is that even though people bring up the fact that blacks make 13 percent of the populaation but make up over 50% of prison population, most of the blacks arresteed and in prison are due to nonviolent drug charges. not necessarily innocent, but nothing worth felony sentences
#8 - Pred (14 hours ago) [-]
mademereply/10
#23 - madcoww (11 hours ago) [-]
I dunno. His bait still seems strong among us idiots.
#23 - that groper should go to Rikers  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Oh Yeah? -16
#88 - zalashji (2 hours ago) [-]
Oh boy, red thumbs.
#67 - Nah, I wish I could take credit. This trolling is actually good  [+] (5 new replies) 15 hours ago on Western Rape Culture +73
#94 - weepeep (12 hours ago) [-]
You're the same fag, you'll fit nicely with thise caught comps
#83 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
thanks, it writes itself
#68 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
>good
>anon blatantly shitposting

Jeez, i'd hate to see what you call bad trolling.
#148 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
Old fag shitposter called yoloswaghashtag. He was shitty, he spammed pages with "FUCK THIS CUNT NIGGER SUBCRIBE TO ME". He got banned within 7 hours. And then his account was deleted.
#93 - weepeep (13 hours ago) [-]
Dank you based anon
#90 - how bout sack up and dont be a pussy  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Depression -5
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#91 - misticalz (16 hours ago) [-]
lol
werent you the fag who was going for the pink name for getting a jillion red pinkies
#46 - imagine the film white chicks but with the colors reversed. im… 01/10/2016 on Blackface +4
#63 - shh its true. Don't tell anybody 01/10/2016 on webm/mp4 comp 0
#95 - bunch of whores 01/10/2016 on #wastehistime2016 +12
#11198445 - Fair enough 01/10/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11198443 - I wish I was dead  [+] (22 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#11198454 - compared (01/10/2016) [-]
Ey nigga.
#11198448 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I wish I were dead*
#11198446 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
Welcome to the club
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#11198455 - compared (01/10/2016) [-]
lol fag
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#11198456 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
Shut the fuck up your dick inhaling ugly dyke
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#11198459 - compared (01/10/2016) [-]
At least I'm not suicidal.
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#11198461 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
At least I'm not ugly
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#11198464 - compared (01/10/2016) [-]
Looks don't matter when you're dead anyway.
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#11198466 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
You look like the walking dead, so not much would change if you killed yourself
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#11198470 - compared (01/10/2016) [-]
Except I wouldn't be able to enjoy life. I suppose you don't know what enjoying life is tho.
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#11198473 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
You're on funnyjunk just like me
It's just that you're okay with being useless to society
#11198477 - compared (01/10/2016) [-]
Not all people on funnyjunk are worthless like you fag, for most it's just fun to joke about.
#11198484 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
You're a regular on /autism/
don't get too ahead of yourself
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#11198486 - compared (01/10/2016) [-]
It's possible to browse autism and be normal in real life.
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#11198491 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
about as possible as missing both your legs and walking normally to work
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#11198493 - compared (01/10/2016) [-]
If you believe that then you really should kill yourself.
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#11198495 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
Same to you if you believe you can spend your days with a herd of autistic spergs on the internet and still be normal
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#11198514 - dassnailage (01/10/2016) [-]
lol
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#11198498 - compared (01/10/2016) [-]
But you can faggot, you should try it.
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#11198444 - Benka (01/10/2016) [-]
Die
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#11198452 - hardstylehobo (01/10/2016) [-]
#11198445 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
Fair enough
#86 - Picture 01/10/2016 on black tweets 36: New year... 0
#77 - U mad?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Highest resolution picture... -3
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#78 - meatloafman (01/10/2016) [-]
Mild annoyance
#12 - Picture 01/10/2016 on “Graphics in games... 0
#1549453 - nah everyone irl hates me so I just do it for attention becaus…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
#1549456 - tinkotin (01/10/2016) [-]
#1549449 - discuss trolling techniques, try to get better at trolling by …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on FJ Backroom +1
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#1549452 - lightarcanine (01/10/2016) [-]
You really have fallen, haven't you?
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#1549451 - tinkotin (01/10/2016) [-]
are you 13 years old
#1549453 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
nah everyone irl hates me so I just do it for attention because Im lonely. Don't tell anybody
#1549456 - tinkotin (01/10/2016) [-]
#1165017 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#1165020 - totallynatedrake (01/10/2016) [-]
#1165018 - sunnyday (01/10/2016) [-]
#11198309 - keep this cringe in the brony boards 01/10/2016 on Happy little board 0
#1549445 - there should be a board just for trolls  [+] (8 new replies) 01/10/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
#1549466 - theorangefox (01/10/2016) [-]
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#1549448 - lightarcanine (01/10/2016) [-]
What would be the point, then?
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#1549449 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
discuss trolling techniques, try to get better at trolling by trolling those immune to it, etc
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#1549452 - lightarcanine (01/10/2016) [-]
You really have fallen, haven't you?
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#1549451 - tinkotin (01/10/2016) [-]
are you 13 years old
#1549453 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
nah everyone irl hates me so I just do it for attention because Im lonely. Don't tell anybody
#1549456 - tinkotin (01/10/2016) [-]
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#1549446 - tinkotin (01/10/2016) [-]
#126203 - Believing in false idols. 01/10/2016 on Religion Board -1
#7 - those awards are totally objective and nobody got paid  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Ninjas 0
#8 - kingofunnyjunk (01/10/2016) [-]
as objective as how much of a good taste you have in fighting games bruh
#5 - SC got DARTH VADER. MK got Catwoman  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Ninjas +1
#6 - kingofunnyjunk (01/10/2016) [-]
Depending on your logic Street Fighter got Dante. SC died with Vader years ago while MK got fighting GOTY 2015.
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#7 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
those awards are totally objective and nobody got paid
#8 - kingofunnyjunk (01/10/2016) [-]
as objective as how much of a good taste you have in fighting games bruh
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on (untitled) 0
#10 - afaik Comment deleted by crlmsonhazard

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User avatar #22 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks ma n !
User avatar #23 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (01/07/2016) [-]
you're welcome
#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why do you suck so much at *********** ?
User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/31/2015) [-]
wasnt there a troll account called oolong ?
User avatar #17 to #16 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
User avatar #21 to #17 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
User avatar #19 to #17 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
User avatar #13 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
Dragonball kick?
User avatar #14 to #13 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Oolong is the new mascot for the time being
#15 to #14 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********

Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
User avatar #12 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Dedication
#11 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
i ******* knew it
User avatar #9 - BROOKE (12/13/2015) [-]
I like your text color
User avatar #10 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like yours too brooke <3
#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - Sunset ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
good memes friend
User avatar #6 - regularorange (12/12/2015) [-]
Do you know chef?
#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 903**
User avatar #3 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/11/2015) [-]
i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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